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.Change the World.
06-24-2008, 02:29 AM
Just as the title suggests.

Mines "I Choose"

Whats yours?

RageAndLov
06-24-2008, 02:31 AM
um...
what?

rise_and_fall
06-24-2008, 02:31 AM
Well since I'm a virgin and obviously yet to have sex. However I can imagine having it to Want You Bad

The Search Button
06-24-2008, 02:32 AM
Can't Repeat...

Dead Kennedy
06-24-2008, 02:49 AM
welcome!!!

ANDiTKO
06-24-2008, 02:55 AM
I dont want to have sex on offspring songs coz when i do, the song reminds me the gilrl.And i dont want my favorite songs to remind me "girls"... if you know what i mean ;)

Dead Kennedy
06-24-2008, 02:58 AM
I dont want to have sex on offspring songs coz when i do, the song reminds me the gilrl.And i dont want my favorite songs to remind me "girls"... if you know what i mean ;)

i'll have to have another breakfast after reading this:D:D

RageAndLov
06-24-2008, 04:02 AM
i didnt get that.... :confused:

dff_punk
06-24-2008, 04:05 AM
Da Hui!!! :D

Jaded skies
06-24-2008, 04:15 AM
Demons.

I like kinky sex.

HeadAroundU
06-24-2008, 04:36 AM
I dont want to have sex on offspring songs coz when i do, the song reminds me the gilrl.And i dont want my favorite songs to remind me "girls"... if you know what i mean ;)
Yeah, we know, you are homo.

Hombre
06-24-2008, 04:37 AM
Da Hui!!! :D
Yeah!In Russians it pronounced like Yes Dick!

Powerh
06-24-2008, 04:39 AM
The Offspring songs to have sex:

nitro, all i want, da hui, change the world,a nd of course HIT THAT ;)

yellow
06-24-2008, 05:31 AM
I have a whole new fantasy to think about. i will get back to u.

Jojan
06-24-2008, 05:37 AM
I have never had sex, but masturbating to Da Hui is awesome.

dff_punk
06-24-2008, 05:42 AM
Yeah!In Russians it pronounced like Yes Dick!

Oh that's actually pretty close. Here, dick is "chuj". Pretty similar :)

Pepsaj
06-24-2008, 05:44 AM
Lol :D But "da" is different ;)

SaiKYoU
06-24-2008, 05:47 AM
co1 intro, going in a loop over and over again...

Palma
06-24-2008, 05:49 AM
The intro on co1. It lasts just aslong as I do in bed.

RazielSR
06-24-2008, 05:51 AM
I dont want to have sex on offspring songs coz when i do, the song reminds me the gilrl.And i dont want my favorite songs to remind me "girls"... if you know what i mean ;)


hahahahhahahahahaha

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

The_Bass
06-24-2008, 05:53 AM
I think Pretty Fly.

Amiralanal
06-24-2008, 05:57 AM
Pay the man!!

The Search Button
06-24-2008, 06:06 AM
Pay the man!!

Why You Lie?

The majority of men would never make it to the second part of that song.

Not me obviously. I'd be finnished by the end of the intro.

Macko
06-24-2008, 06:14 AM
52 girls :)

Amiralanal
06-24-2008, 06:16 AM
Why You Lie?

The majority of men would never make it to the second part of that song.

Not me obviously. I'd be finnished by the end of the intro.

If you are drunk, you can fuck for hours if you concentrate. Think about serious issues like starvation and war n shit, then your excitement will sink for a while. Repeat this several times, you can postpone the ejeculation for hours if you want to.

Kornography17
06-24-2008, 06:47 AM
Probably You're gonna go far kid (Dance Fucker Dance) or "Want You Bad" for that kinky shit. But my opinion doesnt matter, I'm a virgin

Rutegard
06-24-2008, 07:44 AM
me & my old lady

MAXTER
06-24-2008, 08:01 AM
The Offspring - "Sex In Bed" Compilation:D

01 - The Blurb (Intro)
02 - Hammerhead (LET'S GO!!!)
03 - Session
04 - All I Want
05 - Come Out And Play
06 - Me & My Old Lady
07 - Staring At The Sun
08 - Pretty Fly
09 - Why Don't You Get A Job?
10 - Hit That
11 - All I Want
12 - Feelings
13 - Pay The Man
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14 - Intermission (Time To Relax), Give Me A Cigarette!!!
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15 - Come Out Swinging
16 - Original Prankster
17 - Want You Bad
18 - Denial, Revisited
19 - Kristy,Are You Donig Okay?
20 - Self Esteem
21 - Fix You
22 - The Kids Aren't Alright (Europe Only Bonus Track) [Bonus Track In Splinter DVD]:rolleyes:

