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Sin Studly
07-23-2008, 01:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE8DEnnHxDU

It is my god-given duty to share this amazing find with as many people as humanly possible. That includes you all, unfortunately.

Homer
07-23-2008, 01:19 AM
Wait... who are you?

Sin Studly
07-23-2008, 01:37 AM
It does not matter who I am, since I am not Viacheslav Datsig. Therefore I am nothing but a pathetic shadow of the greatness a man can be, unfit to breathe the same air as Viacheslav Datsig. I am a living manifestation of shame and inadequacy, as I am not Viacheslav Datsig, and can never be Viacheslav Datsig. If I were Viacheslav Datsig, believe me, I would say proudly "I am Viacheslav Datsig". Alas, the fates have decided otherwise.

mrconeman
07-23-2008, 04:32 AM
Welcome back

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-23-2008, 05:32 AM
Aha, you're back then. Missed you, schnookums.

khaaaaan
07-23-2008, 05:34 AM
I dunno what that shit was... but it was pretty funny.

JohnnyNemesis
07-23-2008, 10:23 AM
This is fucking brilliant.

Sin Studly
07-23-2008, 11:44 AM
Less welcoming me, more admiring Viacheslav Datsig. My presence is fleeting and unimportant. It is Viacheslav Datsig who must be acknowledged for the godlike superhuman he so clearly is.

Would anyone be interested in joining me in a letter-writing campaign to the Russian Government to try and get him pardoned? Preferably somebody who speaks Russian.

0r4ng3
07-23-2008, 11:51 AM
That was...uh...what? Wow. I really don't know what to say to this.

Sin Studly
07-23-2008, 12:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zR3vNwl_cs

Here he is wearing leather pants, drunk out of his fucking skull, and fighting in what appears to be an unsanctioned boxing match with a 14-year-old schoolchild. And losing.

This man clearly needs to be back on the streets and back in the public eye.

JohnnyNemesis
07-23-2008, 12:51 PM
The best part is when the pussified 14-year old drops/swings him down at the 22 second mark. I fucking love it.

Sin Studly
07-23-2008, 02:07 PM
Pussified? The kid entered a boxing match with a drunken, belligerent adult twice his size. Who also happens to be a manic psychotic with a pathological deathwish. Who also happens to be a Muay Thai master and professional MMA fighter known for destroying a UFC Heavyweight Champion.

That kid deserves some kind of presidential citation for bravery.

IamSam
07-23-2008, 02:38 PM
Pussified? The kid entered a boxing match with a drunken, belligerent adult twice his size. Who also happens to be a manic psychotic with a pathological deathwish. Who also happens to be a Muay Thai master and professional MMA fighter known for destroying a UFC Heavyweight Champion.

That kid deserves some kind of presidential citation for bravery.

I agree. Possibly a villa in the Ural foothills.

Cock Joke
07-23-2008, 03:34 PM
Chuck Norris can definitely take him on.


...What? Someone had to say that! :D

Little_Miss_1565
07-23-2008, 03:36 PM
Holy crap. Where does this guy come from?

KyleW
07-23-2008, 04:32 PM
My life is actually a little better after watching this. His hair style makes me feel so....... secure.

HeadAroundU
07-23-2008, 04:52 PM
Holy shit, this is the funniest fight I have ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpw5Bqcv-aY

He punk.

Lizardus
07-23-2008, 06:16 PM
My presence is fleeting and unimportant. It is Viacheslav Datsig who must be acknowledged for the godlike superhuman he so clearly is.


Don't worry.
All in all, you are still ok.

The shadow
07-23-2008, 08:45 PM
Hahaha, "Angry cockroaches smoking marihuana". Hahahaha.

The guy was funny too.

Drafan
07-24-2008, 10:00 AM
Dexter is the greatest man.

Sin Studly
07-24-2008, 12:44 PM
If anyone can track down a video of Viacheslav Datsik vs Andrey Budnik in the IAFC Pankration World Championship 2000, I'd be massively grateful. I've been trying for ages to find it, but maybe there are people here who know how to find stuff on the internet better than me.


Holy crap. Where does this guy come from?

Ethnic Russian from The Ukraine, fought out of St. Petersburg, and to the best of my knowledge he is now lost in the Russian prison system. I've tracked him as far as Kresty (1st Detention Center of Administration of Federal Sevice of Execution of Punishments in Saint Petersburg), but after that he just seems to have dropped off the planet. I have no idea where he is now.

If anybody can help me find out what happened to him, send a private message.

Little_Miss_1565
07-26-2008, 05:54 PM
So was he thrown in prison for stunts such as these or is there a better story behind it?

WebDudette
07-26-2008, 06:07 PM
Robbing cell phone stores.

Sin Studly
07-27-2008, 12:24 AM
Robbing every cell phone store in St. Petersburg.