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TheUnholyNightbringer
02-23-2008, 04:49 PM
When having sex on the beach, watch out for crabs.

Discuss.

the_offsprings_monkey
02-23-2008, 05:08 PM
It's not only on the beach you gotta look out for em!

MrJoe
02-23-2008, 05:13 PM
Thats probably the irony.

IamSam
02-23-2008, 05:34 PM
Also, don't stick your penis into the water jet of a hot tub.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-23-2008, 05:34 PM
Really? Why not?

Wolfbutter
02-23-2008, 05:38 PM
i've never had sex before, so i don't need to worry about it

virgin and proud, motherfuckers

JohnnyNemesis
02-23-2008, 05:45 PM
virgin and proud, motherfuckers

I have this theory that people who say this are the ones who really want to have sex but can't get any...while other people who are virgins actually do have their own reasons for it.

Um. Not that that has anything to do with anything here, of course.

T-6005
02-23-2008, 05:48 PM
This is why you bring a towel.

I enjoy thinking about the metaphorical implications of that.

Wolfbutter
02-23-2008, 05:49 PM
Well, I was just joking, but yeah, I do wanna have sex, it's just that I'm a little too young for that. Probably in a couple of years, because most people don't have sex until like 11th grade.

rusty
02-23-2008, 05:59 PM
Wats the big deal wi sex on the beach, its not as good as it sound, give me the top of a car bonnett any day

Mota Boy
02-23-2008, 06:38 PM
When having sex on the beach, watch out for crabs.

Discuss.I believe proper procedure involves a good combing prior to the event.

Jakebert
02-23-2008, 06:41 PM
i've never had sex before, so i don't need to worry about it

virgin and proud, motherfuckers

Do you like the Foo Fighters?

JohnnyNemesis
02-23-2008, 06:50 PM
Well, I was just joking, but yeah, I do wanna have sex, it's just that I'm a little too young for that. Probably in a couple of years, because most people don't have sex until like 11th grade.

Oh! My mistake. I thought you were much older.


Do you like the Foo Fighters?

I lol'd quite heartily.

Sidewinder
02-23-2008, 08:16 PM
because most people don't have sex until like 11th grade.
You're kidding, right?

Wolfbutter
02-23-2008, 08:26 PM
What? Too young, too old? 16 is the year most kids do it, I presume.

IamSam
02-23-2008, 09:13 PM
Really? Why not?

Picture a penis. As a man, I can say that I'm not attracted to it. Now, picture a penis with no skin. As a human, I can say that I'm not attracted to it. That my friend is what will happen if you stick your penis into a hot tub jet.

IamSam
02-23-2008, 09:14 PM
What? Too young, too old? 16 is the year most kids do it, I presume.

I know some 5th graders that got it on.

HornyPope
02-23-2008, 11:06 PM
This is why you bring a towel.

I enjoy thinking about the metaphorical implications of that.

So what are the metaphorical implications of that?

SkunkIt
02-23-2008, 11:57 PM
I know some 5th graders that got it on.

Wishomie and Buzschism's girlfriends were raped, that's different.

T-6005
02-24-2008, 08:07 AM
So what are the metaphorical implications of that?
I have no idea. I may have had some idea last night, but it's gone now.

Smash punker
02-25-2008, 12:59 AM
When having sex on the beach, watch out for crabs.

Well I know a song called The crab´s got a tough life :D

JoY
02-25-2008, 03:20 AM
when having sex in the forest, watch out for ants.

Wolfbutter, there's not an age to have sex that's right or wrong. just as long as you handle it wisely & the possible consequences. that being said, it's probably not a very good idea to be having sex at a very young age. I don't care if you're proud to be virgin, or actually embarrassed, it doesn't matter anyway. you have no obligation to us to let us know such private things. don't even tell us, even if one of us is asking, why you are or aren't a virgin, that's entirely your business. just go with the flow & see where you'll end up & how things will turn out.

sk8ter-hater
02-25-2008, 07:55 PM
If the crab's looking straight at you, don't worry about it.

Jakebert
02-25-2008, 08:25 PM
The teacher and the principal were in the closet making babies and one of the babies looked at me.

JohnnyNemesis
02-25-2008, 08:35 PM
Does this mean Ms. Krabappel is a virgin too?

HA!

Jakebert
02-25-2008, 08:51 PM
That's not dynamite! It's hotdogs! Armor hot dogs!

My God...what kind of man wears Armor hot dogs?

Mota Boy
02-26-2008, 12:16 AM
This thread needs more puns.

batfish
02-26-2008, 09:38 AM
^ without wanting to sound like a brown-noser, I was very fond of your beach-combing comment.

wheelchairman
02-26-2008, 10:15 AM
I have a bad pun.

What's wrong with crabs? Don't be shelfish!



EDIT: Looking down, I have just noticed my shirt. Thanks to sloppy monday I am wearing a shirt that is about 4 years old. And it's full of bad puns. It's in the form of an ad for whale watching, and it says:

Captain Cumming's
Sperm Whale Watching Tours

"picture of a whale's tail, the caption says:"
Thar she blows!

"Come get an eyeful!"

And this tour is located at
Yermouth, Ma.

So really, today was made for this thread.

Apathy
02-26-2008, 03:07 PM
I know some 5th graders that got it on.

Wolfbutter probably lives in a more suburban area where sometime within 14-18 would probably be a better approximation.