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Angelo
06-09-2008, 02:54 PM
Pretty fucking stupid thread, eh?

Believe me, I find it just as useless when people feel the need to be attention whores and post a topic every time one springs to mind. Fuck's sake, people! Why do we need to keep on posting new threads about the exact same thing?!?!

And before anyone calls ME an attention whore, please realize I'm posting this to prove a point. I URGE the mods to delete this thread as soon as one of them comes across it... Hopefully that doesn't happen until a few other people (who love to post an endless number of redundant threads) read it first.

End of rant.

Little_Miss_1565
06-09-2008, 02:55 PM
Actually, I think this is really kind of funny.

Angelo
06-09-2008, 02:58 PM
Actually, I think this is really kind of funny.

*Angelo scratches his head, unsure if he has gained Little_Miss_1565's support or ridicule by creating this thread. Hopes she realizes he doesn't really care if Dexter snores. ;)*

Little_Miss_1565
06-09-2008, 03:04 PM
No, I do get that it's a joke, and I'm also scratching my head at the speculation threads about every minute detail.

leo3375
06-09-2008, 03:04 PM
I'll be a douche and answer your question.

I honestly don't know. I've never been in their hotels rooms or on their buses (or on Anarchy Airlines, for that matter).

Little_Miss_1565
06-09-2008, 03:06 PM
I honestly don't know. I've never been in their hotels rooms or on their buses (or on Anarchy Airlines, for that matter).

That's what she said...?

Angelo
06-09-2008, 03:06 PM
To answer YOUR question, A Lot Like Me doesn't include ANY guitars at all. A first for the Offspring.

Rafa88offspring
06-09-2008, 03:06 PM
I'll be a douche and answer your question.

I honestly don't know. I've never been in their hotels rooms or on their buses (or on Anarchy Airlines, for that matter).

I'm gonna be a bag to complement the poster above me.


But yeah, fandom drives people crazy. Some other band's forums are crazier like AFI's and Coheed's ones, they seem like cults haha.

leo3375
06-09-2008, 03:07 PM
That's what she said...?

Okay, okay. He snores like a rusty chainsaw and makes chewing noises! :D :D :D

sarcasm alert!

Angelo
06-09-2008, 03:08 PM
The point is that Dexter wears size 11 shoes, so he can't possibly enjoy eating at McDonalds. As for Noodles and his new mohawk, your guess is as good as mine.

Rutegard
06-09-2008, 03:18 PM
he probably does


lol

Cock Joke
06-09-2008, 03:25 PM
What about Noodles having a mohawk? :confused:

Dead Kennedy
06-09-2008, 03:27 PM
dexter should go to the gym and become new mr. olympia!!!!!

Rafa88offspring
06-09-2008, 03:28 PM
oh, about that mohawk thing, you see, it's not really true...

Noodles went bald 15 yrs ago, that's why he always has wacky hair, they're just wigs. He is currently using a mohawk wig, it looks good but not as cool as "the Rachel" wig.

Angelo
06-09-2008, 03:30 PM
dexter should go to the gym and become new mr. olympia!!!!!

That's a cool idea. Seeing how he was a weightlifter and captain of the wrestling team in highschool, it's not that far fetched of an idea.


**Currently destroying any sense of credibility I may gain in the future, one post at a time**

leo3375
06-09-2008, 03:36 PM
That's a cool idea. Seeing how he was a weightlifter and captain of the wrestling team in highschool, it's not that far fetched of an idea.


**Currently destroying any sense of credibility I may gain in the future, one post at a time**

Where'd you hear that, Encyclopedia Dramatica?

Cock Joke
06-09-2008, 04:08 PM
Oh, I see where this is going.

And Greg K. has jet packs and he can breath in space! Also, there is no "Steady Ground!" Ron left the band to fly back to his home planet of "_@$%*&^" or something like that...

Bipolar Bear
06-09-2008, 04:11 PM
He probably snores when he's really drunk, imo

~Random Bit of Offspring Knowledge~
My friend talked to the offspring after a concert once. They were smoking pot.