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Andrew14
10-24-2004, 03:43 PM
if there was new offspring cd coming what should it be called and explain why

Offspring_01
10-24-2004, 03:59 PM
I think they should call it Chinese Democracy, like they were going to call Splinter in the first place, just to piss off the guy from guns and roses who has been planning a CD for many years called chinese democracy. They were going to do that with splinter but the guns'n'roses guy threatened a law suit on the offspring. I think they should actually do it. It would be fuckin awesome! :D

sadistic_monkey
10-24-2004, 04:35 PM
I heard they're bringing out a Greatest Hits around Febuary (yay!).

Level
10-25-2004, 08:43 AM
The Greatest Hits would be fun if the title was: "Not the greatest, but the best"

TeddyBear_Army
10-25-2004, 08:50 AM
"We know it ain´t much...but this is our greatest"

Level
10-25-2004, 09:01 AM
"Take it or leave it"

wheelchairman
10-25-2004, 09:20 AM
'Alright, we've flogged the dead horse long enough. We swear this is our last album.'

Zee
10-25-2004, 10:14 AM
I thought NOFX's title was pretty cool, "The Greatest Songs Ever Written (by us)"

Satankaban
10-25-2004, 11:26 AM
Will you agree with my idea? My idea is: "Desire"

smelly poo in a shoe
10-25-2004, 11:34 AM
"this ia a really good album, and we will buy you a drink if you buy it"
possibly an awesome album name...

Lithuanian Offspring
10-25-2004, 11:42 AM
''?'', ''Badass MotherFuckers'' (Thats on Greg's guitar picks), ''Pretty Fly for a White Guy,(small print) and some other songs'' Those could be some possible album titles, Well I'd use them anyway. :D

Dave
10-25-2004, 11:45 AM
''I dint go over no mother fucking bump''

or

''if you dont buy this, ill eat your children''

Sketch
10-25-2004, 11:45 AM
How about "Forgivin"? eh? eh?

Lithuanian Offspring
10-25-2004, 11:58 AM
'Ow 'bout: You're too fat for porn!

IdleOffspring
10-25-2004, 12:12 PM
The Greatest Hits would be fun if the title was: "Not the greatest, but the best"

yeah, cool title

Level
10-25-2004, 04:11 PM
"The hits that you know and the hits that our fans know"

Jake
10-25-2004, 04:37 PM
lets use dexters math. it has to be one word and should start with a s.
Sypher
or
Spunk

or even

after 20 years this is wat we got to be proud of.
( taht would have to be a couple cds!!)

Sketch
10-25-2004, 09:58 PM
or maybe S.O.B. or stupid, or Steamer, or cleavland steamer, or i dont know like, like i dont know, talk to the hand, you know...

Dave
10-26-2004, 12:06 PM
Inspring

heheheh, what an awful title.............

Strider
10-26-2004, 12:14 PM
An interesting possibility would be PROTECT YOUR FAMILY :D , a reference to "Disclaimer, the 1st track from IXNAY ON THE HOMBRE :D

Zee
10-26-2004, 12:18 PM
"The saviours of punk"

That would create some debate. :D

Strider
10-26-2004, 12:22 PM
Or maybe...hmm...GET INTO YOUR STRIDE :P

Dave
10-26-2004, 12:22 PM
How about call it 'Kill the President'

Might get banned.........

dirty_magic
10-26-2004, 12:31 PM
anything would be good just aslong as they release it soon!

Dave
10-26-2004, 12:33 PM
I'd rather have it better though out with loadsa cool songs, than rushed and all the non-best songs on it.

selfrighteoussuicide
10-26-2004, 01:52 PM
if i was really really stuck on nams id call it 'stuff'

Moose
10-26-2004, 01:53 PM
how about...

"no we arent dead"

or

"yes were still here"

something along those lines for greatest hits

or

"it could be worse...this could be you"
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BaDhAbIt
10-26-2004, 03:08 PM
"The Least Worst Of The Offspring" would be funny b/c it might confuse people for a second :D

GunForHire
10-26-2004, 03:09 PM
I've been thinking about the Offspring making a new record and all their old ones for a while now, and this is what I've come up with.

It seems to me like the band have to try and please 3 crowds:

1 - Those who like only their early stuff and want them to keep making music like it.

2 - Those who like both their old and new stuff.

3 - Those who like only their new stuff (not many in this category though, virtually none).

With Splinter they've tried to please all of those groups, with varying success, but there are still those who thinks it sucks compared to their old stuff. So this is what I was thinking - what if their next record was like twice the length of a normal one, say 60 minutes, with 22 tracks. They could call it "Schizophrenia", and have alternating songs written in their older and newer styles. That way everyone would be happy.

