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Splinter[PI]
06-27-2008, 04:18 PM
Great work has been done in this forums.

also, we are nearing our 30'000th thread, and this will be reached quickly, with all the new haters...

Conspiracyof1000
06-27-2008, 04:55 PM
postpostpostpost :D

Vera
06-27-2008, 04:55 PM
Trufax: every 50th post on this BBS is by JohnnyNemesis.

Andy
06-27-2008, 05:02 PM
If Ricky had a life, this BBS would collapse.

JoY
06-27-2008, 05:05 PM
that's not true. Dave used to post an incredible shitload, then got a life, was barely around for a while, we lived. I used to post a shitload, had a life to go back to (oh yeah), was barely around for a while & when I came back, this place still appeared to have survived!

frankly, I was kind of disappointed. I hoped you'd miss me more. *pouts*

Andy
06-27-2008, 05:08 PM
I think I stand corrected

Endymion
06-27-2008, 05:10 PM
i'm going to post a bunch of board stats later. with fancy graphs (i hope)!

[edit]
if i had read-only access to the post database it'd be even better, since i could generate time-series data.

Andy
06-27-2008, 05:12 PM
I look forward to it. Honestly, I'm starting to get a real fancy for statistics lately. Quite sad, really.

F@ BANKZ
06-27-2008, 05:26 PM
639 to go, which will be 638 at the most by the time you have read this post.

Cock Joke
06-27-2008, 05:28 PM
I hope I'm the millionth one. DAT WUD B S0 C00L!!!

Conspiracyof1000
06-27-2008, 05:30 PM
Goal for the day:
Beat Cock Joke to millionth post. :cool:

JoY
06-27-2008, 05:30 PM
are we somehow, one way or another, celebrating this?

that'd be weird. like, "hey guys! let's celebrate we spend half a lifetime on the internet together!"

F@ BANKZ
06-27-2008, 05:34 PM
No, I'm fairly sure we are just making a competition of this so that we have something to live for for the next couple of hours.
...
Would you like some cake?

Andy
06-27-2008, 05:35 PM
It's a testament not just to our geekiness, but also our stamina.

Cock Joke
06-27-2008, 05:36 PM
Goal for the day:
Beat Cock Joke to millionth post. :cool:

It is on!!!! Oh look, I'm already on a roll. :p

JoY
06-27-2008, 05:41 PM
No, I'm fairly sure we are just making a competition of this so that we have something to live for for the next couple of hours.
...
Would you like some cake?

well in that case, I don't see why not. :]

Conspiracyof1000
06-27-2008, 06:42 PM
Here's my half-assed celebration post.
CELEBRATiON.

Yay.

Ryder1234
06-27-2008, 07:36 PM
i r so gonna win :cool:

Conspiracyof1000
06-27-2008, 07:43 PM
I just wanted people to pay attention to me... I wasn't being serious...
POST POST POST!

Cock Joke
06-27-2008, 10:28 PM
Wooooo! This rocks!

Ryder1234
06-27-2008, 10:34 PM
muhauhauhauhhauhahua!!!!!!
i r gonna win i r ninjas

Conspiracyof1000
06-27-2008, 10:49 PM
Poooooooooooooooosssssssstt!

Lizardus
06-27-2008, 11:02 PM
I have only one thing to say:

Nads

Conspiracyof1000
06-27-2008, 11:04 PM
Post post I love to post.

Cock Joke
06-27-2008, 11:06 PM
Attention restaurant patrons, testicles! That is all.

Conspiracyof1000
06-27-2008, 11:10 PM
Testes, testes...one, two...three? :)

nieh
06-28-2008, 12:26 AM
I used to post a shitload, had a life to go back to (oh yeah), was barely around for a while & when I came back, this place still appeared to have survived!

frankly, I was kind of disappointed. I hoped you'd miss me more. *pouts*

We're dead on the inside though, I can assure you of that.

JoY
06-28-2008, 09:08 AM
CPR! CPR!!!! somebody give Josh some CPR!!!!!!!!

*starts pounding your chest*

Jakebert
06-28-2008, 10:31 AM
I hope Tango finally decides to share his genius with the world, and that it will be the millionth post.

T-6005
06-28-2008, 12:57 PM
I want to see statistics.

Splinter[PI]
06-28-2008, 01:10 PM
Now that's what I call a test:

TEST!

Endymion
06-28-2008, 03:02 PM
I want to see statistics.

sorry, i didn't get home until 5am. and i just woke up. so i'll get to it some time today. the stats will suck a little because i can't get any time resolution other than the total length of time the boards have been up. thus, for example, i can calculate the average number of posts per day in each section, but i can't actually plot the posts per day for a section to see how it grows when a new album comes out, etc.

