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wheelchairman
09-13-2007, 03:38 PM
Who will join me on this exciting new mission to Oregon? I have found my old game. Some oreos, and I got some time to kill with mindless edutainment. Plus it's fun.

So there's room for 4, the rest will have to wait. It's pretty much first come first serve.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/otpic1.png

wheelchairman
09-13-2007, 03:46 PM
argh my wagon train is so lonely. 7 minutes of rejection :( Gonna play half life. (will check later though, plz join my wagon train.)

All About Eve
09-13-2007, 03:48 PM
I'll join. I love dying miserable deaths. I'd be a good merchant, I think.

wheelchairman
09-13-2007, 03:49 PM
Pfff you're like my daughter or something. First we're going to be a banker. Anyways good for you, 1 down 3 to go.

nieh
09-13-2007, 04:11 PM
I'll join but only if I get to die of syphilis.

wheelchairman
09-13-2007, 04:31 PM
I can see about dysenteria.

khaaaaan
09-13-2007, 04:31 PM
Khaaaaan reporting in sir!

Little_Miss_1565
09-13-2007, 05:07 PM
1565 reporting for duty sir! I hope I get the dysentery.

wheelchairman
09-13-2007, 05:19 PM
Word, we got a full load. We'll set out tomorrow morning (literally.) I promise plenty of screenshots!

T-6005
09-13-2007, 08:55 PM
Damn it, I wanted to be in on this.

Tizzalicious
09-14-2007, 01:40 AM
I wanted to be in :(

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 06:11 AM
Well you guys get spots on the second ride. There is a height limit though..

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 07:28 AM
Here is the results of our trip:


March 1, 1848
We started down the trail with:
20 oxen
50 sets of clothing
2000 bullets
3 wagon wheels
3 wagon axles
3 wagon tongues
2000 pounds of food
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

March 5, 1848
Khaaaaan has the measles.

March 6, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

March 10, 1848
An ox is sick.
We decided to rest for 3 days.

March 14, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

March 15, 1848
Khaaaaan is well again.

March 18, 1848
An ox died.
We have arrived at the Kansas River Crossing.

March 22, 1848
The ferry got our party and wagon safely across.
An ox is sick.
Little Miss is suffering from exhaustion.

March 23, 1848
Broken wagon tongue.
We fixed the broken wagon tongue.
We decided to rest for 3 days.

March 25, 1848
Little Miss got sick and died.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/littlemisssickanddead.png
There goes all our women :( Damn the patriarch!

March 31, 1848
We have arrived at the Big Blue River Crossing.

April 7, 1848
Our supplies got wet. Lost 1 day.
A thief stole 24 sets of clothing.

April 9, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

April 13, 1848
We have reached Fort Kearney.

April 15, 1848
Nieh got lost. Thankfully, we found Nieh alive after 2 days.

April 20, 1848
Bad water.
We took the wrong trail and lost 2 days.

April 23, 1848
Bad water.

April 24, 1848
Bad water.

April 25, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.

April 26, 1848
An ox died.
We have reached Chimney Rock.

April 27, 1848
All About Eve is sick with typhoid fever.

April 28, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

May 4, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

May 5, 1848
Nieh has dysentery.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/lolshittynieh.png

May 6, 1848
All About Eve is well again.

May 10, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

May 14, 1848
Nieh is well again.

May 16, 1848
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

May 17, 1848
We have reached Fort Laramie.
Khaaaaan has a fever.

May 18, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.

May 27, 1848
Khaaaaan is well again.
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

May 28, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

May 29, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

May 30, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
Khaaaaan has a broken arm.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/philnoarm.png

May 31, 1848
We have reached Independence Rock.

June 2, 1848
A severe storm caused a delay of 1 day.

June 3, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.

June 5, 1848
Khaaaaan has a broken arm.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/phildefinitelyhasnoarms.png
(that's both arms!)

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 07:39 AM
June 8, 1848
We have arrived at the South Pass.
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

June 9, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.

June 11, 1848
All About Eve is suffering from exhaustion.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/whattahomos.png
Primadonna

June 13, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

June 16, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

June 21, 1848
All About Eve is well again.
We have arrived at the Green River Crossing.

June 23, 1848
The ferry got our party and wagon safely across.

June 25, 1848
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

June 26, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.

June 29, 1848
We shot 488 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

July 5, 1848
We have reached Soda Springs.
Bad water.

