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drex878
03-30-2008, 01:12 PM
The title pretty much explains it.

Turn On's
-Humor
-Cute smile
-Good taste in music (some artists I'm not familiar with)
-Dresses nice
-Smells good
-Hot curves
-Joyful

Turn Off's
-Fake tits
-Very skinny girls
-Stupid chicks
-Too much makeup
-Texting
-Really tall girls

Make your lists:

ad8
03-30-2008, 01:25 PM
Turn On's
-Humor
-Tolerance
-Good taste in music
-Dresses nice
-Some kind of wisdom (dunno how to say that in different words)
-Hot curves
-Long hair

Turn Off's
-Very skinny girls
-Very fat girls
-Arrogance
-Stupidity
-Bitch-fighting
-Really tall girls
That should be the most important points, I guess. You see, there are some similarities;)(probably things that many men like)

WebDudette
03-30-2008, 01:47 PM
Turn on
Tits
Vagina

Turn off
Dick
Balls

JohnnyNemesis
03-30-2008, 01:55 PM
PilZ-E wins the thread.

Turn Offs:

Odor

0r4ng3
03-30-2008, 01:56 PM
Turn on
Tits
Vagina

Turn off
Dick
Balls
So, hermaphrodites are neutral ground for you?

Cock Joke
03-30-2008, 01:56 PM
Turn on
Tits
Vagina

Turn off
Dick
Balls

No way! I was gonna say that!

Hey Drex, a lot of your turn-offs are actually my turn-ons! Except the "really skinny" part. I like 'em nice & plump!

Tijs
03-30-2008, 02:59 PM
A while ago I talked to a girl about PHP-scripting. She's a programmer too. I didn't know that would turn me on until then.

Endymion
03-30-2008, 03:30 PM
The title pretty much explains it.

Turn On's
-Humor
-Cute smile
-Good taste in music (some artists I'm not familiar with)
-Dresses nice
-Smells good
-Hot curves
-Joyful

Turn Off's
-Fake tits
-Very skinny girls
-Stupid chicks
-Too much makeup
-Texting
-Really tall girls

Make your lists:

and with a flash of this dimpled charm, i'll be your woman.

Little_Miss_1565
03-30-2008, 05:32 PM
Must love to laugh/smile.

Ayn Rand
03-30-2008, 06:53 PM
Turn On:
Capitalism


Turn Off:
Basic human decency

Not Ozymandias
03-30-2008, 06:54 PM
Turn On:
Capitalism
I called it.

JohnnyNemesis
03-30-2008, 07:26 PM
Turn On:
Capitalism


Turn Off:
Basic human decency

I find it in my rational self-interest to be aroused by this post.

T-6005
03-30-2008, 07:51 PM
I like women who enjoy being dissatisfied sexually.

wheelchairman
03-30-2008, 07:55 PM
Turn Ons: Anything asleep.

IamSam
03-30-2008, 08:37 PM
A while ago I talked to a girl about PHP-scripting. She's a programmer too. I didn't know that would turn me on until then.

That...is....awesome.

Rag Doll
03-31-2008, 02:00 PM
turn on:
sense of humor
confidence
intelligence
ambition
nice arms
nice eyes
piercings/tattoos

turn offs:
arrogance
laziness
ignorance
narrow mindedness (goes along with ignorance..)
controlling

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2008, 02:18 PM
It's amazing how prominently I fit into each of those. I'm your object of ambivalence, baby! <3

Sunny
03-31-2008, 02:31 PM
turn ons:

blue eyessss
sense of humor
a little bit of appropriately timed meanness
a little bit of justified arrogance
adventurousness
kindness to all creatures except stupid people
occassional immaturity (my mens drew an obscene 3rd grade style drawing on my stomach in my sleep... in waterproof eyeliner).. LOVES IT
ambition - thanks sam!


turn-offs:

whinyness/tendency to bicker
prudishness
boyishness... i like mens, not boys
ignorance
pushoverness... pushoverdom?

Rag Doll
03-31-2008, 03:04 PM
It's amazing how prominently I fit into each of those. I'm your object of ambivalence, baby! <3


awwww. but i'm not at all ambivalent towards you. *hands you a flower* =)

HeadAroundU
03-31-2008, 03:39 PM
turn-offs:
women with tattooes

wheelchairman
03-31-2008, 05:43 PM
I can't believe people are taking this seriously. wtf?

BREAK
03-31-2008, 06:11 PM
Turn-ons:

- White

I like pale, sickly white on a girl. Sorry 4 being racist.

