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Jakebert
10-03-2007, 08:31 PM
Have something you want to post that you don't think deserves it's own thread? Or maybe you just wanna chillout and smoke some pot, drink a beer, or play some frisbee. Jakebert's Chillout Corner is the place for you.

Enjoy.

0r4ng3
10-03-2007, 08:50 PM
Finally, a place for us to say whatever's on our minds!

Wait.

Little_Miss_1565
10-03-2007, 09:07 PM
Bong hits!

sKratch
10-03-2007, 09:11 PM
Bong hits for Jesus.

I have some beautiful sour diesel waiting patiently in my drawer for the weekend... oh so patiently...

Rilex
10-03-2007, 09:22 PM
Great, another useless thread about useless stuff...

!count me in

Autonomist
10-03-2007, 11:02 PM
I downloaded Mein Kampf the other day. I don't know why though, because I most definitely won't take the time to read a book that's been compressed into a word document.

TBD
10-04-2007, 01:04 AM
You should upload it. I want to read it.

Mota Boy
10-04-2007, 01:35 AM
I have a new goal in life: infiltrate the headquarters of the OED and make up new words. Wouldn't that be brogasterous?

Jakebert
10-04-2007, 06:27 AM
I tried to read Mein Kampf a few years ago. It's really not as interesting as you think it will be, though. It's pretty dry.

EDIT: Jessie, this thread is completely different. It's about chilling.

JohnnyNemesis
10-04-2007, 06:49 AM
I have a new goal in life: infiltrate the headquarters of the OED and make up new words. Wouldn't that be brogasterous?

I was all over the OED yesterday, and I looked at the latest additions to the dictionary, and noticed that "balls-out" is now included.

wheelchairman
10-04-2007, 06:58 AM
I don't really see the point in reading Mein Kampf, why not go for a summary instead? It's not exactly analytical, you'd get more out of reading the original works of Nietzche or Marx or any other philosopher really. Unless you want the historical perspective of course.

Mota Boy
10-04-2007, 07:07 AM
I was all over the OED yesterday, and I looked at the latest additions to the dictionary, and noticed that "balls-out" is now included.
Man, I can't help but hear that and think "That could've been me."

Sunny
10-04-2007, 07:32 AM
Bong hits for Jesus.

I have some beautiful sour diesel waiting patiently in my drawer for the weekend... oh so patiently...

that's what god's love is allllll about. ;p

(so i watch "weeds" obsessively, SUE ME.)

Autonomist
10-04-2007, 07:33 AM
i wanna know what youre ayung buy ica fucking read it!!!

JohnnyNemesis
10-04-2007, 07:34 AM
Autonomist is crossing into "holy shit, that guy's kind of awesome" territory.

Autonomist
10-04-2007, 07:41 AM
ficujg helkl heres a discusion

\ok

i goyta gather my htoughys

i gotta gather my htoiughts and tpyuing skills

Autonomist
10-04-2007, 07:41 AM
no\

i meant to say

i gotta gahter my thoughts and typiung skills

Mota Boy
10-04-2007, 07:50 AM
Autonomist is crossing into "holy shit, that guy's kind of awesome" territory.
Yeah, I think it's the avatar change. "It" being the reason we just recently noticed.

0r4ng3
10-04-2007, 08:22 AM
I have a new goal in life: infiltrate the headquarters of the OED and make up new words. Wouldn't that be brogasterous?
No, that would be rather douchebagous.


Jessie
Pet peeve alert!

BREAK
10-04-2007, 09:30 AM
I favor new avatars.

Does anyone else miss Mike's old av of the cartoon Mike having a Coke and a smile? This "anti-AAE" thing isn't working out.

Whiplash
10-04-2007, 09:38 AM
smoke some pot, drink a beer

Enjoy.


Count me in.

coke_a_holic
10-04-2007, 11:49 AM
I favor new avatars.

Does anyone else miss Mike's old av of the cartoon Mike having a Coke and a smile? This "anti-AAE" thing isn't working out.

They don't allow moving avatars anymore! I was totally bummed out!

Also, it's not anti-AAE; on MSN the shortcuts for thumbs up and thumbs down are (Y) and (N), respectively, so our avatars are really shitty plays on that. Like, really shitty.

Also: I know we can chill out here, but is broing out allowed?

Harnum
10-04-2007, 01:45 PM
Also, it's not anti-AAE; on MSN the shortcuts for thumbs up and thumbs down are (Y) and (N), respectively, so our avatars are really shitty plays on that. Like, really shitty.
I caught on! Score one for me!