Kind of a dumb idea, but it's just a thought.

NeonEyedSyko
10-26-2004, 03:13 PM
I always liked "Offspring, Bloody Offspring" and "International Male Companion." They shoulda done one of those. That would've been sw33tn3ss.

Jake
10-26-2004, 03:19 PM
An interesting possibility would be PROTECT YOUR FAMILY :D , a reference to "Disclaimer, the 1st track from IXNAY ON THE HOMBRE :D

or PROTECT YOUR OFFSPRING
a play on protect your kids/young

Conspirator
10-26-2004, 03:28 PM
What about the title "Our greatest piece of shit". Hmm, I imagine what will the cover look like :P

GunForHire
10-26-2004, 03:32 PM
I've been thinking about the Offspring making a new record and all their old ones for a while now, and this is what I've come up with.

It seems to me like the band have to try and please 3 crowds:

1 - Those who like only their early stuff and want them to keep making music like it.

2 - Those who like both their old and new stuff.

3 - Those who like only their new stuff (not many in this category though, virtually none).

With Splinter they've tried to please all of those groups, with varying success, but there are still those who thinks it sucks compared to their old stuff. So this is what I was thinking - what if their next record was like twice the length of a normal one, say 60 minutes, with 22 tracks. They could call it "Schizophrenia", and have alternating songs written in their older and newer styles. That way everyone would be happy.

Kind of a dumb idea, but it's just a thought.

Alexa
10-26-2004, 03:38 PM
the idea is funny. but in some facts righT!

sorry, but the name is bad... but I can't do it better^^

Left Face Down
10-26-2004, 04:28 PM
List of random names:

Lost
Unbreakable
Nitro (sorta a dedication to Nitro Records, and ending where it began)
Microfiber
Flake
Tigerwang


*sigh* ok... The Offspring's new cd, Nitro! ... well.. abh... my brain has been fried due to school... damn the man!

ShutUpYouFuckingMime
10-26-2004, 09:57 PM
I really think The Offspring should make their next studio album their longest. Their albums are way tooo fucking short. This next one needs to be about an hour long with like 20 tracks or so...All awesome songs. I think they should make less novelty songs though. They kinda went overboard on Splinter with that. I'm a big fan of their serious songs.

ALEX P
12-11-2004, 11:32 AM
I have an awsome name for their new cd

Sarclysmic Sanction

ALEX P
12-11-2004, 11:33 AM
List of random names:

Lost
Unbreakable
Nitro (sorta a dedication to Nitro Records, and ending where it began)
Microfiber
Flake
Tigerwang


*sigh* ok... The Offspring's new cd, Nitro! ... well.. abh... my brain has been fried due to school... damn the man!





What you were sayin about ending whree it began, if they did that they should call the cd Manic Subsidal

Unnatural Disaster
12-12-2004, 05:18 PM
It think it's actually going to be called "Greatest Hits"

Petter
12-17-2004, 05:57 AM
"...and let's not forgett that some of us are over 40"
"Greatest sHits"
"The Best of the Worst"
"Songs that were played on Top of the Pops"
"For the Teenyboppers"
"Our lates release but, not our last... or?"
"If You're a Fan You've Heard Them All Before"
"Someone's Gotta Take Over Our World Succsess 'cause Were Getting To Old"
"Your to Fat To Listen to Our Greatest Hits"
"I Saw You Masturbate So Don't Even Think About Fuckin' Tuchin' This Record"
"What!? We need Titles For All Our Records!?"
"From The Backyard Parties to the Grave"
"I Pissed My Pants.. WOW, This Is Not A NOFX Record!"
"The Record From Suburbia"
"We're over 40 and this is what we have been doing for 20 years"

little miss devil
12-17-2004, 06:00 AM
:p bring bak the old offspring when u can tlk 2 other members live it was well better then now its boring waiting 4 them 2 reply. PLZ bring it bak

dirty_magic
12-17-2004, 06:04 AM
"The Offspring Sessions"

Fernômeno
12-17-2004, 06:05 AM
The next album, the greatest hits album should be named : " That's Why we are fucking good, and if you don't like us fuck you "

intothevalleyofdeath
12-17-2004, 07:19 AM
thats the gayest idea ive heard of

Gordie
12-17-2004, 09:51 AM
couple good ones

"We're Too Old For This Shit"

or..

wait for it....... wait for it....... wait for it........






