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Cock Joke
06-27-2008, 11:09 PM
This is gonna be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!111111

I'll start: Your mom can tell a state trooper to kiss her ass without taking the Marlboro out of her mouth!

GO!

IamSam
06-28-2008, 12:25 AM
I want you to point to your head and say the postal abbreviation for Montana: MT.

Cock Joke
06-28-2008, 05:23 PM
I want you to point to your head and say the postal abbreviation for Montana: MT.

Took me 12 seconds, but I got it! :)

Slim Pickens The Bomb Rider
06-29-2008, 04:18 AM
If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day, you might be a redneck

Slim Pickens The Bomb Rider
06-29-2008, 04:26 AM
*if going to the toilet in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight, ymbarn
*If you smoked during your wedding,...
*If people ask to hunt in your front yard,....
*If your 2 year old has more teath than you do,...
*if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain,...

Cock Joke
06-29-2008, 01:36 PM
My all-time favorite:


If someone tells you you got something in your teeth, and you pull them out to see what it is!

Lizardus
06-29-2008, 06:58 PM
If:
You stop
take some time to think
and figure out that your neighbor stewed your dog.

ShutUpYouFuckingMime
06-29-2008, 08:34 PM
Blue Collar comedy sucks balls.

Cock Joke
06-30-2008, 09:01 PM
If you have a job that requires you to work without a shirt and SO DOES YOUR HUSBAND!!!

IamSam
06-30-2008, 10:34 PM
You might be a redneck if you think any of these are funny.

adombomb222
06-30-2008, 10:54 PM
If your name is Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a redneck.

Free?
07-01-2008, 07:49 AM
If your neck is actually red :S

Sunny
07-01-2008, 07:52 AM
wow, this is just about the least funny thread i have read in a long time.

way to fail, citizens!

Cock Joke
07-01-2008, 02:44 PM
You might be a redneck if you think jack off to the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle!

I came up with that one! http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

Jaded skies
07-01-2008, 03:11 PM
You might be a redneck if you think any of these are funny.

Har har har....

Andy
07-01-2008, 03:26 PM
wow, this is just about the least funny thread i have read in a long time.

way to fail, citizens!

Ooooooh, mean.

I agree.

Cock Joke
07-01-2008, 03:31 PM
You might be a redneck if you think jack off to the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle!

I came up with that one! http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

You might be a redneck if you make a type-o like the one in the quoted post! http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/icons/icon13.gif