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Offspring_01
10-24-2004, 03:43 PM
I saw somewhere that there was a book on the offspring called maximum offspring, but then saw it somewhere else and they said it was a CD. It had the same cover and title for each. Is it a book or CD? probably a CD

Also I came across something called "if you can't join'em, beat'em, by the offspring. I read it was an audio documentary. Does anyone have this and can I get it at any music store? Same with "In conversation" (An interview CD i think)

Tired_Of_You
10-24-2004, 03:49 PM
I saw If you can't join them, beat them CD (I thought it was a bootleg) in a music store called Mars on Ste Catherine street but it probably costs like 50$, cause everything in that store got a high price. Or maby the CD would be broken or something like that cause it's happen a lot , that store is a dump, But you can find some rare stuff there. I'm pretty sure Maximum Offspring is a CD.

Tijs
10-24-2004, 03:53 PM
I've got the Maximum Offspring CD. It's not that big of a deal, just a lady talking about them the whole cd, nothing else. NOTHING else.

code_blue
10-24-2004, 04:46 PM
I saw If you can't join them, beat them CD (I thought it was a bootleg) in a music store called Mars on Ste Catherine street but it probably costs like 50$, cause everything in that store got a high price. Or maby the CD would be broken or something like that cause it's happen a lot , that store is a dump, But you can find some rare stuff there. I'm pretty sure Maximum Offspring is a CD.

"if you can't join 'em, beat 'em" is a ripoff. it's an unauthorized biography disc with a booklet that has about 5 different pictures. some annoying british guy who obviously got all of his info off of theoffspring.net (RIP!) talks about the band, interspersed with some radio interview dexter and noodles did in the southern USA.

ps. yay for montreal/ottawa people. :P

Jake
10-24-2004, 05:23 PM
Yea it some cd with a book and its just some facts and songs. i bought but it wasnt worth it. i dont think the band even made money from it.

Little_Miss_1565
10-24-2004, 07:07 PM
Maximum Offspring is also inaccurate. It goes on a bit about how Dexter's wife is in the Lunachicks---NOT TRUE. Apparently her maiden name is Luna (see also: co-writing credits for "Session") and people got confused, but the rumor keeps propagating. Probably because of 'audio documentaries' like this one.

EDIT: Make that 'was' in the Lunachicks. God I miss that band....

Jake
10-24-2004, 07:22 PM
ah true i forgot that i noticed that. if someone is gonna make a documentary about a band and sell it, mite aswell make it accurate, but no they didtn care

dexter12296566
09-06-2009, 08:12 AM
I saw somewhere that there was a book on the offspring called maximum offspring, but then saw it somewhere else and they said it was a CD. It had the same cover and title for each. Is it a book or CD? probably a CD

Also I came across something called "if you can't join'em, beat'em, by the offspring. I read it was an audio documentary. Does anyone have this and can I get it at any music store? Same with "In conversation" (An interview CD i think)

I have both. If you cant join em beat em is an audio documentary CD with Dexter and Noodles and a book.
Maximum Offspring is the same. I ordered Maximum Offspring in a catalogue and I bought the other one used at an old record store(closed now) in 1997.

dexter12296566
09-06-2009, 08:16 AM
I have a picture of one of them that I will post. How do you post a pic in the thread?

dexter12296566
09-06-2009, 08:59 AM
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/3666/mycollectionj.jpg (http://img524.imageshack.us/i/mycollectionj.jpg/)
My book is in the middle at the top I know it is blurry. Let me try a new pic

dexter12296566
09-06-2009, 09:03 AM
Sorry no more pics. Deal with that one

holland25
09-06-2009, 09:08 AM
There is another one:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/Necyklopedia/sk/images/2/25/Blue_Screen_of_AAAAA.jpg

This is why I had to help you learn how to upload images?

That guy probably already forgot that Maximum Offspring exists.

Alison
09-06-2009, 10:11 AM
I have Maximum blink-182.

And it's shit

nightvision
09-06-2009, 10:37 AM
dexter12296566 is really starting to grind my gears...

martin_theoffspring
09-06-2009, 11:54 AM
http://theoffspring.us/files/audio/19-Maximum%20Offspring/

KHWHD
09-06-2009, 12:28 PM
Not sure why she's constantly bumping threads from 5 years ago.

Oxygene
09-06-2009, 12:32 PM
I have both. If you cant join em beat em is an audio documentary CD with Dexter and Noodles and a book.
Maximum Offspring is the same. I ordered Maximum Offspring in a catalogue and I bought the other one used at an old record store(closed now) in 1997.

you said you were 14... you bought an offspring cd when you were 2 years old... come the fuck on.

m.offspring.r
09-06-2009, 12:38 PM
nice math.... :D

dexter12296566
09-06-2009, 05:14 PM
you said you were 14... you bought an offspring cd when you were 2 years old... come the fuck on.

Yeah. By the time I was four I had worn out 27 Offspring tapes. As of September 1st I am 15 years-old.

come out swinging
09-06-2009, 06:24 PM
I have "If you cant beat em, join em". I think they did a nice job on it.

dexter12296566
09-06-2009, 06:26 PM
I have "If you cant beat em, join em". I think they did a nice job on it.

"They"? The Offspring did nothing with it. It is an unofficial collectors item by P. Waterman.

come out swinging
09-06-2009, 06:44 PM
"They"? The Offspring did nothing with it. It is an unofficial collectors item by P. Waterman.

you need to call the fuck down. "They" is referring to the booklet and interview.

Oxygene
09-07-2009, 01:18 AM
Yeah. By the time I was four I had worn out 27 Offspring tapes. As of September 1st I am 15 years-old.

are you bat shit insane? or are you the alterego of some retarded banned fuck?

SMASHedTHEignition
09-07-2009, 03:30 AM
ive heard of if u cant beat em join em but ive never looked it up or nuthn

randman21
09-07-2009, 04:29 AM
Hmm, I've never heard of it. I must find it now.