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bhg_rulz2
09-01-2008, 07:42 PM
You are dying, and you have the people who love you around you, anyone (friends, family, husband, wife, siblings, girlfriend, boyfriend)

what would be your last words before death?

Ryder1234
09-01-2008, 07:44 PM
"Fuck you guys!" :p

Well really, i dont know

JohnnyNemesis
09-01-2008, 07:59 PM
"Make SURE I'm dead before you bury me! I'm serious. MAKE SURE!!!"

Jebus
09-01-2008, 08:08 PM
I want to die in a situation where my last words are "There's too many of them!"

Jakebert
09-01-2008, 08:09 PM
"The gold is buried at...."

"ZEPPLIN RULES"

"NOT PENNY'S BOAT!"

I couldn't decide which joke/reference I liked best, so take your pick.

KHWHD
09-01-2008, 08:25 PM
"Take care of our daughters Calvin.. cause if you hurt them, I will make your life a living hell even if I'm dead."

And no, I'm not kidding.

bhg_rulz2
09-01-2008, 08:25 PM
"The gold is buried at...."

"ZEPPLIN RULES"

"NOT PENNY'S BOAT!"

I couldn't decide which joke/reference I liked best, so take your pick.

hahaha "not penny's boat"

WebDudette
09-01-2008, 08:31 PM
'gtg, ttyl'

adombomb222
09-01-2008, 08:36 PM
"NOT PENNY'S BOAT!"



Poor Charlie, you'll be missed. But not forgotten, cause you haunt Hurley at nut house and come back in numinous flash-backs/flash-forwards.

Lizardus
09-01-2008, 10:37 PM
"See you all in Hell!"
"I donated everything to charity."
"This is my final answer"

Autonomist
09-01-2008, 10:42 PM
"I'll be seeing you real soon kids!"

wheelchairman
09-01-2008, 11:32 PM
"I used to stick my penis in your morning coffee"

jacknife737
09-01-2008, 11:58 PM
“My only regret was that I only mocked you behind your back”

Ryder1234
09-02-2008, 12:44 AM
'gtg, ttyl'

That was actually funny.

Jules69
09-02-2008, 12:57 AM
"I used to stick my penis in your morning coffee"Too funny!! That is about as bad as saying I use to stick ur toothbrush in the toilet, or peeing in your coffee or milk!!:eek:

Splinter[PI]
09-02-2008, 02:44 AM
BRB 101010101

0r4ng3
09-02-2008, 05:28 AM
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

*Noodles*
09-02-2008, 05:55 AM
My greatest secret that I never told was...

dff_punk
09-02-2008, 06:10 AM
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

LOL, that was one of the best episodes! :D

Rooster
09-02-2008, 06:12 AM
I have one more thing to say. I was poisoned by a person in this room, and i'm going to tell you his name. His name is...


Nah, probably my real last words would be: "Don't cry too much, and make a hell of a party in my honour." That's what i would want.

Sofinch
09-02-2008, 09:58 AM
"See you all in Hell!"
"I donated everything to charity."
"This is my final answer"

lol the first thing is something I also would say :'p

medi01
09-02-2008, 10:17 AM
'...what are you doing with that knife/gun?' must be quite popular.

personally i'd go for: 'well, till next time, ta ta'

Bipolar Bear
09-02-2008, 10:22 AM
It'd have to be something completely significant, completely thought-out and meaningful, capable of being interpreted in many ways, and full of spiritual meaning. Following these rules, there's only one possible option left; I would say:

"I love cheez-whiz."

F@ BANKZ
09-02-2008, 11:59 AM
"This O.C. life is not the life for me"

Andy
09-02-2008, 12:34 PM
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

the_offsprings_monkey
09-02-2008, 01:04 PM
"I still maintain she was 16 (18 to you lot in the US)!"

F@ BANKZ
09-02-2008, 01:14 PM
"The Holy Grail rests in the castle of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Corrected.

holland25
09-02-2008, 01:56 PM
Bury me with a hi-fi tower so that I can haunt little kids...

F@ BANKZ
09-02-2008, 02:01 PM
Why, why did I have to get drunk and buy 3 copies of Conspiracy of One

Corrected.

Sorry everybody but that last correction was irresistable.

Homer
09-02-2008, 02:16 PM
"Cry moar" .

mrconeman
09-02-2008, 02:21 PM
Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Drafan
09-02-2008, 02:26 PM
Red Dwarf: Only The Good Die Young!

holland25
09-02-2008, 02:29 PM
Corrected.

Sorry everybody but that last correction was irresistable.

Nah...

101010

Jakebert
09-02-2008, 02:37 PM
Purple Monkey Dishwasher

How fucking dare you. I was so proud of my joke, then you have to go and make a better one.

Ass.

Cock Joke
09-02-2008, 05:18 PM
"I sure do hope they have a Checkers in Heaven!"

Bipolar Bear
09-02-2008, 05:48 PM
"I sure do hope they have a Checkers in Heaven!"

By definition, if it's heaven, they NEED to have checkers.

Cock Joke
09-02-2008, 05:50 PM
Damn skippy!

bhg_rulz2
09-03-2008, 01:39 AM
"I sure do hope they have a Checkers in Heaven!"

lol!! that was funny!!

Ninty Man
09-03-2008, 10:34 AM
MMM

I'll believe in God when 1+1=5

Duskygrin
09-07-2008, 06:05 AM
Probably a prolonged, drawn-out "arghhhhhhhh". If anything at all.

T-6005
09-07-2008, 09:09 AM
"Checkmate, Lex Luthor."

Dive
09-07-2008, 06:24 PM
"Unquote."

Conspiracyof1000
09-07-2008, 09:48 PM
"Damn, this sucks..."

or

"I think I've got a fairy in a bottle! ...oh wait. Dammit."

B-Rad
09-08-2008, 05:28 PM
"Remember when I said my disease wasn't contagious? April Fools!"

iPunk247
09-08-2008, 09:55 PM
don't quote me boy i ain't said shit

randman21
09-09-2008, 03:54 AM
"You ever died...on weeeeeed?"

holland25
09-09-2008, 04:10 AM
Feck off cup.

Rutegard
09-09-2008, 04:13 AM
"crio-conservation!!"