Homer
10-04-2007, 01:59 PM
They don't allow moving avatars anymore! I was totally bummed out!

?!?!?!?!?!?!11!1

Little_Miss_1565
10-04-2007, 04:52 PM
no\

i meant to say

i gotta gahter my thoughts and typiung skills

I put on my robe and wizard hat?

Sham
10-04-2007, 05:05 PM
Ahhhhh, it's time to relax,
and you know what that means,
a glass of wine, your favourite easy chair,
and of course this compact disc playing and your home stereo.
So go on, indulge yourself,
that's right, kick off your shoes, put your feet up,
lean back and just enjoy the melodies.
After all, music soothes even the savage beasts.

coke_a_holic
10-04-2007, 05:23 PM
?!?!?!?!?!?!11!1

If your avatar was moving before they stopped allowing it, then it doesn't matter. But I've tried to change it since then, and it said "no way, Jose." Or something to that effect.

Homer
10-04-2007, 05:47 PM
Well then, I hope everyone likes this avatar.

JohnnyNemesis
10-04-2007, 06:13 PM
Ahhhhh, it's time to relax,
and you know what that means,
a glass of wine, your favourite easy chair,
and of course this compact disc playing and your home stereo.
So go on, indulge yourself,
that's right, kick off your shoes, put your feet up,
lean back and just enjoy the melodies.
After all, music soothes even the savage beasts.

I enjoyed this immensely.

Autonomist
10-04-2007, 07:10 PM
Autonomist is crossing into "holy shit, that guy's kind of awesome" territory.

Unfortunately I'm now crossing into the "holy shit, that guy's kind of hungover" territory.

Jakebert
10-04-2007, 08:01 PM
Today I was chilling with some friends, driving around and blasting intentionally shitty music to mess around to.

"Gone Away" came on. I lol'd.

JohnnyNemesis
10-04-2007, 10:49 PM
I lol @ that story. For me, the "songs that I can never listen to the same way again thanks to the OffspringBBS and their/our multitude of inside jokes" pantheon pecking order goes like this:

The Offspring - Amazed > Linkin Park - Crawling > The Offspring - Gone Away > Linkin Park - In The End > The Offspring - It'll Be a Long Time - The Offspring - Smash

Little_Miss_1565
10-04-2007, 10:55 PM
Who was that back in the day who would get super dramatic on everything and end every post with NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS :( :( :( ?

Autonomist
10-04-2007, 10:58 PM
It'll Be a Long Time?

TBD
10-04-2007, 11:05 PM
I liked these forums better when the Offspring Chat and Fan Corner sections had the exact same content in all of their posts and it wasn't moderated. Now Offspring chat is just actually Offspring chat, and that bores me.

JohnnyNemesis
10-04-2007, 11:07 PM
Who was that back in the day who would get super dramatic on everything and end every post with NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS :( :( :( ?

Before my time :(

But it reminds me that on this other board I go to (zomg traitorous), "Last Resort" by Papa Roach is like our version of "NO MOAR HOPE 4 BETTA DAYZ!!!"

"CUT MY LIFE IN(TWO) PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST RESOOOORT!"


It'll Be a Long Time?

TheOldMark's sig/general personality.

when will the woooooooorld listen to reason?

TBD
10-04-2007, 11:10 PM
The first episode of Fresh Prince is on now. I watch this show way too much.

XYlophonetreeZ
10-04-2007, 11:43 PM
Who was that back in the day who would get super dramatic on everything and end every post with NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS :( :( :( ?

That was MOTA BOY. The all-caps version.

Llamas
10-05-2007, 12:33 AM
I'm chillin' out and eating some burritos cause I got stung by a mothafuckin' wasp today. :( :(

Vera
10-05-2007, 01:44 AM
Quoting Amazed lyrics with Magdalena made me laugh until I cried. It was fucking beautiful.

I AM SO UNPOPULAR WITH MY FRIENDS. Nobody is picking up.

Mota Boy
10-05-2007, 03:55 AM
No, that would be rather douchebagous.
Your doing it wrong. Fratastic/hipsterish word combinations are played out, broldier.


Today I was chilling with some friends, driving around and blasting intentionally shitty music to mess around to.

"Gone Away" came on. I lol'd.
I used to describe finding the Offspring in unexpected places like running into an ex. There was this sort of awkward replaying of experiences from a certain time in your life that you've gotten past.