July 6, 1848
Nieh has cholera.

July 7, 1848
Khaaaaan is well again.

July 8, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

July 9, 1848
We lost 9 pounds of food due to spoilage.

July 14, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

July 16, 1848
Nieh is well again.

July 17, 1848
We shot 492 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
Nieh is sick with typhoid fever.

July 22, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

July 23, 1848
All About Eve has dysentery.

July 26, 1848
Nieh is well again.

July 27, 1848
A thief stole 8 oxen.

July 28, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

August 1, 1848
We didn't have any luck on this hunting trip! We returned to the wagon empty-handed.

August 3, 1848
All About Eve is well again.

August 4, 1848
A thief stole 14 sets of clothing.

August 5, 1848
We have reached Fort Hall.

August 6, 1848
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

August 7, 1848
An ox is sick.

August 8, 1848
No water.

August 9, 1848
Rough trail.
We will now travel at a steady pace.

August 10, 1848
No water.

August 11, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 12, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 15, 1848
We have arrived at the Snake River Crossing.

August 16, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.

August 17, 1848
We shot 484 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
Bad water.

August 18, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
Bad water.

August 19, 1848
Bad water.

August 20, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 22, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 24, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
No grass for the oxen.
We have reached Fort Boise.

August 25, 1848
Bad water.

August 28, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 30, 1848
We shot 1364 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/killingspree.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/westernoverconsumption.png
And then the term "Western Overconsumption" was coined.

August 31, 1848
Bad water.

September 1, 1848
Khaaaaan is sick with typhoid fever.

September 2, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.
We lost 26 pounds of food due to spoilage.

September 4, 1848
We shot 297 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

September 9, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

September 12, 1848
Khaaaaan is well again.

September 15, 1848
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

September 16, 1848
The trail is impassable. Lost 2 days.

September 19, 1848
We have arrived at the Grande Ronde in the Blue Mountains.

September 21, 1848
We shot 403 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

September 22, 1848
Khaaaaan has dysentery.

September 23, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

September 24, 1848
We lost 39 pounds of food due to spoilage.

September 26, 1848
We lost 33 pounds of food due to spoilage.

September 29, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

October 2, 1848
We shot 309 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
We lost 43 pounds of food due to spoilage.

October 3, 1848
Khaaaaan is well again.

October 8, 1848
We found an abandoned wagon containing:
2 sets of clothing
We lost 32 pounds of food due to spoilage.
We have reached The Dalles.

And we made it to Oregon. Here's a sum-up:
Little Miss 1565:
Became exhausted after 3 weeks, died on week later.

All About Eve:
Typhoid Fever/ April 27th
Exhaustion/ June 11th
Dysentery/ July 23rd

Nieh:
Got Lost/ April 15th
Dysentery/ May 5th
Cholera/ July 6th
Typhoid Fever/ July 7th

Khaaan:
Measles/ March 5th
Fever/ May 17th
Broken Arm/ May 30th
Broken another arm/ June 5th
Typhoid Fever/ September 1st
Dysentery/ September 22nd (lol)

It took us roughly 6 months to get to Oregon, 1 fatality.

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 09:23 AM
Needs two more people!

Sinister
09-14-2007, 09:28 AM
what the hell, why not ?

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 09:30 AM
You might die of dysentery!

Little_Miss_1565
09-14-2007, 09:32 AM
God damn it! Exhaustion?! I died from EXHAUSTION?! I mean, yeah, I have a fatigue-based chronic illness. But FUCK. That's insult to injury. Fuck you, Oregon. :mad:

Sinister
09-14-2007, 09:33 AM
You might die of dysentery!
I'll do it for the lulz.

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 09:42 AM
God damn it! Exhaustion?! I died from EXHAUSTION?! I mean, yeah, I have a fatigue-based chronic illness. But FUCK. That's insult to injury. Fuck you, Oregon. :mad:

Wow the game is clairvoyant :o
You want a second chance?

Mota Boy
09-14-2007, 09:43 AM
March 1, 1848
We started down the trail...
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

March 22, 1848
Little Miss is suffering from exhaustion.

March 25, 1848
Little Miss got sick and died.
Duh, women's delicate nature cannot survive the harsh world of the frontier. It's no place for the fairer sex.

/put me down

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 09:43 AM
Duh, women's delicate nature cannot survive the harsh world of the frontier. It's no place for the fairer sex.

