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Llamas
03-29-2008, 03:09 AM
Can I come crash on your couch for a few forevers?

Seriously, though... I somehow managed to fuck up my work schedules and I worked today 10am-2.30pm, drove out to work 3.30-5.00pm, drove back and ate dinner, then worked 9.30pm-4.30am. At 10.30am, I have to leave again to work til noon, and then I have to be back to work by 5.30pm til 1.00am. :( :( :( I feel like dyyyyyyyying.

Or quitting my jobs and sleeping on your couch/////

WebDudette
03-29-2008, 03:12 AM
I have TWO couches! You can even sleep on both if you want.

TBD
03-29-2008, 03:35 AM
yes, yes you can.

holland25
03-29-2008, 06:04 AM
No.

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clocks_R_slow
03-29-2008, 10:55 AM
If you were a bum, i'd kick you... then give you my loose change ^__^

JohnnyNemesis
03-29-2008, 10:56 AM
You're doin' it wrong! The natural progress is employment -->prostitution --> THEN homelessness.

Jakebert
03-29-2008, 11:08 AM
Yeah, you can sleep on my couch, but you don't get there for free, missy.

Endymion
03-29-2008, 11:10 AM
my couch folds out. wink, wink.

mrconeman
03-29-2008, 11:26 AM
I have a really big couch.

ad8
03-29-2008, 11:41 AM
I have a comfortable leather couch for chilling AND a big couch / bed to sleep on / in

Llamas
03-29-2008, 12:47 PM
You're doin' it wrong! The natural progress is employment -->prostitution --> THEN homelessness.

Ricky, you're missing the entire point. I DON'T want to work for money!!! :P


If you were a bum, i'd kick you... then give you my loose change ^__^


No

Fuck you assholes! And Jakebert. PSHHHHHH I can't quit my jobs and then be able to afford to pay you! Idiotfag.

Thanks and <333333s to Pilz E, and TBD!!

And Endy, Coney, ad8, this thread is not for bragging about how awesome your furniture is. Seriously, you guys are such cocks.

JohnnyNemesis
03-29-2008, 01:00 PM
I DON'T want to work for money!!!

lolz, you call it work?

That_Guy91
03-29-2008, 01:35 PM
Fuck all of your couches.

Llamas
03-29-2008, 01:38 PM
lolz, you call it work?

There's a reason they're called "working girls", isn't there? ;)
Besides, in this neighborhood, 90% of my clientel would be blacks, and pleasing them would definitely be a job of work.

Jakebert
03-29-2008, 01:46 PM
You consider doing black people to be a chore? That's soooo racist.

Vera
03-29-2008, 03:08 PM
Man that blows. Thankfully all places I've worked at have nice regular shifts (always evenings or mornings, never both) or if I fuck up my schedules I can usually get somebody to cover one shift or whatever.

killer_queen
03-29-2008, 03:34 PM
There's a reason they're called "working girls", isn't there? ;)
Besides, in this neighborhood, 90% of my clientel would be blacks, and pleasing them would definitely be a job of work.

You can always be my private prostitute, I am very easily pleased. But if you are breathing too loud when you're asleep, forget it. I can't sleep with that sound.

Homer
03-29-2008, 11:30 PM
My couch has a 42" LCD screen with HD Satellite in front of it.

Wait, there's more!

There's also a fridge and bar a couple feet away from it!

ad8
03-30-2008, 08:19 AM
And Endy, Coney, ad8, this thread is not for bragging about how awesome your furniture is. Seriously, you guys are such cocks.

Cocks that are not hard to be pleased:D

Cock Joke
03-30-2008, 08:45 AM
Bums have the life, you gotta admit! No responsibilities, eating from a dumpster, you get company from alley cats, there's always a nice, old couch to snooze on somewhere, dance for money, then spend it on some food, etc.

But then there's the matter of not getting shot. Hmm...

RickyCrack
03-31-2008, 11:21 AM
My couch IS my bed. I live on a futon.

dff_punk
03-31-2008, 11:23 AM
How bum can you get?

Anyway, "I Wanna Be A Bum" sound pretty good for a song title.

Llamas
03-31-2008, 09:17 PM
omg rickycrack that is so hawt, but you didn't offer to share so h8 4 u :(


How bum can you get?

Anyway, "I Wanna Be A Bum" sound pretty good for a song title.

I actually considered making the thread title "I wanna be a bum (but my mom won't let me)"... I decided against it cause I thought it'd be pretty gay.

RickyCrack
04-01-2008, 10:56 AM
umm it's my bed and you want to stay on a couch, it's just a humble coincidence that my bed is also my couch.