Rutegard
06-24-2008, 08:07 AM
The Offspring - "Sex In Bed" Compilation:D

01 - The Blurb (Intro)
02 - Hammerhead (LET'S GO!!!)
03 - Session
04 - All I Want
05 - Come Out And Play
06 - Me & My Old Lady
07 - Staring At The Sun
08 - Pretty Fly
09 - Why Don't You Get A Job?
10 - Hit That
11 - All I Want
12 - Feelings
13 - Pay The Man
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14 - Intermission (Time To Relax), Give Me A Cigarette!!!
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15 - Come Out Swinging
16 - Original Prankster
17 - Want You Bad
18 - Denial, Revisited
19 - Kristy,Are You Donig Okay?
20 - Self Esteem
21 - Fix You
22 - The Kids Aren't Alright (Europe Only Bonus Track) [Bonus Track In Splinter DVD]:rolleyes:

LOOOL
awesome

wanna make out?

MAXTER
06-24-2008, 08:11 AM
LOOOL
awesome

wanna make out?


Ohh yeahhhh:cool:

Give It To Me Baby, Aha Aha :D

Rutegard
06-24-2008, 08:13 AM
Ohh yeahhhh:cool:

Give It To Me Baby, Aha Aha :D

eheheh

let's have some offspring sex hunny!!

(nice statement to say to someone at the bar LOL)

.Change the World.
06-24-2008, 09:45 AM
Maxter that is a rather extensive list and that's bad ass!

SaiKYoU
06-24-2008, 11:12 AM
52 girls :)

OMFG! you're right!

Jack-UK
06-24-2008, 11:25 AM
YGGFK so i can thrust to the beat.

Also i can 'hit her right between the yes' at the end.

medi01
06-24-2008, 11:32 AM
Also i can 'hit her right between the yes' at the end.

...it's 'hit 'em right between the eyes'

Rafa88offspring
06-24-2008, 11:37 AM
Can't Repeat...

lol! haha

It's funnier if we see this thread as song titles that when related to sex change their meanings a lot.

the first thing I thought was that someone was going to post "We don't have sex anymore".

Jack-UK
06-24-2008, 11:39 AM
...it's 'hit 'em right between the eyes'
I know... >_<

Macko
06-24-2008, 11:54 AM
I know what I wouldn't definitely play - Kick him when he's down :D

megadeth
06-24-2008, 02:29 PM
during my first time self-esteem came on the radio and i almost laughed

icklebabygremlin
06-24-2008, 03:07 PM
i had sex with my girlfriend with the Noose on :P

T_immortal
06-24-2008, 03:24 PM
I'd have to say Dirty Magic, or Session :D Ignition has some good sex songs

Rafa88offspring
06-24-2008, 03:38 PM
i had sex with my girlfriend with the Noose on :P

That's a pretty hardcore fetish, I might add...

Rave21
06-24-2008, 03:44 PM
i had sex with my girlfriend with the Noose on :P

seriously. thats like really hardcore SHtuff right there.

MAD IAN
06-24-2008, 07:00 PM
Beheaded. hehehehehe

hshduppsnt
06-24-2008, 07:22 PM
people are having sex with the offspring on?

intentionally?

then again what do I know? :-/...

Rag Doll
06-24-2008, 08:26 PM
i accidentally had sex listening to "Pretty Fly"...ohgod. It was awkward. And we kept giggling. And just....eugh.

Never again will I bone listening to the Offspring.

bouncingcoles
06-24-2008, 09:12 PM
when your in prison


That song always gets me fired up!

