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Disa
02-17-2008, 06:58 AM
House clean, guitar/bassguitar/keyboard player needs new home. :D
Can be trained(slaved) to do all kind of household chores.
Any country is ok. as long as its not Finland or Sweden.

Im (extremly bored)fed up with Finland and it people, weather, oxygen, forest, thousands lakes and so on.

/100% Spam/

wheelchairman
02-17-2008, 07:30 AM
Well I'd have to pay for your food (that sucks) and would be forced to hear all your horrible music. No thanks!

Although tempting offer, having a person who would literally do all the housework.

But that's what I have Maartje for.

HornyPope
02-17-2008, 08:06 AM
Post pics.

Disa
02-17-2008, 08:39 AM
Post pics.
Ya wish. No No No... Not with that nick:D

HornyPope
02-17-2008, 09:13 AM
I'll let you in on a secret. I'm not really a pope.

Faded_Ghost
02-17-2008, 09:31 AM
Well yu can sleep on my roof

Cock Joke
02-17-2008, 09:49 AM
I'll let you in on a secret. I'm not really a pope.

HA! Nice.

I'll tell you what. The "household chores" thing is a good offer, but I'm a have to pass. Too much other shit goin' on down here.

Disa
02-17-2008, 10:09 AM
Well yu can sleep on my roof

Can i have an umberella?*puppy face*


I'll let you in on a secret. I'm not really a pope.
I´m amazed

Linda
02-17-2008, 10:36 AM
Watch the movie, Glass House, and you won't want to be adopted anymore!

Faded_Ghost
02-17-2008, 01:33 PM
Hey Linda.

Are you the same linda that used to piss everyone off?

Llamas
02-17-2008, 05:04 PM
House clean, guitar/bassguitar/keyboard player needs new home. :D
Can be trained(slaved) to do all kind of household chores.
Any country is ok. as long as its not Finland or Sweden.

Im (extremly bored)fed up with Finland and it people, weather, oxygen, forest, thousands lakes and so on.

/100% Spam/

I'd offer, but Minnesota has the same weather, forests, and thousands of lakes as Finland. Plus the people here share a lot of personality bits with Finns, for some reason. So probably not the best option for ya. ;)

Andy
02-17-2008, 07:11 PM
I'd offer, but from your posts you seem irritating.

the_offsprings_monkey
02-17-2008, 07:22 PM
I'd offer, but you come across as abit of a cunt. Like you'd eat all my food an take advantage coming home at all hours an whatnot.

Sounds like me when I go home actually. :/

Lizardus
02-17-2008, 07:25 PM
Where's that SNL sketch when you need it...

Andy
02-17-2008, 07:28 PM
Where's that SNL sketch when you need it...

Er, YouTube?

ninthlayer
02-17-2008, 07:37 PM
Re you the same linda that used to p*ss everyone off?
1. You quoted the wrong post.
2. "Re" is the worst bastardization of the English language I've ever encountered, srsly.
3. It's piss. Don't be a fucking pussy.
4. It's the same Linda, but framing your question in such a way was fucking stupid.
5. Kill yourself.

WebDudette
02-17-2008, 08:38 PM
Age?
Race?
Sex?
Height?
Weight?

These are all things I need to know before considering you.

Andy
02-17-2008, 08:41 PM
Not to mention we need to know your stance on fellatio for food.

WebDudette
02-17-2008, 08:51 PM
I have a whole list of questions regarding things like that.

Part II of my adoption process.

Sunny
02-17-2008, 09:29 PM
tits or gtfo.

Faded_Ghost
02-18-2008, 08:28 AM
1. You quoted the wrong post.
2. "Re" is the worst bastardization of the English language I've ever encountered, srsly.
3. It's piss. Don't be a fucking pussy.
4. It's the same Linda, but framing your question in such a way was fucking stupid.
5. Kill yourself.
1. my bad, other forums do it differently
2. re was a typo of are, wanker.....*edit* its also a real word...unlike "srsly"......
3. I don't remember what the policy was douche. I haven't been here in years. plus the less you swear the more effective it is when you do. But I'll make an exception for you since it seems like the best way to go down to your level.
4. stfu don't act like a twat I can write questions how I want.
5. no
/fail

also
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k154/Chaich/Kill.gif

Disa
02-18-2008, 08:49 AM
Re you the same linda that used to p*ss everyone off?
No, sorry i´m not


I'd offer, but from your posts you seem irritating.
I might be very un-irritating in real life..


Age?
Race?
Sex?
Height?
Weight?

2. European...i think..
3. Girl
4. Too long
5. Enough, but not too much:D


I'd offer, but Minnesota has the same weather, forests, and thousands of lakes as Finland. Plus the people here share a lot of personality bits with Finns, for some reason. So probably not the best option for ya. ;)
Minnesota would be just fine!

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-19-2008, 03:57 AM
I agree with Andy. You seem too irritating.

Vera
02-19-2008, 04:45 AM
Soitto vaan sosiaaliviranomaisille jos ei oma perhe miellyt. Ja jos muualle mielii asumaan niin vaihtariks sitten joskus?

