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Jakebert
07-28-2008, 04:44 PM
I'm sure anyone who has seen Sesame Street knows how this goes. I figure it could be fun/funny if done right.

http://www.cdcan.us/images/MartinLutherKingJr/martin-luther-king2.jpg
http://pantheonofthepast.com/rosa_parks.jpg
http://funkybrownchick.com/images/steve-urkel.jpg

Mota Boy
07-28-2008, 07:26 PM
Urkel's colored.

Apathy
07-28-2008, 08:49 PM
Urkel's colored.

Oh my.


Oh, My.

0r4ng3
07-28-2008, 08:56 PM
Oh that took me way too long to get.

Endymion
07-29-2008, 02:24 AM
Urkel's colored.

you have bested me, sir. in fact, i should delete my previous post.

Sunny
07-29-2008, 02:38 AM
oh, wow.

wow.

<3

Jakebert
07-29-2008, 11:31 AM
Good work, everyone. Now on to round 2.

http://temple3.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/albert-einstein-1.jpg
http://male-erotika.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/andy-dick.jpg
http://www.wwu.edu/depts/skywise/cosmo/twain.jpg

Cock Joke
07-29-2008, 06:22 PM
Andy Dick's colored.

HornyPope
07-29-2008, 08:57 PM
Andy Dick likes man?

Eh, weak I know.

Betty
07-29-2008, 09:14 PM
But Ryan, I LOVED your guess! Now nobody else gets to experience the happiness I felt while reading it.

[[Meli.x]]
07-30-2008, 02:26 PM
am i missing something..
i really dont get this :S
someone explain?
:S:S

0r4ng3
07-30-2008, 02:40 PM
Just guess which one is different.

dff_punk
07-30-2008, 02:42 PM
Einstein has got his tongue out?

[[Meli.x]]
07-30-2008, 02:54 PM
woah..
i feel retarded XD
well.... two of them have moustaches..
the one in the middle doesnt...

Sunny
07-30-2008, 03:01 PM
i can foresee this thread dying a slow and miserable death after Mota's initial win.

;( ;( ;(

0r4ng3
07-30-2008, 03:16 PM
Isn't that where the thread was supposed to end anyway?

Sidewinder
07-30-2008, 04:12 PM
Mark Twain is the only of the three who had facial hair nearly as successful as himself.

Llamas
07-30-2008, 04:20 PM
the initial post only shows two people for me... is it supposed to show three?

Cock Joke
07-30-2008, 04:21 PM
One guy's colors and the others don't mix?

HornyPope
07-30-2008, 08:54 PM
One of these...


http://whoisbarackobama.name/who-is-barack-obama.jpg

http://updatecenter.britannica.com/eb/image?binaryId=35483&rendTypeId=4

http://www.infoukes.com/humour/if_i_did_it/images/joseph_stalin.jpg

Blackleave
07-31-2008, 02:17 AM
obama has no beard

Endymion
07-31-2008, 02:24 AM
obama has no beard

protip: nor do the others.

Paint_It_Black
07-31-2008, 05:54 AM
EDIT: Message edited due to the futility of playing with Mota Boy around.

Mota Boy
07-31-2008, 07:19 AM
Stalin wasn't a Muslim.

Jakebert
07-31-2008, 10:07 AM
Saddam isn't a communist.

Oxygene
08-01-2008, 04:44 AM
Saddam isn't a communist.

neither is stalin

Blackleave
08-01-2008, 04:54 AM
protip: nor do the others.

sure the others do have beards ...

wheelchairman
08-01-2008, 06:19 AM
http://richardsantoro.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/mick-jagger-picture-1.jpg
http://img.stern.de/_content/59/38/593863/gaddafi_500.jpg
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/steven-tyler-2004-vanity-fair-oscar-party-1ckytX.jpg

Mota Boy
08-01-2008, 10:24 AM
Most of Sarkozy's model-banging days are ahead of him.

HornyPope
08-01-2008, 12:37 PM
neither is stalin

So what is Stalin then?