"We Can't Call It Chinese Democracy"
^ i think they should do that one

Americana
12-17-2004, 02:46 PM
"...and let's not forgett that some of us are over 40"
"Greatest sHits"
"The Best of the Worst"
"Songs that were played on Top of the Pops"
"For the Teenyboppers"
"Our lates release but, not our last... or?"
"If You're a Fan You've Heard Them All Before"
"Someone's Gotta Take Over Our World Succsess 'cause Were Getting To Old"
"Your to Fat To Listen to Our Greatest Hits"
"I Saw You Masturbate So Don't Even Think About Fuckin' Tuchin' This Record"
"What!? We need Titles For All Our Records!?"
"From The Backyard Parties to the Grave"
"I Pissed My Pants.. WOW, This Is Not A NOFX Record!"
"The Record From Suburbia"
"We're over 40 and this is what we have been doing for 20 years"

them are all fucking hilarious. What would happen if he Offspring acually used one of them in a cd name?

killboypwrheadjx
12-17-2004, 08:26 PM
"FUCK FUCK FUCK!: The Greatest of The Offspring"

Jojan
12-18-2004, 03:56 AM
"We hate all of you Offspring fans and we don't understand why you are still listening to us after all theese years... GET A LIFE!" That'd be a cool title.

Petter
01-04-2005, 01:08 PM
them are all fucking hilarious. What would happen if he Offspring acually used one of them in a cd name?

i'd cry and thank them ... :p

fuck no, i'd write them a hate mail saying i ow the fuckin' copyright to the fuckin' titles and tell them they have to change it after selling a couple of million of 'em .. :p

i have to say i wouldn't really care.. :p it's not like i'm som obbsessed fan.. *hides away his i love dexter holland scrap book as sister comes running into room*

Noodles is gay
01-04-2005, 02:14 PM
What about:

"Bat outta the old peoples' home"?

They were gonna piss off axl rose with splinter so mayhap they could try meatloaf next time? :cool:

Embodude2004
01-04-2005, 02:22 PM
i think they should call there next album Darkness

Petter
01-13-2005, 12:55 PM
I think you should fuck off and listen to your gay Sum41 Music

robgreen
01-13-2005, 01:04 PM
or offspring music?

Petter
01-13-2005, 01:07 PM
u say there music is gay .. why are you here? fuck off!

robgreen
01-13-2005, 01:16 PM
Sorry, thought you mistook this board for Sum 41's

killboypwrheadjx
01-13-2005, 02:28 PM
i think they should call there next album Darkness
what about "Living in Darkness" just to piss off agent orange even more? hahaha. that would rule.

Floyd the Barber
01-13-2005, 02:37 PM
They should call it "Processed Euphoria"

acgc2002
01-13-2005, 02:48 PM
light my world


Hmmm... he could be a bit more back to Smash.. and write songs like gotta get away, bad babit ...and so.
Dexter could focus in a period of time when we all leave the teenage years and enter the 20´s...
It is worse than puberty.

Skate Rat 19
01-13-2005, 03:25 PM
Well if its a greatest hits album they should call it greatest hits. But if its gonna be an album with all new songs they should call it, well, i dunno, it depends on the theme of the album.

SkunkIt
01-13-2005, 03:49 PM
"Hey! but this cd!"

pretty_fly_white_guy858
01-13-2005, 11:28 PM
"Were tolazy to write new songs so heres a mix of old songs"
Im not saying that they cant write songs, Im just saying they might be out of ideas for new songs off their new album.

The_Next_Ron_Welty
01-14-2005, 12:25 AM
I got one, " I wanna have sex with your mother" I'm buying it already

BuddyHolly
01-14-2005, 05:47 AM
- What Happened To Us?
- The Sellout Songs Collection
- Songs Wich Made Us Millionairs
- The Singles (just like The Clash, and overall it it won't be a cd with their best songs, it will be a cd with their most wellknown songs)
- Green Day Are Fags So Listen To This Instead

saska de o...
01-14-2005, 06:48 AM
pffff.........

saska de o...
01-14-2005, 06:52 AM
"u will die if u listen these songs... but this is very pleasant death"
ya... to long

extraordinarygoodgrocer
01-15-2005, 12:52 PM
How about a concept album about the distant future.

'In the future their will be robots'
'The Distant Non-Future'
'The Future has arrived'

Or alternatively:

'The Offspring- 15 Jocular satarical punk rock songs'
'Time to relax (and other favourites) the very best of the Offspring's Intro tracks.'
'Mutant Offspring'
'A carefully crafted cassette/compact disk album filled with what we consider to be our best songs to date. We hope you enjoy it.'

How about another self-titled album?

Offspring 2005 (hopefully it will be released in '05)