Ryder1234
06-28-2008, 03:30 PM
I hope Tango finally decides to share his genius with the world, and that it will be the millionth post.

yeah lol

on a side note, my friend mentioned the man getting fucked to death by a horse today, i was like "that was on the offspring ZOMG!". he told me to watch the video, should i?

Conspiracyof1000
06-28-2008, 03:34 PM
yeah lol

on a side note, my friend mentioned the man getting fucked to death by a horse today, i was like "that was on the offspring ZOMG!". he told me to watch the video, should i?

Dude, you're how old? And you want to watch a guy get fucked to death by a horse? EWW. No.

Splinter[PI]
06-28-2008, 04:55 PM
keep up the great spamming, we're nearing the millionth one!

JohnnyNemesis
06-28-2008, 05:19 PM
The saddest thing about the fact that every second or third post here is by me is that I actually do have a life. For most of my time here I was a full-time partying my ass off college student, worked a full time job and an additional part time job at the same time, been through some relationships of varying degrees and success, etc etc etc typical stuff.

Yet I still post here too fucking much. I think that's a whole new level of loserdom, because I have better shit to do and I actually choose to post here all the time.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-28-2008, 06:07 PM
Dave used to post an incredible shitload, then got a life, was barely around for a while, we lived.

Yeah. And I still haven't forgiven you for it.:mad::mad::mad:

ZeQuebecois
06-28-2008, 06:57 PM
Woah if everythin's fine 'gonna get the millionth' tonight
Hey what'bout if one of the band member come to post it ? ^^:rolleyes:

Lizardus
06-28-2008, 08:44 PM
I want to see testicles.

Fixed!.........

Cock Joke
06-28-2008, 10:20 PM
Woah. We are so close it ain't even funny!

Ryder1234
06-28-2008, 11:32 PM
this is the millionth post.
i win

Ryder1234
06-28-2008, 11:37 PM
i guess im the one with no life.

Ryder1234
06-28-2008, 11:49 PM
and uh... i guess i should say somthing for making the millionth post.

stay in school!

Conspiracyof1000
06-29-2008, 02:26 AM
No school sucks!

Endymion
06-29-2008, 03:21 AM
you're only the millionth if you include the mod forum. you're nearly 5000 off if only public sections of the forum are considered.

Fatally Yours
06-29-2008, 03:30 AM
Congratulations guys :)......I think :confused:....hehe!

Splinter[PI]
06-29-2008, 05:05 AM
well, see you next time...

Drafan
06-29-2008, 06:44 AM
Now after the millionth post, will the beer be cheaper? :)

Fatally Yours
06-29-2008, 06:51 AM
I heard beer.....

Splinter[PI]
06-29-2008, 06:54 AM
Beer? where?!!!

Capricorn4
06-29-2008, 06:57 AM
Beer should be cheaper...at least for my wallets sake..

Fatally Yours
06-29-2008, 06:58 AM
I like beer!!!! :D and I like you :)

Drafan
06-29-2008, 07:04 AM
Yeah, I am talking about BEER! Cold, sparkling.. :D

Fatally Yours
06-29-2008, 07:13 AM
Which beer though? That, right there, is the question....

Splinter[PI]
06-29-2008, 08:42 AM
Which beer though? That, right there, is the question....

a lot of Eichhof!!

Ryder1234
06-29-2008, 09:39 AM
you're only the millionth if you include the mod forum. you're nearly 5000 off if only public sections of the forum are considered.

i just went by the total.

H1T_That
06-29-2008, 09:41 AM
You're all fucking retarded and need to get a grip.

JohnnyNemesis
06-29-2008, 03:41 PM
you're only the millionth if you include the mod forum. you're nearly 5000 off if only public sections of the forum are considered.

Not to mentioned he postwhored his way there!

Ryder1234
06-29-2008, 07:01 PM
Not to mentioned he postwhored his way there!

:rolleyes:101010101010101010

T-6005
06-29-2008, 07:17 PM
Here's a slightly malicious idea.

Delete Ryder's posts leading up to it. They're clearly spam, and it annoys me to look at them.

Once they're gone, his "millionth post" falls a few shy. Someone else takes the dubious honor and we all go home happy.

Problem solved.

Jakebert
06-29-2008, 07:22 PM
Sounds like a good idea to me.