Kuinka vanha oot? Vaikutat aika nuorelta..

Apathy
02-19-2008, 05:19 AM
4. Too long
5. Enough, but not too much:D



This means she's 7'8'' and 400 lbs.

Non-specificity really gives away more sometimes.

Disa
02-20-2008, 06:25 AM
Okey, now i dont know how to put this but this thread arent made by me .:mad:

Might be my older or younger bro, who is again joking with me (or wants me out of here very desperately) or some of my cousins who visited here recently.

Believe or not but im not the moron behind this shit.

Could this be closed?

the_offsprings_monkey
02-22-2008, 05:55 PM
Look out for that bullshit!

Cock Joke
02-22-2008, 05:58 PM
We believe you.:)

Andy
02-22-2008, 07:49 PM
I agree with Andy.

God, I've missed you.

Disa
02-24-2008, 11:54 AM
We believe you.:)

Nice to hear...


Im gonna have my revenge >:-) Any nasty ideas?

Vera
02-24-2008, 12:02 PM
It's okay to admit to making stupid threads, I've made quite a few myself. *shrugs*

But if you want it deleted/closed, PM a mod.

Cock Joke
02-24-2008, 12:59 PM
Nice to hear...


Im gonna have my revenge >:-) Any nasty ideas?

Do any of these people have myspaces, facebooks, or youtubes? Hack into one of their accounts and start spamming all over the place! Make them look like total idiots.

Here's another good one! Video tape them doing something embarrassing, shameful, or anything they don't want the public to see! I.E. masturbating, playing with a teddy, masturbating to a teddy, etc. Then, put the video on youtube!

Have fun and report back ASAP!!!

wheelchairman
02-24-2008, 01:12 PM
You're not very smart cockjoke.

Clearly Disa is lying.

Cock Joke
02-24-2008, 01:13 PM
I may not be smart, but I am 99.9% sure that this person is telling the truth! Besides, youtube pwns are the greatest, aren't they?

Nazz
02-24-2008, 01:17 PM
1. You quoted the wrong post.
2. "Re" is the worst bastardization of the English language I've ever encountered, srsly.
3. It's piss. Don't be a fucking pussy.
4. It's the same Linda, but framing your question in such a way was fucking stupid.
5. Kill yourself.

Seconded
(Ten Characters)

JohnnyNemesis
02-24-2008, 01:53 PM
Besides, youtube pwns are the greatest, aren't they?

I disagree. They're usually boring, hard to watch, or not really filled with the kind of pwnage worthy of video!

Disa
02-25-2008, 11:10 AM
Clearly Disa is lying.

I was waiting for this:rolleyes: but im not lying.

Why would i do thread and then say i made it, if ididnt? How stupid do you think i am?

Vera
02-25-2008, 11:14 AM
Because sometimes when people make threads they think are cool and then the replies to the thread show them that the thread is, in fact, not cool at all, they regret it so much they will lie and say "I didn't post this" and "must've been my little brother or something" and hope everybody believes them.

With that said, if you really want it close, contact a moderator.

If you want to keep this debate going, go ahead and let it.

Faded_Ghost
02-25-2008, 11:17 AM
Because sometimes when people make threads they think are cool and then the replies to the thread show them that the thread is, in fact, not cool at all, they regret it so much they will lie and say "I didn't post this" and "must've been my little brother or something" and hope everybody believes them.

With that said, if you really want it close, contact a moderator.

If you want to keep this debate going, go ahead and let it.
The experiment thing is pretty common too....

Duskygrin
02-25-2008, 12:46 PM
Hey Linda.

Are you the same linda that used to piss everyone off?

Meet Jumbo Dumbo, the guy who pushes stupidity to limits unheard-of.

the_offsprings_monkey
02-26-2008, 05:46 AM
I was waiting for this:rolleyes: but im not lying.

Why would i do thread and then say i made it, if ididnt? How stupid do you think i am?

Very.


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Davo
02-26-2008, 05:59 AM
House clean, guitar/bassguitar/keyboard player needs new home. :D
Can be trained(slaved) to do all kind of household chores.
Any country is ok. as long as its not Finland or Sweden.

Im (extremly bored)fed up with Finland and it people, weather, oxygen, forest, thousands lakes and so on.

/100% Spam/

I am from Slovakia and I have very dirty toilet, so I want to adopt you.:)

Disa
02-26-2008, 06:26 AM
Because sometimes when people make threads they think are cool and then the replies to the thread show them that the thread is, in fact, not cool at all, they regret it so much they will lie and say "I didn't post this" and "must've been my little brother or something" and hope everybody believes them.

With that said, if you really want it close, contact a moderator.

If you want to keep this debate going, go ahead and let it.

I can see you havent have to live with my family members:) I understand that it seems like ive done this, but no.
And i have sent PM to moderators.

Rocky-girl
03-16-2008, 10:51 AM
Adoption? Is it still alive here?