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Buzshism
09-23-2007, 12:14 PM
Remember the girl who went by the name of Human? Well she's dead now. Just thought I'd let you know.

JohnnyNemesis
09-23-2007, 12:14 PM
That's not funny. At all.

Buzshism
09-23-2007, 12:15 PM
I never said it was funny.

JohnnyNemesis
09-23-2007, 12:21 PM
Well, I don't believe you. I don't know if that's 'cause I'm in denial or I just think you're a dick, but it kinda doesn't matter.

If it's true, it's really horribly sad and I don't want to believe it.

EDIT: Buzshism logs out and Jack the Tripper logs in immediately. Fishy?

Jack the Tripper
09-23-2007, 12:22 PM
How did she die? (If she's actually dead)

the_GoDdEsS
09-23-2007, 12:23 PM
EDIT: Buzshism logs out and Jack the Tripper logs in immediately. Fishy?

Wow, good spotting.

JohnnyNemesis
09-23-2007, 12:24 PM
Wow, good spotting.

I'm as good as I am pathetic, lawl.

So, for verification purposes, I gotta ask for a favor now, Buzshism. Can you and Jack please be logged in at the same time?

the_GoDdEsS
09-23-2007, 12:26 PM
Haha, it's awesome actually. I did not notice that. Now we know who's behind the paedo.

Jakebert
09-23-2007, 12:32 PM
So he's moved from being a simple pedofag to being a murdering pedofag? Good to know.

SkunkIt
09-23-2007, 12:35 PM
..........
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/1578/2lolololololol2mi6.png

coke_a_holic
09-23-2007, 01:03 PM
Well, I don't believe you. I don't know if that's 'cause I'm in denial or I just think you're a dick, but it kinda doesn't matter.

If it's true, it's really horribly sad and I don't want to believe it.

EDIT: Buzshism logs out and Jack the Tripper logs in immediately. Fishy?

I agree on all points.

Jebus
09-23-2007, 01:25 PM
This is either something between Human and Buzshism to see what people think of her or just Buzshism failing at starting controversy.

PS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64

mrconeman
09-23-2007, 01:29 PM
This is either something between Human and Buzshism to see what people think of her

Yeah that seemed highly likely to me too.

...also does anyone else not find Flight of the Conchords funny at all?
Oh, I liked the binary solo.

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 01:49 PM
if this is a joke, its a sad one :(

RickyCrack
09-23-2007, 01:55 PM
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaayest thread ever.

wheelchairman
09-23-2007, 02:32 PM
This is either something between Human and Buzshism to see what people think of her


Bingo. It's happened 1000 times on here before. Remember "The Darkside Has Cookies"? Hell it even happened 6 years ago when some guy staged his own death and had some chick tell us or something.

0r4ng3
09-23-2007, 02:39 PM
...also does anyone else not find Flight of the Conchords funny at all?
Yeah, but they all suck.

Edit: Also, my user title is just a strange coincidence. I changed it this morning.

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 02:41 PM
haha, i just noticed that. amazing coincedince, but i have no idea where it comes from.

coke_a_holic
09-23-2007, 02:56 PM
Look at the youtube video Jebus posted, like, an hour and a half ago. In this thread.

*headdesk*

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 02:58 PM
ah i didnt see that there

0r4ng3
09-23-2007, 03:01 PM
I didn't see that Jebus posted the link, but I must've seen that video like twenty times.

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 03:02 PM
yeah those people appear to be quite popular

Jakebert
09-23-2007, 03:09 PM
I find it hilarious that Buzhiesm has taken such an interest in Human. It's basically the same as him saying "hey guys, you were all completely right about how creepy I am".

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 03:11 PM
if he knew human died then he probably knows him in real life. i dont really see any other way

All About Eve
09-23-2007, 03:52 PM
I find it hilarious that Buzhiesm has taken such an interest in Human. It's basically the same as him saying "hey guys, you were all completely right about how creepy I am".
I love this post.

0r4ng3
09-23-2007, 03:53 PM
Yeah, wait, I thought they had no connection (lolz, "connection"). But now they know each other in real life? What?

wheelchairman
09-23-2007, 04:45 PM
Off topic, Orange, have you ever thought of changing your avatar so that it says "Citration needed." ?

Nineteen Seventy Nine
09-23-2007, 05:18 PM
I find it hilarious that Buzhiesm has taken such an interest in Human. It's basically the same as him saying "hey guys, you were all completely right about how creepy I am".
Am I the only one who wouldn't be surprised if Human is dead, Buzhizm had something to do with it?