Rafa88offspring
06-24-2008, 09:17 PM
how about "take it like a man"?

oh_strange_one
06-24-2008, 09:25 PM
any thing hard heavy and fast .......... the song i mean lol:p

Jules69
06-24-2008, 10:36 PM
Cant get my hehttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sex012.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)ad around you!?!??

iPunk247
06-24-2008, 11:11 PM
lol teh babana thingy cute

Jules69
06-24-2008, 11:15 PM
lol teh babana thingy cute

Cant Repeat!! Thanks it was at freesmilies.org http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sex022.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Jules69
06-24-2008, 11:18 PM
I think this one is funny too!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sex017.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

iPunk247
06-24-2008, 11:21 PM
thanx for teh link. lol funny but cute

Jules69
06-24-2008, 11:54 PM
SESSIONS!!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sex020.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

iPunk247
06-25-2008, 12:00 AM
*out of breaths*

*takes a big breaths*

*laughs ti'll she dr0ps*

*cracks up ti'll she farts*

Jules69
06-25-2008, 12:03 AM
How did u make ur myspace clickable?? Add me but change ur setting so I can request u cause I do not know ur email or last name

iPunk247
06-25-2008, 12:27 AM
i'll ADD ya. :):) c00lies.

Jules69
06-25-2008, 12:29 AM
Thanks, but u have to request me cause it wont let me request you!! Thanks again, Julie

Jules69
06-25-2008, 12:34 AM
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/signs051.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

iPunk247
06-25-2008, 12:38 AM
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/signs051.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

*starts humming*


i think i just did. please check it. and no problem. i requested ya. thank ya. xD

Selfesteem_
06-25-2008, 12:44 AM
Dirty Magic and Pay the man

Xyrin
06-25-2008, 12:54 AM
We all know what songs would be great to have sex to.

But..What about the ones you wouldn't want to have sex to?


Worst Hangover Ever
What In The World Happened To You
Why Don't You Get A Job
When You're In Prison

Etc etc.

iPunk247
06-25-2008, 01:26 AM
g0ne away

dirty magic

pay the man

want you bad

fix you

denial, revisited

kid (dance fucker dance)

amongs others etc.... <3

Free?
06-25-2008, 04:17 AM
Kill The President, Americana (for "Well FUCK YOU!" part ), Blackball, Crossroads, Geit It Right, Hit That (!) and Me & My Old Lady.

Living in Chaos
06-25-2008, 05:18 AM
Rise and Fall.

Ill.be.waiting.
06-25-2008, 09:15 AM
Come out and play or want you bad :P

Lipo
06-25-2008, 11:26 AM
Every song that has "fuck" in the lyrics.

ad8
06-25-2008, 12:58 PM
I have never had sex, but masturbating to Da Hui is awesome.
I just couldn't help laughing:D

YGGFK so i can thrust to the beat.

Also i can 'hit her right between the yes' at the end.

lol.... we need a RickyCrack-describes-love comment here

Pretty hard to have sex to an Offspring song.... especially if you're a virgin like me... But I'd choose some pop-ish stuff, I guess.(Maybe the Donkey Kong part in Special Delivery would be nice:D)

IamSam
06-25-2008, 01:09 PM
What the fuck? I never expected to see a thread like this. And who the hell put 'barack obama' as a tag?

Marco
06-25-2008, 01:10 PM
Da Hui
Me & My Old Lady

Rutegard
06-25-2008, 01:13 PM
Da Hui
Me & My Old Lady

GREAT

except for da hui!!

Pata
06-25-2008, 01:25 PM
Come out and play!

(but its better not to listen to offspring during sex, i probably start singing in my head :o )

Rutegard
06-25-2008, 01:27 PM
Come out and play!

(but its better not to listen to offspring during sex, i probably start singing in my head :o )

eheheh


or start imagining greg k!!

Pata
06-25-2008, 01:45 PM
eheheh


or start imagining greg k!!

No.. dexter...dexter...
He walking naked in my house singing "aham aham give it to me baby"

Rutegard
06-25-2008, 01:58 PM
No.. dexter...dexter...
He walking naked in my house singing "aham aham give it to me baby"

LOOL i can see that happen!! seriously!!

wanna kidnap him?

Pata
06-25-2008, 02:08 PM
LOOL i can see that happen!! seriously!!

wanna kidnap him?

I wish i could.. I wouldnt be here noooww!!!
I would be making beiiibiiiiisss :D

Rutegard
06-25-2008, 02:09 PM
I wish i could.. I wouldnt be here noooww!!!
I would be making beiiibiiiiisss :D

eheheh you naughty!!

i want his money! LOL

Pata
06-25-2008, 02:13 PM
eheheh you naughty!!

i want his money! LOL

Forget about his money ! I want his body all over me!!!!! okay my boyfriend would like to "hear" this :| (okay my english is bad, but my portuguese is awwwesooommme :D)

Capricorn4
06-25-2008, 02:14 PM
Forget about his money ! I want his body all over me!!!!! okay my boyfriend would like to "hear" this :| (okay my english is bad, but my portuguese is awwwesooommme :D)

You guys are really creative today:D.

