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Camel Filters
10-10-2007, 03:18 PM
I havn't has sex yet but me and my gf have been talking about it. We're both virgins so we both have no idea of what do to. We've been getting advice from friends but i want to know what you guys have to say to make the first time more enjoyable.

nieh
10-10-2007, 03:20 PM
Don't .

Andy
10-10-2007, 03:22 PM
Leave your socks on; that way she won't get pregnant.

Jakebert
10-10-2007, 03:25 PM
This is gonna be a fun thread. I can feel it.

Mannen som blev en gris
10-10-2007, 03:30 PM
Oh for fucks sake how difficult can it be. Put this into that and do some of that and you're done.

Jakebert
10-10-2007, 03:38 PM
Are you going to use condoms or the pill?

mrconeman
10-10-2007, 03:39 PM
Put the peanut in the peanut hole.

Homer
10-10-2007, 03:42 PM
So, that's how it's done...

EDIT:

LAWL at the fact that GUSH7 deleted his post and commented with "No ."

Sunny
10-10-2007, 03:50 PM
stick a thumb up her butt. it works like a charm.

nieh
10-10-2007, 03:51 PM
Even better when it's a surprise. If you tell her about it she might tense up first and ruin the experience.

HeadAroundU
10-10-2007, 03:55 PM
So how old is she? I hope she is not 16. I'm asking because we've had a couple of perverts on the BBS lately.

GUSH7
10-10-2007, 04:02 PM
give me sex tips

No .

Jakebert
10-10-2007, 04:04 PM
stick a thumb up her butt. it works like a charm.

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

One of the truest statements ever.

Sunny
10-10-2007, 04:05 PM
Even better when it's a surprise. If you tell her about it she might tense up first and ruin the experience.

precisely.

wheelchairman
10-10-2007, 04:32 PM
Make sure you come FIRST, (this is tradition) and when you do, you have to do these things:

1. Yell: "I'm First! I'm first!"
2. Smoke a cigarette
3. Ask her to make a sandwich
4. Was it good for you too? (the sandwich naturally)

Endymion
10-10-2007, 04:50 PM
stick it in her pooper.

coke_a_holic
10-10-2007, 04:51 PM
Two in the pink, one in the stink.

One of the truest statements ever.

I do it the other way around. It's much more enticing. For me.

wheelchairman
10-10-2007, 05:21 PM
I do it the other way around. It's much more enticing. For me.

Yeah but then you're hands smell more. Twice as much!

coke_a_holic
10-10-2007, 05:36 PM
But I rub them on her face.

Whatever is most degrading, right?

WebDudette
10-10-2007, 05:46 PM
liek dis.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a145/SystemSloth/107quky.gif

wheelchairman
10-10-2007, 06:20 PM
But I rub them on her face.

Whatever is most degrading, right?

The more she suffers the more it shows she really cares?

Jakebert
10-10-2007, 06:27 PM
Yeah ha yeah.

coke_a_holic
10-10-2007, 06:32 PM
<bassline>

Rag Doll
10-10-2007, 07:29 PM
Find the clitoris. Ask SicN Twisted for help.

JohnnyNemesis
10-10-2007, 07:33 PM
That was fucking win.

When it comes to having good sex, my only advice to have it with RagDoll. That's one way to make sure it'll be fantastic, y'knowwhatimean?

T-6005
10-10-2007, 07:48 PM
Set the mood as far in advance as possible. Days are advised.

Maybe weeks.

Don't do it with yourself for about 5-6 days before you actually do it. Especially if you are used to the constant company of your hand.

Practice talking dirty. It's always a turn on.

Be appreciative. Loudness helps, as does moaning, but isn't always recommended. Keep in mind that it's a guideline, not a rule.

Jakebert
10-10-2007, 07:49 PM
Some girls like being slapped in the face. Try that, maybe?

T-6005
10-10-2007, 07:56 PM
Some girls like being slapped in the face. Try that, maybe?
Also true. Worth a try, but keep in mind that girls aren't sure they'll like it ahead of time. Try and bring her around, and if t doesn't work try it once just to make sure, because that's how I figured out mine would like it. No lie.