Now it's like running into your ex and finding out that she's still all "punk rawk" and, while keeping a comfortable buffer zone of irony, mining her for some combination of the entertaining and the nostalgic.

SkunkIt
10-05-2007, 04:15 AM
*Walks into a giant room and sees everybody squeezed into a tiny corner and joins in*

So, in anyone in this corner clustrophobic?

0r4ng3
10-05-2007, 07:12 AM
Your doing it wrong. Fratastic/hipsterish word combinations are played out, broldier.
What are you talking about? I just made that one up.

sKratch
10-05-2007, 04:37 PM
Question:
Bowl hits -- acceptable in here or just bong hits?

Little_Miss_1565
10-05-2007, 04:44 PM
Bong hits > bowl hits

Sunny
10-05-2007, 04:50 PM
bong hits > joints > bowl hits.

mmmmyep.

Rilex
10-05-2007, 04:58 PM
On the pool, dude told me to hit the edge of the ball...

Sinister
10-05-2007, 10:10 PM
bong > joint > bowl, right, but bowl hits still get you fucked uo anbd I'm here to tell. I've had a few bowl hits and like 2 drinks and it feels like I've had like 12 drinks.

Vera
10-06-2007, 09:31 AM
I was gonna PM Mota Boy this but then I thought fuck it, let's share with everybody.. An internet friend of mine made this.

Jason Bourne: Wuxia hero - http://youtube.com/watch?v=VcE4O6m6KBs

Jakebert
10-06-2007, 09:36 AM
I'm pretty pissed right now. Last night, me and some friends were going to go to this abandoned amusement park that's supposed to be really awesome.

Well, when we got in the general area, we pulled down this side road because it looked like it should be there. I recognized something from the webiste I found out about the park on, and realized "hey, this must be it", but the kid we were following was convinced it was on the other side of the lake. So we drove around for aboue 3 hours and never found it.

I get home, first thing I do is check the website. I was correct. We were 15 seconds away from where we needed to be. And we turned around.

sKratch
10-06-2007, 10:14 AM
You're a faggot for not being more assertive with your friends.

sKratch
10-06-2007, 02:00 PM
Double post!

How do you tell a girl it feels like she's trying to rip your dick off without saying, "Hey it feels like you're trying to rip my dick off,"?

Also, I forgot the second thing I was gonna say.

KyleW
10-06-2007, 02:14 PM
How do you tell a girl it feels like she's trying to rip your dick off without saying, "Hey it feels like you're trying to rip my dick off,"?


Errm... try

"Woah.. Slow down Rambo! My cock hurts!"

Or just break it into casual conversation.

coke_a_holic
10-06-2007, 02:34 PM
Was there ever any consensus on whether or not broing out would be allowed? A little Jack Johnson? Some Natty Ice?

JohnnyNemesis
10-06-2007, 02:38 PM
How do you tell a girl it feels like she's trying to rip your dick off without saying, "Hey it feels like you're trying to rip my dick off,"?

Either the squirm + pull away combo or the "hey, stop that" thing works best.

Little_Miss_1565
10-06-2007, 02:40 PM
How do you tell a girl it feels like she's trying to rip your dick off without saying, "Hey it feels like you're trying to rip my dick off,"?

You're a faggot for not being more assertive with your fuckbuddy. :P

HeadAroundU
10-06-2007, 03:01 PM
Also, I forgot the second thing I was gonna say.
"Ooh, I'm going to be sooo pwned by 1565." Is that what you wanted to say?

All About Eve
10-06-2007, 03:34 PM
Ricky will be happy to know that NYU is off (and has been for a bit) of my list of possible colleges. Thought this would be a good place to say it.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
10-06-2007, 10:51 PM
Tonight was Homecoming. So after pictures, after dinner, after dancing, and after the afterparty, my friends and I just chilled around the bonfire.

And you thought it wasn't possible to chill next to a fire.

TBD
10-07-2007, 02:46 AM
Double post!

How do you tell a girl it feels like she's trying to rip your dick off without saying, "Hey it feels like you're trying to rip my dick off,"?

Also, I forgot the second thing I was gonna say.

I WISH I HAD THAT PROBLEM YOU FUCKER. YOUR PROBLEMS ARE MY HOPES. FUCK OFF.

Lodat225
10-07-2007, 12:14 PM
So this is basically a "Say Whatever is on your mind" thread, except for the fact that Jakebert started it. Now it's acceptable.

