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Tyler Durden
09-08-2008, 10:48 PM
Like, it's tingling with some pain, it feels really uncomfortable, and I haven't been on the computer that much. What's going on? How can I get rid of it? Because I have to write a two-minute play for class...

Endymion
09-08-2008, 10:59 PM
quit jerking off so much.

Ryder1234
09-08-2008, 11:01 PM
My back hurts. I fucked it up skateboarding a year ago. It heals, but messes up again if I land or fall funny.

Superdope
09-08-2008, 11:01 PM
quit jerking off so much.

That was way too easy

Llamas
09-08-2008, 11:02 PM
Start jerking off more.

Tyler Durden
09-08-2008, 11:02 PM
By the way, is two minutes long? It's 1 AM and I need to write two minutes of material by 6 AM...But I'm at a blank. I'm such a bad procrastinator.

Endymion
09-08-2008, 11:09 PM
dude, it's like one page. fuckin' easy. i'll write it for you... any particular topic?

Tyler Durden
09-08-2008, 11:12 PM
Nah it's like a skit about Greece, but we have a paper of info we need to use. My teacher just wants us to do something creative and I'm stuck. It's hard to keep on writing because I need to make it sound right. I'm sure I'll do it but I'm just nervous because this is a partner project, so if I don't do it, my partner will be screwed too. But I'll write it myself, just takes a long time.

Ryder1234
09-08-2008, 11:14 PM
Well why the fuck isn't he helping?

Tyler Durden
09-08-2008, 11:16 PM
Teacher gave us the assignment today, we never finished in class so I just took it home. Teacher only gave us like ten minutes. So I just said screw it and decided to do it myself.

Endymion
09-08-2008, 11:24 PM
just make it about two greek guys comparing mustache qualities. drop in the various bits of info as you go along.

Stachopolis: My my Homoeroticus, it looks like my mustache's length has beaten yours much like the Spartans defeated the Thebans at Coronea!
Homoeroticus: That may be, Stachopolis, but yours is as spotty as the Spartan human rights record!

Little_Miss_1565
09-08-2008, 11:27 PM
Ryan, the only thing that was missing was some souvlaki. Other than that, purest gold.

Endymion
09-08-2008, 11:35 PM
Ryan, the only thing that was missing was some souvlaki. Other than that, purest gold.

Homoeroticus: Stachopolis, if your mustache hygiene was any worse I'd mistake the lady tickler for Souvlaki stapled to your upper lip!
Stachopolis: At least mine has a lady to tickle, Homoeroticus! Besides, it is not as if you are one to talk: your mustache makes it appear as though a Gyro exploded out your nostrils!

Tyler Durden
09-08-2008, 11:47 PM
Argh, starting to get nervous. My partner would kill me...Still have four hours left, though, I have time.

Endymion
09-09-2008, 12:05 AM
dude, i seriously just wrote half of it for you. just throw down whatever facts you need into the framework there and you're set.

bighead384
09-09-2008, 12:29 AM
My wrist was killing me until I got a wrist supporter for when I use the mouse. Problem solved.

Little_Miss_1565
09-09-2008, 12:31 AM
dude, i seriously just wrote half of it for you. just throw down whatever facts you need into the framework there and you're set.

Fucking word, that shit is raaaaad. Mustaches, homoeroticism, souvlaki, and bonus gyro! But seriously, whatever info you need to use, throw it in there like that.

Ryan, you are going to be so good at doing your kids' homework someday.

Tyler Durden
09-09-2008, 04:31 AM
So it's 6:30 AM and I finished!

drummerbecca
09-09-2008, 05:31 AM
Stachopolis: My my Homoeroticus, it looks like my mustache's length has beaten yours much like the Spartans defeated the Thebans at Coronea!
Homoeroticus: That may be, Stachopolis, but yours is as spotty as the Spartan human rights record!

Homoeroticus: Stachopolis, if your mustache hygiene was any worse I'd mistake the lady tickler for Souvlaki stapled to your upper lip!
Stachopolis: At least mine has a lady to tickle, Homoeroticus! Besides, it is not as if you are one to talk: your mustache makes it appear as though a Gyro exploded out your nostrils!

That's the funniest thing I've read all year!

T-6005
09-09-2008, 06:35 AM
Way to finish that giant assignment, there.

Two whole minutes? That's like a full hundred and twenty seconds. God forbid I ever get an assignment so painfully difficult.

On another note, it was physically painful to watch you be unable to work up a two minute assignment.

holland25
09-09-2008, 06:51 AM
But if he would have done it without complaining there would be no hilarious story by Endy.

T-6005
09-09-2008, 06:58 AM
But if he would have done it without complaining there would be no hilarious story by Endy.

If you say so. I personally think a true comic artiste like Endy can thrive in any environment.

holland25
09-09-2008, 07:01 AM
Yeah, but he wouldn't have had an inspiration or any idea for writing that.

T-6005
09-09-2008, 07:04 AM
Look, I'm sure you believe what you're saying - but I just can't agree that Endy wouldn't have delivered the funnies. It's just not possible.

Smash_Returns
09-09-2008, 09:22 AM
I must say, That play he wrote was pure gold. You gotta finish that shit, man. Make it an epic.