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Ryder1234
09-20-2008, 03:10 PM
Well, almost dead.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1595303/20080920/barker__travis.jhtml

(I'm only allowed to make a thread titled in this fashion because the said victim is not actually dead)

nieh
09-20-2008, 03:12 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34722

Ryder1234
09-20-2008, 03:13 PM
lol fail .

cool 2 hate 681
09-20-2008, 03:15 PM
my god did the title of this thread scare the hell outta me

bighead384
09-20-2008, 03:39 PM
(I'm only allowed to make a thread titled in this fashion because the said victim is not actually dead)

Wait...wha?

dff_punk
09-20-2008, 03:45 PM
my god did the title of this thread scare the hell outta me

Ditto.

10..whatever

Ryder1234
09-20-2008, 04:33 PM
Wait...wha?

Jakebert is the one who always makes the "... is DEAD" threads. So Since Travis isn't actually dead I was like "hehehe..."


my god did the title of this thread scare the hell outta me

That's what I was aiming for :D

IamSam
09-20-2008, 07:02 PM
Dick move.

Cock Joke
09-20-2008, 08:28 PM
Well here's hoping he makes it out alive! He's one of the awesomest drummers ever!

Ryder1234
09-20-2008, 08:30 PM
Dick move.

:( I haz failed?

0r4ng3
09-20-2008, 08:39 PM
Well, not unless someone named Tavis Barker actually died in the past couple of days.

Ryder1234
09-20-2008, 08:45 PM
Wow, I hadn't noticed that typo.

T-6005
09-20-2008, 09:04 PM
SO he AINT DIEDED?

nameless
09-20-2008, 09:15 PM
SO he AINT DIEDED?

apparently not!

Alex101
09-20-2008, 09:52 PM
It's a lie. He's not dead, see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_Barker#Plane_crash

Ryder1234
09-20-2008, 09:57 PM
It's a lie. He's not dead, see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_Barker#Plane_crash

I already stated that.

adombomb222
09-20-2008, 10:00 PM
If he dies of un-related causes.... I know who to blame.

Jakebert
09-21-2008, 01:17 AM
The possible death of memebers of Blink 182 is God apoligising for worthwhile people dying this year.

IamSam
09-21-2008, 01:41 AM
The possible death of Republican memebers of congress is God apoligising for worthwhile people dying this year.

Fixed it for you.

Andy
09-21-2008, 03:21 AM
It would be quite deliciously ironic if he needs a Transplant after all this.

GreenTerror
09-21-2008, 05:54 AM
It would be quite deliciously ironic if he needs a Transplant after all this.

Oh, you win, my friend. I giggled.

medi01
09-21-2008, 06:45 AM
It would be quite deliciously ironic if he needs a Transplant after all this.

"deliciously ironic"???....ironic maybe, but hardly 'deliciously' so, unless ur a really sick and twisted individual.

Jakebert
09-21-2008, 07:37 AM
The ironing is delicious.

Rutegard
09-21-2008, 10:59 AM
what about his tatoos now?

....must suck

JohnnyNemesis
09-21-2008, 11:03 AM
The ironing is delicious.

This took entirely too long.

dff_punk
09-21-2008, 11:06 AM
What annoys me a bit is how the "dead" word is written in capital letters in every this kind of thread, I always imagine someone saying it and it is not very comfortable :rolleyes:

Meg
09-21-2008, 11:07 AM
what about his tatoos now?

....must suck

Amusingly enough, if they Do have to carry out some form of transplant, when they sew him back up it's incredibly difficult to get the tattoos to match back up.

There was a thing about tattoos on the telly a while ago, and a bloke used to have the words "I love women" tattooed on him. When they sewed him back up.... The new phrase was rather embarrassing for him.

Rutegard
09-21-2008, 11:16 AM
Amusingly enough, if they Do have to carry out some form of transplant, when they sew him back up it's incredibly difficult to get the tattoos to match back up.

There was a thing about tattoos on the telly a while ago, and a bloke used to have the words "I love women" tattooed on him. When they sewed him back up.... The new phrase was rather embarrassing for him.

ahhaaha weird
i hope it won't happen to him

Meg
09-21-2008, 11:26 AM
Of course we could always hold a competition for new and interesting ways for his tattoos to look

Rutegard
09-21-2008, 11:28 AM
Of course we could always hold a competition for new and interesting ways for his tattoos to look

like a puzzle

Jakebert
09-21-2008, 11:34 AM
You guys are acting like his tattoos weren't incredibly dirty looking.

lost_nvrfound
09-21-2008, 08:33 PM
GODDAMMIT Kev! I oughtta punch you!

Don't do that to me!

Oh yeah, they referenced this before the Bravery came on yesterday. We had no clue what had happened, but they had us all bow our heads. Thank goodness Travis Barker is still alive! My sister would have a heart attack if he were gone.

Travis, may your recovery be quick and your return to the music world be soon.