/put me down

Sorry 1565, you'll have to make the 3rd round. We're all full!

Tonight I might come home and play this drunk. :)

Endymion
09-14-2007, 09:50 AM
dude, what the fuck version of oregon trail is that? i'm pretty sure those colors are at least 16 bit, which is just wrong.

http://www.vintagecomputing.com/wp-content/images/eric_first/oregon_1_large.jpg

Little_Miss_1565
09-14-2007, 10:02 AM
Low-fi is the shit!

Awesome, another chance to not be a pussy would be great. :)

nieh
09-14-2007, 11:33 AM
http://www.noisebot.com/images/dysentery-zoom.gif

Rag Doll
09-14-2007, 11:34 AM
i wanna be in on it sometime.

F@ BANKZ
09-14-2007, 01:27 PM
I want in, not that I know where in hell to play this game or what the hell it is.

All About Eve
09-14-2007, 02:27 PM
Heck yes. I'm so awesome.

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 03:52 PM
I want in, not that I know where in hell to play this game or what the hell it is.

It's just a computer simulation where I play, and everyone else is passengers and pretty much only bad things happen to them.

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 05:13 PM
The second bbs train is head off with
T-6005
Tizzalicious
Sinister
and finally also Mota Boy.

the 3rd one will leave so far (and probably sometime tomorrow) with:
Little Miss 1565
Rag Doll
Fat Banks

and someone else...?

0r4ng3
09-14-2007, 05:14 PM
I'll join it.

Homer
09-14-2007, 05:35 PM
Damn, you beat me.

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 05:45 PM
March 1, 1848
We started down the trail with:
9 oxen
25 sets of clothing
1000 bullets
2 wagon wheels
2 wagon axles
2 wagon tongues
1000 pounds of food
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

March 4, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

March 5, 1848
We have arrived at the Kansas River Crossing.

March 11, 1848
The ferry got our party and wagon safely across.

March 13, 1848
We have arrived at the Big Blue River Crossing.

March 30, 1848
Our supplies got wet. Lost 1 day.
We will now travel at a steady pace.
Tizzalicious has cholera.

March 31, 1848
A thief stole 1 ox.

April 1, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

April 3, 1848
We shot 283 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

April 8, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

April 10, 1848
Tizzalicious is well again.

April 17, 1848
We shot 356 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

April 18, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

April 19, 1848
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.
We have reached Fort Kearney.

April 22, 1848
No water.

April 26, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

April 27, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

April 28, 1848
We have reached Chimney Rock.

April 29, 1848
We shot 4 pounds of meat.

May 1, 1848
We shot 105 pounds of meat.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/THISNAKE.png
T-6005 was bitten by a snake.

May 2, 1848
We have reached Fort Laramie.
Bad water.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/sicktizz.png
Tizzalicious has a fever.

May 3, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

May 6, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
We will now travel at a steady pace.

May 8, 1848
We shot 184 pounds of meat.
We decided to rest for 2 days.

May 11, 1848
T-6005 is well again.
No grass for the oxen.

May 12, 1848
No water.
We took the wrong trail and lost 1 day.

May 13, 1848
Tizzalicious is well again.
No water.

May 14, 1848
No water.
We lost 13 pounds of food due to spoilage.

May 18, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
We lost 7 pounds of food due to spoilage.

May 20, 1848
We shot 97 pounds of meat.
Bad water.

May 21, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
No water.

May 22, 1848
Bad water.
We have reached Independence Rock.

May 23, 1848
An ox wandered off for 1 day.

May 25, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

May 26, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
No water.

May 27, 1848
We shot 328 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

May 28, 1848
No water.

May 30, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/sinmeasles.png
Sinister has the measles.

May 31, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

June 3, 1848
We lost 17 pounds of food due to spoilage.

June 4, 1848
We lost 14 pounds of food due to spoilage.

June 6, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

June 9, 1848
We lost 6 pounds of food due to spoilage.

June 10, 1848
Sinister is well again.
We have arrived at the South Pass.

June 13, 1848
We shot 536 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

June 14, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.
A thief stole 19 sets of clothing.

June 16, 1848
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

June 18, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

June 19, 1848
We have arrived at the Green River Crossing.

June 24, 1848
The ferry got our party and wagon safely across.
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

June 25, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

June 26, 1848
We shot 443 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
Bad water.
Tizzalicious has the measles.

