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TBD
09-21-2007, 12:04 AM
In mine I was flying around and constantly thinking, "Is this a dream?" then I slap myself in my dream and I'm like "holy shit I'm not dreaming" and I'm jumping from platform to platform in a world that reminds me something of the Jumping Flash games on the Playstation (play them, fucking amazing games)

I usually have more in depth dreams than that that involve people, but this is the most recent one I remember.

I feel as if I'm a logical person but something in the back of my mind always thinks there is a deeper meaning behind dreams.

WebDudette
09-21-2007, 12:14 AM
My sister bought me a pink polo along with some other polos for Christmas. I was at the mall when I opened the present and tried it on in front of a mirror...

Am I gay?

sKratch
09-21-2007, 12:21 AM
I had a really disturbing dream that I somehow got duped into helping my buddies murder somebody and we had her in garbage bags in a car figuring out where to leave the body. I felt really dirty when I woke up from that one.

Autonomist
09-21-2007, 01:50 AM
I was doing the girl I like.

Mota Boy
09-21-2007, 04:12 AM
I had a really disturbing dream that I somehow got duped into helping my buddies murder somebody and we had her in garbage bags in a car figuring out where to leave the body. I felt really dirty when I woke up from that one.
Word up to disturbing images. Some woman and I were fighting or something. I let her go, but then she went after me again, so I tortured her a bit, realized I didn't enjoy it and fed her to a killer whale.

Then the next day I met a high-ranking Tibetan Buddhist monk, caught a ride in his BMW SUV with some classmates of mine and meditated at a meditation room/shrine of his on the eleventh floor of an apartment complex, occasionally fearing that he would gaze into my inner soul and discover that I was a horrible human being. Fortunately, he apparently didn't see pure evil bubbling up from within. (this part actually happened)

HeadAroundU
09-21-2007, 05:19 AM
I'm such a pornstar in my dreams & you would like to star in them. ;)

Thomas
09-21-2007, 06:08 AM
I was like a ninja or something protecting my clan from this other ninja. I was dodging arrows and bullets and stuff. really really cool.

Jakebert
09-21-2007, 07:21 AM
lol, ninjas r betterrz den piratez lolz.

But really, I'm not big on hearing other people's dreams. To quote one of my favorite "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" lines: "Hearing someone else's dream is like looking at someone's pictures. If I'm not in them, and no one is having sex, then I really don't care".

T-6005
09-21-2007, 07:31 AM
I'm interested in some of the weirder ones.

I had one a few weeks ago where a friend of mine from high school sat down next to me and explained that I was dreaming, but that he was also asleep and that people who are asleep can communicate with each other at great distances because we all go to the same place when we dream. It was a pretty cool concept and I was kind of hoping it was true when I woke up.

KyleW
09-21-2007, 07:58 AM
Aww I had one three nights ago involving The Offspring but thats all I can remember from it so I'll desciribe the one before that.

I was on my street on haloween and there was Ben (my mate) Lauren (My mate) and Kyle (Me :D) We appered to be trick or treating (a little old i know but hey, its fun) and I was at the bottom of the hill I live on and Ben and Lauren were at the top when I noticed Lauren had stolen a toaster from my neighbours house. Thats all I remember, next time I dream I'll post it here.

TBD
09-21-2007, 08:08 AM
I was driving up a mountain with my friend and I repeatedly drove the car off the side of the rode, like 5 times. I don't get it. I mean, how did my car get back up each time?

KyleW
09-21-2007, 08:23 AM
I was driving up a mountain with my friend and I repeatedly drove the car off the side of the rode, like 5 times. I don't get it. I mean, how did my car get back up each time?

It was a dream, anything can happen in a dream :D

nieh
09-21-2007, 08:50 AM
I had a dream that one of my friends from work broke up with the gay guy from work, even though he's gay and she's a girl. I remember being confused in the dream and wondering how they had such a bitter break-up when I didn't even know they were dating in the first place. I totally forgot to mention this to her.

Mota Boy
09-21-2007, 09:06 AM
...I was dreaming, but that he was also asleep and that people who are asleep can communicate with each other at great distances because we all go to the same place when we dream...
Oh man, that was my first lucid dream! The summer after second grade, when I was on vacation, I dreamt I was in school, got confused, realized I was dreaming, explained to my teacher what was going on ("Mrs. Palmer - this is a dream, can I go say goodbye to my friends?") I was really disappointed when it didn't work.


I was driving up a mountain with my friend and I repeatedly drove the car off the side of the rode, like 5 times.
I hate driving in dreams. The combination of the rigid rules of the road and the free-for-all dream atmosphere always freak me out. I'm always thinking "What the hell, am I drunk? God, I hope a cop doesn't come by." as I'm driving on the wrong side of the road or through a bowling alley or some shit.