Off topic, Orange, have you ever thought of changing your avatar so that it says "Citration needed." ?
Awesome.

0r4ng3
09-23-2007, 05:29 PM
Off topic, Orange, have you ever thought of changing your avatar so that it says "Citration needed." ?
That's awesome. I'll get right on that.

Andy
09-23-2007, 05:39 PM
Human was quite young, right? Like, thirteen? Does this mean that Buzhiesm has made the transition from Harmless Perv to Violent Paedo?

Llamas
09-23-2007, 06:51 PM
Wait... does this mean Buzheism is finally single now? Though, he probably wouldn't go out with me, anyway... I'm too old :(

BREAK
09-23-2007, 07:44 PM
Long live Human.

Yeah, Flight of the Conchords blows.

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 08:07 PM
yeah, i dont think theyve very good /funy

TBD
09-23-2007, 09:43 PM
PrettyFly13 died. Linda is heartbroken.

DeAtHsTaR
09-23-2007, 10:01 PM
Leah isn't dead, I talked to her the other day.

At least I hope she's not dead!!!

Jakebert
09-24-2007, 06:15 AM
Yeah, me too!!!!!!

Linda
09-24-2007, 08:33 PM
TBD, time for you to come live in the present.

JohnnyNemesis
09-24-2007, 09:23 PM
Unnecessary Linda bashing is sooooooo 2005.

That looked like sarcasm on my part, but reading over it again, I actually mean that.

Human
09-24-2007, 10:05 PM
just confirming im not dead. I just haven't been on in awhile. Dain told me someone was saying it, so just letting y'all know. Bye.

Not Ozymandias
09-24-2007, 10:14 PM
Oh well. :(

Jakebert
09-24-2007, 10:14 PM
I can't wait to see Bushiezm or whatever his name is talk himself out of this one.

sKratch
09-24-2007, 10:15 PM
I'm pretty convinced human = mota boy = thrashed thrasher.

Endymion
09-24-2007, 11:31 PM
to this day i can't figure out why mota pierced his lip.

JoY
09-25-2007, 09:22 AM
Unnecessary Linda bashing is sooooooo 2005.

That looked like sarcasm on my part, but reading over it again, I actually mean that.

dude, it's more like 2001, gawd.

Leah is not dead. at least, I don't believe it. maybe because I don't want to believe it, maybe because I think you're total tool, maybe both. let's just say both.

edit: she's already confirmed she's alive! SHE'S ALIVE!!
alrighty then.

Andy
09-25-2007, 12:14 PM
just confirming im not dead. I just haven't been on in awhile. Dain told me someone was saying it, so just letting y'all know. Bye.

I don't buy it.

sKratch
09-25-2007, 01:00 PM
Yeah that pretty much sold it for me that she's dead. He's hacked her account in an attempt to double trick us.

Andy
09-25-2007, 01:13 PM
Exactly. The old double-bluff. Oldest trick in the book, that.

Unless Buzhiesm is actually Human, and she's going for the unprecedented triple-bluff! Oh, I like that.

ruroken
09-25-2007, 01:18 PM
Bingo. It's happened 1000 times on here before. Remember "The Darkside Has Cookies"? Hell it even happened 6 years ago when some guy staged his own death and had some chick tell us or something.
That's because people care too much about what you fags think of them.

Jakebert
09-25-2007, 01:20 PM
That's because people care too much about what you fags think of them.

It's called RAPE you dumbfuck.

ruroken
09-25-2007, 01:24 PM
I don't get it.

coke_a_holic
09-25-2007, 02:35 PM
I get it.

Jack the Tripper
09-25-2007, 02:53 PM
Why doesn't Buzshism reply to this thread?

HeadAroundU
09-25-2007, 02:57 PM
/\ He is "busy" with little teenagers like you.

Jakebert
09-25-2007, 04:17 PM
Why doesn't Buzshism reply to this thread?

Because he's busy logged in on your name.

mrconeman
09-25-2007, 04:25 PM
Oh, snap.

JohnnyNemesis
09-25-2007, 04:28 PM
I don't get it.

Yes, yes you do.

ps. It's just a little joke though. You're not the same person you were back then, and that shit makes me unbelievably happy.

Buzshism
10-04-2007, 08:30 PM
You never know when I'm telling the truth...

Yeah, I know Human's still alive. But I could've killed her if I wanted to.

Jakebert
10-04-2007, 09:04 PM
You never know when I'm telling the truth...