June 27, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.
We will now travel at a steady pace.

June 30, 1848
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/motameasle.png
Mota Boy has dysentery.

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 05:51 PM
July 1, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

July 5, 1848
Tizzalicious is well again.
We lost 11 pounds of food due to spoilage.

July 7, 1848
We lost 7 pounds of food due to spoilage.

July 8, 1848
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/motaboydie.png
Mota Boy got sick and died.
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

July 10, 1848
Bad water.

July 11, 1848
Bad water.

July 12, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.

July 16, 1848
We have reached Soda Springs.

July 18, 1848
We shot 304 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
No grass for the oxen.
We took the wrong trail and lost 4 days.

July 22, 1848
No water.

July 23, 1848
No water.

July 24, 1848
Bad water.
We have reached Fort Hall.
Tizzalicious has dysentery.

July 25, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
We decided to rest for 5 days.

July 31, 1848
We shot 315 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

August 2, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
We decided to rest for 3 days.

August 3, 1848
Tizzalicious is well again.

August 7, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 8, 1848
Rough trail.

August 9, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
Bad water.

August 10, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 11, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 14, 1848
We shot 246 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
No grass for the oxen.
Rough trail.

August 15, 1848
No water.
No grass for the oxen.
We lost 31 pounds of food due to spoilage.

August 16, 1848
Bad water.
We have arrived at the Snake River Crossing.

August 17, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.

August 18, 1848
No water.
No grass for the oxen.

August 19, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 21, 1848
We shot 625 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
Bad water.
We took the wrong trail and lost 4 days.

August 22, 1848
We lost 40 pounds of food due to spoilage.

August 24, 1848
Tizzalicious has dysentery.

August 25, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

August 27, 1848
T-6005 is suffering from exhaustion.

August 28, 1848
We lost 29 pounds of food due to spoilage.

August 31, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

September 4, 1848
Tizzalicious is well again.
We decided to rest for a day.

September 6, 1848
We decided to rest for 2 days.

September 7, 1848
T-6005 is well again.

September 9, 1848
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

September 11, 1848
An ox is sick.
We have reached Fort Boise.
No grass for the oxen.

September 12, 1848
Bad water.

September 13, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.

September 14, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

September 17, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

September 18, 1848
We shot 587 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
Rough trail.

September 19, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

September 20, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
Bad water.
We lost 25 pounds of food due to spoilage.

September 21, 1848
We have arrived at the Grande Ronde in the Blue Mountains.
Rough trail.
We lost 22 pounds of food due to spoilage.

September 22, 1848
We lost 18 pounds of food due to spoilage.

September 23, 1848
We shot 490 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

September 26, 1848
We lost 32 pounds of food due to spoilage.

September 27, 1848
The trail is impassable. Lost 10 days.

October 10, 1848
We have reached The Dalles.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/everyonebutmota.png

Stats: This trip lasted from
March 1st, to October 10th, 1 week longer than the last.

Ailments:
T-6005:
Snakebite/ May 1st
Exhaustion/ August 27th

Tizzalicious:
Cholera/ March 30th
Fever/ May 2nd,
Measles/ June 26nd
Dysentery/ July 24th/ August 24th

Sinister:
Measles/ May 30th,

Mota Boy:
Dysentery/ June 30th,
Death/ July 8th (hahah owned, especially for your comment about 1565!)

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 05:52 PM
dude, what the fuck version of oregon trail is that? i'm pretty sure those colors are at least 16 bit, which is just wrong.


We got this version off the scholastic book order, 1999.

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 07:09 PM
SUCKED!


March 1, 1848
We started down the trail with:
15 oxen
38 sets of clothing
1500 bullets
2 wagon wheels
2 wagon axles
2 wagon tongues
1500 pounds of food
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

March 5, 1848
We have arrived at the Kansas River Crossing.

March 8, 1848
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/oregondoesnotlikelittlemiss.png
The ferry broke loose from moorings. We lost:
6 oxen
3 sets of clothing
325 bullets
1 wagon wheel
2 wagon axles
2 wagon tongues
217 pounds of food
Little Miss (drowned)
Orange has a fever.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/orangefever.png


March 9, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.

March 10, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

March 15, 1848
We shot 306 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

March 17, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

March 18, 1848
Orange is well again.
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

March 20, 1848
We have arrived at the Big Blue River Crossing.