Cock Joke
06-25-2008, 02:16 PM
This can be a fun thread.


Original Prankster
Pretty Fly
Hit That
Beheaded
Kill The President
She's Got Issues
Spare Me The Details
Fix You
Hammerhead
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
Special Delivery
One Fine Day


I'll probably post more later.

Pata
06-25-2008, 02:17 PM
You guys are really creative today:D.

Summer holidays! You're mind starts thinking alone about kinky things :(

Another good song takes me nowhere and stuff is messed up ! But.. like i said i would probably start singing, and that would be nice.

Rutegard
06-25-2008, 02:18 PM
Forget about his money ! I want his body all over me!!!!! okay my boyfriend would like to "hear" this :| (okay my english is bad, but my portuguese is awwwesooommme :D)

i want his body and money!

ok...

i'd prefer to have hard sex with him for one night then having his millions LOL

well on the other hand....

ehehehe

Rutegard
06-25-2008, 02:19 PM
This can be a fun thread.


Original Prankster
Pretty Fly
Hit That
Beheaded
Kill The President
She's Got Issues
Spare Me The Details
Fix You
Hammerhead
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
Special Delivery
One Fine Day


I'll probably post more later.



it is not suppose for you to post their all discography ya know? ehehe

Cock Joke
06-25-2008, 02:20 PM
it is not suppose for you to post their all discography ya know? ehehe

I know. Just the ones that make people go "lol having sex to that song wtf!?"

keonii7
06-25-2008, 02:23 PM
I wouldn't know, but the thread made me think of special delivery.

Pata
06-25-2008, 02:23 PM
i want his body and money!

ok...

i'd prefer to have hard sex with him for one night then having his millions LOL

well on the other hand....

ehehehe

We could be making out and in the end he would said : "okay you're awesome "dude" (it sound like gay sex.. but okay) !!! The best sex of my life. I will miss you so much.. I'm going to put you in my will!"

Rutegard
06-25-2008, 02:25 PM
We could be making out and in the end he would said : "okay you're awesome "dude" (it sound like gay sex.. but okay) !!! The best sex of my life. I will miss you so much.. I'm going to put you in my will!"

see?

you get my point!!

that's exactly what i want ;)

Pata
06-25-2008, 02:25 PM
This can be a fun thread.


Original Prankster
Pretty Fly
Hit That
Beheaded
Kill The President
She's Got Issues
Spare Me The Details
Fix You
Hammerhead
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
Special Delivery
One Fine Day


I'll probably post more later.



I know you're right. If you wanna have sex you need more than a 3 minute song!

Pata
06-25-2008, 02:27 PM
see?

you get my point!!

that's exactly what i want ;)

well... If i had sex with him.. i would probably feel like a millionaire.. or a nasty girl.

Capricorn4
06-25-2008, 02:28 PM
I know you're right. If you wanna have sex you need more than a 3 minute song!

How about pay the man?

Rutegard
06-25-2008, 02:29 PM
How about pay the man?

probably not enough yet LOL

right?

Pata
06-25-2008, 02:29 PM
How about pay the man?

Ohh.. no.. Than i would feel like a millionaire. I would be homeless |:

Capricorn4
06-25-2008, 02:30 PM
probably not enough yet LOL

right?

Insatiable people..:rolleyes:

Rutegard
06-25-2008, 02:32 PM
Insatiable people..:rolleyes:

yyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh

Pata
06-25-2008, 02:33 PM
Insatiable people..:rolleyes:

In my mind it's good sex, and for free :D

If i would have hardcore sex i would choose... Feelings :o a great song to have violent sex!

ernesto88
06-25-2008, 02:55 PM
fix you! for have sex with your girlfriend, it's the one

Pata
06-25-2008, 03:07 PM
fix you! for have sex with your girlfriend, it's the one

can't get my head around you :D

ernesto88
06-25-2008, 03:20 PM
can't get my head around you :D

yeah, but i like "fix you" becouse is more quiet (not for a porn scene, or hard sex) on the contrary, for romantic sex. :D

Pata
06-25-2008, 03:26 PM
yeah, but i like "fix you" becouse is more quiet (not for a porn scene, or hard sex) on the contrary, for romantic sex. :D

For romantic sex.. Amazed. I dont see me having romantic sex with offspring on :(

MAXTER
06-25-2008, 04:35 PM
Sex with "Sin City".....:D

Living in Chaos
06-25-2008, 05:50 PM
The Kids Aren't Alright

OffspringHead
06-25-2008, 08:13 PM
I hate the song but I'd have to say Hit That. It's perfect. Just imagine a smiling guy having sex to the opening of Hit That.

