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Bipolar Bear
10-15-2008, 12:45 PM
Is there someone on the boards you absolutely adore?
DISCUSS.

http://www.askphotoshop.com/images/tutorials/eye_painting/eye_small.jpg http://www.familyhelper.net/heart/heartgifs/heart4848.gif http://www.offspring.com/forums/image.php?u=13500&dateline=1220756343&type=thumb

Rutegard
10-15-2008, 12:55 PM
more than 3 persons :D

dr.vanessa
10-15-2008, 12:55 PM
you are all so great!!!!i luv u ALL!:D:D

Drafan
10-15-2008, 12:57 PM
Well, adore :) Rutegard and Holland25, and about 10 other people I like

Rutegard
10-15-2008, 01:03 PM
Well, adore :) Rutegard and Holland25, and about 10 other people I like

what can i say?

i just fell in love with this guy since the beginning :D

dr.vanessa
10-15-2008, 01:04 PM
Ruty I LUV U:D:D:D:D

Rutegard
10-15-2008, 01:07 PM
Ruty I LUV U:D:D

i luv u too my dearest friend :D

Drafan
10-15-2008, 01:10 PM
This thread, very good idea, I can feel the energy, love is everywhere.. :D

H1T_That
10-15-2008, 01:14 PM
Woohoo!

Lets all suck each others dicks!

Rutegard
10-15-2008, 01:15 PM
This thread, very good idea, I can feel the energy, love is everywhere.. :D

that remains me of that song...


love is in the aaaaiiiirrrr

everywhere i look aarrroooooouuuunnd

AAHAAH

Cock Joke
10-15-2008, 02:56 PM
Ahahahaaa! Best thread ever!

Bipolar Bear
10-15-2008, 03:28 PM
Woohoo!

Lets all suck each others dicks!

Can I sig that LOL

H1T_That
10-16-2008, 05:48 AM
If you must..

dr.vanessa
10-16-2008, 08:41 AM
I adore: Disclaimer_07,Ruty,bipolar ,The_real_potomek,Sofinch,-L-,Blitzkrieg Bop,and luv all the rest:D
sorry if i forgot to mention sbd..it wasn't on purpose;-)

the_real_potomek
10-16-2008, 09:14 AM
I adore:disclaimer,Ruty,bipolar ,The_real_potomek,Sofinch,-L-,Blitzkrieg Bop,and luv all the rest:D
sorry if i forgot to mention sbd..it wasn't on purpose;-)

that's so nice that you mentioned me <hug> :D

I love you dr.vanessa:D

Blitzkrieg Bop
10-16-2008, 09:35 AM
I adore:disclaimer,Ruty,bipolar ,The_real_potomek,Sofinch,-L-,Blitzkrieg Bop,and luv all the rest:D
sorry if i forgot to mention sbd..it wasn't on purpose;-)

A special mention ... I feel so honoured :)

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 11:10 AM
If you must..

THANK YOU


I adore:disclaimer,Ruty,bipolar ,The_real_potomek,Sofinch,-L-,Blitzkrieg Bop,and luv all the rest:D
sorry if i forgot to mention sbd..it wasn't on purpose;-)

*Feels special* :D

I adore you back, you're definitely in my list along with CJ and others :cool:

Drafan
10-16-2008, 11:32 AM
that remains me of that song...


love is in the aaaaiiiirrrr

everywhere i look aarrroooooouuuunnd

AAHAAH

this is exactly what I meant, flashback :o
and I forget to mention dff_punk, great guitar player

Cock Joke
10-16-2008, 12:06 PM
This calls for an orgy!!!

Sofinch
10-16-2008, 12:09 PM
I adore:disclaimer,Ruty,bipolar ,The_real_potomek,Sofinch,-L-,Blitzkrieg Bop,and luv all the rest:D
sorry if i forgot to mention sbd..it wasn't on purpose;-)

Love U 2 Dr. Vanessa!!!

Sofinch
10-16-2008, 12:11 PM
that remains me of that song...


love is in the aaaaiiiirrrr

everywhere i look aarrroooooouuuunnd

AAHAAH

oooooooh noooooo not the song !! :D
they where singing it in my class today and the rest of the day I also was singing :love is in the aiiiiir :D

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 12:36 PM
oooooooh noooooo not the song !! :D
they where singing it in my class today and the rest of the day I also was singing :love is in the aiiiiir :D

yeah i know LOL

it stays in your head!!!!AAAAHHHH

lost_nvrfound
10-16-2008, 12:49 PM
ok... well i must indulge in this i suppose...

umm...

ryder1234, shank, static_martyr, randman21, free?, rutegard... I LOVE YOU!

oh...

