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Andy
09-21-2007, 05:50 PM
My internet-prowling mate* found these pictures. What the FUCK is up with the world. I mean, really?!

http://www.imagebeaver.com/view.php?mode=gallery&g=409515&photo=1
http://www.imagebeaver.com/view.php?mode=gallery&g=409515&photo=2


Yes, she is having sex with a 6-foot teddy bear wearing a strap-on dildo. The second picture is probably the wrongest thing I've ever seen.

I'll ask again: What?

*Honestly. I may be British, but I'm not completely perverted.

coke_a_holic
09-21-2007, 06:25 PM
I don't want to click the links, but I'd like to point out that I've been laughing at the fact that I've seen "Care_Bear_Porn_(girl_with_strap-on).mpg" on an upload website for a few months now.

Andy
09-21-2007, 06:42 PM
Don't worry, they're not sick. Just plain weird.

DexterWannabe
09-21-2007, 07:02 PM
nah, i've seen worse.

try www.omglol.tk

Bazza
09-21-2007, 07:28 PM
nah, i've seen worse.

try www.omglol.tk

I will iterate to people now: DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK. It may scar you for life.

T-6005
09-21-2007, 07:40 PM
Seriously, there's laughably weird, like Andy's example, and then there's certifiably horrifying like the other one.

Lodat225
09-21-2007, 07:41 PM
What's in that link?

0r4ng3
09-21-2007, 07:44 PM
I will iterate to people now: DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK. It may scar you for life.
No worse than tubgirl, to which this very forum has made me immune.

Edit: Apparently, it gets much worse.

Bazza
09-21-2007, 07:48 PM
To me tubgirl appears to be fake, yet this seems real and and disturbing.

Lodat225
09-21-2007, 07:51 PM
To me tubgirl appears to be fake, yet this seems real and and disturbing.

What is it? Please tell me...

Sunny
09-21-2007, 07:55 PM
lols. pedobear anyone?

the other link, for those who do not wanna click on it, is a hairy-arsed man taking a gigantic, loose crap. up close. puckery butthole and all.

fucking... ugh. >_<

Andy
09-21-2007, 07:59 PM
A) What's the deal with that strange looking shit?
B) What possible pleasure does he get out of that?
C) How did he find out he liked to inject shit into his penis?
D) How can he fit 30ml in there?
E) How long before he gets a serious bladder/penile infection?
F) How did DW know that link?

So many questions!

Little_Miss_1565
09-21-2007, 08:04 PM
lols. pedobear anyone?

HAHA! I wuv you.

Sunny
09-21-2007, 08:05 PM
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD

i didn't scroll down before

OH DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN

Lodat225
09-21-2007, 08:40 PM
What ?

Andy
09-21-2007, 08:51 PM
Just click on it, you big girls blouse.

Lodat225
09-21-2007, 08:59 PM
Nah. You told me some thing about injecting something in a penis. I'll just show it to my friends and make them tell me.

Kasavin
09-21-2007, 09:41 PM
You are such a fucking pussy.

Lizardus
09-21-2007, 10:33 PM
That's some creative masturbation.

Endymion
09-21-2007, 10:36 PM
that's nothing. and i'm talking about the shit-in-urethra pics. ever seen swap.avi? good stuff.

coke_a_holic
09-21-2007, 10:41 PM
swap.avi

fsdkghsuidfhsdughisdghusdgoirunsdljbv

SkunkIt
09-21-2007, 11:20 PM
What is swap.avi? Please post a link, I like to see distubing images unrelated to beheadings or any other form of death.

Jakebert
09-22-2007, 07:42 AM
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php

Andy
09-22-2007, 07:47 AM
Just reading about it makes me feel ill.

DexterWannabe
09-22-2007, 07:50 AM
F) How did DW know that link?

my mom told me

All About Eve
09-22-2007, 08:10 AM
Just reading about it makes me feel ill.
afskjhdasf agreed.

Amiralanal
09-22-2007, 08:47 AM
What's in that link?

A man injecting his own shit into his cock.

JohnnyNemesis
09-22-2007, 08:55 AM
I had trouble eating for about a day after going through somethingawful's horrors of porn thing.

Sunny
09-22-2007, 08:55 AM
Just reading about it makes me feel ill.

seconded.
i hope and pray i never ever under any circumstances stumble across that godforsaken video. EVER.

T-6005
09-22-2007, 11:38 AM
Seriously, me neither. The very thought of it is disgusting - I hope I go my entire life without ever hearing about it again, and all I've done is read the text article.

Andy
09-22-2007, 11:49 AM
Knowing some of the people on this board, I have a feeling this won't be the last time we'll hear about it.

Bazza
09-22-2007, 12:18 PM
Reading the review the one thing that strikes me above anything is how can those woman actually agree to do that. They have degraded themselves in one the most shocking ways, and all for a few dollars. I did find the torrent for the video then thought to myself that this is one curiosity that I really do not want to view.