Makes me giggle.

IamSam
06-25-2008, 09:01 PM
Once again.

What.

The.

Hell.


Why is 'Barack Obama' in the tags?

iPunk247
06-25-2008, 11:48 PM
kinky enough and plenty enough to sex fuck to all teh 0ffspring songs. teehee i am a sucker with no self steem. & leopard fetish

selF_LexA
06-28-2008, 07:17 AM
It's impossible to make sex while listening to "pretty fly" without laughing, so that one is out! And "Hit That"...
But the Ignition album is great to get in on! But I think i would be singing the song the whole time...some guys may find that annoying

effreyj
06-28-2008, 07:47 AM
Intermission

Hypodermic_89
06-28-2008, 09:20 AM
I used to fuck my girl while listening to "Beheaded".

It made my motor go.










...I'm joking.

zsk
06-28-2008, 09:21 AM
pretty fly

KyleW
06-28-2008, 09:33 AM
Not sure if anyone has said it but Me and My Old LAdy always makes the girl feel secure.

Best orgy song: One Hundred Punks

Hypodermic_89
06-28-2008, 09:36 AM
Not sure if anyone has said it but Me and My Old LAdy always makes the girl feel secure.

Best orgy song: One Hundred Punks
No, best orgy song is 52 Girls.

The Search Button
06-28-2008, 09:39 AM
Take It Like a Man

Camilamazed
06-28-2008, 10:16 AM
Take It Like a Man

You crack me up hahahaaha


Well, even though I love the band wholeheartedly, there's no way of having sex listening to their music....

On a second thought... Denial would be ok... No it wouldn't..

spidey255
06-28-2008, 10:44 AM
Autonomy

Change lyrics to "I, I want you on top of me."

Budzy
06-28-2008, 09:40 PM
Autonomy

Change lyrics to "I, I want you on top of me."

haha thats what i thought when i first heard it. then i realised 'ah they say autonomy'
call me billy not silly.

holland25
06-29-2008, 12:33 AM
The first one I considered the best was Denial, Revisited, the music is just perfect, but the lyrics won't fit... So I will choose Kristy... Don't know why, but yes.

Lightning Rod
06-29-2008, 02:56 AM
Jenniffer lost the war.
Take It Like A Man
Self Esteem
Leave It Behind
Pay The Man
One Fine Day
Hit That
Da Hui


But honest..i prefer another songs for have sex.
for example
- Love Hurts)(Nazareth)
- Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon (Urge Overkill)
- Face To Face (Siouxsie And The Banshees)
- White Rabbit (Jefferson Airplane)
- Medication (Garbage)
and some songs by Roy Orbison For Good Brutal Sex

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masturbating also good ^_^

F@ BANKZ
06-29-2008, 04:45 AM
Jenniffer lost the war.

Erm... what?

yellow
06-29-2008, 05:09 AM
I have a whole new fantasy to think about. i will get back to u.
First I would like to thank whoever started this thread, it was a happy fantasy to think about. Time well spent.
I am unable to narrow it down to one or a few songs by offspring that i want to have sex to. I would have to say the albums "smash", "conspiracy of one" and "rise and fall, rage and grace" - either in their entirety or all three on shuffle. I am aware not all of the songs on those albums are considered romantic; but i feel the music makes up for it and provides a nice beat to set an intmate satsifying pace that is great.

Budzy
06-29-2008, 07:38 PM
The first one I considered the best was Denial, Revisited, the music is just perfect, but the lyrics won't fit... So I will choose Kristy... Don't know why, but yes.

lol
denial revisited lyrics dont fit. But kristy's do?
isnt kristy about child molestation?

one hundred punks
06-29-2008, 09:44 PM
LA NA NA NA NA-Shit is fucked up!

renato piquette
11-03-2008, 07:32 PM
Once again.

What.

The.

Hell.