I've found that the best technique is to breath sort of like a woman in labor, but not very loudly. Otherwise it's just creepy, you know? But in-in-ooouuuut, repeat. Not too loud, and interspersed with moans so you're communicating that you appreciate it.

sKratch
10-10-2007, 09:14 PM
The only good sex is dead sex.

Lizardus
10-10-2007, 11:47 PM
Put on a robe and a wizard hat.
Remember to cast a patronus on her face when you are done.
Tell her you are a vampire.
Yell your mother/sister's name.
Wear a Santa hat and yell "Happy Halloween!".
Call a friend.

Sinister
10-11-2007, 12:44 AM
Put on a robe and a wizard hat.
Infinite win.

RickyCrack
10-11-2007, 01:06 AM
for honest help

go down on her. i haven't met a girl that i hasn't melted before me for this. chicks dig it, and the majority prefer it to actual penetration. do this and she'll pretty much have to let you put it in.

sKratch
10-11-2007, 06:15 AM
o hai guyzz wats going on in dis threadsA?! o i c! i wlill taek oproprutinigtty to imrpess wit mah taels of cuncinlingnglugguxusu!

God Ricky Crack I can see right through your facade!

Amiralanal
10-11-2007, 06:19 AM
http://adage.com/century/graphics/campaign_nike.jpg

We apparently need the internet to know how to fuck.

Jakebert
10-11-2007, 07:12 AM
Let her stick a knife handle into your peehole.

Sunny
10-11-2007, 07:27 AM
Find the clitoris. Ask SicN Twisted for help.

!!!!! h8 u.

HOT TEA SHOT OUT OF MY NOSE.
and it's ALL your fault.

Rilex
10-11-2007, 07:35 AM
I havn't has sex yet but me and my gf have been talking about it. We're both virgins so we both have no idea of what do to. We've been getting advice from friends but i want to know what you guys have to say to make the first time more enjoyable.

Lick grass, that helps...

Sunny
10-11-2007, 07:46 AM
o hai guyzz wats going on in dis threadsA?! o i c! i wlill taek oproprutinigtty to imrpess wit mah taels of cuncinlingnglugguxusu!


this is why i <3 u dearly.

H1T_That
10-11-2007, 01:53 PM
This thread contained some excellent advice.

ninthlayer
10-11-2007, 03:52 PM
lol virgin fags
lol rickycrack fags

Jakebert
10-11-2007, 04:11 PM
Hey, I'm not a virgin.

And you know that firsthand!

ninthlayer
10-11-2007, 04:45 PM
loves you

B====D <3 <3 <3

Jakebert
10-11-2007, 04:51 PM
<3 ilu babai.

Markus
10-11-2007, 09:16 PM
lol

Andy's (carmel filters) gf is 16 .........he's 20 to answer the question above about her age.

My advice to you dear friend
1) dont be surprised when u go down on her that it tastes foul and bitter
....to avoid licking that Atrocious juice
*go down on her in the shower, bath, or hot tub
or
*take an ice cube in your mouth and rub her vag (she'll shriek in delight)
or
*get yourself some tasty flavored lub
2) WAIT!!!
....she's only 16! keep your damn pants on

Little_Miss_1565
10-12-2007, 05:59 AM
Foul and bitter? I get that the only girls who might let you touch them are diseased and filthy. But that doesn't mean that every woman's ladygarden is a cesspool. It's a beautiful place.

Anyway, 16?! She's 16 and Wishomie is 20?!

http://images.wikia.com/inciclopedia/images/f/f5/Pedobear.gif

wheelchairman
10-12-2007, 06:37 AM
Everyone knows that the rule for how old your girlfriend (or boyfriend) should at least be is half your age plus seven years.

And to make Endy happy, here is the formula: where x is your age, solve for y

˝x + 7 = y

So Camelfilter's girlfriend should at least be 17.

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
10-12-2007, 06:41 AM
Stick it in!

JohnnyNemesis
10-12-2007, 07:27 AM
1) dont be surprised when u go down on her that it tastes foul and bitter
....to avoid licking that Atrocious juice

When I rule the world, anyone scared of going down there will be imprisoned.