March 22, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

March 26, 1848
We have reached Fort Kearney.

March 30, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

April 2, 1848
We have reached Chimney Rock.

April 3, 1848
A blizzard delayed us 1 day.

April 4, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.

April 5, 1848
We shot 42 pounds of meat.
A thief stole 33 sets of clothing.

April 7, 1848
We have reached Fort Laramie.

April 10, 1848
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/fatbanksbroke.png
Fat Banks has a broken leg.

April 11, 1848
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

April 13, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.

April 18, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

April 19, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

April 21, 1848
We shot 275 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/ragsdys.png
Rag Doll has dysentery.

Lizardus
09-14-2007, 07:11 PM
this was worth reading just for the people getting sick and dying.
Write me in for a future campaign.

wheelchairman
09-14-2007, 07:16 PM
April 23, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

April 29, 1848
We have reached Independence Rock.

May 1, 1848
We shot 276 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/fatneardeath.png
Fat Banks has a broken leg.
We lost 29 pounds of food due to spoilage.
Fat Banks was near death, but the doctor was able to help.

May 2, 1848
Rag Doll is well again.

May 4, 1848
An ox wandered off for 3 days.

Orange has a fever.

May 5, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

May 9, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

May 10, 1848
We shot 113 pounds of meat.

May 14, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

May 15, 1848
Orange is well again.

May 22, 1848
We have arrived at the South Pass.

May 25, 1848
Bad water.

May 27, 1848
We shot 231 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

May 28, 1848
No water.

May 29, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

June 1, 1848
Fat Banks is well again.

June 2, 1848
We have arrived at the Green River Crossing.

June 4, 1848
The ferry broke loose from moorings. We lost:
5 oxen
2 sets of clothing
450 bullets
1 wagon wheel
24 pounds of food

June 5, 1848
We shot 345 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
Orange has a broken leg.
We lost 36 pounds of food due to spoilage.
We took the wrong trail and lost 5 days.

June 16, 1848
We shot 302 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

June 22, 1848
We lost the trail for 5 days.

June 23, 1848
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/orangedead.png
Orange died of measles.

June 27, 1848
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

June 28, 1848
Bad water.
We lost 28 pounds of food due to spoilage.

June 29, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
We will now travel at a steady pace.

June 30, 1848
We didn't have any luck on this hunting trip! We returned to the wagon empty-handed.

July 1, 1848
Bad water.

July 2, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

July 3, 1848
We shot 616 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
We lost 41 pounds of food due to spoilage.

July 4, 1848
No water.

July 5, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
We took the wrong trail and lost 5 days.

July 7, 1848
We lost 35 pounds of food due to spoilage.

July 11, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

July 14, 1848
No water.

July 15, 1848
Bad water.

July 16, 1848
Bad water.
We have reached Soda Springs.
We traded 975 pounds of food for 5 oxen.

July 18, 1848
We shot 346 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
No grass for the oxen.

July 19, 1848
No water.

July 20, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

July 21, 1848
We have reached Fort Hall.

July 23, 1848
Rough trail.

July 24, 1848
No water.

July 25, 1848
We lost the trail for 1 day.

July 27, 1848
We shot 347 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
We lost 31 pounds of food due to spoilage.

July 28, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
Rag Doll is suffering from exhaustion.

July 29, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

August 2, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

August 4, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

August 6, 1848
We shot 333 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

August 8, 1848
Rag Doll is well again.

August 9, 1848
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

August 10, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 11, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
Bad water.

August 12, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.
No grass for the oxen.

August 14, 1848
We have arrived at the Snake River Crossing.

August 15, 1848
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/everyonedead.png
The wagon tipped over while floating. I lost:
562 bullets
Wheelchairman (drowned)
Rag Doll (drowned)
Fat Banks (drowned)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/gravemarker.png

Stats:
Wheelchairman:
death/ August 15th

Little Miss 1565:
Death/ March 8th (lol 1 week)

Rag Doll:
Dysentery/ April 21st
Exhaustion/ July 28th
Death/ August 15th

F@t banks:
Broken Leg/ April 10th, May 1st, lol supergimp
Near death/ May 1st
Death/ August 15th

0range:
Fever/ March 8th, May 4th
Broken Leg/ June 5th
Death/ June 23rd

Not a good trip for river crossings

All About Eve
09-14-2007, 09:14 PM
l2 swim, faggots.