Endymion
06-29-2008, 08:55 PM
i moved them to vlad's postcount+++ thread.

also...
http://www.csulb.edu/~plecnik/offy_tpbs.png
http://www.csulb.edu/~plecnik/offy_pptbs.png


it took me forever to get the regular expressions working so i wouldn't have to do any manual work. all i'z gots to do is hit "go" and it downloads the index page, pulls out each section's name, thread total, and post total, and saves them into a forum object. from there it's just graph-city.

nieh
06-29-2008, 09:02 PM
FAQ = GOD?

stupid all caps rule

Endymion
06-29-2008, 09:04 PM
FAQ = GOD?

stupid all caps rule

yeah, i just noticed that. for some reason in one program with the exact same regex it works fine (the 'exploratory' one i used to build the regex), but in the other (the actual program) it doesn't.

Ryder1234
06-29-2008, 09:09 PM
ok then.
im just wondering, why cant you post in the polls section?

Endymion
06-29-2008, 09:44 PM
i could list off dry numbers like standard deviations, gaussianity, and other stuff, but it doesn't really mean anything. if i could get access when posts were made and stuff, i could compile better stuff.

bighead384
06-29-2008, 10:14 PM
Here's a slightly malicious idea.

Delete Ryder's posts leading up to it. They're clearly spam, and it annoys me to look at them.

Once they're gone, his "millionth post" falls a few shy. Someone else takes the dubious honor and we all go home happy.

Problem solved.


Sounds like a good idea to me.


Not to mentioned he postwhored his way there!


you're only the millionth if you include the mod forum. you're nearly 5000 off if only public sections of the forum are considered.



Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Ryder1234
06-29-2008, 10:22 PM
i moved them to vlad's postcount+++ thread.

wait... if all you did was move them, did i still get the millionth post?

Endymion
06-29-2008, 10:50 PM
wait... if all you did was move them, did i still get the millionth post?

it would appear as though this (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1000000) is actually the millionth post. i guess a lot of shit has been deleted or something. your "millionth" post was, according to the URLs, was actually closer to the 1,146,850.

and ignoring that, there's no way to know that you actually had the 'millionth' post. your word means nothing.

Ryder1234
06-29-2008, 11:00 PM
i was just looking at the totals at the bottom of the homepage. it said 999,990, so i did the posts, checking between posts (thats why i skipped 7).

Endymion
06-29-2008, 11:03 PM
there's no way for you to demonstrate that you were definitely the 1000000 post. even using your methodology of looking at the total count, are you sure someone didn't post right before you posted the "this is the millionth" post?

Ryder1234
06-29-2008, 11:06 PM
i thought about if that happend, but i checked after and it said 1.000.000

Splinter[PI]
06-30-2008, 01:57 AM
i thought about if that happend, but i checked after and it said 1.000.000

Do you want a cookie?

Conspiracyof1000
06-30-2008, 02:04 AM
;1146955']Do you want a cookie?

If he doesn't want it can I have the cookie?

H1T_That
06-30-2008, 10:10 AM
Seriously, why the fuck do you care if you were the millionth poster?

Llamas
06-30-2008, 10:58 AM
While it's crazy to think we've had a million posts here, I can't see how it matters who made the millionth post. Spamming to hit a million is really ridiculous, too.

JohnnyNemesis
06-30-2008, 11:01 AM
it would appear as though this (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1000000) is actually the millionth post.

Something about Lodat having the millionth post makes me giggle

Splinter[PI]
06-30-2008, 11:06 AM
If he doesn't want it can I have the cookie?

No I'm sorry, I prepared a ballon for you.

H1T_That
06-30-2008, 11:33 AM
While it's crazy to think we've had a million posts here,

It's sad to think though, that out of the last few thousand, there's been like 10 posts worth reading. All the cool people are posting less because of the mass retardation swamping all of the threads.:(

Fatally Yours
06-30-2008, 12:17 PM
It's sad to think though, that out of the last few thousand, there's been like 10 posts worth reading. All the cool people are posting less because of the mass retardation swamping all of the threads.:(

I'm not retarded - I'm just a little special!

Conspiracyof1000
06-30-2008, 02:22 PM
Yay I is retarded! :D

Cock Joke
06-30-2008, 05:39 PM
Wooooohooooo!!!!! The "retards" dominate! :mad::cool::D

H1T_That
07-01-2008, 09:47 AM
Way to prove my point.

0r4ng3
07-01-2008, 09:48 AM
To be fair, I think he also proved his own point.

H1T_That
07-01-2008, 09:54 AM
Ah, touche...

Splinter[PI]
07-01-2008, 02:51 PM
who gives a shit about the one who posted the millionth post. I made this thread.

Jakebert
07-01-2008, 04:58 PM
Looking at how this thread turned out, I'd think twice about bragging about that fact.

Harnum
07-01-2008, 07:32 PM
I was actually the post just after Lodat's 1,000,000 post. I am 1,000,003. =]