IMPRISONED!

Camel Filters
10-12-2007, 07:36 AM
2) WAIT!!!
....she's only 16! keep your damn pants on

you shouldn't be talking. Your almost 20 and your fucking a 17 year old. I should call the cops on you. lol

wheelchairman
10-12-2007, 07:38 AM
I have sex in vaginas all the time. And so do all my friends, all the time. Hey Johnny that was a hot vagina your dick was in last time I saw you having sex.

JohnnyNemesis
10-12-2007, 07:43 AM
Lies. I've never had sex.

Little_Miss_1565
10-12-2007, 08:01 AM
Quick, y'all--what's age of consent in Wisconsin?

Rag Doll
10-12-2007, 08:16 AM
948.09 Sexual intercourse with a child age 16 or older.

Whoever has sexual intercourse with a child who is not the defendant’s spouse and who has attained the age of 16 years is guilty of a Class A misdemeanor.

age of consent is 18. sex with someone between 16 & 18 is less of a punishment than someone under 16, but still a crime.

Little_Miss_1565
10-12-2007, 08:19 AM
Why does this board seem to be chock full of people who <3 breaking age of consent laws?

Anyone remember the DigiChat chatroom and how it became overrun with pedophiles, loli, and undercover cops? What the hell guys?

Rag Doll
10-12-2007, 08:20 AM
maybe it has to do with the person that used to run this site...

Little_Miss_1565
10-12-2007, 08:23 AM
maybe it has to do with the person that used to run this site...

Hey, send me topless pix.

Rag Doll
10-12-2007, 08:29 AM
only if i get vip somewhere.

Little_Miss_1565
10-12-2007, 08:32 AM
Tell me your bra size and I'll get you backstage!

T-6005
10-12-2007, 10:24 AM
1) dont be surprised when u go down on her that it tastes foul and bitter
....to avoid licking that Atrocious juice

This gave me a mental image of the kind of vagina you're imagining, which made me gag.

GUSH7
10-12-2007, 11:53 AM
In my grade I'm like a lot younger than everyone else, so everyone will be having sex and I can't. :(

Camel Filters
10-12-2007, 04:06 PM
In my grade I'm like a lot younger than everyone else, so everyone will be having sex and I can't. :(

you can still have sex!!!!!!

JohnnyNemesis
10-12-2007, 04:38 PM
But not before asking us for advice first!

nieh
10-12-2007, 04:39 PM
What's your opinion on the clitoris?

Jakebert
10-12-2007, 04:54 PM
It goes good with A1.

Camel Filters
10-12-2007, 06:45 PM
But not before asking us for advice first!

shut up!!! I knew this thread was going to be some joke thread but i decided to make it anyways.

ninthlayer
10-12-2007, 10:48 PM
Ahem:
Faggots.

KyleW
10-14-2007, 08:45 AM
My friends seem to think telling each other jokes during sex makes the whole process run much smoother.

Whiplash
10-14-2007, 08:48 AM
I take it your friend's a virgin.

KyleW
10-14-2007, 08:48 AM
Of course.

Whiplash
10-14-2007, 08:49 AM
I rest my case.

JohnnyNemesis
10-14-2007, 08:49 AM
My friends seem to think telling each other jokes during sex makes the whole process run much smoother.

"Alright, so stop me if you've heard this one...a guy with herpes is having sex with his girlfriend..."

sKratch
10-14-2007, 12:27 PM
lul the other day Friends was on in the background (i'm sorry, it wasn't my idea) and it was something about imagining sex with your mom. It made doing the sex (OMG I WAS!!!) register on the "lol" scale.

Little_Miss_1565
10-14-2007, 12:46 PM
doing the sex (OMG I WAS!!!)

OMG you was making SEX?! With a GIRL?!

