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Jakebert
08-08-2008, 11:53 PM
Like you all, I used to believe and love the mods. I thought they were here for our protection, safety, and above all, to make the forum a better place. This is why I decided to sneak into mod forum, using a clever disguise. I cannot reveal what this disguise was, but I will say that it included a fake mustache and a shirt that said "I AM NOT JAKEBERT".

What I saw in mod forum has forever changed my mind. Just a few of the things I saw:

-a thread in which the mods discussed various ways to make bighead's life more miserable, as well as a list of his friends that they're slowly banning until he goes insane from lonliness.
-Little Miss 1565 taking pictures of herself sacrificing small animals to Satan right after banning iPunk.
-a dartboard with TheOldMark's picture on it.
- Mota Boy discussing how much his self-esteem had risen after various bannings.
-JohnnyNemsis bragging about all of the "whitey's" that he's banned.
-Last, but not least, the makings of an international conspiracy to to gain as much power as possible over the board, and thus taking over the world.

Seriously guys, something big is going on here. Something huge. We need to warn people. We need to make endless obnoxious threads about how the mods are using their powers, because the fate of the world does indeed depend on our ability to post NSFW images and break rules that are barely strict at all and still allow tons of room for free speech and fun. Ladies and gentlemen....we are through the looking glass.

Little_Miss_1565
08-08-2008, 11:58 PM
Fuck you motherfucker, I'm so staying up the rest of the night to go through the IP logs IN THE ORIGINAL PHP and figure out how you got into the mod forum. I'll sacrifice your nuts to Satan.

I can't believe you'd betray me like this. I thought we were friends. :(

TSH/GSF...

Ryder1234
08-09-2008, 12:07 AM
Joke or no joke?

bighead384
08-09-2008, 12:10 AM
Boy, have I got a lot to say about this thread. I'm too tired now, but I'll lay down the law tomorrow, after a good nights rest. Just you wait...

Jakebert
08-09-2008, 12:11 AM
That's for you to decide.

Little_Miss_1565
08-09-2008, 12:12 AM
Boy, have I got a lot to say about this thread. I'm too tired now, but I'll lay down the law tomorrow, after a good nights rest. Just you wait...

I think we've heard this song before.


That's for you to decide.

Who the fuck do you think you are to act all coy and shit, don't you know who I am?

Jakebert
08-09-2008, 12:16 AM
You can strike me down, but my spirit and message lives on!

jacknife737
08-09-2008, 12:24 AM
I think it's time for Bighead to call for a revolution againts the mods.

DOWN WITH MOD TYRANNY AND UP WITH THA PUNX!

Little_Miss_1565
08-09-2008, 12:43 AM
Hey, what's Jakebert's favorite forum?

It's YOUR BAND.

(get it?)

Mota Boy
08-09-2008, 02:12 AM
- Mota Boy discussing how much his self-esteem had risen after various bannings.Psh, as if my ego was a manageable-enough size that it was actually responsive to anything that goes on in the world outside of itself.

Oxygene
08-09-2008, 02:24 AM
Somehow I feel bad, that my face wasn't on anything people would throw sharp things at :(

ad8
08-09-2008, 04:29 AM
We should ask the conspiracy experts from the prussian blue thread for help:D

Jakebert
08-09-2008, 09:56 AM
Hey, what's Jakebert's favorite forum?

It's YOUR BAND.

(get it?)

I don't get it. :(


We should ask the conspiracy experts from the prussian blue thread for help:D

Hahaha. That was easily the weirdest thing that's happened since I've joined the board.

IamSam
08-09-2008, 10:00 AM
When I saw 'Mods unmasked' I was secretly hoping for a 'nude mods' thread. Personally I want a JohnnyNem aureole shot.

Little_Miss_1565
08-09-2008, 10:27 AM
I don't get it. :(

Say it out loud! It's a stupid joke! :D

Jakebert
08-09-2008, 10:55 AM
Ahahahahaha, I can't believe I didn't get that. That's awesome.

JohnnyNemesis
08-11-2008, 03:15 PM
-JohnnyNemsis bragging about all of the "whitey's" that he's banned.

Yes.

Just...fucking...yes.

rise_and_fall
08-11-2008, 03:57 PM
Someone answer this question for me.
Are the mods evil? Are we just play things in forum made for their own enjoyment? Are they here for the greater good or are we going to get fucked up by them?

Rooster
08-11-2008, 04:03 PM
Someone answer this question for me.
Are the mods evil? Are we just play things in forum made for their own enjoyment? Are they here for the greater good or are we going to get fucked up by them?

