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RickyCrack
02-17-2008, 01:06 PM
i may have gotten somebody pregnant. If you know anything about iud's (cervical implants) plz drop some science on me.

Jakebert
02-17-2008, 01:08 PM
Make her call the abortion clinic on her hamburger phone.

All unfunny jokes aside, I have no idea about that. But I can relate that the first time I had sex, it was with a girl who turned out to be crazy and was convinced that she was pregnant even though I a.) used a condom and b.) still pulled out out of extra precaution.

wheelchairman
02-17-2008, 01:10 PM
If she has an IUD it should be impossible.

JohnnyNemesis
02-17-2008, 01:12 PM
a.) used a condom and b.) still pulled out out of extra precaution.

Wouldn't those two together be more likely to get her pregnant, what with the potential spillage and all?


If she has an IUD it should be impossible.

Yeah, exactly.

RickyCrack
02-17-2008, 01:14 PM
That's what i thought, but apparently she took two piss tests and they came out positive. I'm quite freaked out because I stopped doing anything sexual with her a month ago. I'm hoping these tests aren't reliable or she read them wrong, or she's pulling my shit.

wheelchairman
02-17-2008, 01:15 PM
If TV has taught me anything, those tests are unreliable.

Jakebert
02-17-2008, 01:20 PM
Wouldn't those two together be more likely to get her pregnant, what with the potential spillage and all?

No because, not to be too graphic, I finished on her face. That's right, on my first time in, I gave a facial. I am man.

Rag Doll
02-17-2008, 01:52 PM
uhhh, like it's been said, IUDs are pretty reliable. it *IS* possible to get pregnant though. she should probably go to her doctor, because if she is pregnant, she really needs to get the IUD removed.

sKratch
02-17-2008, 02:23 PM
I hope it was an awkward accident rather than a planned facial. That'd be great.

In any case, DEMAND A PATERNITY TEST!

JohnnyNemesis
02-17-2008, 02:24 PM
uhhh, like it's been said, IUDs are pretty reliable. it *IS* possible to get pregnant though. she should probably go to her doctor, because if she is pregnant, she really needs to get the IUD removed.

Word up. It's super duper duper duper rare for women with IUDs to get pregnant, but if she is, then she needs to get that shit outta her ASAP. The IUD, I mean.

Amiralanal
02-17-2008, 03:11 PM
That's what i thought, but apparently she took two piss tests and they came out positive. I'm quite freaked out because I stopped doing anything sexual with her a month ago. I'm hoping these tests aren't reliable or she read them wrong, or she's pulling my shit.

Kick her down the stairs and hope for the best.

Endymion
02-17-2008, 03:26 PM
she's probably just fucking with you. stupid crazy bitches.

if it turns out she is knocked up, just sock her in the belly as hard as you can.

mrconeman
02-17-2008, 03:45 PM
just use a mate of mines motto

ninthlayer
02-17-2008, 04:23 PM
Make her call the abortion clinic on her hamburger phone.
It needs to be pointed out that this post is fucking awesome.

Cock Joke
02-17-2008, 05:44 PM
I say just give her anal from now on.

ninthlayer
02-17-2008, 06:12 PM
I stopped doing anything sexual with her a month ago.
Read the content before attempting humor, tryhard.

Lizardus
02-17-2008, 06:51 PM
she's probably just fucking with you. stupid crazy bitches.

if it turns out she is knocked up, just sock her in the belly as hard as you can.

Falcon PUNCH!!!

RickyCrack
02-17-2008, 09:43 PM
It's cool now, i went over there and she was unable to talk because we were both freaked the hell out and she hands me the test and I immediately tell her that the test said she wasn't pregnant -- she read the freaking test wrong and ruined my entire fucking day.

p.s. my brother got married last night.

Lodat225
02-17-2008, 10:08 PM
wow.

DRAMA!

RickyCrack
02-17-2008, 10:12 PM
you'd be freaked out if you stopped bleeding out of your vagina.

0r4ng3
02-17-2008, 10:12 PM
I know I would.

Endymion
02-17-2008, 10:26 PM
hey RC -- just for future reference, how does one misread a pregnancy test?

ps: <3 fagentine
pps: congrats on not being a daddy

Sidewinder
02-17-2008, 10:29 PM
If you never realized that you're colorblind.

Little_Miss_1565
02-17-2008, 10:40 PM
Whew. Congrats, Rickycrack.

JohnnyNemesis
02-17-2008, 10:43 PM
Damn, and I was just about to suggest "taking that bitch on Maury".

