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Markus
05-21-2008, 11:21 PM
Any advice is appreciated.

My sister recently caught me cuddling with my male friend.

I am really scared that she will tell my mom and I will be grounded.

My mom gave me lecture some time ago that I can't be with guys, and I am only suppose to touch girls. I understand that, which is why I was only cuddling, nothing else.

She thinks that I am gay, but I am not.

I don't know what to do. I am pretty much depressed that this will go to far and I won't be able to see my friends anymore.

My sister hasn't told my mom yet, but she will, and there is no way I can convince her not to tell. She and my mom are tight.

I am thinking about purposely getting caught by my mom or my sister making love to a girl so they will be convinced that I am not gay.

Or I am thinking about forgetting to put my girl on girl porn away and try and have them find it.

Any advice appreciated.

Omni
05-21-2008, 11:29 PM
Roflmfao!!!

Tijs
05-21-2008, 11:30 PM
http://regua.biz/lolfag.png

RickyCrack
05-21-2008, 11:30 PM
trollfail .

Markus
05-21-2008, 11:38 PM
Come on guys, this is serious.

I am expecting some real doable advice.

I am really in deep waters here, I am not sure how I can convince my mom I am not gay.

Omni
05-21-2008, 11:41 PM
Make out with her.

Mota Boy
05-21-2008, 11:59 PM
There is rarely, if ever, any sure-fire solution to a problem like this. I mean, you've already got so much stacked against you that there's nothing to do except to ride it out. Become better friends with your sister so that she won't rat you out in the future. Study hard and do well in school and get the fuck out of that house.



But I mean... seriously?

WebDudette
05-22-2008, 12:10 AM
I've got to wonder why you were cuddling with a guy.

In any case I agree with what Mota Boy said.

Amiralanal
05-22-2008, 12:12 AM
Come on guys, this is serious.

I am expecting some real doable advice.

I am really in deep waters here, I am not sure how I can convince my mom I am not gay.

Why the fuck did you ''cuddle'' with a guy?

Bazza
05-22-2008, 12:26 AM
She and my mom are tight.
Incest much?

XYlophonetreeZ
05-22-2008, 12:52 AM
This male friend- was it wishomie?

Also, wtf, I thought your ass got banned.

IamSam
05-22-2008, 02:40 AM
http://regua.biz/lolfag.png

FTW. LOL FAG!

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-22-2008, 02:42 AM
If you're serious, I don't care. I thought you were a serious retard when you were here, and I doubt you've changed. So, LOL FAG.

If you're not serious, you've proven my above point. LOL FAG.

EMehl6
05-22-2008, 12:11 PM
Two questions:

1. If you're not gay, why were you 'cuddling' with a guy?
2. Why the fuck would you post that on here?

And, of course, like everyone else has said:

LOL FAG!

The more I think about it though, I hope you are gay, because it would a terrible thing if you were to reproduce. Please, get a vasectomy or become sterile in some way.

...FOR THE LOVE OF HUMAN KIND!

nieh
05-22-2008, 12:21 PM
I've got to wonder why you were cuddling with a guy.


Why the fuck did you ''cuddle'' with a guy?


why were you 'cuddling' with a guy?

Because they're so warm and strong and you just feel so safe in their arms.

randman21
05-22-2008, 12:26 PM
Two questions:

They tossed out guitar picks to the crowd, with offspring-ish artwork on it.
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Markus, I believe it may be time to invest in at least one door lock. Also, wtf were you doing cuddling with a guy when you're not gay? I think you'll get more serious answers if you answer this question.

Cock Joke
05-22-2008, 02:08 PM
Uuum...I don't know whether or not you're kidding. I honestly don't know what to say. I'd say get caught having sex with a chick, like you suggested.

jim109109
05-22-2008, 02:33 PM
He's serious...
The guy he was cuddling was...UH my friend
MY FRIEND

*phew*

Ryder1234
05-22-2008, 03:53 PM
uh...
you got owned

DeAtHsTaR
05-22-2008, 03:58 PM
It's okay Markus, I'm not gay either, but I do like making out with boys.

icklebabygremlin
05-22-2008, 04:25 PM
Come on guys, this is serious.