Just play by the forum rules (which are not strict in my opinion) and nothing bad will happen to you :) Mods are here doing what they were asked to do by the administrators.

wheelchairman
08-11-2008, 04:09 PM
Oh we're here for the greater good of all the peoples of this bbs.

However as a cigarette smoker I find your signature offensive and will discuss the issue of giving you a warning in what was once a super-secret forum.

rise_and_fall
08-11-2008, 04:13 PM
Just play by the forum rules (which are not strict in my opinion) and nothing bad will happen to you :) Mods are here doing what they were asked to do by the administrators.

I'm glad we have such benevolent and honest mods, I believe that Raptor88 here can make a good Feudal King and he has my support as his vassal. God Speed Raptor88!

Rooster
08-11-2008, 04:20 PM
I'm glad we have such benevolent and honest mods, I believe that Raptor88 here can make a good Feudal King and he has my support as his vassal. God Speed Raptor88!

Nah, i'm not for such serious missions :D. I'm to lazy to be a moderator here or something... But i do think that mods are doing quite a good job up here.

adombomb222
08-11-2008, 04:21 PM
When I saw 'Mods unmasked' I was secretly hoping for a 'nude mods' thread.

I thought the same thing... :(

lost_nvrfound
08-15-2008, 09:50 PM
HAHAHAHA! OMG! I just can't stop laughing!

JohnnyNemesis
08-15-2008, 11:52 PM
$5 via Paypal and you get n00d JohnnyNemesis, people.

Superdope
08-16-2008, 02:48 AM
$5 via Paypal and you get n00d JohnnyNemesis, people.

YOU CHARGED ME WITH MORE!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

F@ BANKZ
08-16-2008, 02:55 AM
Hmm.. $5. Thank God for exchange rates.

Tijs
08-16-2008, 05:10 AM
YOU CHARGED ME WITH MORE!! :mad::mad::mad:Don't worry, he compensated that. Mine were free :)

nieh
08-16-2008, 10:20 AM
Don't worry, he compensated that. Mine were free :)

As were mine, but that's because I took them myself.

JohnnyNemesis
08-16-2008, 10:29 AM
I don't charge my photographer for my n00dz :D

I'm so strapped for cash that I'd seriously consider any offers at this point. C'mon, n00d mod paysite!!!

Budzy
08-23-2008, 06:12 AM
george bush is behind it all.

JoY
08-23-2008, 08:53 AM
Hey, what's Jakebert's favorite forum?

It's YOUR BAND.

(get it?)

bwahahaha, that's awesome! never realised it.

disclaimer_07
08-27-2008, 10:04 AM
Hey, Mods, please let me in (http://www.offspring.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=11). I won't tell anyone. o_O

ad8
08-27-2008, 11:22 AM
But remember: Once you got to know the truth, you can't go back any more. You have to either become a mod or join the your band people:D

Ryder1234
08-27-2008, 11:28 AM
Hey, Mods, please let me in (http://www.offspring.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=11). I won't tell anyone. o_O

Rawr I knew about that for like a month.

disclaimer_07
08-27-2008, 11:40 AM
Rawr I knew about that for like a month.

Now tell me how to hack into it :P Heh, just kidding....

Ryder1234
08-27-2008, 11:57 AM
Yeah I haven't. :D

iPunk247
08-27-2008, 09:53 PM
-Little Miss 1565 taking pictures of herself sacrificing small animals to Satan right after banning iPunk.











:eek::eek::eek::eek:

JohnnyNemesis
08-27-2008, 09:59 PM
List of common items/words in teenage humor that I fucking despise (even when I was a teen myself):

-Pie
-Llama
-Cheese
-Poop
-Spam
-Jello
-Spork
-Bacon
-Pudding
-Chicken
-Sausage
-Sacrifices
-Animals

0r4ng3
08-27-2008, 10:08 PM
You definitely added those last two just now after that post. Not that I'm arguing with it, though.

Ryder1234
08-27-2008, 10:19 PM
List of common items/words in teenage humor that I fucking despise (even when I was a teen myself):

-Pie
-Llama
-Cheese
-Poop
-Spam
-Jello
-Bacon
-Pudding
-Sausage
-Sacrifices
-Animals

I generally agree.

wheelchairman
08-28-2008, 01:49 AM
Johnny Nemesis forgot spork.

I also think it's really stupid when people say "here's a cookie" if you do something online. That was sooo 2000, and so stupid.

randman21
08-28-2008, 02:10 AM
I was rampantly guilty of half the list until late, late teens. Oh, and I'm sure you forgot "chicken".

JohnnyNemesis
08-28-2008, 08:07 AM
List amended!


You definitely added those last two just now after that post. Not that I'm arguing with it, though.

The whole reason I made my post was in response to her post, but they were always on the list.