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JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2007, 08:12 AM
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, but it's sure as hell real fuckin' close. (https://vspace.vassar.edu/rialmonte/Other/Sex%20Dwarf.mp3?uniq=k771su)

It's also effing awesome. Lawl.

BREAK
11-28-2007, 08:29 AM
I was all set to disagree, but then that repetitive synth riff came in (oo-wee-oo-oo-oo! OO-wee-oo-oo-oo!) and I had to reconsider. THAT is some seriously limp-wristed, lisp-talking, flaming rainbow faggot-ass shit! The rest of the song would be only mildly gay without it.

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2007, 08:38 AM
I dunno, I think his little accent when he says "SEX Dwarf!" gays it up nicely for me.

But yeah, I'm with you.

ruroken
11-28-2007, 08:38 AM
Um, no, Rick. Soramimi Cake is the gayest song ever (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UDILH1R8)

Lu, La Lu, La everyone must hear this song!


edit; wait, no this is the gayest song ever. wtf Rick you fag

Little_Miss_1565
11-28-2007, 08:40 AM
No no. Go find "Rainbow Stylin" by Similou. Gayest. Song. Ever.

Vera
11-28-2007, 08:48 AM
The most literally gay song I know of is "Homojen kevät" by Men2Men. It's Finnish rap (the makers dubbed it Rectal hiphop) about gay sex.

One of these days I will translate it because the lyrics are just ingenious.

ruroken
11-28-2007, 08:54 AM
Fuck this. It's "Faggot" by Mindless Self Indulgence.

i been denied all the best ultrasex
i been denied all the best ultrasex

i - i tried to consume just like a super faggot
i got some dude
how can y'all bring a muthafucka something so good he couldn't say no
you nailed me hard
i love 'em when they don't give a motherfucking shit
i could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
oh - dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it with the...

i been denied all the best ultra sex
i been denied all the best ultra sex

i - i could've been a star
it freaks me out when i sound just like my mom
i could've rocked the spot
instead of being just another faggot like i am
i played that shit straight
blowin' suckas on the side hopin' i get laid
now everybody knows
no way in hell i can ever live it down

dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
ow - dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it with the...

i could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

i been denied all the best ultra sex
i been denied all the best ultra sex
molest
a faggot faggot faggot faggot

Professor Chaos
11-28-2007, 10:19 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U6bGW4ShpNU


/thread

Dexter_Kyle
11-28-2007, 11:12 AM
Listen to "Don" by an Argentine group called Miranda! (that's right, with the exclamation sign) it's definitely one of the gayest songs I've heard in my life, it's so unbeareable I can't even listen to that shit again, and I've only listened to it twice and by unfortunate accident.
Another gay song maybe, "He's so gay" by Frank Zappa, although it's clearly intentional, so it may not be as purely gay as the other songs you guys have mentioned. But maybe those songs could have been "gay" in an intentional way as well so I really don't know xD.

SkunkIt
11-28-2007, 11:22 AM
Sorry, but Professor Chaos wins.

coke_a_holic
11-28-2007, 12:03 PM
I refuse to believe no one posted What What (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU).

I contend that this is the gayest song ever, though without the music video, it would be more debatable.

Sham
11-28-2007, 12:04 PM
The link doesn't work for me.

I guess it's a sign that I'm heterosexual. Woot!

All About Eve
11-28-2007, 12:06 PM
I refuse to believe no one posted What What (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU).

I contend that this is the gayest song ever, though without the music video, it would be more debatable.
I generally agree.

"She's My Man" and "Filthy / Gorgeous" along with other Scissor Sisters songs would be in the running, as well.

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2007, 12:07 PM
Nothing before "What What" came close to Sex Dwarf.

But "What What" wins.

All About Eve
11-28-2007, 12:09 PM
Ricky looks like Samwell etc.

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2007, 09:59 PM
I lawled.

WebDudette
11-28-2007, 10:16 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U6bGW4ShpNU


/thread

Uhh... fucking wow. That was pretty awesome though.

As far as being extremely gay, without blatantly saying it "What's Your Name' still takes the cake.


I refuse to believe no one posted What What (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU).


That was impressively gay.

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2007, 10:19 PM
As far as being extremely gay, without blatantly saying it "What's Your Name' still takes the cake.

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

You're such a pretty boy. Hey Hey, what's your name?

Ken Laszlo is pretty explicit in his gayness. But he actually sings real and sophisticated love songs to other men, so it's not like...funny or even surprising. Just a dude doin' this thing.

DexterWannabe
11-28-2007, 10:26 PM
Ween - The Homo Rainbow

XYlophonetreeZ
11-29-2007, 12:21 AM
Um yeah so I looked this up and we've neglected a very important detail up until now. THIS IS SOFT CELL!! MOTHERFUCKING SOFT FUCKING CELL!!!!!!whatthefukcwhatthefuckwhatthefuckthwahit uchitkfuck

And yeah, this is fucking FLAMING.