I am expecting some real doable advice.

I am really in deep waters here, I am not sure how I can convince my mom I am not gay.

just say that you was doing it because your friend was upset

Camilamazed
05-22-2008, 09:43 PM
LOL

Why do you need people telling you you're gay if you already know it deep inside?

Cock Joke
05-22-2008, 09:51 PM
LOL

Why do you need people telling you you're gay if you already know it deep inside?

Pun intended?

The_Sand
05-22-2008, 09:58 PM
You know, Markus, people like you need lots of therapy.

The_Sand
05-22-2008, 10:00 PM
anyways...

SaiKYoU
05-23-2008, 01:55 AM
i guess this only happens in winsconsin...

slade
05-23-2008, 02:16 AM
Tell your mum to get her head out of the freakin bible. Do what you want, not want text tells you too.

I'd assume you're religious since no one else has this problem.

I tells ya, religion is invisible handcuffs.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-23-2008, 03:30 AM
I tells ya, religion is invisible handcuffs.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S SOCRATES

Stop being such an unbelievable douchebag, will ya?

Lupin
05-23-2008, 04:50 AM
It coulda been worse, your sister could've caught you up to the balls in another guys anus.

I suppose with that in mind, a little cuddle is very little to worry about...unless you where both naked.
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UHWH WAREHOUSE (http://uhwh.com/)

Offspring.of.Offspring
05-23-2008, 07:41 AM
Hehe, look at his avatar... hehe.... lol.... fag.................'
Plz don't kill yourself now, or else I'll start to feel guilty.
So can you plz say why you were cuddling with a guy now???
Btw perhaps he's bisexual. That's not gay, but bisexual. That's different.

MrJoe
05-23-2008, 08:31 AM
Better than your sister catching you fapping one off over a jerky boy magazine.

Andy
05-23-2008, 08:49 AM
I'd assume you're religious since no one else has this problem.


So your parents are OK with you cuddling guys?

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfag

Sunny
05-23-2008, 09:12 AM
i just had an awesome exchange with my husband as i'm getting ready to go out and he's on my laptop:

"who's that gay kid?"
"what gay kid"
"the one that got caught cuddling with a guy"
"oh, i dunno, some troll"
"oh. ok"


that pretty much sums up my thoughts on this ridiculousness...

JohnnyNemesis
05-23-2008, 09:15 AM
Markus:

You shoulda slipped it in.

Killboy
05-23-2008, 09:17 AM
http://regua.biz/lolfag.png

HUUAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HornyPope
05-23-2008, 09:22 AM
Toronto has a huge gay town. Nasty, nasty trannies.

Andy
05-23-2008, 09:50 AM
I am thinking about purposely getting caught by my mom or my sister making love to a girl so they will be convinced that I am not gay.

"Making love"? Sheesh, you must be gay.

Offspring.of.Offspring
05-23-2008, 10:15 AM
"Making love"? Sheesh, you must be gay.That was funny Andy.

ninthlayer
05-23-2008, 10:24 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S SOCRATES
Dave brings it, this was fucking hilarious.


i just had an awesome exchange with my husband as i'm getting ready to go out and he's on my laptop:

"who's that gay kid?"
"what gay kid"
"the one that got caught cuddling with a guy"
"oh, i dunno, some troll"
"oh. ok"


that pretty much sums up my thoughts on this ridiculousness...
Yes. Severely, yes.

slade
05-24-2008, 01:03 AM
So your parents are OK with you cuddling guys?

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfag

If i was gay I'm sure they'd understand.


HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S SOCRATES

Stop being such an unbelievable douchebag, will ya?

Ok then, lets just throw logic right out the window.

batfish
05-24-2008, 11:31 AM
How To Give a Great Man-to-Man Hug (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-give-a-great-man-to-man-hug).