Yeah, I know Human's still alive. But I could've killed her if I wanted to.

lgknfdsklnfwlefomgwtf.

He's turned into season 11-12 era Homer Simpson. He's become a horrible parody of himself, and it's scary.

Jebus
10-04-2007, 11:20 PM
Kidding or not, damn, I've never read anything so creepy in this bbs.

Little_Miss_1565
10-04-2007, 11:35 PM
You never know when I'm telling the truth...

Yeah, I know Human's still alive. But I could've killed her if I wanted to.

Hi, I'm quoting this so I can point at it later when we call the cops.

Little_Miss_1565
10-04-2007, 11:38 PM
BTW, Human--show that to your parents.

JohnnyNemesis
10-04-2007, 11:47 PM
You never know when I'm telling the truth...

Yeah, I know Human's still alive. But I could've killed her if I wanted to.

You're a pedophile.

Llamas
10-05-2007, 01:36 AM
This thread represents everything that is wrong with people on the internet. Fucking sick.

H1T_That
10-05-2007, 07:21 AM
Isn't saying that alone grounds for an arrest?

wheelchairman
10-05-2007, 07:42 AM
I'm hoping that Buzhism is just being a dumb kid and that he doesn't mean these things. I'm hoping he'll realize that saying these kinds of things can get him into a lot of serious trouble. I would know, I was thrown out of middle school for writing and publishing a song online about how I wanted to kill the cast of Seinfeld. (Parents are so fucking dumb.)

So in short, stop trying to ruin your own life Buzhism, because you have the power to do so, you just won't like it. Please stop.

Jakebert
10-05-2007, 12:23 PM
Has someone reported that to the admin yet? I think someone should. I know he's probbly kidding, but given the things he's admitted to in the past, it really rubs me the wrong way when I actually think about it.

You know, kind of like the way he rubs against children.

Buzshism
10-05-2007, 09:44 PM
Maybe I'm trying to prove a point. You people are slow.
I was showing an example of what bad things can happen when you give personal information to people on the internet.
See, if I were some old guy and not really a teenager like I said I was, Human could've been in danger. Luckily, I was only acting like that to send a message across that there are bad people on the internet.
I wan't going to let you people in on the secret, but I'm not really a pedophile or a stalker. I was making that stuff up to show examples of sick people on the internet. Notice how I intentionally made most of my posts really stupid.
I was trying to teach people a lesson here, but I guess it kinda backfired and almost got me into trouble. So I guess for the first time I can tell the truth:

Don't give personal information to anyone you meet on the internet because they might be lying and they might be dangerous.
If you finally have that figured out, my job is done.

By the way, I'm working on battling online predators. If you have more advise to add to that, please post it. I'm going to be working on this on another website, but I'll probably try a less creepy way. Pretending to be one of the people I'm fighting against doesn't seem to work so well.

Buzshism
10-05-2007, 09:52 PM
Another thing I need to confess is the meaning of my username on here.
"Buzshism" is a code name for "bullshit". It was originally going to be "Bullshism", but I changed the "ll" to a "z" so it wouldn't be so obvious.

GreenTerror
10-05-2007, 09:53 PM
Yeah now you definitely don't sound like a potential stalker/rapist.

Endymion
10-05-2007, 09:56 PM
By the way, I'm working on battling online predators. If you have more advise to add to that, please post it.

turn yourself in.

Buzshism
10-05-2007, 10:03 PM
I didn't actually do anything wrong. I was trying to help people realize the danger of online predators.
Oh, forget it, I'll just leave. If you can't get the message I've been trying to send across, you deserve to have some stalker get you.

HeadAroundU
10-05-2007, 10:04 PM
I have a feeling that one day you'll end up pretending to be Jesus Christ.

0r4ng3
10-05-2007, 10:14 PM
If you can't get the message I've been trying to send across, you deserve to have some stalker get you.
That's probably something you wouldn't say if you were actually trying to warn people. That's kind of like an anti-gun activist going "if you don't get the message, you deserve to be shot".

Lizardus
10-06-2007, 12:04 AM
Ahem..:
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3307/lolwfg3ms4.png

T-6005
10-06-2007, 12:24 AM
I didn't actually do anything wrong. I was trying to help people realize the danger of online predators.
Oh, forget it, I'll just leave. If you can't get the message I've been trying to send across, you deserve to have some stalker get you.

It's amusing, because if you stopped to think about it (like anyone over the mental age of a predatorial 16 might have) you would realize that our complete lack of respect for you and your actions is actually probably the best defense mechanism to drive away any potential dangers.