Amiralanal
10-14-2007, 12:52 PM
Try putting your finger in the girls ass while shes riding you. That rocks

JohnnyNemesis
10-14-2007, 12:54 PM
Y'know, if anyone but Amiranal or Jojan said that, I would think that was a joke.

sKratch
10-14-2007, 12:59 PM
Me and Ricky have sex with girls all the time and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

Not Ozymandias
10-14-2007, 01:08 PM
You can't go wrong with a Baltimore Blowfish.


Or just study this instructional film:
www.2girls1cup.com

Vera
10-14-2007, 01:55 PM
What's your opinion on the clitoris?

Worst hole in the human body IMO.

Amiralanal
10-14-2007, 02:39 PM
Not a hole lol

sKratch
10-14-2007, 03:55 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=jokes

Betty
10-14-2007, 09:55 PM
Sanni, that was quite an unfortunate reply after yours.

Luckily Stephan saved the day!

ninthlayer
10-15-2007, 09:50 AM
lul the other day Friends was on in the background (i'm sorry, it wasn't my idea)
Doesn't it suck when all you want to do is watch Friends and then people are all liek "ZOMG, let's secks."?

sKratch
10-15-2007, 11:01 AM
Yeah I really dig the character relations and the funny jokes. I love funny jokes.

ninthlayer
10-15-2007, 12:35 PM
Joey Tribiani is Dr. Nick Drake.

Remember the Joey spin-off that never went anywhere? Me either, no one watched that shit.

TheOldMark
10-15-2007, 01:53 PM
I havn't has sex yet but me and my gf have been talking about it. We're both virgins so we both have no idea of what do to. We've been getting advice from friends but i want to know what you guys have to say to make the first time more enjoyable.


I really don't think anyone here is mature enough to give you useful advice. I doubt most of the responders have had sex, or good sex, or meaningful sex. Stick to consulting your friends, because you'll never get a reasonable response on a board like this.

Little_Miss_1565
10-15-2007, 01:57 PM
I really don't think anyone here is mature enough to give you useful advice. I doubt most of the responders have had sex, or good sex, or meaningful sex. Stick to consulting your friends, because you'll never get a reasonable response on a board like this.

Ooooh, buuuurn.

Way to defend a forum troll, Mark. Kudos.

JohnnyNemesis
10-15-2007, 01:59 PM
Aw come on, don't tell me you didn't find that post hilarious.

Little_Miss_1565
10-15-2007, 03:01 PM
Aw come on, don't tell me you didn't find that post hilarious.

Okay, okay, I did.

Sunny
10-15-2007, 03:02 PM
o noesss we all r virginzz!

seriously guys, you should take mark's advice and, like, actually go get laid, you buncha losers. afterwards you can go beat up some tourists.

or take a ride on the F train.

either way! :D

Llamas
10-15-2007, 03:50 PM
good sex, or meaningful sex.

Well, we know that Mark is totally into the meaningful sex, right?


sometimes i just wanna get my dick wet without having to listen to her go on about how her day went

Mark is obviously the best choice for advice.

Lodat225
10-15-2007, 03:53 PM
cork it then pork her.

by,
the virgin

JohnnyNemesis
10-15-2007, 04:51 PM
Lodat225 > TheOldMark.

Jakebert
10-15-2007, 05:23 PM
Guys, did you know what I've had sex? Seriously. Sex is awesome. And I've had it. With a vagina. A girl vagina!I predict that I will fuck her again on January 19th, 2008.

Dexter e-mailed me once too.

Impressed yet?


No?


...please be impressed by me. Please?

I should become a professional translator.

JohnnyNemesis
10-15-2007, 05:44 PM
What is sad is that the post is all part of not only TheOldMark's hubris, but what he wishes...nay, what he NEEDS us to be to soothe his fucked up ego.

He can't accept any segment of society, no matter how irrelevant (and this BBS is definitely irrelevant), that doesn't give a shit about, is impressed by, or even likes him. So, he makes up shit like that to discredit us in his own mind when frankly he shouldn't care so fucking much what we think of him.

Fact is, we're normal people here. Some of us are pathetic lowlifes with limited social interaction, some of us are jerks, some of us are saints, some of us have healthy and meaningful relationships, some of us are fucking sluts, some of us work and lead our own lives, some of us live in our parent's basement.