well Disclaimer_07 needs my love too... <3

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 12:57 PM
actually i think that u r a bunch of great ppl and that we should start our own village...what do u think??

after all, i did this offspring story with you guys included :D LOL

dff_punk
10-16-2008, 12:59 PM
this is exactly what I meant, flashback :o
and I forget to mention dff_punk, great guitar player

Well, you have seen me play live and drunk on the Danube beach, so.. I take that compliment :)

Sofinch
10-16-2008, 12:59 PM
actually i think that u r a bunch of great ppl and that we should start our own village...what do u think??

after all, i did this offspring story with you guys included :D LOL

yeah it would be awesome
do you also wanna be my neighbour? :D

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:02 PM
actually i think that u r a bunch of great ppl and that we should start our own village...what do u think??


Two words:

HELL YES

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:04 PM
This calls for an orgy!!!

HELL YES x 10

Lol









chuck norris

the_real_potomek
10-16-2008, 01:05 PM
I like also Sofinch (my neighbour:D), and Rutegard:D

and dff_punk, you have great signature, I must have written this somewhere:p

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 01:07 PM
yeah it would be awesome
do you also wanna be my neighbour? :d

yes!!


two words:

Hell yes

cool!!


i like also sofinch (my neighbour:d), and rutegard:d

and dff_punk, you have great signature, i must have written this somewhere:p

awesome!!

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:12 PM
HELL
YES


http://www.offspring.com/forums/group.php?groupid=101

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 01:19 PM
HELL
YES


http://www.offspring.com/forums/group.php?groupid=101

awesome :D

dff_punk
10-16-2008, 01:20 PM
awesome :D

It seems to me that sometimes you are going at a dangerous speed about 100 PPM(posts per minute)... ;) How do you do that?

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:23 PM
It seems to me that sometimes you are going at a dangerous speed about 100 PPM(posts per minute)... ;) How do you do that?

Haha PPM..I like that

By the by I just nominated myself Emperor of the new town.
You may offer me presents to congratulate me on this new position.
If you don't that's fine. You'll just get your head chopped off.

the_real_potomek
10-16-2008, 01:24 PM
It seems to me that sometimes you are going at a dangerous speed about 100 PPM(posts per minute)... ;) How do you do that?

hahaha:D yes, she's awesome, she writes so much...I also always wondered how can she do that:D

Gustavo
10-16-2008, 01:24 PM
*emo moment*

aaaww... nobody loves me

*cuts fists*

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:26 PM
*emo moment*

aaaww... nobody loves me

*cuts fists*

I love you. Let's make babies.

Sofinch
10-16-2008, 01:28 PM
I like also Sofinch (my neighbour:D), and Rutegard:D

and dff_punk, you have great signature, I must have written this somewhere:p

I like you tooooo !!!

the_real_potomek
10-16-2008, 01:28 PM
*emo moment*

aaaww... nobody loves me

*cuts fists*

don't cut yourself, I love you:D :p

Gustavo
10-16-2008, 01:34 PM
It seems to me that sometimes you are going at a dangerous speed about 100 PPM(posts per minute)... ;) How do you do that?

Ok, I shouldn't tell you this... But.

Rutegard is just an undesguised name for a famous superhero... She made me promise that I'd never tell this to anyone... I'll probably get killed... But... Rutegard is also known as...

the SUPER-TYPER!!

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4276/rutegardvn4.jpg

*Gets shoted*

Gustavo
10-16-2008, 01:35 PM
don't cut yourself, I love you:D :p


I love you. Let's make babies.

Yay, sounds like there will be a threesome soon! (L)

dff_punk
10-16-2008, 01:36 PM
Ok, I shouldn't tell you this... But.

Rutegard is just an undesguised name for a famous superhero... She made me promise that I'd never tell this to anyone... I'll probably get killed... But... Rutegard is also known as...

the SUPER-TYPER!!

http://img413.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rutegardvn4.jpg

*Gets shoted*

Interesting... :D
But since you are shot, why do I still see a green light next to your username?

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:36 PM
Ok, I shouldn't tell you this... But.

Rutegard is just an undesguised name for a famous superhero... She made me promise that I'd never tell this to anyone... I'll probably get killed... But... Rutegard is also known as...

the SUPER-TYPER!!

http://img413.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rutegardvn4.jpg

*Gets shoted*

What the fuck? Who shot him? Hey you in the dark suit, come back here!

HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PULLING OUT OF YOUR VEST..HEY TAKE IT EASY..AHHH *gets shot*

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 01:36 PM
It seems to me that sometimes you are going at a dangerous speed about 100 PPM(posts per minute)... ;) How do you do that?

eheheheh i can only do that when i'm NOT talking to ppl on msn :p


Ok, I shouldn't tell you this... But.

