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Little_Miss_1565
09-07-2007, 10:21 PM
Sanni and I saw Blaqk Audio tonight. See this picture? It's black. Blaqk, even.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/sarahwmhc/blaqk.jpg

I'll have pictures when I can figure out where the fuck I put the cord to my camera.

The show was actually pretty rad despite the glowstick rats. There were a few *mime slashing wrists* moments, and it was clear that Davey is used to working a room much bigger than the Grand Ballroom, but it was a good time. Sanni and I hung out in the balcony being 1337.

"I wonder if there's AFI slash online," we wondered on the train home. The cardinal rule of the internet, after all, is 'if it exists, there is porn of it.' So, yeah.

www.afislash.com

The way we felt about the show was a little bit like this:


“You’re beautiful.” — Davey straddled him, gazing down at him intently, his fingers exploring every inch of his exposed upper body. Jade shivered as they travelled down to his navel. The ache in his groin was becoming almost unbearable and he bucked his hips into the touch. Davey smiled a knowing smile and swung his leg to the side, knee deliberately brushing across the sensitive area.

“Dav…” — the moan broke off into a satisfied “aahhh” as Jade felt the long fingers loosening his buckle. He raised his hips as the belt was slid off, landing back on the sheets with a gasp. Slowly and deliberately Davey undid his pants, all the while noting the delicious way Jade’s lips parted with a shaky exhalation of breath at each button. The hips eagerly raised as the last button was released and the pants were slid down.

Jade’s gloved fingers gripped the bed as Davey leaned forward and he cried out as the soft brush of hair preceded moist lips enclosing his shaft.

“Oh God!” — nothing had ever felt like this — nothing he had ever experienced came near. He craned his neck and stared at the beautiful dark eyes fixed on him as the mouth continued its work. “Davey…” — the cry hoarsely left his throat.

Little_Miss_1565
09-07-2007, 10:22 PM
PS Sanni is on my couch right now on the phone with Ninth (and Rickycrack)

Sunny
09-07-2007, 10:29 PM
i was on the phone with ninth/rickycrack earlier. JELIS?!?!?

Little_Miss_1565
09-07-2007, 10:29 PM
omg omg i didn't see this


“Are you ready?”

“I want you in me.”

Davey tenderly placed a pillow under Jade’s hips, carefully positioning him. He coated himself liberally then gently pushed against him.

“Tell me if I hurt you.”

Jade gasped as his muscles clamped and tensed.

“Relax…” — Davey whispered in Jade’s ear. Jade felt his thighs fall outward and he sank into the bed as Davey pushed once more. He stretched then clamped around him.

Davey forced himself to move slowly at first, but the feeling of Jade’s walls around him, hot and warm, was amazing, and it was all he could do to stop himself from coming.

“Jade — work yourself, I want you to come with me.”

Jade’s hand released the headboard and immediately slid down in compliance. He felt so tight and full, he had never imagined anything could feel like this.

“Gnnhhhh!” — he gripped himself and pumped, slowly at first, hips rising off the pillow, allowing Davey to push into him further.

“Feels so good…” — the words came out in gasps: “…So full…”

His body convulsed, slapping against the pillow as Davey finally let go and hit the spot: “Fuck!”

“So beautiful, so tight!” — Davey’s voice trembled as his body shuddered. The tightness. The writhing body. Taking the beautiful man beneath him for the first time — it was all too much. He quickened, seeing the gloved hand also moving faster, in time.

Jade was the first to come. He writhed against the sheets in ecstasy crying Davey’s name as burning heat shot through him and blinding white enveloped his brain. Davey felt Jade’s body shudder and the heat of his come spatter against his stomach. He exhaled a muffled cry and felt himself release deep into the writhing body. They collapsed into one another, laying in silence, their bodies breathing as one.

****************************************

“You have a very fine Chateau Count Puget. Your taste is exquisite.”

Davey bowed and clasped his hand to his chest.

“Thank you Signor Marchand.”

Sunny
09-07-2007, 10:31 PM
duuuuuuuude. o_O

Little_Miss_1565
09-07-2007, 10:37 PM
I'm scarring her for life. And now she and Ryan are having phone sex. She is scolding him.

Endymion
09-07-2007, 10:47 PM
sanni didn't get it when i asked if robert goulet used the pickup line "they don't call me robert good-lay for nothin'!" :(

Little_Miss_1565
09-07-2007, 10:52 PM
HAHAHA OH I GET IT THIS MAKES ME SUPERIOR.

giggles.

Endymion
09-07-2007, 10:56 PM
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/1112167434252.jpg

Little_Miss_1565
09-07-2007, 10:57 PM
I'm sorry, where are the 18th century Parisian vampires?

Endymion
09-07-2007, 11:07 PM
dear bbs,

i'm currently working on my own afi slash. the setting is thus:
in the year 2023 all the men on earth have been killed by a disease. the sole surviving men in the universe are davey havok, jade puget, james joyce, data (from star trek tng), a werewolf, and myself. and we're furries. we survived because we occupy a nasa base on the moon. since all the men on earth are dead, and women are too stupid to fly space ships and the like, we are trapped there, alone. and horny. oh, and james joyce is a leper.

Little_Miss_1565
09-07-2007, 11:09 PM
I'm intrigued. What's your spirit animal?

PS if I wake up and it's not finished, you're a dead man.

Endymion
09-07-2007, 11:13 PM
oh, and sanni requested photos of me in a bathrobe.

Endymion
09-07-2007, 11:20 PM
photos of me in a bathrobe (http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/3804.png)

0r4ng3
09-07-2007, 11:25 PM
That's...that's quite a bathrobe.