Llamas
09-14-2007, 09:42 PM
If there's a next one, I want in. :)

Tizzalicious
09-14-2007, 11:29 PM
Yayay the Per is dead.

I sure get ill a lot.

T-6005
09-15-2007, 12:10 AM
With me and Mota Boy, you can't help but get to Oregon.

TBD
09-15-2007, 12:21 AM
i need to download this game.

coke_a_holic
09-15-2007, 12:24 AM
I got on whatever carriage is going that isn't full already.

Pepparony and chease.

DeAtHsTaR
09-15-2007, 12:49 AM
A family traveling to Oregon???


I always thought that was a ridiculous and unrealistic concept for a game.

TBD
09-15-2007, 12:50 AM
That pepperoni and cheese thing was the funniest thing I've read on this board in like 5 years.

wheelchairman
09-15-2007, 05:38 AM
Alright so far the next wagon train has
Homer
illovellamas
and Cokeaholic.

Just need one more.

killer_queen
09-15-2007, 06:18 AM
I want to be in it.

wheelchairman
09-15-2007, 07:44 AM
April 1, 1848
We started down the trail with:
15 oxen
38 sets of clothing
1500 bullets
2 wagon wheels
2 wagon axles
2 wagon tongues
1500 pounds of food
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

April 5, 1848
We have arrived at the Kansas River Crossing.

April 9, 1848
The ferry got our party and wagon safely across.
Homer has dysentery.

April 10, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

April 16, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

April 18, 1848
Homer is well again.

April 21, 1848
We have arrived at the Big Blue River Crossing.

April 22, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.

April 25, 1848
We have reached Fort Kearney.

May 2, 1848
We have reached Chimney Rock.

May 4, 1848
We have reached Fort Laramie.

May 6, 1848
No water.
Coke_a_holic is sick with typhoid fever.

May 7, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

May 13, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

May 16, 1848
Coke_a_holic is well again.

May 21, 1848
We have reached Independence Rock.

May 26, 1848
We shot 459 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
We lost the trail for 5 days.
We lost 20 pounds of food due to spoilage.

May 31, 1848
We have arrived at the South Pass.

June 1, 1848
We lost 9 pounds of food due to spoilage.

June 2, 1848
Broken wagon tongue.
We couldn't fix the wagon tongue, but we replaced it from supplies.

June 5, 1848
We shot 110 pounds of meat.
Bad water.

June 6, 1848
We will now travel at a steady pace.
Bad water.

June 8, 1848
We have arrived at the Green River Crossing.

June 13, 1848
The ferry got our party and wagon safely across.
We found some wild fruit.
Bad water.
No grass for the oxen.

June 14, 1848
We shot 362 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

June 18, 1848
We lost 17 pounds of food due to spoilage.

June 20, 1848
We shot 290 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
Bad water.
We lost 33 pounds of food due to spoilage.

June 23, 1848
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/typhoidhomer.png
Homer is sick with typhoid fever.

June 24, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.
We lost 24 pounds of food due to spoilage.

June 30, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

July 2, 1848
Homer is well again.

July 4, 1848
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.
We have reached Soda Springs.

July 6, 1848
We shot 388 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

July 7, 1848
Bad water.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/llamasleg.png
ILovellamas has a broken leg.

July 8, 1848
We have reached Fort Hall.
We will now travel at a steady pace.

July 10, 1848
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/killerarm.png
Killer Queen has a broken arm.
No grass for the oxen.

July 11, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

July 13, 1848
Broken wagon wheel.
We fixed the broken wagon wheel.

July 14, 1848
We shot 415 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

July 16, 1848
Bad water.

July 19, 1848
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/dysenterycoke.png
Coke_a_holic has dysentery.

July 20, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

July 24, 1848
We lost 20 pounds of food due to spoilage.

July 25, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

July 28, 1848
Coke_a_holic is well again.

July 30, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
We lost 9 pounds of food due to spoilage.

August 1, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 2, 1848
No water.
We lost 4 pounds of food due to spoilage.

August 5, 1848
We have arrived at the Snake River Crossing.

August 6, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.
No water.

wheelchairman
09-15-2007, 07:49 AM
August 7, 1848
We shot 322 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
Bad water.
No grass for the oxen.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/peperony.png

August 9, 1848
ILovellamas is well again.

August 11, 1848
Killer Queen is well again.
Bad water.

