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Camel Filters
09-10-2007, 07:39 PM
I finally have a girlfriend now. I guess switching to first shift paid off for me. I've been spending every waking minute with her besides when i'm working. She's a junior in high school so theres like a three year age difference between us. But I'm just so happy that i'm no longer single.

Thomas
09-10-2007, 07:44 PM
congratulations?

Jakebert
09-10-2007, 08:21 PM
So, out of the following insult/jokes, I can't decide which one I should make:

1.) It shows that you've never had a girlfriend before, because you sound like a clingy 8th grader who is dating someone for the first time ever.

2.) She's only dating you for cigarette hook ups.

3.) BUSHIEZM!!!!!

All About Eve
09-10-2007, 08:22 PM
So, out of the following insult/jokes, I can't decide which one I should make:

1.) It shows that you've never had a girlfriend before, because you sound like a clingy 8th grader who is dating someone for the first time ever.

2.) She's only dating you for cigarette hook ups.

3.) BUSHIEZM!!!!!
4.) She has mental problems if she's dating you.

0r4ng3
09-10-2007, 08:33 PM
1.) It shows that you've never had a girlfriend before, because you sound like a clingy 8th grader who is dating someone for the first time ever.
Hey don't joke about that, it would hit a little to close to home for me.

...

Also, lol Bushizm lol.

JohnnyNemesis
09-10-2007, 08:41 PM
I almost made a Buzshism reference too, but I'm still happy for wishomie. I think/hope this is all just a part of him growing up and stuff.

Jesse, don't worry, you're in college now...and you have no fucking clue how easy it is to meet women there.

nieh
09-10-2007, 08:51 PM
Jesse, don't worry, you're in college now...and you have no fucking clue how easy it is to meet women there.

I dunno, I have an Asian friend who's 23 and about to graduate and still hasn't had a girlfriend.

JohnnyNemesis
09-10-2007, 08:55 PM
Jesse now goes to school about 4 miles away from me, no joke. If he gets no action by December, I'm gonna take him under my wing and introduce him to the wimminz.

All About Eve
09-10-2007, 08:59 PM
Wtf, Latinos get wings now? So not fair.

coke_a_holic
09-10-2007, 09:21 PM
http://www.lucid-tv.com/059.jpg

/Jesse

Jebus
09-10-2007, 10:17 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dating_pools.png

(20/2) + 7 = 17

I guess it's okay then.

Rag Doll
09-10-2007, 10:22 PM
If he gets no action by December, I'm gonna take him under my wing and introduce him to the wimminz.

introduce him to me.

All About Eve
09-10-2007, 10:32 PM
introduce him to me.
I think he'd rather have the wimminz.

Heyoooooo


lol jk ilu<3

JohnnyNemesis
09-10-2007, 11:08 PM
Heyooooooooo! That was gud, I liek.

But srsly, you're all MINE, Sam. I aint givin' Jesse to you :(

Andy
09-11-2007, 01:03 PM
I finally have a girlfriend now. I guess switching to first shift paid off for me. I've been spending every waking minute with her besides when i'm working. She's a junior in high school so theres like a three year age difference between us. But I'm just so happy that i'm no longer single.

Don't boast about that.

All About Eve
09-11-2007, 01:14 PM
I liek.

so i herd.

JoY
09-13-2007, 07:33 AM
But I'm just so happy that i'm no longer single.

that part made me giggle.

so you're with her, because it makes you no longer single, or you're with her, because you're in love with the chick?

anyway, congratulations. :)

mrconeman
09-13-2007, 09:20 AM
Congratulations I suppose. Interesting though, don't be too clingy/braggy/needy like first time partners tend to get, and like her for liking her not just as a method with which to become not single. but this is stating the obvious bla bla bla none of my business, good luck.

JohnnyNemesis
09-13-2007, 09:32 AM
don't be too clingy/braggy/needy like first time partners tend to get

I can't echo these sentiments enough. I would beat the fucking hell outta the 16 year old me if I had the chance.

Endymion
09-13-2007, 12:58 PM
I would beat the fucking hell outta the 16 year old me if I had the chance.

didn't you get enough of that from the fuzz?

speaking of which, i've been way too lazy to shave for a month or so. last night i was out with a friend, we were driving and she goes "oh damn, it's the fuzz" and i get pissed and say "why you gotta get so down on my beard, huh?"