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Splejse
09-13-2008, 09:10 AM
My brother and i discovered the disturbing truth of bad habit.

You drive on my ass
(This is obvious)
Your foot's on the gas
(Gas = a fart)
And your next breath is your last
(The fart is very smelly)

I guess I got a bad habit
(Of farting)
Of blowin' away
(Synonymous for farting)
Yeah I got a bad habit
(Indeed!)
And it ain't goin' away
(The smell sticks around for quite a while)
Yeah
(He is proud)

Rutegard
09-13-2008, 09:13 AM
My brother and i discovered the disturbing truth of bad habit.

You drive on my ass
(This is obvious)
Your foot's on the gas
(Gas = a fart)
And your next breath is your last
(The fart is very smelly)

I guess I got a bad habit
(Of farting)
Of blowin' away
(Synonymous for farting)
Yeah I got a bad habit
(Indeed!)
And it ain't goin' away
(The smell sticks around for quite a while)
Yeah
(He is proud)


i confess...never thought about that LOL

Tyler Durden
09-13-2008, 09:25 AM
But your foot cannot be on a gaseous element, it is not dense enough. So the entire thing is failed in proportion.

medi01
09-13-2008, 10:04 AM
ummm....wot?....r u crazy?

Dragnet
09-13-2008, 10:28 AM
thanks for sharing that with us... :o

Jojan
09-13-2008, 10:39 AM
Gas = Petrol

Not funny. It doesn't make sense.

Amiralanal
09-13-2008, 10:45 AM
Gas = Petrol

Not funny. It doesn't make sense.

Jojan, fuck you!

bighead384
09-13-2008, 11:09 AM
This was worthy of sharing. It's not like I'm gonna laugh till the end of time or anything, but I chuckled.

selF_LexA
09-13-2008, 11:19 AM
LOOL, right...

You made quite a discovery there...:D

Free?
09-13-2008, 11:24 AM
And I find your "discovery" pretty boring, sorry :). I did several such moronic-style jokes as well and I very well understand that to some people those seemed exactly as lame as yours bad habit truth.

Rooster
09-13-2008, 01:01 PM
...Aaand Raptor88 says: w00t!

lost_nvrfound
09-13-2008, 01:39 PM
I always like a good fart joke myself. :D It made me grin.


But your foot cannot be on a gaseous element, it is not dense enough. So the entire thing is failed in proportion.

...Fail...

Rooster
09-13-2008, 01:42 PM
I farted my ass off when i read the first post in this thread...

Rutegard
09-13-2008, 01:43 PM
I farted my ass off when i read the first post in this thread...

i'm doing the same now :p

Rooster
09-13-2008, 01:46 PM
i'm doing the same now :p

Good for you, farting is healthy. Smelly, but healthy.

There was one time when i farted so badly that i was just like "damn, what the fuck is this smell"...

Rutegard
09-13-2008, 01:52 PM
Good for you, farting is healthy. Smelly, but healthy.

There was one time when i farted so badly that i was just like "damn, what the fuck is this smell"...

LOL

you should smell my dog's fart....oh yeah.....

-L-
09-13-2008, 02:00 PM
LOL

you should smell my dog's fart....oh yeah.....


or smell my cat's shit....deadly

Rutegard
09-13-2008, 02:01 PM
or smell my cat's shit....deadly

ok your cat won! :D

dr.vanessa
09-13-2008, 02:08 PM
HAHAHAHA hey guys u need to see a doctor......but plz don't fart when u see him cause he won't be able to help u he'll probably run away LOL:D:p:p:p

Rooster
09-13-2008, 02:20 PM
ok your cat won! :D

I can fart so smelly that even i can't take it any more. I WIN!!!11!1

Stylie
09-13-2008, 02:28 PM
There was one time when i farted so badly that i was just like "damn, what the fuck is this smell"...


LOL

you should smell my dog's fart....oh yeah.....

