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TheUnholyNightbringer
03-14-2008, 06:13 AM
That's right boys and girls, you have all won the chance to plan.. TUNB's Friday night!

I'm normally happy to stay in on a Friday, but tonight I feel an inexplicable urge to do something. 'cept most of my buddies are working. So far the choices are playing WoW with the missus or watching Star Trek. Not cool.

I've been casting around for things to do and nothing springs to mind. Gief ideas!

wheelchairman
03-14-2008, 06:16 AM
Get stoned and watch star trek?

Take a relative out for dinner and a movie. (or the missus)

Rent a dvd, gather supplies (personally I'm happiest if I got hummus, tzatziki, and other dips in front of me, and some pita bread).

You know, I'm pretty sure that plane tickets to Legoland cost almost nothing? I know they do here. Which is why we'll definitely go at some point.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-14-2008, 06:19 AM
Both taking my folks out and renting a move are pretty good ideas. As you can see, I have no social imagination - I didn't think of either of them.

'course, you missed out alcohol from the supplies. It's a Friday Per, get on the groooovetrain.

wheelchairman
03-14-2008, 06:37 AM
I'm the one organizing a poker night, you're the one taking your parents to the movies OOOOOOH

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-14-2008, 06:45 AM
h8 4 Per.

ooh, Poker Night.. Friday next week is all falling into place. *strokes white cat*

HornyPope
03-14-2008, 07:03 AM
Join facebook, collect a thousand friends and follow their events. There are houseparties and there are theme parties... or stay home, sleep in and do something rewarding starting saturday morning?

Link K2B
03-14-2008, 07:24 AM
I ave an essay to write tonight. It was due last Mmmmonday I think. Prolly wise to get it cracked out.

Alternatively, you could write it for me Nightbringer! Will fill an evenin easy like.

JohnnyNemesis
03-14-2008, 07:45 AM
I suggest getting drank and fightin' somebody.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-14-2008, 07:48 AM
Pssh, oh yeah. Nearest I've ever got to beating someone up while drunk is pushing a cow over.

I didn't actually push a cow over. But I will. Some day.

Sunny
03-14-2008, 01:43 PM
i've always wondered what it is about cow tipping that attracts people. i mean. do the cows make funny sounds? or what?

Cock Joke
03-14-2008, 02:14 PM
Do a barrel roll.

Rag Doll
03-14-2008, 03:00 PM
well, don't do what i'm doing tonight. studying rocks with my boyfriend cause we have a midterm tomorrow. yes, on saturday. =\

nieh
03-14-2008, 05:15 PM
i've always wondered what it is about cow tipping that attracts people. i mean. do the cows make funny sounds? or what?

because they can't get back up.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-16-2008, 02:02 AM
Like, duh.

wheelchairman
03-16-2008, 03:23 AM
because they can't get back up.

I just woke up, so when I first read this I understood "back up" like in the cavalry or something.

Tizzalicious
03-17-2008, 02:59 AM
Star Trek IS cool!

I'm pathetic :(

SkunkIt
03-17-2008, 03:48 AM
Star Trek IS cool!

I agree.


List of things to do:

Go to a Concert
See a movie
Go to a stadium, see a sporting event
Barbeque in the park
Go to a town party/event
Go to a museum (This is usually boring)
Go to the lake/beach/pond - fishing- walk dog with friends- take pictures of geese

Go to an opera/play/ballet
Jam out with other musicians
Go to arcade
See a karate tournament
Snowboarding/ bikeriding/ bmx

Memorize the declaration of independance and recite it to an unsuspecting crowd

Go swimming
Go out to a restaurant
Bake a cake and give it to someone
Learn a song and perfect it in a day

Dress up like an animal of your choice and scare the living crap out of people, by jumping out of stuff, when they least suspect it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-17-2008, 07:05 AM
SkunkIt, considering it's Monday, I think you may be just a smidge late in your reply.

MrJoe
03-17-2008, 03:47 PM
Food for thought next time round though ;)

Andy
03-17-2008, 06:05 PM
You could:

a) Masturbate over a completely new style of pornography
b) Go to your local co-op, get cheap Bavarian Lager and watch TV
c) As "b", but instead of TV you have a Steven Segal marathon
d) As "b" and "c" but Star Wars (the original trilogy)
e) You go to your nearest Public House and consume until vomit is enduced
f) Get into gootball, buy Football Manager '08 and say goodbye to any prior plans for this friday, and next friday, and the friday after...
g) You restart the Great BBS Sims 2 Experiment you started and abandoned last year
h) Cyber-sex an old woman, pretending you're a 17 year old lesbian
i) Buy and complete every edition of Where's Wally? ever published
j) Make the sweet love with your womanz
k) As "b", "c", and "d", but you watch the Alien quadrilology with a good friend whilst drinking White Russians and making humorous observations about how shit the last two films are.
l) Join a cult and become good friends with Travolta
m) Buy Andy a Domino's Pizza. Pepperoni Passion with extra Jalapeno peppers will do.
n) Scare your girlfriend by pretending you woke up with no memory of the last 2 years
o) [Following on from "n"] Find a new girlfriend
p) Report a false bomb scare at Heathrow airport
q) [If "n" or "o" never happened] Convince a male member of your girlfriend's family that you are homosexual
r) Eat 456 bananas, go to your local Accident and Emergency, and complain of kidney pains. See their faces light up when they see your potassium levels.
s) Do everything on this list
t) Bring back the classic childhood street game, "Kirby"
u) Learn Afrikaans
v) Shave every hair off your body
w) Run with scissors
x) Devise a poem based entirely on the Godfather trilogy
y) Find the number of an old teacher, and profess your undying love for them
z) Buy Andy a beer, as he just thought up 26 things for you to do.

Offspring-Junkie
03-19-2008, 03:30 AM
Boa, awesome list. Should try some of 'em. :D

Drafan
03-19-2008, 06:04 AM
Imagine you are a hammer, and drive nails into the wall with your head.
Pretend you are a slug, slink along the street naked and lick everything in front of you.
Look for rich stiffnecks, spoil their dress, puke on their dog, spit into their fine wine.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-19-2008, 08:59 AM
You could:

g) You restart the Great BBS Sims 2 Experiment you started and abandoned last year

Not a bad idea. May do that at some point.

Harnum
03-19-2008, 02:58 PM
g) You restart the Great BBS Sims 2 Experiment you started and abandoned last year
I think this would be awesome. I just bought the Sims 2: Deluxe. (I'm late, you better believe it!) Comes with the Nightlife expansion. Fun stuff though!