KyleW
09-21-2007, 09:12 AM
I love it when you dream and then sorta half wake up to the point where you are know you are awake and you can control the ending of your dream. Mine normally end with Mr. T Coming down nd going "FOOL!" Its quality!

Meg
09-21-2007, 11:09 AM
Last night/this morning actually.
There were people shoving needles in people's necks to make them do something. At one point I remember rugby tackling my boyfriend too. I can't really remember much more now. But when I have dreams they're usually shit-scary, as they're very realistic, sometimes completely mental, and sometimes perfectly plausible.

killer_queen
09-21-2007, 12:02 PM
A couple of days ago I had a dream that I was making out with Alan Rickman. Which was pretty nice. I wish I could have the same dream again.

BREAK
09-21-2007, 12:51 PM
Most of my dreams fall under one of these three categories:

- Being on vacation with my family
- Being at the video arcade and not playing any games
- Smoking or doing drugs

I don't know why. Dr. Freud?

Tired_Of_You
09-21-2007, 01:18 PM
I've not been able to sleep well for the last 2-3 days, most probably because of stress and last night, for the 3-4 hours I've slept, I had weird dreams. :/

I had been kidnapped by a bunch of people I didn't know, they projected to kill me and they all thought it was funny. I don't remember everything they were saying, but at the end, there was a guy in front of me who was trying to attack my face with a nail gun or something that looked a little like that, anyway.

I also dreamt that my mother was dying in front of me. Nice.

It probably means that I will become a murderer or something.

Lizardus
09-21-2007, 02:53 PM
I dreamed about going to a Wizard magazine convention in a flying pick up truck driven by a Siberian husky wearing sunglasses.

It was pretty standard.

Oromis
09-21-2007, 07:49 PM
I was floating in the air. I could like swim through the air, I was weightless. It was so awesome. It felt really great, like in the dream my body felt so good, so light, so easy, so powerful.
Idk, and im tired as hell right now.

T-6005
09-21-2007, 07:56 PM
I dreamed about going to a Wizard magazine convention in a flying pick up truck driven by a Siberian husky wearing sunglasses.

It was pretty standard.
I have to admit dreams based purely on the fantastic like this are of absolutely no interest to me. I feel that the most interesting ones are the ones that mix the real world and possible real locations with purely imagined concepts that you can almost believe.

Andy
09-21-2007, 07:59 PM
I'm going to defy the thread now. It's very late and I'm very tired so bear with me if it's difficult to follow.

Not my most recent, but my most bizarre: About four years back I had a recurring dream where I was trying to escape from prison. Now, these dreams lasted around six days and each night I was escaping from a different prison in time. By this I mean the first night I was in a medieval dungeon, and in the last one I was in this ultra-modern glass/perspex-walled cyberprison. It was so weird how it was essentially the exact same dream, but in such different settings.

I'm sure a psychiatrist would say that it was my subconscious trying to tell me it felt trapped or something and desperately wanted to find a way out. Whatever.

Either way it was well strange.

My most recent was one of those ones that was so bizarre that even though I can remember it perfectly, I can't even try and piece it together to write a coherent report. At least, not in the state I'm in right now.

I really don't dream enough that I want to. No, that's wrong - we all dream, it's just a case of whether we remember.

Right, I'm going to eat some cheese! Dreams ahoy!

Mister sandman, bring me a dream...

SkunkIt
09-21-2007, 10:28 PM
Jumping Flash

Yes; YES yes yes YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The last dream I remember, was a few months ago. Me and Byron Lee were on the dance floor doing the Funky Chicken to the "Soca Butterfly" and Mexican women surrounded us, wearing fruit hats and red dresses and singing along with Byron Lee.

Thomas
09-22-2007, 01:24 PM
I dreamt that the Playstation 3 went down to $300.



Apparently my sub-concious mind is a very very silly place.

Andy
09-22-2007, 01:34 PM
I dreamt that the Playstation 3 went down to $300.


It was a wet dream, yeah?

Thomas
09-22-2007, 01:49 PM
It was a wet dream, yeah?

basically.

I was extremely angry when I woke and realised it was a dream.

F@ BANKZ
09-22-2007, 02:54 PM
I was in this beautiful garden, pounding the crap out of a shopkeeper.

BREAK
09-22-2007, 03:29 PM
Last night I dreamed that my mother died. I wasn't upset about it, I just thought "One down, one to go." She got killed by some random stray bullet in the streets of Washington, D.C. or something. Nobody could tell whether I truly felt no grief or I was just repressing it. I took a few drags off a cigarette and then said "OK, now I can show emotion." But, you know, I was more sad that my dad didn't die too than anything else.