Hahahah. You guys are sick. xD

Rooster
09-13-2008, 02:30 PM
Goddammit, i farted just seconds ago... Holy fucking shit, my room will smell bad the whole night, because my farts usually float in the air for quite a while... If you smelled what i'm smelling now, it would give you a whole new meaning to what you thought a smelly fart was...

lost_nvrfound
09-13-2008, 02:42 PM
rutegard and raptor88... you two have issues

Rooster
09-13-2008, 02:44 PM
rutegard and raptor88... you two have issues

If "issues" is the new way of calling "gas problems" then yeah, we gave a LOT of issues... Smelly issues...

Superdope
09-13-2008, 03:06 PM
I now know more about you guys than I would my closest friends...

KHWHD
09-13-2008, 03:08 PM
I remember yeaaaaaaaaaars ago, this guy I knews Mom said she has NEVER farted... ever. :rolleyes:

dr.vanessa
09-13-2008, 03:09 PM
If "issues" is the new way of calling "gas problems" then yeah, we gave a LOT of issues... Smelly issues...

ok that's it i'll call the gastroenderologist...

iPunk247
09-13-2008, 03:10 PM
My brother and i discovered the disturbing truth of bad habit.

You drive on my ass
(This is obvious)
Your foot's on the gas
(Gas = a fart)
And your next breath is your last
(The fart is very smelly)

I guess I got a bad habit
(Of farting)
Of blowin' away
(Synonymous for farting)
Yeah I got a bad habit
(Indeed!)
And it ain't goin' away
(The smell sticks around for quite a while)
Yeah
(He is proud)

never ever thought of that. BAD HABIT is a myterious one but such a kickass song![i do enjoy a little bit of a wicked twisted mystery on some offspring songs] sure some are obvious ones and some are joke ones but mysteryiouslism is key for me and is beyond my forte aswell as realism as it might get* sorry for my lack of poorly grammar i guess my perspective point of views is my huck it spit {freedom of speech}

Cock Joke
09-13-2008, 03:19 PM
Aaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! Yeeeeaaaa!!!!! That was a good one, man!

Blackball_
09-13-2008, 04:24 PM
This was worthy of sharing. It's not like I'm gonna laugh till the end of time or anything, but I chuckled.

yes, this. splejse gets some points for effort.

drummerbecca
09-13-2008, 05:04 PM
This thread is absolutely hilarious!

Oh, Raptor...

I can fart so smelly that even i can't take it any more. I WIN!!!11!1
Impossible, man. Everyone loves the smell of their own farts! :p

Rooster
09-13-2008, 05:55 PM
Damn, this thread is a good example of evolution... In this case the evolution took the wrong turn somewhere :D

I mean, compare the first post and the later posts :D

lost_nvrfound
09-13-2008, 05:56 PM
Everyone loves the smell of their own farts! :p

Well, you obviously haven't been around me after mexican food night.

rise_and_fall
09-13-2008, 06:59 PM
If "issues" is the new way of calling "gas problems" then yeah, we gave a LOT of issues... Smelly issues...

He's got a 'Bad Habit'!

iPunk247
09-13-2008, 07:11 PM
mexican bean borritos does it for me. hot sauce like spicy stuffs. eggs too. i lol at my own farts aswell as other peoples because its smelly but healthy. XD

Splejse
09-14-2008, 02:39 AM
To me spicy food and chocolate is a deadly combination!!
Sometimes I have to open a window hust to get rid of the smell :o

Rooster
09-14-2008, 03:29 AM
I can see this thread being closed or moved to general chat, if we don't get back to the original point of this thread soon :D

randman21
09-14-2008, 05:31 AM
Rofl. When the hell did everyone turn into Cock Joke?

-=Xander=-
09-14-2008, 07:06 AM
But your foot cannot be on a gaseous element, it is not dense enough. So the entire thing is failed in proportion.

You are great

KHWHD
09-14-2008, 07:56 AM
You are great

No he's not. More like annoying.