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JohnnyNemesis
07-17-2008, 01:32 PM
NYC man says he found knife in Subway sandwich (http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny-odd--sandwichknife0716jul16,0,3973706.story)

Eat fresh!

ad8
07-17-2008, 01:35 PM
Knives in the NYC subway aren't that unusual, are they?:D

Andy
07-17-2008, 01:35 PM
I always ask them to hold the steel.

Fuck, that was a lame.

Enjoi
07-17-2008, 01:38 PM
Damn. Ya know I've never really liked "serated knife bread" sandwiches.

IamSam
07-17-2008, 01:49 PM
I always ask them to hold the steel.

Fuck, that was a lame.

I enjoyed it.

Little_Miss_1565
07-17-2008, 01:54 PM
Wow, so the actual NYC subway is now safer than a Subway sandwich. The fuck...?

Ryder1234
07-17-2008, 02:08 PM
Wow, so the actual NYC subway is now safer than a Subway sandwich. The fuck...?

who woulda thought?

what if a man ate a Subway sandwich in the NYC subway?

Little_Miss_1565
07-17-2008, 02:18 PM
who woulda thought?

what if a man ate a Subway sandwich in the NYC subway?

If You See Something, Say Something.

0r4ng3
07-17-2008, 02:22 PM
I dunno, I think it would be hard to say something if you had a knifewich, what with being tongue-shanked and all.

Andy
07-17-2008, 02:27 PM
Would the pun "shankwich" work? I'm determined to say something genuinely witty in this thread.

0r4ng3
07-17-2008, 02:34 PM
Yeah, that'll work. I actually almost said "shankwich", but I thought of "tongue-shanked" first, and it would've just been redundant.

Lizardus
07-17-2008, 02:58 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/foozhoo/Manwich.jpg

randman21
07-17-2008, 07:22 PM
Cold cuts, indeed?

Mota Boy
07-17-2008, 07:52 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/foozhoo/Manwich.jpg
I think that rather nicely sums up what manwich (http://reporter.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/02/manwich.jpg) does to your digestive system.

And back to your original question, Rick: Yes, I have eaten fried rabbit's heads (http://lh5.ggpht.com/_jQfp4oLQRnk/R2ejn17ymGI/AAAAAAAABtk/0tnH3K4duKk/R0012740.JPG). It was delicious.

Cock Joke
07-17-2008, 07:55 PM
I'd rather have a knife sandwich from Subway than anything from Blimpies.

Jakebert
07-17-2008, 07:56 PM
Look out! It's gonna bite ye!

...that's all I got.

JohnnyNemesis
07-17-2008, 08:50 PM
I'm a little sad that no one caught my awesome Abe Simpson reference!

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-17-2008, 11:52 PM
My only reason for replying to this thread was to say that I did indeed lol at the Abe Simpson reference.

nieh
07-18-2008, 04:45 AM
Same here, I just couldn't think of anything to contribute.

Jakebert
07-18-2008, 09:47 AM
I'm a little sad that no one caught my awesome Abe Simpson reference!

Don't worry, you can bet that I'll pick up on any Simpsons reference ever.

lost_nvrfound
07-18-2008, 06:28 PM
How much do you think he's gonna get for that?

It says that after discovering the blade he was ill to his stomach for hours and that he attributes it to food poisoning...

If it were me, I know just the discovery of a blade in something i was about to chow down would be enough to make me ill.