Double standards. tsk, tsk.

Sham
10-07-2007, 01:29 PM
So this is basically a "Say Whatever is on your mind" thread, except for the fact that Jakebert started it. Now it's acceptable.

Double standards. tsk, tsk.

Dude, you gotta chillout.

JohnnyNemesis
10-07-2007, 01:32 PM
So this is basically a "Say Whatever is on your mind" thread, except for the fact that Jakebert started it. Now it's acceptable.

Hi, welcome to four days ago when Jesse already pointed that out.

Lodat225
10-07-2007, 02:10 PM
Dude, you gotta chillout.

Because I'm freaking out.

ARGH.

I know he did, JN. I don't really care though as it was ignored but since I don't really care about these forums anymore, do as you please.

the door swings both ways. tsk, tsk.

mrconeman
10-07-2007, 02:17 PM
Hey Lodat, I also thought this thread was as you pointed out. You know what I did?

I decided to not bitch about it.

JohnnyNemesis
10-07-2007, 02:25 PM
I don't really care about these forums anymore


the door swings both ways. tsk, tsk.

These two comments don't go together.

0r4ng3
10-07-2007, 02:26 PM
You're all being very antithetic to the thread right now. It's a chillout corner for a reason. In fact, I need to chill out a bit too.

*turns up AC*

Jack-UK
10-07-2007, 02:37 PM
i like the offspring.

Sham
10-07-2007, 02:52 PM
whats up yall its nasty the villian
im still writin rhymes but besides that im chillin

mrconeman
10-07-2007, 02:53 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jakebert
10-07-2007, 05:10 PM
The "say whatever's on your mind" thread basically consisted of inside jokes between the same like 5 people, and no one else posted there. I wanted to make a thread where more people would post. And it seems to be working.

ANYWAY, we went back to the abandoned amusement park today. It was really awesome. Some pictures:
The ferris wheel. With a tree that grew up right in the center of the ride.
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8764/n12320646352657217331bu9.jpg
Rollercoaster!!!
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4344/n12320646352657393561kq2.jpg
Rollercoaster loading station.
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/530/n12320646352657438822wy0.jpg
Rollercoaster above the treeline.
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6895/n12320646352657553614yl1.jpg

Needless to say, an abandoned amusement park in the middle of the woods in Ohio is incredibly neat.

0r4ng3
10-07-2007, 05:15 PM
Did you happen to run into any monsters that were actually a creepy old man with a mask?

He probably would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.

Jakebert
10-07-2007, 05:40 PM
Haha. You have no idea how many times we made that joke.

0r4ng3
10-07-2007, 05:42 PM
Zoinks, yo.

All About Eve
10-07-2007, 05:46 PM
*Insert Jeenkies! joke here*

Jakebert
10-07-2007, 05:48 PM
Jinkies! It's a crooked real-estate invester!

HeadAroundU
10-07-2007, 08:03 PM
I've just broken my toothbrush in half. That doesn't happen every day. I guess I shouldn't exercise that much. Is that chillin' enough for this thread?

Cool pix, now I want to go there. :(

Jakebert
10-07-2007, 08:13 PM
How exactly did you break your toothbrush in half?

0r4ng3
10-07-2007, 08:14 PM
My guess is he's really enthusiastic about dental hygiene.

Jakebert
10-07-2007, 08:19 PM
He's gotta stop the cavity crew.

Lodat225
10-08-2007, 06:52 AM
That amusement park does not look safe.

edit: maybe i should read the whole post before i reply. it's abandoned.

HeadAroundU
10-08-2007, 11:17 AM
How exactly did you break your toothbrush in half?
By brushing my teeth. Actually, it broke right after the first move. I lol'd. It was some cheap toothbrush, thinnest in the middle but surrounded by rubber so it hadn't appeared frailly.

nieh
10-08-2007, 11:24 AM
Holy shit that's awesome. Where is the place exactly? My friends and I have gone to lots of abandoned, run down places but we don't have any abandoned amusement parks in the area that I know of.

Jakebert
10-08-2007, 11:26 AM
Holy shit that's awesome. Where is the place exactly? My friends and I have gone to lots of abandoned, run down places but we don't have any abandoned amusement parks in the area that I know of.