It's easy to think of it as a simply contrived social dynamic, but it shows how we interact as a community within this. The problem (you) has been isolated, and everything within this sphere of influence (the internet and the flow of information) has been done/used/manipulated to keep you out of it.

Just wanted to point that out.

Jebus
10-06-2007, 12:31 AM
I'm just here to request the seinfeld song.

Buzshism is a pedophile. Move one.

Jakebert
10-06-2007, 12:40 AM
This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. There's no way a single word of anything he said is true. If it was, the random insulting/defensive threads with no reason you made a while ago wouldn't have been made. You wouldn't have left the board for like 3 months, only to come back and start name-calling with no one provoking you. You wouldn't have argued constantly about how what you were doing was okay.

This, obviously, is a last ditch attempt at not getting in trouble because you've been caught saying something incredibly disturbing and alarming. The angry, defensive tone of your posts exposes that. It's clear that you're desperately clinging to any excuse that your tiny little head can think up because you know if this is reported that you're fucked. And of course, the kicker that you're leaving because we're too dumb to see what you've been doing is the most obvious phony excuse I've ever seen. It'd worse than "I slipped, and my dick landed right in her vagina".

The post above this one sums it up perfectly. If you were really here to help show us the dangers of online predators, you'd be proud of how we reacted to the shit you said, and how negative our attitudes towards that sort of thing were. You wouldn't be insulting or defensive, because we threw every single perverted, lame thing you said back in your face. You never got two fucking words out on this board that we didn't ridicule and call out. I think if anything, we should be proud of how we proved you to be the little ratshit pedofag that you are.

Also, while I know you won't respond to this, I also know for a fact that you're reading this right now because you're dying to see everyone say "omg, he got us! How clever!" Not gonna happen, idiot.

The Talking Pie
10-06-2007, 02:53 AM
I second all of the above.

Dude, you're a fucking hideous liar. As 'out-there' as your explanation was, a decent liar (or, who knows, someone who was telling the truth) could easily have allayed all suspicions. You, however, carried out your explanation in such a terrible way, much akin to the schoolchild who will threaten violence when no one believes his innocent plea that he had done no wrong; "I didn't touch him! I'll fuckin' 'ave ya, you twat!"

Typical teenage behaviour, and with all the tact and success of a typical teenage defence. You sound as unconvincing as Human trying to explain that her parents are stupid for punishing her for dating paedophiles.

And on the subject of teenagers, sweet Jesus, since when is a teenager no more of a threat than an older man? If anything they're moreso a threat -- hormones flying about the place whispering in their ear "yes, rape her, she won't mind", the seeming 'trustworthiness' of teenagers over adults that you implied that makes it easier for a teenager to lure a victim, the mere fact that, by and large, kids can literally get away with murder in this world (what do they have to fear?).

JohnnyNemesis
10-06-2007, 09:09 AM
...and this kid thought we needed his advice/protection/help why?

Rag Doll
10-06-2007, 09:21 AM
Normally, when one battles internet predators, it's a 30 year old law enforcement officer pretending to be a 14 year old girl and setting up meetings with creepy old men. Not someone pretending to be a perv.

Just throwing that out there, kid.

JohnnyNemesis
10-06-2007, 09:26 AM
Word. This kid is getting creepier by the minute. What a pedophile.


Another thing I need to confess is the meaning of my username on here.
"Buzshism" is a code name for "bullshit". It was originally going to be "Bullshism", but I changed the "ll" to a "z" so it wouldn't be so obvious.

This aint the movies, kid. People who really try to catch online predators don't leave cute little fuckin' "clues" that might help people figure out what's going on.

You're a stupid piece of shit.

0r4ng3
10-06-2007, 09:36 AM
Also, if you really were trying to warn us about the dangers of online predators, you're actually doing your job pretty well, but trying to explain yourself and to be accepted by us is sort of counterproductive. Because, let's say we did believe you. Then we'd be right back at square one. See the contradiction here?

Jakebert
10-06-2007, 10:27 AM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29821
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28795
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29362
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29497
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29821
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29959
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29818

None of these threads would have been made if he was what he says he is. They're basically just him being a normal poster. Somone here with a point to prove would not have tried to blend in and be a normal poster, as that would be a waste of their time.

wheelchairman
10-06-2007, 10:52 AM
Well duh he's lying. That's obvious, he's covering his tracks because he realizes how badly he screwed up. You're not really providing any new information.

ruroken
10-10-2007, 09:32 AM
What a pedophile.

WHATTA PEDOS!