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pyro offspring
06-26-2008, 12:17 AM
who loves 69??? who has 69ed???? 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iPunk247
06-26-2008, 12:23 AM
as in 69 sex position?

pyro offspring
06-26-2008, 12:41 AM
as in 69 sex position?

that is exactly what i mean

Endymion
06-26-2008, 12:50 AM
i've never found it enjoyable.

pyro offspring
06-26-2008, 01:26 AM
i've never found it enjoyable.

have you seen two women do it?

SkunkIt
06-26-2008, 01:28 AM
have you seen two women do it?

Have you seen two men do it?

The Search Button
06-26-2008, 01:44 AM
69 is overrated.

You can't see shit.

Endymion
06-26-2008, 06:09 AM
i thought this thread was about performing, not watching.

calichix
06-26-2008, 06:16 AM
I'm not good at multi tasking so both parties end up getting half assed. it's just a bummer deal.

Sunny
06-26-2008, 06:20 AM
have you seen two women do it?

...i thought you didn't like gay people?

ThunderPX
06-26-2008, 06:44 AM
...i thought you didn't like gay people?

Women can't be gay of course. They can only be lesbians, which is totally different. :rolleyes:

JohnnyNemesis
06-26-2008, 07:06 AM
Only virgins enjoy 69, because 69 is just plain not enjoyable.

Jakebert
06-26-2008, 07:53 AM
Only virgins enjoy 69, because 69 is just plain not enjoyable.

Truth. It's easily the least fun I've ever had with my penis in a girl's mouth.

IamSam
06-26-2008, 08:18 AM
You can't see shit.

Well...technically that's all you see.

OffspringHead
06-26-2008, 09:27 AM
Women can't be gay of course. They can only be lesbians, which is totally different. :rolleyes:

Nah. That just means you're a close-minded man. Guys on Guys and Women on Women are both GAY.

ThunderPX
06-26-2008, 10:26 AM
Nah. That just means you're a close-minded man. Guys on Guys and Women on Women are both GAY.

Maybe the sarcasm wouldn't be lost on you if I enlarged the rolleyes smiley to ten times its current size.

Vidder
06-26-2008, 05:04 PM
69 is overrated.

You can't see shit.

...Thats PRECISELY what you see....

Jakebert
06-26-2008, 07:54 PM
Well...technically that's all you see.


...Thats PRECISELY what you see....

Good work guys. Hit the showers and call it a day.

HornyPope
06-26-2008, 10:16 PM
I like 69, assholes.

Little_Miss_1565
06-26-2008, 10:18 PM
You know who else likes 69? Gay people.

HornyPope
06-26-2008, 10:21 PM
You know who else likes 69? Gay people.

At least they have good taste.

Little_Miss_1565
06-26-2008, 10:22 PM
At least they have good taste.

I was aiming it more at the OP, but lololol u said taste get it 69

HornyPope
06-26-2008, 10:25 PM
I was aiming it more at the OP, but lololol u said taste get it 69

You have a good taste too.

IamSam
06-26-2008, 10:38 PM
Good work guys. Hit the showers and call it a day.

Like...together?

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-27-2008, 09:19 AM
...i thought you didn't like gay people?

OH SNAP.

I find it enjoyable, to an extent, but no more or less than any other oral act, really. I find it to be slightly overrated.

ninthlayer
06-27-2008, 09:34 AM
Yo fags, grow up and put the dick in the 'gine.

ps: Dykes are nasty.

Sunny
06-27-2008, 09:39 AM
69 is a good CONCEPT. in practice, however, i prefer focusing solely on the task at hand. or mouth. LOLOLOL.

Drums beating in my Heart
06-27-2008, 10:09 AM
69?? My mark of French was 69, Not that good, but good enough:p

:rolleyes:

JoY
06-27-2008, 10:24 AM
have you seen two women do it?

this is relevant how.


Only virgins enjoy 69, because 69 is just plain not enjoyable.

seriously! I always think it's pretty damn entertaining. it's certainly not the most entertaining position sex has to offer, but still, if I don't rationalise it & picture it sideways (coz, omg weird), I have a great time.


Truth. It's easily the least fun I've ever had with my penis in a girl's mouth.

oh damn...


Nah. That just means you're a close-minded man. Guys on Guys and Women on Women are both GAY.