Y'know, all kinds of shit. Just like the real world.

Get over it. I remember being public enemy #1 on a message board like 5 years ago because I was an immature dick of a teenager. You know what I did when they didn't accept me? I fuckin' left.

Jakebert
10-15-2007, 05:54 PM
What I've found is that people that fit in on the internet BBS's generally fit into real society quite well, despite what most people seem to think. Those people that are socially awkward, can't fit in, ect are the same people that are like that in everyday life.

And just like in everyday life, they have to make up some sort of defense mechanism to explain why they don't fit in. It's like the kid who didn't get asked to prom, but tells everyone he/she didn't go because they're too cool and smart for prom. Or talk about how the popular kids are phony and stupid.

Mark does the same thing. When he doesn't fit in here, he defends himself by convincing himself and trying to convince everyone else it's because he's too cool for us.

Everyone else knows he's full of shit, but he doesn't. Because if he'd admit the truth, and admit that his worldview is made up, he'd have nothing to cling onto at all.

0r4ng3
10-15-2007, 06:02 PM
I know you're just proving a point, but I know I fit in here a hell of a lot better than I do in real life.

And I really was too cool for prom.

Jakebert
10-15-2007, 06:11 PM
I dunno, though. I could be wrong. My school wasn't really a clique-y school. If you were disliked or made fun or, there was a reason for it. The popular, well-liked kids were the upper percent of the class and the nice people, while the assholes were the unpopular kids.

I've heard from others that most high schools aren't like that, but I'm only drawing from my experience.

That_Guy91
10-15-2007, 06:24 PM
At my school, the supposedly "smart" kids are all cheaters who get away with murder because the teachers think they're saints. I have no clue if those are the popular kids (or if it's even possible to have "popular kids" in a school of 3,200), but I find that generally the people worth talking to are in mainstream classes.

But, to get back on topic, I'm too cool for prom, too.

Lodat225
10-15-2007, 06:31 PM
Lodat225 > TheOldMark.

That's not a compliment. :mad:

T-6005
10-15-2007, 07:11 PM
I was too cool for prom.

My ex (how surprising) was unimpressed.

Sin Studly
10-15-2007, 07:35 PM
Sex tips for wishomie...

1. Get a vasectomy.
2. Ensure that your partner has had her tubes tied
3. And preferably a hysterectomy too
4. Wear a condom.
5. Wear a second condom over the first condom.
6. Wear a third condom, just to be safe.
7. Make sure your partner takes the birth control pill.
8. At the point of orgasm, pull out
9. Ensure that your partner takes a morning-after pill
10. Meet up with her six weeks later and punch her in the womb

I don't think any of us can ever be okay with the idea of you having sex, but if you follow all those guidelines, we'll feel a little better about it. Actually, turning gay would be a good idea as well, and will cancel out the need for steps 2 and 3. Have you ever considered becoming gay?

Camel Filters
10-15-2007, 07:58 PM
Have you ever considered becoming gay?

No, but my gf is bi.

Dodongo
10-15-2007, 08:25 PM
No, but my gf is bi.

Than leave the dumb bitch and gather yourself a straight.

JohnnyNemesis
10-15-2007, 09:33 PM
No, but my gf is bi.

In other words, she really, really, REALLY loves attention?

Llamas
10-15-2007, 10:02 PM
In other words, she really, really, REALLY loves attention?

haha I thought the same thing when he said that.

Lizardus
10-15-2007, 11:53 PM
In other words, she really, really, REALLY loves attention?

Or she's very greedy.

Andy
10-16-2007, 10:28 AM
Or she's very greedy.

Or on the flipside, potential for a threesome.

Jakebert
10-16-2007, 10:30 AM
Wait, let's get in the way back machine and take this thread back to our discussion of TheOldMark's defense mechanisms so that this webcomic makes sense:

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7919/20071015ox4.gif

Mannen som blev en gris
10-16-2007, 10:41 AM
What I've found is that people that fit in on the internet BBS's generally fit into real society quite well, despite what most people seem to think. Those people that are socially awkward, can't fit in, ect are the same people that are like that in everyday life.