Earlier in the night I dreamed I was supposed to kill this huge deer that was walking down the street by my house. As he comes up he's talking all this shit like "C'MON MOTHERFUCKER, YOU AIN'T SHIT, I'LL FUCK YOU UP", etc. But the only weapon I've got is a broom. They (the martial arts masters, I guess) told me to hit him between the eyes with it in a thrusting motion. If I did it right, he'd die, if I didn't he'd kill me. The first time it seems I did it right, he stops dead in his tracks and falls over. So I let my guard down but then he gets up, pissed off and says "WHAT, THAT'S ALL YOU GOT, YOU COCKSUCKER? YOU WILL FUCKING DIE" so I do it again, harder this time. He goes down and then gets up again, swearing and calling me a faggot. This happens at least one more time. Neither of us die though. I hate my dreams.

GBH2
09-22-2007, 07:55 PM
Last night I dreamed that my mother died. I wasn't upset about it, I just thought "One down, one to go."



you have two moms? ha

gone_away89
09-23-2007, 03:46 AM
not me but a really good friend of mine had a dream where he fought i want to say it was the silver surfer or some other hero/villain and when he woke up he was standing on his stairs a good 10 feet from his room he tod me the next day i laughed about that one for a while.

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 06:36 AM
wow, you guys have weird dreams, my dreams are usually centered around reality with no magic/weird stuff happening. rememberig dreams is challenging though

Thomas
09-24-2007, 06:17 AM
I dreamt that someone nuked my school and in celebration, I had sex.



Not quite suure about the connection between the two, but it was an enjoyable dream nonetheless.

yarock
09-09-2010, 10:54 AM
I'm gonna bump this.Anyone see that eventually you're dead in a dream,and you acknowledged it,dealing with it,accepting the fact that your heart is not gonna beat no more..

And than you wake up.Nothing is anomalous.Life goes on.

Happened to me last night.A really different experience,dying in your dream.It's nothing like you're falling off of a rooftop and suddenly open your eyes,it's really different.I have to admit that it's hard to not get superstitious,but I'm having a lot of weird dreams lately.It's also hard to get relaxed these days,so I'm guessing the dreams won't settle for a while.

T-6005
09-09-2010, 11:13 AM
This thread made me realize something that's been kicking around in my head for a little while.

If I'm sleeping on my back, I'll have sex dreams. If I'm sleeping on my stomach, my dreams are character-driven.

What up with that?

WebDudette
09-09-2010, 01:52 PM
I've been dreaming constantly for the last month or so. Like 2-3 dreams I remember a night, and they are all fucking weird. At this point, I just wish they'd stop.

Superdope
09-09-2010, 02:58 PM
I recently dreamt that I started a detective bureau with my girlfriend. We never got around to solving any crimes, though, because we were too busy arguing over what the name of said detective bureau should be. I even had the brownish trench coat and the magnifying glass and all.

wheelchairman
09-10-2010, 05:35 AM
I recently dreamt that I started a defective bureau with my girlfriend.

That's what I read at first. That would suck.

"Jeg er civilbetjent."
"Nej Ole, du er SENIL dement."

batfish
09-10-2010, 08:07 AM
I've often been told that you can't dream about dying; if you feel you're falling, you wake up before hitting the ground. I don't know how that jives with this -

I dreamt the other day that I was burning my own corpse (of me aged 6) in a funeral pyre in the back garden. Strangers turned up and we danced around the fire. I picked through the fire after it had gone out and found my torso, all charred. When I asked how I could be dead and alive at the same time, my dad replied, "Don't you know, you died when you were six."

Paint_It_Black
09-10-2010, 09:49 AM
I had a really disturbing dream that I somehow got duped into helping my buddies murder somebody and we had her in garbage bags in a car figuring out where to leave the body. I felt really dirty when I woke up from that one.

This.

I tend to have extremely realistic dreams. Sometimes they take a turn for the horrific and they are so damn believable. I wake up feeling disturbed as fuck. Ones in which I murder somebody are the worst. Because it's always someone I care about it. And did I mention it's so damn realistic? Upon waking I feel like it really happened. The knowledge that it didn't happen doesn't actually help much.

Usually though my dreams are fun, full of action and adventure in which the realism is a massive bonus. I very rarely dream about celebrities, or doing impossible things like flying. I can wake up and relate my dreams to someone and they still seem fairly plausible more often than not. But man, the bad ones are bad.

ad8
09-10-2010, 12:15 PM
I recently dreamed that I was in my house and the doorbell rang, but when I opened it there was only a baby and a bunch of wasps attacking it. That was creepy as hell. Oh, and I dreamed that I walked into a night club and smiled at the first girl that was standing in there. That was creepy, but in a different sense.

Lizardus
09-10-2010, 02:11 PM
Oh, and I dreamed that I walked into a night club and smiled at the first girl that was standing in there. That was creepy, but in a different sense.

Did you had sex with her? In her vagina?