I don't know why, I can't entirely explain it, but this post gets me rofl'ing around my room every time I see it.


I like 69, assholes.

:)


You know who else likes 69? Gay people.

:(

I'm not gay.

JohnnyNemesis
06-27-2008, 10:28 AM
I like 69, assholes.

I read the comma in this post as the beginning of a list and I find it hilarious.

Andy
06-27-2008, 10:46 AM
I like it, it's when I got my first real six-string.

wheelchairman
06-27-2008, 10:57 AM
Dude giving oral to a guitar, and sticking it in the hole of the guitar does not count as 69'ing.

Andy
06-27-2008, 11:14 AM
Don't knock it 'till you've tried it, Per. The acoustics are something else.

pyro offspring
06-30-2008, 09:39 PM
i like to watch women 69

Little_Miss_1565
06-30-2008, 10:39 PM
Don't knock it 'till you've tried it, Per. The acoustics are something else.

Zing! Would you describe the acoustics as "orgasmic"?

0r4ng3
06-30-2008, 10:42 PM
I would think that they suck, in my opinion.

adombomb222
06-30-2008, 10:45 PM
I don't know if I like whats going on in this thread, based on just the last page. But I don't think reading the rest of the thread will make my life any better...

H1T_That
07-01-2008, 08:56 AM
I like it, it's when I got my first real six-string.

Beat me to it.

I was gonna come in with

"I'm not fond of it. And i've played it 'til my fingers bled."

on second thought, thats gross.

Jules69
07-01-2008, 09:00 AM
Dude giving oral to a guitar, and sticking it in the hole of the guitar does not count as 69'ing.

AHHHH, But, being born in 1969 gives me hope!!!! That position sux, because you cannot see anything except public hair you weirdos!!!!!:rolleyes:

Sunny
07-01-2008, 09:06 AM
you cannot see anything except public hair

what a glorious new addition to our board. welcome, may you continue to provide unintentional hilarity for many years to come!

Jules69
07-01-2008, 09:10 AM
what a glorious new addition to our board. welcome, may you continue to provide unintentional hilarity for many years to come!

Thanks for the very nice welcome strawberry shortcake!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

JohnnyNemesis
07-01-2008, 09:37 AM
Most of my hair is public.

chriiis
07-01-2008, 09:41 AM
69 do not is orgasmic ha ha ha ha

Jules69
07-01-2008, 09:43 AM
69 do not is orgasmic ha ha ha haNO you guys this is my birth year!!! 1969 the summer of LOVE!!

ad8
07-01-2008, 12:20 PM
I read the comma in this post as the beginning of a list and I find it hilarious.

I find it hilarious if I don't read that comma


NO you guys this is my birth year!!! 1969 the summer of LOVE!!

When showing public hair wasn't yet allowed?

Endymion
07-01-2008, 12:46 PM
i think by definition public hair has always been allowed to be seen in public.

IamSam
07-01-2008, 12:56 PM
i think by definition public hair has always been allowed to be seen in public.

JohnnyNemesis: This means the pelt you wear on your back is NOT public.

Endymion
07-01-2008, 12:58 PM
JohnnyNemesis: This means the pelt you wear on your back is NOT public.

my point exactly.

Betty
07-01-2008, 01:48 PM
I became somewhat of a fan of reverse 69 (like, girl on bottom) for the angles and such, but overall, I'd have to say I generally agree with y'all.

JohnnyNemesis
07-01-2008, 04:39 PM
JohnnyNemesis: This means the pelt you wear on your back is NOT public.

I'm a downright force back there.

Vera
07-01-2008, 04:53 PM
I had lost my appetite reading this thread 4 times by the time I even got to "public hair".

>_<

IamSam
07-01-2008, 05:31 PM
I'm a downright force back there.

Hee hee. Force.

Little_Miss_1565
07-01-2008, 06:31 PM
i think by definition public hair has always been allowed to be seen in public.

Protip: Ricky is barred by federal law from wearing pants.

JohnnyNemesis
07-01-2008, 08:39 PM
It's a shorts + suspenders life for me.

nieh
07-01-2008, 08:45 PM
Most of my hair is public.

You have hair?

JohnnyNemesis
07-01-2008, 08:47 PM
Oh, fuck you!

That was....too good!

0r4ng3
07-01-2008, 08:49 PM
Hee hee. Force.
Hee hee. Downright.