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Valve
10-12-2007, 12:20 PM
Have a nice stay. We'll see ya around. :cool:

JohnnyNemesis
10-12-2007, 12:21 PM
I fucking love this.

mrconeman
10-12-2007, 12:44 PM
That really is a fucking brilliant way to introduce yourself.
Jesus.
Welcome. Please stay.

T-6005
10-12-2007, 01:03 PM
I do like it.

wheelchairman
10-12-2007, 01:10 PM
I don't get it. Someone provide context please.

TBD
10-12-2007, 01:53 PM
I had class this morning, and my stomach hurt the entire time, cause I had to take a shit. Don't you hate that feeling?

JohnnyNemesis
10-12-2007, 01:55 PM
Yeah. To solve that problem, I usually take a shit.

GUSH7
10-12-2007, 02:06 PM
You can't really take a shit in class though. Unless it's music class.

JohnnyNemesis
10-12-2007, 02:23 PM
Someday, we'll have prayer AND bathrooms back in our schools.

TBD
10-12-2007, 02:27 PM
I hate rushing my shits, I like to take my damn sweet time. Plus I can't miss that much class time, law school is srs bsns.

JohnnyNemesis
10-12-2007, 02:29 PM
I hear ya. The best shits are the ones where I can sit down and really get some thinking done.

TBD
10-12-2007, 02:31 PM
I think I could read War and Peace in 50 shits.

Valve
10-12-2007, 03:35 PM
Lol yeah. I hate that feeling.
Also, you forgot to mention that the school toilets are so fucking nasty. They smell like shit, and it's piss all over the floor, since the little kids can't aim. Nor can they flush. Well. Not that i aim like hell when i take a piss on the school toilets. I do at home though, for you ladies over tharr, i care for ya. Anyhow, in the public toilets it happens that i miss on purpose, just because the cleaningladies should have something to get their salary for. And im talking a whole lot of bullshit and i should probably stop.

Summary of the over:
Public toilets suck. No wait.

Kids suck.

Jakebert
10-12-2007, 04:31 PM
I <3 Valve.

BustedKnuckles
10-12-2007, 04:33 PM
You think that normal school toilets suck...try dormitory toilets. Yum...VD.

PS: Jakebert...Dr. Cox totally kicks House's crippled ass.

Andy
10-13-2007, 01:49 AM
However, House is played by an English comedian, so he automatically gets the win.

Valve
10-13-2007, 11:54 AM
You think that normal school toilets suck...try dormitory toilets. Yum...VD.

PS: Jakebert...Dr. Cox totally kicks House's crippled ass.



NO!
Because Dr. Cox doesn't say "Test it for tuberous scerosis" or "It's lupus" in each episode. So Dr. Cox faels.

Andy
10-13-2007, 08:08 PM
"It's lupus" in each episode.

I love that, because in the area I work we have a SLE (Lupus) clinic every wednesday and whenever I work it I hear George Costanza and Gregory House in equal measures. It makes for a good midweek.

Dr. House also goes on about Vasculitis - which we have a clinic for on thursday afternoons.

Valve
10-14-2007, 01:46 AM
I love that, because in the area I work we have a SLE (Lupus) clinic every wednesday and whenever I work it I hear George Costanza and Gregory House in equal measures. It makes for a good midweek.

Dr. House also goes on about Vasculitis - which we have a clinic for on thursday afternoons.

Rofl. When i first saw house, like the two first episodes, i thought the diseases were fake. But i wikipedia'ed it and found out that it was really disgusting diseases, like the tuberous sclerosis. Click the link on your own cost.
I wont pay for cleaning service. Just like a warning.

I warn ya. (http://cnserver0.nkf.med.ualberta.ca/cn/Schrier/Vol2/F3462%20copy.jpg)