Free?
09-10-2010, 02:46 PM
A friend of mine (who isn't interested in music to the point where he can't tell difference between AC/DC and Bad Religion) was perfectly performing Frank Turner's songs (playing an acoustic guitar and singing) while we were driving in a limousine. I was speechless at how he nailed it.

To what T said earlier about sleeping on back - whenever I do I have nightmares. Every single fucking time. Slipping down into a giant snake's mouth, hiding from a starwars-like (http://www.geekalerts.com/u/atat-model.jpg)-wooden-four-legged thing and failing, falling into darkness, etc, in the last one I had a rat sitting on my neck and biting it. I wish I had sex dreams instead.

calichix
09-12-2010, 12:29 AM
soooo gross alert-

(I dreamt this after reading a vanity fair article on lady gaga)

so I was scuba diving at night with a faceless dude, and this really effeminate merman swam up to us, he was an albino with long white hair and no facial hair. he said, "i'm a woman now." and whips out his dick, and jizzes. and the dude scuba diving with me said, "no you're not dude, you've gotta have these (at which point he grabs my boobs) and you gotta have a vagina. that's a man part you've got. you're a man." and the merman shot off backwards into the darkness, screaming and crying, and we could hear him crying after he disappeared.

ultimate wtf.

then it switched to a dream about tigers. I was walking across some rocks past a swimming hole to a bamboo fortress up a hill where my homegirl was hanging out, and as I climbed up the hill a bunch of tigers started eating everyone in the water. I got in the fortress and sealed up the holes with mud, and planted spinach, which grew instantly. and we had phones but I didn't want to call anyone cause I was worried they'd hurt the tigers, and they were so beautiful I wanted to wait it out. then I found some skullcaps with chinese symbols on them and I was trying to decide whether or not it'd be a good idea to face a tiger high on mushrooms.

Paint_It_Black
09-12-2010, 01:58 AM
Pretty sure this thread caused me to remember a dream this morning. It was an awesome one. Completely like a movie, with a plot similar to The Sixth Sense or The Others. I wasn't even in it at all. Just somehow watching it all like it was a movie.

It's kinda funny how all you have to do in order to remember your dreams better is just sort of want to remember your dreams better. And it just happens.

For Real
09-13-2010, 09:05 PM
I recently dreamt that family, friends, guests were all going to a special event all dressed up, but going there over the snow on snow mobiles! It hardly ever snows where I live, so what's up with that? Anyways, my mom was very particular about her outfits - at least three outfits/suits/dresses and they all three had to be yellow - I remember checking her wardrobe for this purpose - then hearing nice pleasant chatter of people saying, "Who are you riding with? Wait for me! It's cold out there, but not too bad! Man what fun!" and then I realized it was like a wedding or something. Only thing is, people were traveling very long distances, but quickly, and I saw a map of the U.S. from top to bottom and these people travelled on snowmobiles from top to bottom and back again. It was weird, but aren't all dreams? However, it was very very lifelike, very real, another dream vision of some sort. Strange, but really cool. :cool:

dff_punk
09-14-2010, 01:45 AM
soooo gross alert-

(I dreamt this after reading a vanity fair article on lady gaga)

so I was scuba diving at night with a faceless dude, and this really effeminate merman swam up to us, he was an albino with long white hair and no facial hair. he said, "i'm a woman now." and whips out his dick, and jizzes. and the dude scuba diving with me said, "no you're not dude, you've gotta have these (at which point he grabs my boobs) and you gotta have a vagina. that's a man part you've got. you're a man." and the merman shot off backwards into the darkness, screaming and crying, and we could hear him crying after he disappeared.

ultimate wtf.

then it switched to a dream about tigers. I was walking across some rocks past a swimming hole to a bamboo fortress up a hill where my homegirl was hanging out, and as I climbed up the hill a bunch of tigers started eating everyone in the water. I got in the fortress and sealed up the holes with mud, and planted spinach, which grew instantly. and we had phones but I didn't want to call anyone cause I was worried they'd hurt the tigers, and they were so beautiful I wanted to wait it out. then I found some skullcaps with chinese symbols on them and I was trying to decide whether or not it'd be a good idea to face a tiger high on mushrooms.

This is great. Sounds like a screenplay for some Adult Swim cartoon.

My Name Was Taken
09-15-2010, 05:37 AM
My dream consisted of a very... akward confrontation with one of the board members.

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
09-15-2010, 05:02 PM
I had a dream that was very "wtf?"


I was driving my dad's pickup truck up a set of stairs.

No, wait. I was attempting to drive it up a set of stairs. After I drove it half-way up the stairs, I got out of the truck and ate everything in my fridge. I literally ate EVERYTHING in my fridge. Like, it was so empty, that it looked like if it was brand new.

Yeah, really wtf?