- a Bitch

A woman who will not kick me in the teeth for no reason every now and then isn't worth my time.

- Smart, but NOT BY TOO MUCH

Someone who can keep up with me, but not lap me.

- Likes to fuck

You mean no one else has said this yet? Rly?

- Flighty

Willing to pack up and walk away from it all on a whim. Hates being stuck in one place for too long. Fuck stability.

- Pro-choice

Because, you never know.

Turn-offs:

- Too quiet

SPEAK UP!

- Too loud

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

- Too friendly

Fake-ass cunt.

- Hates everyone

What a bitch!

- Never engages in any sort of nonsexual physical activity

Come on, go for a walk or something. Get up offa that thing!

- An overabundance of cuteness

The movie Enchanted is fucking unwatchable for this reason.

Lizardus
03-31-2008, 09:09 PM
Turn on:
Light switch.

Turn off:
Light switch.

Cock Joke
04-01-2008, 09:19 PM
Turn Off:
Zits all over the frikkin place...seriously.

Wolfbutter
04-02-2008, 01:07 AM
I was just wondering...are braces a turn-off for anyone?

IamSam
04-02-2008, 01:14 AM
I was just wondering...are braces a turn-off for anyone?

Age limit?

riderofthestorm
04-08-2008, 07:23 PM
I was just wondering...are braces a turn-off for anyone?

Quite a few years back I got my tongue cut on this guy's braces. So, a no-no for me.

calichix
04-08-2008, 11:24 PM
texting is a turn off?

I find it unattractive when men adamantly protest Elvis or any of those other things its unhip to like (led zepplin, america, white bread..)

and I find it super unattractive when dudes don't love their mamas.

or when they have opinions and won't let an unpleasant conversation/debate die at "whatev."

or when they use too much tongue.


I think it's hot when men make mix tapes and figure out how to stimulate my clitoris.

Rag Doll
04-08-2008, 11:35 PM
I think it's hot when men make mix tapes and figure out how to stimulate my clitoris.

bwahaha. i love you. and fully agree. <3333

riderofthestorm
04-09-2008, 03:27 AM
I think it's hot when men make mix tapes and figure out how to stimulate my clitoris.



bwahaha. i love you. and fully agree. <3333

It is such a turn-off when men think they're such a sex-god, yet fumble around down there not knowing wtf to do.

JohnnyNemesis
04-09-2008, 08:41 AM
It's a turnoff when anyone does that, and women do it extremely often too. One surefire way for me not to want to get down with a wimminz is if she brags about anything sexual whatsoever. In my experience, that means she's always always always horrible in bed, and I'm not surprised to learn here that men are the same way.

As far as Lawrah's list goes, that means she's in love with me. I love my Mama, and really hate pursuing debates and see no point continuing after the "whatev" stage. Marry me?

(I think I've proposed to her in about 10 threads already)

wheelchairman
04-09-2008, 08:48 AM
Yeah you know what's really annoying, when you're friends get drunk and talk politics. It'd be alright if there was no one else around, but it's so antisocial.

nieh
04-09-2008, 08:50 AM
I think it's hot when men make mix tapes and figure out how to stimulate my clitoris.
I can probably do both of these.

It is such a turn-off when men think they're such a sex-god, yet fumble around down there not knowing wtf to do.
Yeah, I hear it's a little frustrating when they're not able to find the clitoris.



...
I'm sorry, that's the best I've got this time.

Sunny
04-09-2008, 08:52 AM
fuck you josh! ;D

H1T_That
04-10-2008, 01:56 PM
I'm surprised no-one has mentioned smoking as a turn off yet.

nieh
04-10-2008, 02:12 PM
Men who get angry and love fist-fighting. The slavic soul, in fact. Guys who kiss my fingers in a suave way and have only one desire - sex

So you want a guy that will fuck you and beat the shit out of you?

Sunny
04-10-2008, 02:56 PM
Guys who talk about sex, balls, cocks

you need to come to New York and hang out in Chelsea...

nieh
04-10-2008, 02:59 PM
Men who...love fist..ing.

She might find that in Chelasea as well.

BREAK
04-10-2008, 04:57 PM
I'm OK with women who consider women to be a subspecies.

Jakebert
04-10-2008, 05:41 PM
turn ons
-doing my laundry.
-cooking me dinner.
-waiting for me when I get home from work with slippers and a pipe.
-not talking when I'm talking.

turn offs
-Having her own opinion.
-Having a social life outside of the family.
-Not pleasuring me exactly when I ask.
-Her being employed.