T-6005
09-22-2007, 01:02 PM
http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=807673
they do it with robots too!
That's just awesome. Robots that wave their arms about in a celebratory fashion are too cool.

On a related note, I don't get who pornotube is trying to scare off with the "Are you of legal age" bit.

"Oh wait, I have to be EIGHTEEN? I guess I'll just wait now that this site has asked me to input my birthday. It's foolproof."

nieh
09-22-2007, 01:02 PM
I'll never be able to look at my Robosapien the same way again.

Andy
09-22-2007, 01:15 PM
I wonder what percentage of adult males actually enjoy scat. Anyone?

Endymion
09-22-2007, 01:38 PM
i still love how you thought a chick fucking a teddy bear was the height of perversity.

coke_a_holic
09-22-2007, 01:42 PM
It's more likely to intrigue them. They know what they're getting into and are enticed by seeing that it's not allowed and they're being rebelliouspunx.

Andy
09-22-2007, 01:50 PM
i still love how you thought a chick fucking a teddy bear was the height of perversity.

Oh no, I'm not that naive believe you me.

It was just the sheer bizarrity of it that amazed me. It's like a paedophile attaching a Fleshlight to a Zapf doll. Now THAT is perverted, especially if it's one of the crying ones with fully functional waterworks.

Endymion
09-22-2007, 02:04 PM
It's more likely to intrigue them. They know what they're getting into and are enticed by seeing that it's not allowed and they're being rebelliouspunx.

no, it's just to comply with some law about doing whatever possible within reason to keep minors out.

coke_a_holic
09-22-2007, 02:11 PM
no, it's just to comply with some law about doing whatever possible within reason to keep minors out.

Well, that's why it's there, but kids won't be deterred by seeing it, as Offspringfan thinks.

Betty
09-22-2007, 04:58 PM
You know, I still feel pretty immune to this stuff. At least as photos.

Offspringfan67
09-22-2007, 07:21 PM
ahhh ddid erstop posting this shit its so fucking disgsuting

JohnnyNemesis
09-22-2007, 07:24 PM
I wanna fucking kill myself after seeing that.

Not Ozymandias
09-22-2007, 08:06 PM
Don't click here. I mean it. (http://www.2girls1cup.com/)

Betty
09-23-2007, 03:04 AM
Just like Andy, I have many questions.

Is the shit fake? Do they go on a special diet or something to make it look like that, and to make that much? I suspect it could just be fake in some of these videos?

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 07:27 AM
im gueesing they might take a lot of laxitive or something...but it doesnt really look fake to me...

JohnnyNemesis
09-23-2007, 09:00 AM
Don't click here. I mean it. (http://www.2girls1cup.com/)

I wish I were fucking dead.

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 10:06 AM
it says it will scar me for life, what is it? checked out the first minutes and girls were rubbing their tits together how can it be that bad

Andy
09-23-2007, 11:00 AM
Yo peep this sons. This site is of adult content, if you are under the age of 18, and live with your parents you probably should not be viewing this.
or if you're at work, don't press play. This will scar you. By the way, we are the original 2girls1cup so don't fall for other sites.

"Yo peep this sons"???

It's loading. I'm preparing for the best.

EDIT: one of them just took a fat shit into a pint glass.

EDIT2: Christ, they're licking it. Uggghghghghghh.

EDIT3: I lasted until the blonde started teasing it around her mouth. I feel ill.

Although it was quite funny how it came out like a Mr. Whippy.

EDIT4: Who the hell shits like that?

Whiplash
09-23-2007, 11:04 AM
It's two girls rubbing shit and puke all over eachother and eating it, I doesn't really affect me.

Endymion
09-23-2007, 11:05 AM
pretty good stuff, ozy.

i'm so glad i was eating oatmeal while watching that.

mrconeman
09-23-2007, 11:39 AM
Fuck no I'm not clicking that. I feel sick after reading the thread.

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 01:09 PM
i never knew there was such a thing as scat porn until i saw this. how is that even desirable?

Jebus
09-23-2007, 01:29 PM
I always figured she just shoved something edible up her as and then spewed it out. Still wouldn't be surprised it's real though.

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 01:50 PM
or you think shit was shoved up before the movie started?

Betty
09-23-2007, 03:30 PM
Andy's post cracked me up. I'm still laughing. I had to google "Mr. Whippy." See, that's why I'm suspicious about these movies.

Edit: Also, I like how the title of this thread now matches the content better.

Jakebert
09-23-2007, 04:02 PM
My friend tried to show me that video just yesterday, but it wouldn't load.


I'm so glad I finally got to see it.

Andy
09-23-2007, 05:22 PM
Remember a few months ago when I said I never make a worthwhile thread?


I take it back.