Oxygene
08-01-2008, 01:01 PM
So what is Stalin then?

I know it's a long shot, but uh...

Stalinist :eek:

Endymion
08-01-2008, 01:12 PM
I know it's a long shot, but uh...

Stalinist :eek:

i know it's a long shot, but uh...

stalinism is a type of communism.

Oxygene
08-02-2008, 01:19 AM
i know it's a long shot, but uh...

stalinism is a type of communism.

"Communism is a socioeconomic structure that promotes the establishment of a classless, stateless society based on common ownership of the means of production and property in general."

"Stalinism is the political regime named after Joseph Stalin, leader of the Soviet Union from 19291953. It includes an extensive use of propaganda to establish a personality cult around an absolute dictator, as well as extensive use of the secret police to maintain social submission and silence political dissent."

"an absolute dictator" = "stateless society"

Sounds about right..

Dumb idea of utopia only three year olds can believe in = genocidal russian dictatorship of the 20th century

Naw.. it isn't a long shot, you are ABSOLUTELY on the money with this one!

Endymion
08-02-2008, 02:51 AM
"Communism is a socioeconomic structure that promotes the establishment of a classless, stateless society based on common ownership of the means of production and property in general."

"Stalinism is the political regime named after Joseph Stalin, leader of the Soviet Union from 19291953. It includes an extensive use of propaganda to establish a personality cult around an absolute dictator, as well as extensive use of the secret police to maintain social submission and silence political dissent."

"an absolute dictator" = "stateless society"

Sounds about right..

Dumb idea of utopia only three year olds can believe in = genocidal russian dictatorship of the 20th century

Naw.. it isn't a long shot, you are ABSOLUTELY on the money with this one!

since we're quoting wikipedia, let's go to the second paragraph on the stalinism page:


"Stalinism" refers to the brand of communist regime that dominated the Soviet Union, and the countries within the Soviet sphere of influence, during the leadership of Joseph Stalin. The term usually defines the style of a government rather than an ideology. The ideology was "Marxism-Leninism theory", reflecting that Stalin himself was not a theoretician, in contrast to Marx and Lenin, and prided himself on maintaining the legacy of Lenin as a founding father for the Soviet Union and the future Socialist world. Stalinism is an interpretation of their ideas, and a certain political regime claiming to apply those ideas in ways fitting the changing needs of society, as with the transition from "socialism at a snail's pace" in the mid-twenties to the rapid industrialization of the Five-Year Plans. Sometimes, although rarely, the compound terms "Marxism-Leninism-Stalinism" (used by the Brazilian MR-8), or teachings of Marx/Engels/Lenin/Stalin, are used to show the alleged heritage and succession. Simultaneously, however, many people who profess Marxism or Leninism view Stalinism as a perversion of their ideas; Trotskyists, in particular, are virulently anti-Stalinist, considering Stalinism a counter-revolutionary policy using Marxism to achieve power.

oh, what's that? stalinism is communism as achieved by stalin? boy, never would have guessed that one.

wheelchairman
08-02-2008, 05:17 AM
Most of Sarkozy's model-banging days are ahead of him.

Nice, but the correct answer is "one of these is not Mick Jagger."

HornyPope
08-02-2008, 08:38 AM
Oxygene, was Hungary a communist society in the 2nd half of the 20th century?

Oxygene
08-02-2008, 12:01 PM
Oxygene, was Hungary a communist society in the 2nd half of the 20th century?

I wish it was communist.. it was a socialist one party dictatorship. No classlesness or any of that.. all we had wa censorship, secret police, political oppression. Nothing to do with social equality etc.


oh, what's that? stalinism is communism as achieved by stalin? boy, never would have guessed that one.

Oh noes.. Stalin said communism will take at least thirty years to build and achive...
Hm.. who should we believe about what Stalin thought "communism" and "achieving communism" was.. Stalin himself.. or some american dude on the offspring bbs who hasn't got a clue?

I'd go with the clueless american dude on the offspring bbs.