Why is 'Barack Obama' in the tags?

yeah and "catholic church",Iīd say Dirty Magic would be my sex soundtrack (well,whenever my girl and I have sex,our fave songs are "venus" by air or "morning glory" by jamiroquai (if you know the songs,you may know we like romantic sex),but when we want kinky sex,we play "tony the beat" by the sounds or "off the hook" by cansei de ser sexy :)

KHWHD
11-04-2008, 01:29 AM
Spare Me The Details, or Denial, Revisited.... bwahahahaha. Just kidding, I don't have sex with music on. It's too distracting for me. ;)

Beheaded
11-04-2008, 01:56 AM
Sex and an Offspring-song? Fucking no. I would sing the whole time.^_^

And my girlfriend doesn't like the Offspring. "I hate the singer, he got such an bad voice!". Damn, I mean, she is a Placebo-fan. But she likes 2 songs from The Offspring: YGGFK and The kids aren't alright.

randman21
11-04-2008, 02:49 AM
Take it Like a Man and afterwards Gotta Get Away.

Amiralanal
11-04-2008, 03:23 AM
I have never had the pleasure of combining these two favorite thing of mine.
I would choose Ixnay in from start to the end.

Slim Pickens The Bomb Rider
11-04-2008, 04:45 AM
take it like a man and afterwards gotta get away.

lol!!!!!!!!

Kennytar
11-04-2008, 04:58 AM
Sex and an Offspring-song? Fucking no. I would sing the whole time.^_^

And my girlfriend doesn't like the Offspring. "I hate the singer, he got such an bad voice!". Damn, I mean, she is a Placebo-fan. But she likes 2 songs from The Offspring: YGGFK and The kids aren't alright.

LOL, i would sing too! And plus my bf doesnt like Offspring that much either. So, its kinda out of the question.

findout5
11-04-2008, 06:24 AM
Hand Grenades is a nice song for premature ejaculators :P

Rutegard
11-04-2008, 08:28 AM
Hand Grenades is a nice song for premature ejaculators :P

the blurb and me and my old lady don't u think? and in the end, hand grenades :D

randman21
11-04-2008, 08:36 AM
the blurb and me and my old lady don't u think? and in the end, hand grenades :D
Well...you do know the Blurb is just a recording of Dexter's intimate bedroom moments, right?

Rutegard
11-04-2008, 08:40 AM
Well...you do know the Blurb is just a recording of Dexter's intimate bedroom moments, right?

that's exactly why i chose that, i hope he dosen't mind at all ahaha

Marco
11-04-2008, 09:03 AM
one fine day :cool:

SK8rocka
11-04-2008, 12:21 PM
ok,

uhh.
hand grenades?

F@ BANKZ
11-04-2008, 02:02 PM
You all forgot the "Rise & Fall joke".

KHWHD
11-04-2008, 02:10 PM
Take it Like a Man and afterwards Gotta Get Away.

Ahahaha, good one. :D

Alex101
11-04-2008, 02:52 PM
Tough choice. I'll go with "Self Esteem" anyway.

renato piquette
11-04-2008, 03:15 PM
jaja,I never tried to do it with Offspring music on before I saw this thread,last night I played Ignition,but my girlfriend askedme to turn it off before Kick Him When Heīs Down finished....it was cool anyways,we ended up playing Airīs "Talkie Walkie"album once again....
but,hey!it was fun to do it with Ignition on,you should try it :)

_Lost_
11-04-2008, 03:37 PM
The thought of listening to the offspring during sex just made me die a little on the inside. Even with how much i love the offspring, thats just not right...

I'd be up for some old-school death metal. The songs that are totally hard-core, yet smooth. And they are long, so you don't get so many quiet parts where the songs change.

clocks_R_slow
11-05-2008, 09:26 AM
lmao what a crazy ass thread....

but.. half truism would be great:D

Aria
11-16-2008, 05:35 AM
I wish i could.. I wouldnt be here noooww!!!
I would be making beiiibiiiiisss :D

lol. Making babies? wow...

Aria
11-16-2008, 05:38 AM
i want his body and money!

ok...

i'd prefer to have hard sex with him for one night then having his millions LOL

well on the other hand....

ehehehe


lol. i wonder what dex would think if he reads this. and i wonder what his wife thinks. lol!!!
i only want to be in his plane. being his co-pilot. =D

Aria
11-16-2008, 05:42 AM
yeah, but i like "fix you" becouse is more quiet (not for a porn scene, or hard sex) on the contrary, for romantic sex. :D

Yeah, I'd prefer a repetition of Fix You, Denial Revisited, Dirty Magic (acoustic), Pay the Man sounds good (especially Dex voice in the beginning *wow*)... what else? Amazed too.. I just like it when Dex's voice is at a low-key. sexier.