Vera
11-29-2007, 03:11 PM
I translated Homojen Kevät lyrics...

vain mies voi tietää mikä mieheen sattuu // Only a man can know what will hurt another man
ja vain mies voi tietää mikä mieheen mahtuu // and only a man can know what fits into another man
meil kesti hetki tajuta et // It took us a while to realize that
seksi miesten kanssa lisää nautintoa monenkertasesti // sex with men multiplies the pleasure
mut hei, se löytää joka jaksaa ettii // But hey, he who searches, will also find
se taas todistettii täs on kolme esimerkkii // once again it was proven, here are three examples

en ois koskaa uskonu et // I would've never thought that
jotku paikat ihmisvartalos voi olla niin kosketusherkkii // some places in the body can be so sensitive to the touch
te ootte opettanu mulle paljon uutta // You have taught me so many new things
niin monta eri tapaa käyttää suuta // so many different ways to use my mouth
vittuun vitut mä en tarvii muuta // fuck pussies, I don't need anything other *
ku silloin tällöin vähä rakkauden luuta // than the bone of love every once in a while
saan teiän kainalosta joka aamu herätä // I can wake up in your arms every morning
enkä kaipaa enää takas vanhaa heteroelämään // and don't want back to my old straight life
mä haluun teiän kans vaa kokemuksii kerätä // I just want to experience things with you
yhdessä kohti huomista // Together towards the tomorrow
kohti homojen kevättä // To the spring of gays**

* When a person in Finnish tells somebody to "fuck off", they're literally saying "go to the pussy" so the genius of this line is, he's basically saying, "pussies to the pussy!" aka "fuck pussies, I don't need 'em anymore". XDDDD

** "Voi vittujen kevät!" literally means, "oh the spring of cunts!" but it's equivalent to "oh for fuck's sake!".. A person could also say "voi homojen kevät!", hence the word play here.

Kaks miestä // Two men
vierekkäin sängyssä painii // wrestling together in bed
tää on taidetta eikä tähän tarvi naisii // This is art, and women aren't needed
moni jo kaapista ulos astunu // Many have already stepped out of the closet
moni toisen miehen hyväilystä kostunu // many have enjoyed the touch of another man*
rakastan tätä, rakastan miehii // I love this, I love men
niit voimakkaita lihaksii, peniksii pienii // those strong muscles, small penises
koko ei merkkaa, vaan ne hellä otteet // Size doesn't matter, being gentle does
mies, mä haluun jutella ja antaa pelkän tunteen lentää // Man, I want to talk and just let the feeling fly
vapaana miehiseen sydämeen // freely to a manly heart
sä fiilaat kunnon miehii, mä tiesin yhä sen // You fuck proper men, I still knew that**
ku tulin takas sun luo ja halusin rakkautta // when I came to you and wanted love
ilta voidaan viedä loppuun vain kalusi kautta // the night can only be concluded through your cock

* Literally translates "many have gotten wet from another man's caress".

** The slang "fiilata" I suppose could also mean "feel" as in, "you love proper men" and the word itself comes from the Swedish 'vila', to relax.. But I think given the context, it definitely means fuck.

vain mies osaa koskettaa miestä // Only a man can touch another
sinä ja minä, kostutaan hiestä // You and me, get damp with sweat
mun mielestä oot tosi lutunen // I think you're really adorable
ku herään sun vierestä olo on niin kotonen // when I wake up next to you, I feel so at home
pekka, sä todella kosketit mua // Pekka, you really touched me
pekka, taisin suhun rakastua // Pekka, I think I fell in love with you
mut en uskalla vielä sitoutua joten pekka // but I don't want to commit so Pekka
annetaan tän jutun hautua // let's let this thing brew
herään, mut sä nukut vielä // I wake up, but you're still asleep
teeskentelet vain, kyl mä sut tiedän // You're just pretending, I know you
kutitan sua, ihan joka paikasta // I tickle you all over
olet hiljaa, puret hammasta // you're quiet, clenching your teeth
yhtäkkiä sun suloinen nauru kaikuu kattohuoneistossa // Suddenly your lovely laughter echoes in the penthouse
hetkessä sä oot syvällä meikän suolistossa // in a second you're deep in my intestines
se tekee siellä ihmeitä // it's working wonders there
myötäilen sun liikkeitä // I follow your movements

Song dl: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H75GMOCZ

Vera
11-30-2007, 08:18 AM
I rest my case?

T-6005
11-30-2007, 08:21 AM
Yeah, that's pretty gay alright.

leo3375
11-30-2007, 08:46 AM
Um yeah so I looked this up and we've neglected a very important detail up until now. THIS IS SOFT CELL!! MOTHERFUCKING SOFT FUCKING CELL!!!!!!whatthefukcwhatthefuckwhatthefuckthwahit uchitkfuck

And yeah, this is fucking FLAMING.

Try to find the uncensored music video of this song. It's pretty entertaining! :D

And here's another cover of "Sex Dwarf:"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDFWk8OEFdM

As for my picks:
"Tarzan Boy," Baltimora
"You Spin Me (Like A Record)," Dead Or Alive
"I'm Too Sexy," Right Said Fred
"It's Raining Men," The Weathergirls
"Deeper And Deeper," Madonna
"Gay Bar," Electric Six
"Dancing Queen," ABBA
"Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)," Rozalla
"100% Pure Love," Crystal Waters
"Homo Christmas," Pansy Division

Little_Miss_1565
11-30-2007, 10:01 AM
Ken Laszlo is pretty explicit in his gayness. But he actually sings real and sophisticated love songs to other men, so it's not like...funny or even surprising. Just a dude doin' this thing.

Yeah, Stephin Merritt of the Magnetic Fiends is the same way. Some of the most devastating lines in love songs ever. "Cuz I always say I love you / When I mean Turn out the light / And I say Let's run away/ When I just mean Stay the night / But the words you want to hear / You will never hear from me / I'll never stay to say / Happy Anniversary."

And they're about dudes. The luckiest dudes in the entire universe.

H1T_That
11-30-2007, 10:45 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U6bGW4ShpNU


/thread

That was so gay, it just turned me gay.

Camilamazed
12-01-2007, 10:08 AM
That's the reason nobody tries latin music.

Locomia

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GUAO7OaGKxU

Menudo

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AfpXYJrFH1w

This can give you good laughs. Just like Speakguy.