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Tyler Durden
09-08-2008, 09:48 PM
Like, it's tingling with some pain, it feels really uncomfortable, and I haven't been on the computer that much. What's going on? How can I get rid of it? Because I have to write a two-minute play for class...

Endymion
09-08-2008, 09:59 PM
quit jerking off so much.

Ryder1234
09-08-2008, 10:01 PM
My back hurts. I fucked it up skateboarding a year ago. It heals, but messes up again if I land or fall funny.

Superdope
09-08-2008, 10:01 PM
quit jerking off so much.

That was way too easy

Llamas
09-08-2008, 10:02 PM
Start jerking off more.

Tyler Durden
09-08-2008, 10:02 PM
By the way, is two minutes long? It's 1 AM and I need to write two minutes of material by 6 AM...But I'm at a blank. I'm such a bad procrastinator.

Endymion
09-08-2008, 10:09 PM
dude, it's like one page. fuckin' easy. i'll write it for you... any particular topic?

Tyler Durden
09-08-2008, 10:12 PM
Nah it's like a skit about Greece, but we have a paper of info we need to use. My teacher just wants us to do something creative and I'm stuck. It's hard to keep on writing because I need to make it sound right. I'm sure I'll do it but I'm just nervous because this is a partner project, so if I don't do it, my partner will be screwed too. But I'll write it myself, just takes a long time.

Ryder1234
09-08-2008, 10:14 PM
Well why the fuck isn't he helping?

Tyler Durden
09-08-2008, 10:16 PM
Teacher gave us the assignment today, we never finished in class so I just took it home. Teacher only gave us like ten minutes. So I just said screw it and decided to do it myself.

Endymion
09-08-2008, 10:24 PM
just make it about two greek guys comparing mustache qualities. drop in the various bits of info as you go along.

Stachopolis: My my Homoeroticus, it looks like my mustache's length has beaten yours much like the Spartans defeated the Thebans at Coronea!
Homoeroticus: That may be, Stachopolis, but yours is as spotty as the Spartan human rights record!

Endymion
09-08-2008, 10:35 PM
Ryan, the only thing that was missing was some souvlaki. Other than that, purest gold.

Homoeroticus: Stachopolis, if your mustache hygiene was any worse I'd mistake the lady tickler for Souvlaki stapled to your upper lip!
Stachopolis: At least mine has a lady to tickle, Homoeroticus! Besides, it is not as if you are one to talk: your mustache makes it appear as though a Gyro exploded out your nostrils!

Tyler Durden
09-08-2008, 10:47 PM
Argh, starting to get nervous. My partner would kill me...Still have four hours left, though, I have time.

Endymion
09-08-2008, 11:05 PM
dude, i seriously just wrote half of it for you. just throw down whatever facts you need into the framework there and you're set.

bighead384
09-08-2008, 11:29 PM
My wrist was killing me until I got a wrist supporter for when I use the mouse. Problem solved.

Tyler Durden
09-09-2008, 03:31 AM
So it's 6:30 AM and I finished!

drummerbecca
09-09-2008, 04:31 AM
Stachopolis: My my Homoeroticus, it looks like my mustache's length has beaten yours much like the Spartans defeated the Thebans at Coronea!
Homoeroticus: That may be, Stachopolis, but yours is as spotty as the Spartan human rights record!

Homoeroticus: Stachopolis, if your mustache hygiene was any worse I'd mistake the lady tickler for Souvlaki stapled to your upper lip!
Stachopolis: At least mine has a lady to tickle, Homoeroticus! Besides, it is not as if you are one to talk: your mustache makes it appear as though a Gyro exploded out your nostrils!

That's the funniest thing I've read all year!

T-6005
09-09-2008, 05:35 AM
Way to finish that giant assignment, there.

Two whole minutes? That's like a full hundred and twenty seconds. God forbid I ever get an assignment so painfully difficult.

On another note, it was physically painful to watch you be unable to work up a two minute assignment.

holland25
09-09-2008, 05:51 AM
But if he would have done it without complaining there would be no hilarious story by Endy.

T-6005
09-09-2008, 05:58 AM
But if he would have done it without complaining there would be no hilarious story by Endy.

If you say so. I personally think a true comic artiste like Endy can thrive in any environment.

holland25
09-09-2008, 06:01 AM
Yeah, but he wouldn't have had an inspiration or any idea for writing that.

T-6005
09-09-2008, 06:04 AM
Look, I'm sure you believe what you're saying - but I just can't agree that Endy wouldn't have delivered the funnies. It's just not possible.

Smash_Returns
09-09-2008, 08:22 AM
I must say, That play he wrote was pure gold. You gotta finish that shit, man. Make it an epic.