BTW: the reason I was quoting wiki was to back up that communism is an ideolgy of a utopian society that hasn't got anything to do with how stalin operated (apart form the fact he used the word as a PR tool), where as stalinism is what stalin actually believed in and practiced.

wheelchairman
08-02-2008, 12:13 PM
I'm not sure if you are aware of this Oxygene, but Stalin in his speeches and writings said several times that he was a communist. Lucky for you all of his speeches and writings are on http://www.marx2mao.org :)

Oxygene
08-02-2008, 12:50 PM
I'm not sure if you are aware of this Oxygene, but Stalin in his speeches and writings said several times that he was a communist. Lucky for you all of his speeches and writings are on http://www.marx2mao.org :)

Yeah, he called it like is...

He never said "I am a brutal stalinist dictator fuck", so I guess he wasn't a brutal stalinist dictator fuck.. he was a naive communist.

Thank god we can trust his word on what he was.

I guess we just didn't notice we were living in a utopian society.. and here I thought we were being governed by a socialist one party dictatorship based on and controlled by the soviet model of the same thing...

And now you guys tell me we were living in communism because Stalin apparently called himself a communist. I'm so eager to learn more :)

Tell me more.. I'm begging you.

Endymion
08-02-2008, 12:54 PM
we could always argue that the soviet union wasn't purely 100% ideologically pure communism but that's just retarded. it's like arguing that the US isn't a capitalist state because we have anti-monopoly laws and other market regulations.

wheelchairman
08-02-2008, 04:07 PM
Yeah, he called it like is...

He never said "I am a brutal stalinist dictator fuck", so I guess he wasn't a brutal stalinist dictator fuck.. he was a naive communist.

Thank god we can trust his word on what he was.

I guess we just didn't notice we were living in a utopian society.. and here I thought we were being governed by a socialist one party dictatorship based on and controlled by the soviet model of the same thing...

And now you guys tell me we were living in communism because Stalin apparently called himself a communist. I'm so eager to learn more :)

Tell me more.. I'm begging you.
You're being a douche bag for no reason at all. There are apparently some facets of communist ideology you don't understand apparently. Communism is a state of classless utopia, socialism according to Marxist theory is the transitional stage. Stalin didn't rule over a communist society, he ruled over a socialist one. This however does not make Stalin not a communist, a communist is a socialist who doesn't believe the socialist stage is the end all and be-all of perfect states. Unless you can state how Stalin wasn't a communist then your argument is negated.

Now of course you can "invent" terms like "stalinist" or whatever, but that term was actually invented by Trotsky (guess who invented the term Trotskyite, it wasn't Trotsky). Stalin also was the defining voice of international socialism for 30 years, and there are still international groups that align themselves with Stalin, the Maoist movement, Hoxhaite groups, and hardliner parties all over the world.

Now if you know better than Stalin, and a bunch of international socialists who adore Stalin what Stalin was, then you're delusional. Redefining the world as long as it suits your own world view of ideologies....makes you sound almost like a stalinist.

Oxygene
08-03-2008, 12:25 AM
a communist is a socialist who doesn't believe the socialist stage is the end all and be-all of perfect states. Unless you can state how Stalin wasn't a communist then your argument is negated.

A communist is someone who fights for or at least believes in communism. Like with anarchists. Communist isn't a socialist who believes that if the mother jesus didn't have tesitcals and was yellow he could be a tram. A communist is someone who believes in communism. Hence the term communist. It' isn't a "asocialistswhodoesnotbelivethesocialststageistheen dallandbeallofperfectstatestist" it's communist.

Too bad Stalin didn't have the opportunity the means and the chance to prove how much he believes in communism. If only he would've had some sort of political power or a tiny bit of influence we could in retrospect tell how much he actually wanted a change towards communism. Then we could tell if he was a communist or not, and there wouldn't have to be a silly debate about it.

If only we didn't have to ponder...

Mota Boy
08-03-2008, 07:57 AM
Oxygene, obviously nobody can convince you, but I'm just going to chip in and say that you're not convincing anyone, but rather making yourself look foolish.