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Davo
02-07-2008, 05:30 AM
I am Davo. Who love me?

Davo
02-07-2008, 06:24 AM
Are you man or woman?

Endymion
02-07-2008, 07:34 AM
i are man. i are loving you in anus. you are bleed.

Meg
02-07-2008, 07:36 AM
Man or Woman? You've ruled out hermaphrodites then.

Sunny
02-07-2008, 07:41 AM
i are man. i are loving you in anus. you are bleed.

oh my fucking god. <3

Davo
02-07-2008, 07:41 AM
Somebody deleted 2nd post.


I love you.

Davo
02-07-2008, 08:22 AM
Who love me? Anyone else?

Markus
02-07-2008, 08:23 AM
I love you Davo, can we be friends?

Jakebert
02-07-2008, 08:38 AM
I told you Davo, I love you, I'm just not in love with you.

Davo
02-07-2008, 09:02 AM
I told you Davo, I love you, I'm just not in love with you.

Why???????????????

Davo
02-07-2008, 09:03 AM
I love you Davo, can we be friends?

You don't like as woman.

holland25
02-07-2008, 09:06 AM
He does, he's gay

And I love you too :rolleyes:

Davo
02-07-2008, 09:11 AM
When any woman write it, too?

Thank you dear gays.

JohnnyNemesis
02-07-2008, 10:53 AM
You're welcome.

0r4ng3
02-07-2008, 02:53 PM
I'd say something like "me love you long time", but that's just lazy writing.

Sidewinder
02-07-2008, 03:01 PM
Only gays truly love.

Jakebert
02-07-2008, 03:02 PM
I'd say something like "me love you long time", but that's just lazy writing.

ME RUV U RONG TYME.

0r4ng3
02-07-2008, 03:05 PM
That's better.

SUCKY SUCKY FIVE DOLLAH

I feel kind of guilty doing this on New Year's.

Jakebert
02-07-2008, 04:00 PM
The Seinfeld with the white lady who pretended to be Chinese was on last night. Good episode.

WebDudette
02-07-2008, 04:45 PM
DVNO
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
...
No need to ask my name
To figure out how cool I am.

Wait, what?

DVNO>Davo

JohnnyNemesis
02-07-2008, 04:50 PM
The Seinfeld with the white lady who pretended to be Chinese was on last night. Good episode.

Donna Chang! <3 <3 <3

Jakebert
02-07-2008, 05:06 PM
"You're not Chinese? That's it, WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE!"
"You want a divorce? YOU GOT IT!!!!"

ninthlayer
02-07-2008, 05:55 PM
Brock paced the length of the PokéCenter. It had been a long day for our young heroes, but Brock couldn't sleep.

"Hey there tiger." Ash purred, interrupting Brock's train of thought.
"Oh, uh, hi Ash!" Brock replied, stumbling over his words at the site of the brunette bombshell.
"I know what you're thinking, because I'm thinking it too. We've been wandering this continent for a long time together Brock. Did you think that I was blind? Did you think that I never caught those glances that you consistently throw my way?"
"Uh, er, Ash... this is-"
"Don't worry Brock, we'll be fine. Now, come show me what's up."
"Just wait there Ash. Do you take me for some kind of bitch?"
"Well..."
"Okay then, I guess I'll have to show you what's up!"

Brock suddenly pounced, knocking Ash facedown onto the cold tile floor.
"Whoa there tiger, slow down!" Ash yelped. Too bad Brock wasn't having any of that. In a fit of passion Brock tore the young PokéMaster's pants down to Ash's shaking knees. With a single circular motion Brock spun the prime piece of meat onto his back, exposing the pulsating fuckstick that had been hidden in a denim prison.

"Let's see what this thing can do!" Brock squealed as he began to violent tug the veiny manmeat.
"Oh God Brock, too much friction!" Ash shouted as the older male furiously tugged the dick raw with his calloused hands. Without saying a word Brock suddenly stopped tugging the purpleheaded nervecluster and dropped to his knees.
"I want to taste it! Give it to me!" Brock shouted as he jammed the raw and bleeding cock into his mouth. "Hmmprh, so fucking hmmm good!" Brock raked his teeth across the young stud's meat to further assert his dominance.

"Enough fucking around, let's do this!" Brock commanded his fucktoy, pulling the bleeding mess from the ground and bending it over the nearest chair. Without waiting for his friend to respond Brock dropped his own pants, revealing a dick that would make Snorlax blush.

Tears fell freely from Ash's eyes as Brock's massive meat tore the young Pokémaster's tight and pink anus wide open. "Oh God Brock, too much! Too mu-uh-uh-uh-uch!" Ash screamed in agony.

At this point Pikachu became alert to his master's cries and rushed into the room to find out what was wrong. "Pika pika pika PIKA! PIKACHU! Pika pika-CHU!!!!"