No. Of course it depends on which community it is you're talking about, but I think it's often the other way around. The people who are really popular in real life sometimes assume they'll also be really popular online, but when they find out it's not always like that, they start to act like Mark. I don't think Mark is socially awkward and can't fit in in real life. But like I said, it depends on the community. If it's something like... MySpace, then yes, what you're saying might be true. But there's this other forum I go to, and some of the most popular people there and the people with the most posts, are those that basically have no life. Some of them have all kinds of Aspergers and depressions and what not, and some are just nerds.

So no, I don't believe you.

Camel Filters
10-16-2007, 01:44 PM
Than leave the dumb bitch and gather yourself a straight.

nah, Not until I get laid. If I dump her before i get laid I may not ever find another girlfriend which means i might die a virgin.

Jakebert
10-16-2007, 02:17 PM
nah, Not until I get laid. If I dump her before i get laid I may not ever find another girlfriend which means i might die a virgin.

QUOTED FOR HILARITY!

Everything I Am
10-16-2007, 02:48 PM
http://www.lemonparty.org/

Lodat225
10-16-2007, 04:35 PM
QUOTED FOR HILARITY!

That was awesome. I almost missed that.

T-6005
10-16-2007, 05:08 PM
The house that Cum built.

Camel Filters
10-16-2007, 05:38 PM
That was awesome. I almost missed that.
What? I was being serious.

0r4ng3
10-16-2007, 05:43 PM
That's what makes it so much better.

Lodat225
10-16-2007, 05:52 PM
What? I was being serious.

But that's kinda sad. You can't get any more girlfriends?

Camel Filters
10-16-2007, 05:58 PM
nope, My friend hooked me up with her. Well i had to do all the talking with her and asking her out but my friend introduced me to her.

Camel Filters
10-17-2007, 04:26 AM
^shut the fuck up

Andy
10-17-2007, 06:35 AM
Well, Newton died a virgin. You'll be in some pretty illustrious company when you kick it.

Sin Studly
10-17-2007, 06:50 AM
Don't forget Plato and Gary Coleman.

Andy
10-17-2007, 06:51 AM
Jesus, every Pope and King Louis XVI

DeAtHsTaR
10-17-2007, 07:49 AM
Who needs sex tips when you have chloroform?

Amiralanal
10-17-2007, 07:55 AM
Who needs sex tips when you have chloroform?

SIG (10)

Lodat225
10-17-2007, 02:07 PM
nope, My friend hooked me up with her. Well i had to do all the talking with her and asking her out but my friend introduced me to her.

Alright, ANDREW LEE PRINGLe.

Just ask your friend to hook you up with another one if things don't work out then.

Ninty Man
10-17-2007, 05:05 PM
Jesus, every Pope and King Louis XVI

MMM... The Popes??? HA!

Camel Filters
10-17-2007, 06:01 PM
Alright, ANDREW LEE PRINGLe.

Just ask your friend to hook you up with another one if things don't work out then.

How do you know my full name? And just so everyone knows, I'm not going to die a virgin. Tonight was the night. I made her bleed. hehehehe

coke_a_holic
10-17-2007, 06:02 PM
At least you have true love to keep you together.

BustedKnuckles
10-17-2007, 06:04 PM
Do it anal (http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml #278) and use lots of lube.

Click the link...it won't bite. Just a story.

Camel Filters
10-17-2007, 06:07 PM
At least you have true love to keep you together.

yea, it was a sigh of relief when I finally was doing it.

Myke
10-17-2007, 06:12 PM
Congratulations! Now you can share your immense knoweldge of sex with others!

coke_a_holic
10-17-2007, 06:13 PM
yea, it was a sigh of relief when I finally was doing it.

The blood?

Camel Filters
10-17-2007, 06:17 PM
The blood?

I only made her bleed cause it was her first time.

Myke
10-17-2007, 06:17 PM
I only made her bleed cause it was her first time.

Or maybe she was having her period, LOL!

Camel Filters
10-17-2007, 06:19 PM
Or maybe she was having her period, LOL!

no, she doesn't have her period till the end of the month.