Little_Miss_1565
09-07-2007, 11:42 PM
Blaqk Audio was the most awesome fabulous thingy ever, even more perfect than the 18th century Parisian vampire pr0n. Chateau de Gay Sex, I cry crystal tears.

I'm so fucking tired. Endy's voice is mad hawttiez.

I'm bumping 1565's post count, suh-weeeeet.

-Veralicious

Mota Boy
09-08-2007, 12:06 AM
Sanni and I saw Blaqk Audio tonight. See this picture? It's black. Blaqk, even.I assume the graininess is interference from all the audio.

Endymion
09-08-2007, 12:35 AM
I assume the graininess is interference from all the audio.

the graininess is kinda weird. looks almost like there was a thin black plaid hanging in front of them.

Little_Miss_1565
09-08-2007, 09:04 AM
the graininess is kinda weird. looks almost like there was a thin black plaid hanging in front of them.

That would be the intense sexual energy of the punk rockers making synthpop. There is no denying, nor escaping.

JohnnyNemesis
09-08-2007, 09:06 AM
This thread makes me so fucking hard.

Little_Miss_1565
09-08-2007, 09:12 AM
I hope this continues that fine tradition.


"Hey mom, it's me," Davey said as he pushed his lip ring around with his tongue. "I was just calling to tell you that I'm over at my boyfriend's house."

"Oh Davey, that's wonderful," he heard his mom's excited voice come through the phone. "But maybe you should come home for a little bit to get some clean clothes?"

"Okay, I'll see you in a little while mom," Davey said and hung up his phone. He stuffed his phone into the pocket of his pants before pulling on Jade's pink Minor Threat tee, knowing that his boyfriend wouldn't mind if he wore it. 'It smells just like him,' he thought as he made his way down the stairs. "I'll be back," he called to Molly who was in the kitchen with Gibson. He grabbed his skateboard from beside the front door and began to make his way to his house.

Little_Miss_1565
09-08-2007, 11:49 PM
Why do I seem to love this thread more than anyone else? We were discussing at dinner tonight, why is it in the Javey slash, Davey is always pitcher and Jade is always catcher? I would have thought for sure that Jade was a top. Also, reading more AFI slash, I think it's sad that while sometimes Adam will make an appearance as a jilted former lover/fifth wheel to lovefest, Hunter is always aloof, on the outside. Though I know from personal experience that bass players get NO LOVE, how is this fair? Do I need to write Hunter a sex life starring me, full of bad ass/bass puns?

Llamas
09-09-2007, 12:17 AM
Do I need to write Hunter a sex life starring me, full of bad ass/bass puns?

I would support this idea, but it's not nearly homosexual enough to quite work. :(

Endymion
09-09-2007, 12:22 AM
Do I need to write Hunter a sex life starring me, full of bad ass/bass puns?

i'd touch myself to that.

mrconeman
09-09-2007, 12:30 AM
1565 totally looks like Amy Acker right there.
That is all.

JohnnyNemesis
09-09-2007, 01:30 AM
Though I know from personal experience that bass players get NO LOVE

Ew, you're desperate. You need some sympathy penis.

Llamas
09-09-2007, 04:24 AM
1565 totally looks like Amy Acker right there.
That is all.

I really, really wish my computer wasn't being retarded and I could see the photo... cause Amy Acker is awesome.

Endymion
09-09-2007, 04:40 AM
I really, really wish my computer wasn't being retarded and I could see the photo... cause Amy Acker is awesome.

she was a semi-regular on Wishbone apparently, which makes her a complete winner in my book.

wheelchairman
09-09-2007, 05:12 AM
Really? Which character was she?

Llamas
09-09-2007, 06:09 AM
she was a semi-regular on Wishbone apparently, which makes her a complete winner in my book.

Seriously??? That, like, makes my day. Wishbone was awesome. I seriously want to see these episodes, hahaha. Well, and generally just to start watching Wishbone again. :D

Endymion
09-09-2007, 07:58 AM
Really? Which character was she?

"various "

sKratch
09-09-2007, 08:08 AM
I'm just gonna say in this thread that last night I was at a party and someone put on an Offspring mix (mostly Smash and Americana) and it made my life complete.

BREAK
09-09-2007, 05:05 PM
These people keep giving me more and more reasons to like them.

If AFI slash porn did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.

Vera
09-09-2007, 07:47 PM
This thread rules so fucking hard.

Fuck love gimme fireeeee.

Endy's a fucking creep and wants me to write more BBS slash which made me dig up this classic masterpiece... The context's like, Maria was a raving whore and the thread title had the word gay in it so I was like, where the fuck's the REAL gay. Also, the word checkmate was thrown around a lot.


"stupid junkie whore," muttered Endymion under his breath. Ricardo glanced his way, their eyes meeting briefly. Smirking, the spicy hot Latino walked over to the chessboard in a sexy swagger.

"Nothing like the sweet sound of some serious pwnage," he remarked and placed his palm (that masculine hand of his, bringing Ricky fangirls down on their knees since 2004) over the king.

"i like drawn horseporn better," Endy said but couldn't help staring at the sight of Ricardo's massive hand over the king. Finally those fingers grabbed a hold of the chess piece and moved it.

"Checkmate," Rick sighed, his voice getting slightly hoarse thanks to Endy's mention of horseporn. He couldn't help it. Horses and Dutch girls were his number one fantasies - they spoke of the luxurious lifestyle a Bronx homie could only dream of (and masturbate over).

"wow," Endy responded. This scenario reminded him of his favourite Pages Glued Together By Semen song, "Midnight Is The Only Time I Get To Screw My Pillow". It was hot, all right.

tbc

RickyCrack
09-09-2007, 10:27 PM
I also talked on the fone with Vlad while Ninth finished blowing me before we were surprisingly (and nicely) interrupted.