Aria
11-16-2008, 05:45 AM
You crack me up hahahaaha


Well, even though I love the band wholeheartedly, there's no way of having sex listening to their music....

On a second thought... Denial would be ok... No it wouldn't..

Yes, Denial would be ok. i'd probably be crying imagining dex writing that song in tears. =P

Aria
11-16-2008, 05:47 AM
lol
denial revisited lyrics dont fit. But kristy's do?
isnt kristy about child molestation?

I was thinking of the exact same thing. lol. sicko!

Aria
11-16-2008, 05:50 AM
that's exactly why i chose that, i hope he dosen't mind at all ahaha

lol!!!! i don't knw why but i'm blushing just imagining him blushing. hahaha!!

iPunk247
11-16-2008, 06:08 AM
:D PRETTY MUCH ALL 0F 'EM!!! THEY'RE NAUGHTY*FREAKY*KINKY*SEXY* & NICE :D

:D the serious ones: like making love all romantic and shit and as for the joke ones: super duper hardcore pornish dirty dancing grinding fucking all nighter. :D

renato piquette
11-16-2008, 01:29 PM
:D PRETTY MUCH ALL 0F 'EM!!! THEY'RE NAUGHTY*FREAKY*KINKY*SEXY* & NICE :D

:D the serious ones: like making love all romantic and shit and as for the joke ones: super duper hardcore pornish dirty dancing grinding fucking all nighter. :D

wow,now Iīm hard

F@ BANKZ
11-16-2008, 03:22 PM
:D PRETTY MUCH ALL 0F 'EM!!! THEY'RE NAUGHTY*FREAKY*KINKY*SEXY* & NICE :D

:D the serious ones: like making love all romantic and shit and as for the joke ones: super duper hardcore pornish dirty dancing grinding fucking all nighter. :D

And your idea of romantic is The Offspring?

I'm not saying it isn't mine.. But how does your partner feel?
Lol.

iPunk247
11-16-2008, 05:46 PM
wow,now iīm hard


i like it hard!!!

iPunk247
11-16-2008, 05:56 PM
And your idea of romantic is The Offspring?

I'm not saying it isn't mine.. But how does your partner feel?
Lol.


pretty much. The Offspring = FUCKABLE!!! :D :p

*LOL* i have yet to sexed it up w/a partner. ;)

a sex tape / dvd = risky business. :rolleyes:



What is your idea of a romantic atmosphere? Tell it!

renato piquette
11-17-2008, 08:53 PM
i like it hard!!!

jaja,goddamnit this is a fun thread :D

renato piquette
11-17-2008, 08:55 PM
pretty much. The Offspring = FUCKABLE!!! :D :p

*LOL* i have yet to sexed it up w/a partner. ;)

a sex tape / dvd = risky business. :rolleyes:



What is your idea of a romantic atmosphere? Tell it!

airīs "talkie walkie" album=romantic atmosphere

iPunk247
11-18-2008, 08:54 PM
jaja,goddamnit this is a fun thread :D

quoted 4 truth :cool:

iPunk247
11-18-2008, 08:56 PM
airīs "talkie walkie" album=romantic atmosphere


need ya say moar :o

iPunk247
11-19-2008, 01:43 AM
http://i309.photobucket.com/albums/kk384/katellow/Quotes%20and%20Stuff/leopardlips.png

http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m417/BossLady559/quotes/brass.jpg

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk263/lovinghim222/Random%20and%20Quotes/Handcuffs.jpg

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l315/nitaphillips/lingerie.jpg

Aria
11-19-2008, 03:35 AM
Take it Like a Man and afterwards Gotta Get Away.

lol. smart thinking.

Greekoldfan
11-19-2008, 03:32 PM
i dont mind if there's even britney spears on the radio when i'm having sex...but want you bad improves my performance!!hehe..