Dodongo
10-17-2007, 06:24 PM
Then be proud you made the bitch bleed. I hope you asked her to make you a sandwhich after you fucked. You deserve a reward.

Camel Filters
10-17-2007, 06:27 PM
nah, after we fucked, we both went outside for a cigerette.

Dodongo
10-17-2007, 06:29 PM
You fucking pussy. You are a disgrace. I hope you choke on your next cigarette, you filthy clamer.

0r4ng3
10-17-2007, 06:30 PM
no, she doesn't have her period till the end of the month.
Or perhaps when she hits puberty?

Lodat225
10-17-2007, 06:52 PM
How do you know my full name? And just so everyone knows, I'm not going to die a virgin. Tonight was the night. I made her bleed. hehehehe

I know everything.

Markus
10-17-2007, 06:55 PM
welcome to manhood.

I am up most enjoyed that you could join us.

Markus
10-17-2007, 06:58 PM
one question though.

When u started to cum, did u thrust your penis into her vagina at a more rapid pace?

Camel Filters
10-17-2007, 07:32 PM
one question though.

When u started to cum, did u thrust your penis into her vagina at a more rapid pace?

yup.................................

T-6005
10-17-2007, 08:06 PM
Hrm. Alright. Fair enough.

On a personal and non age of consent note, I always thought losing my virginity would be somehow momentous and make me into a different (more insightful better cooler closer to total knowledge) person, and then I figured out the truth.

Sex is fun, but it's not exactly the life-changing experience it's cracked out to be by non-virgins.

Dodongo
10-17-2007, 08:07 PM
No, you just have to do it right. But you're a Canadian, so I understand.

Jakebert
10-17-2007, 08:37 PM
This thread kind of got creepy as soon as he revealed that he got some.

Little_Miss_1565
10-17-2007, 08:41 PM
This thread kind of got creepy as soon as he revealed that he got some.

You mean it wasn't creepy when he revealed her age?

Jakebert
10-17-2007, 08:42 PM
That was creepy, but it got creepier with the fact that he did her.

sKratch
10-17-2007, 09:23 PM
I only made her bleed cause it was her first time.

Or maybe because she's 16. I know we always make jokes on here, but that's actually illegal.

Markus
10-17-2007, 10:11 PM
the fact that they now got their first fuck outta the way, and will now be fucking on a weekly/possibly nighty basis is a bit more creepier.

I still think u should have kept your pants on dude, come on she's 16, youre 20.


however I got one more question for ya.

after you came insider her, assuming you wore a condom (god I hope) how did u dispose of the condom?

JohnnyNemesis
10-18-2007, 12:15 AM
Or perhaps when she hits puberty?

Unbelievably win.


Sex is fun, but it's not exactly the life-changing experience it's cracked out to be by non-virgins.

In terms of perception and thought processes, it changed my life in some ways...mostly because it added a whole new dimension of reality to any thoughts/fantasies/curiosities I had about sex. Fantasies weren't just expressions of mysterious curiosity anymore, they were like...things within the realm of possibility, (even if that possibility was .1 %), things I've actually physically experienced in some way.

I actually all but stopped having those kinds of thoughts about women I knew less often because that added "reality" dimension.

Sin Studly
10-18-2007, 11:14 AM
Jesus, every Pope and King Louis XVI

The Popes? Dude, one of the Popes had a threesome with his mother and his sister on the sacred tombs of Peter and Paul the apostles. The Popes were totally pimp.

Andy
10-18-2007, 11:40 AM
Shit, I've gotta get into religion.

Jojan
10-18-2007, 11:55 AM
Sex is the number six (6) in swedish.

Not Ozymandias
10-18-2007, 12:53 PM
for honest help

go down on her. i haven't met a girl that i hasn't melted before me for this. chicks dig it, and the majority prefer it to actual penetration. do this and she'll pretty much have to let you put it in.
I thought this was Endy the first time I read it.

Sunny
10-18-2007, 01:03 PM
this thread has deteriorated from "kinda lame with occassional win" to "absolutely fucking revolting".