It's right next to Chippawa Lake, right outside of Medina, Ohio.

the_GoDdEsS
10-08-2007, 11:29 AM
The rollercoaster picture looks awesome with all those trees making their way though it. Any idea how old it is?

nieh
10-08-2007, 11:31 AM
That's WAY far from here. Maybe I can go next time my brother and I drive to Michigan since it seems to be sort of along the way.

Jakebert
10-08-2007, 01:06 PM
The rollercoaster picture looks awesome with all those trees making their way though it. Any idea how old it is?

It opened in 1878 and closed in 1978. This (http://www.forgottenoh.com/Chippewa/chippewa.html) is the site that I first read about it on. There's a lot of good info and pictures on here.

WebDudette
10-09-2007, 01:57 AM
That looks pretty awesome. It would probably make me shit a brick if I went at night though.

Jakebert
10-11-2007, 08:16 AM
My only class today was cancelled. So now I'm just kind of sitting here listening to Thelonious Monk and sipping some Starbucks. Classy.

I have to say that I think Starbucks is one of the few things that's worth the expensive cost. Srsly.

All About Eve
10-11-2007, 08:26 AM
I love Starbucks, but I can't go there often because of the A.) cost, B.) health, and C.) my town ruins any good thing that comes to it.

Jakebert
10-11-2007, 08:29 AM
We have 2 Starbucks on campus, and it works into our meal plan. So usually I just get a cup of coffee instead of breakfast.

Whiplash
10-11-2007, 09:01 AM
So anyone wanne chill? I'll bring the weed;P

Jakebert
10-11-2007, 09:05 AM
That joke is gone now. Much like your relevence to society.

zing.

Whiplash
10-11-2007, 09:10 AM
Who say's it was a joke, Dude i'm just fucking bored right now. I need to kill an hours time before i'm going over to my friends.

wheelchairman
10-11-2007, 09:30 AM
Starbucks ruined the Northwestern Coffee market.

And their coffee of the week sucks so much. More like Coffee of last week. :(

Jakebert
10-11-2007, 09:32 AM
I know it's not the best coffee around, but it's the closest that I've ever been to really good coffee.

ruroken
10-11-2007, 10:56 AM
Finally, a place for us to say whatever's on our minds!

Wait.
yeah really wtf

wheelchairman
10-11-2007, 11:20 AM
I know it's not the best coffee around, but it's the closest that I've ever been to really good coffee.

An ordinary coffee machine makes better coffee.

Mannen som blev en gris
10-11-2007, 11:25 AM
Sup ruroken

Little_Miss_1565
10-11-2007, 11:29 AM
I just ate an enooooooooormous sandwich.

It makes me really appreciate living in New York City. You could never be caught dead ordering a sandwich like that (let alone a sandwich, period) in LA. Mmm, food.

sKratch
10-11-2007, 11:48 AM
You can fit an awful lot in that mouth, huh? Must be why you take the F train so much :confused: :confused: :o

Jakebert
10-11-2007, 12:31 PM
I just ate an enooooooooormous sandwich.

It makes me really appreciate living in New York City. You could never be caught dead ordering a sandwich like that (let alone a sandwich, period) in LA. Mmm, food.

I wish I lived near a deli of some sort. I <3 deli sandwiches.

ruroken
10-11-2007, 02:04 PM
Sup ruroken
I'm working on my Senior Project.

...sort of.

nieh
10-11-2007, 02:08 PM
You can order sandwiches in the suburbs or in Philly.

killer_queen
10-11-2007, 03:22 PM
And their coffee of the week sucks so much. More like Coffee of last week. :(

Ugh, yes. I wasn't a big fan of coffee until this year. Now I like almost any kind of coffee but still can't understand why the Starbucks here is so crowded.

By the way, Jakebert, what's happening on new season of House? Is it still worth watching? It got so boring by the end of the last season. If it's still like that I'll have to end my relationship with House.

Jakebert
10-11-2007, 03:47 PM
It's hit-or-miss. The cases haven't been great, but the stuff with House hiring a new staff has been pretty fun.

They're also just starting a fun arc where Foreman is the head of his own diagnostic team at another hospital.

Autonomist
10-11-2007, 03:54 PM
The first two episodes of season 4 have aired over here, and I enjoyed them both. After loving seasons 1 and 2 I thought 3 had a serious drop in quality, however what we've seen so far makes me hopeful that they're picking up the pace again. Regardless of what happens though, I hope we don't end up with some sort of arc finale where all three of his previous team realise how happy they were in his department and decide to go back. That'd kill me.