Ninty Man
11-19-2008, 04:57 PM
Session and Bad Habit XD

_Lost_
11-19-2008, 05:17 PM
i still think you all are weird for even considering having sex while listening to the offspring. thats just awkward

iPunk247
11-19-2008, 05:53 PM
i still think you all are weird for even considering having sex while listening to the offspring. thats just awkward

i know right. ya know i may be a weirdo in a awkwardly kinda/sorta way but offy sex rules!!! :D :D :D :D

renato piquette
11-19-2008, 07:50 PM
need ya say moar :o

yEAh,specially "venus",but for kinky sex i like "session"(form the offspring") and "tony the beat" from the sounds ;)

iPunk247
11-19-2008, 08:11 PM
yEAh,specially "venus",but for kinky sex i like "session"(form the offspring") and "tony the beat" from the sounds ;)

Hell Fucken Yeah, Baby!!! Session is such a KINKY fuckable song XD

moaning and screaming to it is so hot. i'll be humming it but ya know in a horny kinda/sorta way :o

K-Luna babe AKA Mrs. Holland wrote that song. Damn, Dexter is one Lucky Man! :D :cool:

Hypno Toad
11-20-2008, 04:30 PM
Well since I'm a virgin and obviously yet to have sex. However I can imagine having it to Want You Bad

Man that is so cheesy.


I would go with special delivery.

JK,

52 girls, or nothingtown.

siidflltwyd
11-21-2008, 01:05 AM
my vote goes to hit that. title says it all, lol. either that or session, assuming the bitch is too dumb to know what the lyrics mean.

Little_Miss_1565
11-21-2008, 09:43 AM
Y'all make me feel uncomfortable. :(

_Lost_
11-21-2008, 09:53 AM
Y'all make me feel uncomfortable. :(

quoted for truth and general applicability towards most members here...

what are you doing saying ya'll 1565? you're from the north! ya'll are supposed to hate us southerners and our mutilation of the english language.

Camilamazed
11-21-2008, 12:42 PM
That's why I decided to take English lessons... Someone on the brazilian boards said LAPD would be the perfect song to have sex.

What the fuck..

PS: Unless it's a fetich to dress up as cops and beat the hell out of each other's ass during intercourse. :eek:

dff_punk
11-21-2008, 02:16 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else see that the vast majority of posters into this thread are female? Now this is just weird... boys are supposed to be "the sexists"... :p

Rooster
11-21-2008, 02:58 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else see that the vast majority of posters into this thread are female? Now this is just weird... boys are supposed to be "the sexists"... :p

This thing with boys being "the sexists" is probably just a myth. With this thread the myth has been destroyed. And we didn't even call mythbusters...

_Lost_
11-21-2008, 03:17 PM
hahahahaha! ROFL!

you guys have clearly never heard women talk about sex. I promise you we are just as dirty or dirtier! I'm notorious for it, especially on aim. always catches the guys off guard when i talk to them. HAHA!

girls are great! even the most innocent girls are dirty at heart.

Rooster
11-21-2008, 03:22 PM
hahahahaha! ROFL!

you guys have clearly never heard women talk about sex. I promise you we are just as dirty or dirtier! I'm notorious for it, especially on aim. always catches the guys off guard when i talk to them. HAHA!

girls are great! even the most innocent girls are dirty at heart.

This is the best news since i heard that Rebelde (you know, that terrible band from some stupid tv series) are breaking up!

dff_punk
11-21-2008, 03:22 PM
Hahaha, I clearly have heard women talk about sex. Actually, I have a close friend(girl) who talks about sex all the time. The difference is that when women are talking about sex, they are most of the time just teasing you, and men actually mean it.

_Lost_
11-21-2008, 03:39 PM
they are most of the time just teasing you, and men actually mean it.

not me... but guys usually think i am teasing... *shrug* they're the ones missing out...

dff_punk
11-21-2008, 04:01 PM
Well you sure are a dirty little lady.. :p
Now back on topic(if this was off topic, not sure..)

_Lost_
11-21-2008, 04:03 PM
you have no idea...

iPunk247
11-21-2008, 06:28 PM
was i reffered a BITCH? yikes! i like CUNT way better U fucken ASSHOLE :mad:

Hypno Toad
11-21-2008, 08:40 PM
you have no idea...

I can see this "best sex song" thread escalating to a sex thread really fast.

_Lost_
11-21-2008, 10:42 PM
no. NSFW. I usually reserve that sort of thing for AIM and other instant messaging services.

randman21
11-21-2008, 10:52 PM
no. NSFW. I usually reserve that sort of thing for AIM and other instant messaging services.
purrrrr, wuts ur sn gurl?!

_Lost_
11-22-2008, 09:36 AM
Hahaha! <3<3

Mel_Off
11-23-2008, 10:22 AM
I can see this "best sex song" thread escalating to a sex thread really fast.

hahaha yep :p

renato piquette
11-24-2008, 02:33 PM
this is a lovely thread

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