RickyCrack
02-17-2008, 11:50 PM
she mistook a squiggly line as being the actual results, when it was just an ink smear or something. Either way there's not going to be little rickycracks running around anytime soon. Although I was kind of looking forward to an out of court settlement and be rich. Also I was kind of proud that my sperm supposedly was so potent and masculine that they ramrodded their way through the iud.

mrconeman
02-17-2008, 11:54 PM
You should have superman'd that ho.

HornyPope
02-18-2008, 01:22 AM
i may have gotten somebody pregnant. If you know anything about iud's (cervical implants) plz drop some science on me.

Lol ilovellamas?

Not like i'm laughing at the situation or anything.

ninthlayer
02-18-2008, 02:02 AM
ps: josh pointed out how socially retarded you've become

Jakebert
02-18-2008, 07:23 AM
I was kind of hoping he'd gotten her pregnant, because I'm sure something amusing may have come out of it.
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/Mr.%20Mom.jpg

Endymion
02-18-2008, 09:56 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/191106~Mrs-Doubtfire-Posters.jpg

H1T_That
02-18-2008, 10:07 AM
This thread is all round awesome.

Congrats on not being a father.

sKratch
02-18-2008, 12:26 PM
p.s. my brother got married last night.

Good thing you found out in time that you didn't give him a bastard son, huh?

Duskygrin
02-18-2008, 12:29 PM
what's a hamburger phone?

Lodat225
02-18-2008, 12:32 PM
what's a hamburger phone?
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50190946/Telephone_Set.jpg + http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/Hamburger2.jpg

Watch Juno.

Duskygrin
02-18-2008, 12:35 PM
never even heard of it... just looks like some random (albeit weirdly-shaped) fixed phone

My immortal
02-18-2008, 06:36 PM
Make her call the abortion clinic on her hamburger phone.



That's from Juno, isn't it?

Endymion
02-18-2008, 06:40 PM
That's from Juno, isn't it?

no, schindler's list.

My immortal
02-18-2008, 06:44 PM
no, schindler's list.

You're being sarcastic, shut up.

WebDudette
02-18-2008, 06:46 PM
You're being a moron, shut up.

It's kind of a shame, I'm sure ninth was looking forward to dressing his Godson similar to this:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a145/SystemSloth/8053f344fd.jpg

My immortal
02-18-2008, 06:50 PM
How am I being a moron?:confused:

ninthlayer
02-18-2008, 07:09 PM
Your username and location for one, faggot.

(Please point out that those are more than one thing so I can point out that you're a bigger fag.)

My immortal
02-18-2008, 07:12 PM
Your username and location for one, faggot

That's a pretty lame reason to call someone a moron or faggot.

WebDudette
02-18-2008, 07:13 PM
Yeah yeah, what ever faggot.

RC, I've got to ask, if for some reason she was pregnant (and you didn't perform a makeshift abortion) what would you have named it?

Endymion
02-18-2008, 07:30 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Anne-Geddes.jpg

RickyCrack
02-19-2008, 01:26 AM
Yeah yeah, what ever faggot.

RC, I've got to ask, if for some reason she was pregnant (and you didn't perform a makeshift abortion) what would you have named it?

Probably Ricky (yea i'd name my kid after the internet). Also me and seanz came up with Stza tha-rizza Gervais.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-19-2008, 03:59 AM
Word up. It's super duper duper duper rare for women with IUDs to get pregnant, but if she is, then she needs to get that shit outta her ASAP.

Choose LYFE!

No seriously, I can't stop giggling.

Nicole
02-19-2008, 08:26 AM
No clue how reliable those pregnancy tests where you pee on a stick are, but she would need to go to her doctor and get confirmation and take that damn thing out. I tried looking up UID but apparently you can spend $125 dollars on med textbooks and still not find this stuff in the index but generally having stuff growing next to something like that is not a good idea and embryos kind of have a habit of growing really quickly and I can't even imagine what kind of complications that would bring up, I'm sure there's ghastly pictures in a textbook that I don't own or something.

Vera
02-19-2008, 08:29 AM
Can I has ur babies lulz?

Sunny
02-19-2008, 08:38 AM
UR BABIEZ
GIVE THEM 2 ME.

:mad:

Vera
02-19-2008, 09:25 AM
My babies, let me show you them.

wheelchairman
02-19-2008, 11:59 AM
I tried looking up UID but apparently you can spend $125 dollars on med textbooks

lol becauses it's IUD, lol.

RickyCrack
02-19-2008, 12:57 PM
Eitherway The original point of this thread is now moot. Plz continue with abortion jokes.

HornyPope
02-19-2008, 01:12 PM
Eitherway The original point of this thread is now moot. Plz continue with abortion jokes.

So who was the chick?

RickyCrack
02-19-2008, 03:12 PM
my neighbor .

Lizardus
02-19-2008, 06:51 PM
My babies, let me show you them.

Nom nom nom!