Jakebert
10-11-2007, 04:06 PM
I have a feeling that Foreman will be back, but I don't think Cameron and Chase will be since they're working at the hospital anyway.

Sunny
10-11-2007, 04:14 PM
I have to say that I think Starbucks is one of the few things that's worth the expensive cost. Srsly.

mm. yes. it sucks that a lot of their shit is so bad for you. goodbye magical frappuccinos! :(

nothing beats a venti iced skim sugarfree vanilla latte in the morning or a ventee zentee at night. :D

sarah i've been craving nicky's yummy sandwiches like weeeeeo. DAMN YOU!

Little_Miss_1565
10-11-2007, 04:15 PM
Let's get some hot banh mi action next time you're in the city! :D

Jakebert
10-13-2007, 11:05 AM
I just watched one of my favorite Simpsons episodes ever, but don't feel like finding the Simpsons thread to talk about it.

Guy: I just woke up one morning, and I couldn't go outside.
Homer: Was the door locked?
Guy: No, I couldn't face what was outside.
Homer: Was it raining?
Therapist: No Homer, he suffers from Agoraphobia, a fear of going outside.
Guy: Yes. Anyway, I just couldn't make the long drive into work.
Homer: Was your car out of gas?
*everyone glares at Homer*
Homer: Pft. Baby.

"Michael Jackson": This is Ray. He's an idiot savant. Give him any two number and he can instantly multiply them in his head.
Homer: 5 and 9.
Ray: 45.
Homer: WOOOOOW.

JohnnyNemesis
10-13-2007, 11:06 AM
Lisa, it's your birthday.

Happy birthday, Lisa.

All About Eve
10-13-2007, 11:20 AM
I have a feeling that Foreman will be back, but I don't think Cameron and Chase will be since they're working at the hospital anyway.
Same here. It'll be Cuthroat Bitch, Thirteen, and Foreman.

Jakebert
10-13-2007, 11:25 AM
Same here. It'll be Cuthroat Bitch, Thirteen, and Foreman.

Cuthroat Bitch will be one for sure. They've given her much more focus than anyone else.

I'm actually hoping that Foreman doesn't end up working for House again. I know him getting fired from his new job was a way of getting him back, but I'd much rather see him as House's rival or something.

All About Eve
10-13-2007, 11:37 AM
I think it will turn out like that, actually. Cuddie makes him House's partner or something, to keep House under control.

Lodat225
10-13-2007, 04:24 PM
I just watched one of my favorite Simpsons episodes ever, but don't feel like finding the Simpsons thread to talk about it.

Guy: I just woke up one morning, and I couldn't go outside.
Homer: Was the door locked?
Guy: No, I couldn't face what was outside.
Homer: Was it raining?
Therapist: No Homer, he suffers from Agoraphobia, a fear of going outside.
Guy: Yes. Anyway, I just couldn't make the long drive into work.
Homer: Was your car out of gas?
*everyone glares at Homer*
Homer: Pft. Baby.

"Michael Jackson": This is Ray. He's an idiot savant. Give him any two number and he can instantly multiply them in his head.
Homer: 5 and 9.
Ray: 45.
Homer: WOOOOOW.

That doesn't seem remotely funny. No offense.

Coleby
10-13-2007, 05:03 PM
It's not really that funny when you read it. Like stand-up comedy, it's more funny when you see it performed.

Lodat225
10-13-2007, 06:11 PM
Yeah, I figured as much.

ruroken
11-21-2007, 10:46 AM
*bump* because I want to post this and can't think of anywhere it would fit. It's an outline of my most recent comic, which is unrelated to everything else I've ever done. It's pretty much a Boost mobile ad parody. Anyway, here's how it goes:

1st frame;
Black man is cornered by a gang. Many guns pointed at him.
"H-hang on guys! I-I-I can get the money just g-give me a second!"

2nd frame;
Black man whips out phone.
"I gotta call mah homie first..."

3rd frame;
White man is walking down a street.

4th frame;
White man's phone rings. White man is surprised. The ringtone is "Crank Dat" (specific line: "Supaman dat ho!")

5th frame;
White man presses button to connect the call with a serious look on his face.

6th frame;
White man answers phone with a curious look on his face.
"Hello?"

7th frame;
Black man has a gun to his head.
"'ay man can u spot me?"

8th frame;
White man is confused.
"What is this, 'Where's Waldo'?!"

BOOST MOBILE
"Where You At?"