August 12, 1848
We shot 246 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
Bad water.
The trail is impassable. Lost 4 days.
We lost 33 pounds of food due to spoilage.
A thief stole 14 oxen.
ILovellamas has cholera.

August 13, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

August 16, 1848
We traded 22 sets of clothing for 10 oxen.
Homer has dysentery.

August 17, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

August 18, 1848
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/dohdead.png
Homer got sick and died.
We decided to rest for 3 days.

August 21, 1848
ILovellamas is well again.

August 28, 1848
Rough trail.
We will now travel at a more strenuous pace.

August 29, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
We will now travel at a steady pace.

August 31, 1848
We shot 431 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
Bad water.
We lost 27 pounds of food due to spoilage.

September 1, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

September 2, 1848
We have reached Fort Boise.

September 3, 1848
No water.

September 4, 1848
We shot 372 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
No grass for the oxen.
A thief stole 2 sets of clothing.

September 5, 1848
No water.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/lostqueen.png
Killer Queen was lost for 5 days.

September 8, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

September 10, 1848
No water.

September 11, 1848
Bad water.

September 15, 1848
We shot 398 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

September 16, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

September 20, 1848
We have arrived at the Grande Ronde in the Blue Mountains.

September 21, 1848
We shot 325 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

September 22, 1848
Bad water.

September 23, 1848
Bad water.
We lost 61 pounds of food due to spoilage.

September 24, 1848
We lost 54 pounds of food due to spoilage.

September 26, 1848
The trail is impassable. Lost 3 days.
We lost 46 pounds of food due to spoilage.

October 2, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

October 8, 1848
We have reached The Dalles.

Stats:
The trip took only 4 months, April is a good time to leave.

Homer:
Dysentery/ April 9th, August 16th
Typhoid/ June 23rd
Death/ August 18th

Coke A Holic:
Typhoid Fever/ May 6th
Dysentery/ July 19th

ilovellamas:
broken leg/ July 7th
cholera/ August 12th

Killer Queen:
broken arm/ July 10th
lost/ september 5th

Llamas
09-15-2007, 10:49 AM
I didn't get nearly sick or injured enough :(

Lizardus
09-15-2007, 12:03 PM
Killer Queen:
broken arm/ July 10th
lost/ september 5th
Never again was she seen by her friends.

Sign me up, looks like fun.

wheelchairman
09-15-2007, 01:01 PM
Well we need 3 more people then. :)

Homer
09-15-2007, 01:12 PM
Homer:
Dysentery/ April 9th, August 16th
Typhoid/ June 23rd
Death/ August 18th

Awesome.

I really need to play this game.

khaaaaan
09-15-2007, 01:20 PM
Khaaan:
Measles/ March 5th
Fever/ May 17th
Broken Arm/ May 30th
Broken another arm/ June 5th
Typhoid Fever/ September 1st
Dysentery/ September 22nd (lol)


Man, two broken arms is just carelessness. I'm such a spastic.

Tired_Of_You
09-15-2007, 01:23 PM
I want to join!

wheelchairman
09-15-2007, 01:36 PM
2 more and we've got ourselves an away team.

wheelchairman
09-15-2007, 01:38 PM
Man, two broken arms is just carelessness. I'm such a spastic.

But can you imagine how funny it would look to see a guy with two broken arms?

Endymion
09-15-2007, 02:25 PM
count me in, per

killer_queen
09-15-2007, 02:57 PM
It's kind of embarrassing to get lost while everyone's suffering from cool diseases but that probably would be the exact situation if this thing was real.

nieh
09-15-2007, 03:15 PM
They need to make a Papua New Guinea Trail. I won't be happy until I'm able to get kuru.

Little_Miss_1565
09-15-2007, 04:19 PM
They need to make a Papua New Guinea Trail. I won't be happy until I'm able to get kuru.

Make it happen!

Clearly, Oregon doesn't want me to get there. Ever. :(

wheelchairman
09-15-2007, 04:22 PM
I think Le Tigre would want you there.

(lol I bought one of their albums.)

Little_Miss_1565
09-15-2007, 04:29 PM
I think Le Tigre would want you there.

(lol I bought one of their albums.)

Decepticon FTW!

wheelchairman
09-15-2007, 04:31 PM
Is that better than their self titled? :(

EDIT: No, it's on the self titled album. And it is a good song.

TBD
09-15-2007, 06:40 PM
Take me on the trip. I will not die.