"Fucking yellow rat." Brock muttered as he withdrew from the bloody chasm that was once a tight virginal asshole. Like a father scorned, Brock popped Pikachu in the face and tossed the pokémon across the room into a chair. "Time to take my prize!" Brock declared as he re-mounted Ash.

"Brock, please, no... I can't take it! It's too much!"
"Too late, you can't stop the bum rush! Lololololo, take this white boy!"

Brock began furiously pumping away once more, inching further in with each thrust. "Take it dirty. Take it! Take it! Take it, you snotty little brat! That sweet piece of trim Misty belongs to me, you hear it faggot? She loooooooves this veiny fuckstick and your shit just can't compare!"

As Brock approached climax Ash began to lose consciousness. He looked across the room at his young Pikachu, laid out cold by the big buck nigger Brock. A final tear fell from Ash's eye and he knew no more.

Brock continued to rail the corpse of his friend long after it had gone cold, finally ending the marathon session by snapping the neck of his pleasure hole and skeet skeet skeeting all over the comatose Pikachu on the waiting room chair.

"I'll be taking this back." Brock proclaimed as he retrieved the badge he had once given Ash, so long ago when the rising Pokéstar had bested him in his own gym. "Who's the Pokémaster now, faggot?"

Jakebert
02-07-2008, 05:58 PM
The only thing of that that I actually saw while skimming that was "No Brock, I can't take it, it's too much".

I did not read anymore.

WebDudette
02-07-2008, 06:00 PM
That was the greatest story ever told...

ninthlayer
02-07-2008, 06:01 PM
That sweet piece of trim Misty belongs to me, you hear it faggot? She loooooooves this veiny fuckstick and your shit just can't compare!

holland25
02-08-2008, 12:48 AM
Pika pika pika PIKA! PIKACHU! Pika pika-CHU!!!!

My all time favourite movie quote :D

ninthlayer
02-08-2008, 01:23 AM
Shut the fuck up.

Tomboy Powerhead
02-08-2008, 02:23 AM
i lovez u, but ur n[]t gunna likenessing it. :D Rather be mad than cool (I dunno why!) :music: Do u look like Kurt Cobain/Billie Joe Armstrong/Chester Bennington/Stanislav/Vasil/my sexy girlfriend? If so, I love u :D

P.S. Dex is like my father(twin-brother)and I don't like incests (despite that Incesticide is a cool NIRVI album), so I didn't mention Dexter. :D Hope he'll forgive me :D

Davo
02-08-2008, 04:07 AM
... Do u look like ...my sexy girlfriend? If so, I love u :D ...

I have manroot so I look like your sexy girlfriend. :D

Tomboy Powerhead
02-08-2008, 06:44 AM
Cool, then I'll marry you :D

Davo
02-08-2008, 06:52 AM
OK, but... Do you have any money?

Tomboy Powerhead
02-08-2008, 07:13 AM
No, I'm the godess of the impecuniosity, nice to meet you :D:D:D btw how old are you :hm, should've started with this, shouldn't I?:

JohnnyNemesis
02-08-2008, 08:58 AM
I just read that Poke story the other day via the link in ninthssss sig.

Veiny fucksticks.

Lizardus
02-08-2008, 12:00 PM
Me rape you long and hard.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GUFBE_8jyFM

Markus
02-09-2008, 01:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SuYcf-eqi8

Spelling Corrector
02-09-2008, 04:04 AM
I am Davo. Who love[s] me?


Are you [a] man or [a] woman?


Somebody deleted [the] 2nd [second] post.


Who love[s] me? Anyone else?


You don't like [me as much] as woman [women].


When [is] any [a] woman [going to] write it, too?

Thank you[,] dear gays.


I have [a] manroot[,] so I look like your sexy girlfriend. :D

Phew! Have a nice day!

HeadAroundU
02-09-2008, 04:18 AM
I loves me.

Davo
02-09-2008, 05:53 AM
Thank you very much, Spelling Corrector.


btw how old are you :hm,

I am only 99 years old.

Spelling Corrector
02-09-2008, 06:34 AM
No, I'm the godess [goddess] of the impecuniosity, [it is] nice to meet you[.] :D:D:D btw [By the way,] how old are you[?] :hm, [I] should've started with this, shouldn't I [have]?:

Wow, please watch your mistakes!

Davo
02-09-2008, 06:38 AM
Spelling Corrector, can you be my English teacher?

Spelling Corrector
02-09-2008, 06:39 AM
No, I cannot be your English teacher. However, you can learn from the mistakes I correct.

holland25
02-09-2008, 06:39 AM
ghdfsdfpúsadf fkslfgmgmvxcvmsmp &fjsfgknoipopopo asdnsdnfnfnfnf
awqwengfas... Try correcting this

Davo
02-09-2008, 06:40 AM
No, I cannot be your English teacher. However, you can learn from the mistakes I correct.

Thank you again.:)

Spelling Corrector
02-09-2008, 06:41 AM
ghdfsdfpúsadf fkslfgmgmvxcvmsmp &fjsfgknoipopopo asdnsdnfnfnfnf
awqwengfas... Try correcting this[.]

No, I will not try to correct that filth. It is nothing more than a random bunch of letters.

Davo
02-09-2008, 06:42 AM
g[G]hdfsdfpúsadf fkslfgmgmvxcvmsmp &[ ]fjsfgknoipopopo asdnsdnfnfnfnf
awqwengfas... Try correcting this[.]

OK.

EDIT: Sorry, SC got ahead of me. :D

Spelling Corrector
02-09-2008, 06:42 AM
I love you, Davo.

Davo
02-09-2008, 06:47 AM
Are you a man or a woman?

Spelling Corrector
02-09-2008, 06:48 AM
I am a man.

Davo
02-09-2008, 06:51 AM
Next man???? It doesn't matter.:) Maybe I will a gay. ;)

Spelling Corrector
02-09-2008, 06:53 AM
[Are you the] Next [next] man???? It doesn't matter.:) Maybe I will a [be] gay. ;)

You seem to be improving. I am proud of you.

coke_a_holic
02-09-2008, 09:56 AM
Are you man or woman?

Are you not men?

JohnnyNemesis
02-09-2008, 11:27 AM
That's very win.

Endymion
02-09-2008, 12:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc

ps: last night i ordered a microkorg synth/vocoder and a yamaha keyboard. meaning, soon my grooves will be unleashed upon the world!

holland25
02-09-2008, 02:33 PM
No, I will not try to correct that filth. It is nothing more than a random bunch of letters.

Smart guy! Really!

Davo, I don't love you anymore, cause you seem not to even realize what's your own gender,,, Speak to my elbow, my hand is on vacation.

Harnum
02-09-2008, 06:15 PM
Speak to my elbow, my hand is on vacation.
oooh burnn! ouch! need some icee for that burrrn my frienddd?

Lodat225
02-09-2008, 10:40 PM
Haaaaaaahaha.

Harnum made me LOL.

Davo
02-12-2008, 08:17 AM
Are you not men?
I am a man.


You seem to be improving. I am proud of you.
Thank you again...:)

Tomboy Powerhead
02-13-2008, 03:34 AM
Wow, please watch your mistakes!


retard, shortening isn't a fuckin mistake, it was even an exam in one of the english tests I checked, so gfys :p

GID! (shortened from green kid)

Jakebert
02-13-2008, 06:27 AM
Tomboy, stop spamming threads please.

Davo
02-13-2008, 09:42 AM
The question is: "Who loves me?"

JohnnyNemesis
03-13-2008, 08:10 PM
a dick that would make Snorlax blush.

a dick that would make Snorlax blush.

a dick that would make Snorlax blush.

a dick that would make Snorlax blush.

I feel like this is important to reiterate.

holland25
03-14-2008, 01:43 AM
Ricky bumped the useless thread! He's a loser :rolleyes:

RickyCrack
03-14-2008, 09:43 AM
Dude, Snorlax fucking owns in this movie.
shut the fuck up
Dude, Snorlax is holding on to all the fucking pokemon. Only Snorlax could do that shit.
oh look jigglypuff.
You fucking dick, that's Wigglytuff.

JohnnyNemesis
03-14-2008, 09:50 AM
Ricky bumped the useless thread! He's a loser :rolleyes:

A dick.

That would make.

Snorlax.

Blush.

Think about it.

holland25
03-14-2008, 02:05 PM
I did. Nothing came through my mind.

HeadAroundU
03-14-2008, 04:57 PM
Davo, I love you sooo muxch I'll be your father if you want!

I know that's gonna be noObish but what's Snorlax! I'm lazy(abd drukn) to check urban dictionary!

Apathy
03-14-2008, 08:33 PM
Snorlax is the name of a Pokemon. I'm not sure if he'd be in the urban dictionary.

Davo
03-15-2008, 05:57 AM
Davo, I love you sooo muxch I'll be your father if you want!

OK. All I Want....:D

holland25
03-16-2008, 01:49 AM
Davo, I love you sooo muxch I'll be your father if you want!

You really wanna take care about someone like Davo? Weren't you drunk when you wrote it? :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-16-2008, 02:03 AM
Why hasn't this shit been nerfed?

IamSam
03-16-2008, 02:47 AM
Why hasn't this shit been nerfed?

What else is there to talk about? Besides certain individuals with large dicks. With rotating heads, I might add.