Rutegard is just an undesguised name for a famous superhero... She made me promise that I'd never tell this to anyone... I'll probably get killed... But... Rutegard is also known as...

the SUPER-TYPER!!

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4276/rutegardvn4.jpg

*Gets shoted*



HUUUUUMMMMMM

/Rutegard hides the gun and look around to make sure no one saw it...

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:37 PM
Interesting... :D
But since you are shot, why do I still see a green light next to your username?

It's called THE UNDEAD

*nerdy laughter*

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 01:40 PM
It's called THE UNDEAD

*nerdy laughter*

yeah...know i am gonna reveal HIS secret....


he's a zombie!!


yep....he can't die that easily LOL

Sofinch
10-16-2008, 01:40 PM
*emo moment*

aaaww... nobody loves me

*cuts fists*

I love youuuuu!!! XxX

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 01:42 PM
*emo moment*

aaaww... nobody loves me

*cuts fists*

you kidding me!?!?

YOU FOUND TOKYO SHOW LIVE DUDE!!

we ALL love you :D

Sofinch
10-16-2008, 01:42 PM
@ Rutegard : I like your new hairstyle ;):D

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 01:44 PM
@ Rutegard : I like your new hairstyle ;):D

thanks :D

i kinda like it too

and now i'm blonde :D ahaha

i didn't know anything about it...till....few minutes ago LOL

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:45 PM
This thread is so much better than those threads about people you hate lmao

Gustavo
10-16-2008, 01:49 PM
Interesting... :D
But since you are shot, why do I still see a green light next to your username?

What's up? I didn't die, Chuck Norris stopped time and didn't let the bullet to get close to me.
Thanks, Chuck!

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 01:50 PM
What's up? I didn't die, Chuck Norris stopped time and didn't let the bullet to get close to me.
Thanks, Chuck!

always the chuck...lol

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:51 PM
Chuck Norris punched the bullet on its way to me and deflected it back to the shooter.

Gustavo
10-16-2008, 01:52 PM
Chuck Norris punched the bullet on its way to me and deflected it back to the shooter.

So why is Super Typer still alive? :O

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:53 PM
So why is Super Typer still alive? :O

haha
Cuz then Jackie Chan saw this and decided to protect the shooter
so since then they've been punching the bullet back and forth
It's intense I wonder who'll win this

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 01:53 PM
So why is Super Typer still alive? :O

cause of my boobs


they stopped the bullet!! :D

dff_punk
10-16-2008, 01:54 PM
This thread is so much better than those threads about people you hate lmao

Tell me about it...
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33425
:rolleyes:

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 01:54 PM
haha
Cuz then Jackie Chan saw this and decided to protect the shooter
so since then they've been punching the bullet back and forth
It's intense I wonder who'll win this

damn....


like isaid....


MEEEEE

cause im the one with boobs :D

Gustavo
10-16-2008, 01:56 PM
haha
Cuz then Jackie Chan saw this and decided to protect the shooter
so since then they've been punching the bullet back and forth
It's intense I wonder who'll win this

McGyver did win this!

Gustavo
10-16-2008, 01:57 PM
cause of my boobs


they stopped the bullet!! :D

I wonder why you were wearing a T Shirt in that picture =\
It would have been so much better if you were not!

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 01:57 PM
McGyver did win this!

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

ok


he has boobs too LOL

Gustavo
10-16-2008, 01:58 PM
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

ok


he has boobs too LOL

*shitty '70s old-school pick up line*

not as good as yours, baby.

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:59 PM
Tell me about it...
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33425
:rolleyes:

Hahahaha

I searched "jim109109" and got this thread:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5479&highlight=jim109109

Lol..

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 01:59 PM
*shitty '70s old-school pick up line*

not as good as yours, baby.

thanks sweety :D

Gustavo
10-16-2008, 02:04 PM
Ok, I must admit, I love you all! <3

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 02:07 PM
Ok, I must admit, I love you all! <3

we know :D we are great :D

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 02:08 PM
I love you all, except for the ones I don't love!
And I say this from the bottom of my heart <3

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 02:10 PM
I love you all, except for the ones I don't love!
And I say this from the bottom of my heart <3

exactly

and everybody will die one day, except for those who are already dead

:D

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 02:12 PM
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING


except the things you're not right about :P

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 02:14 PM
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING


except the things you're not right about :P



i knew you would understand everything



except for those times you don't get a thing.... but shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

i won't tell ANYONE!!!

NO NO NO


NOT ME


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HEY GUYS!"!!


guess what!!!!???

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 02:21 PM
I GOT TO GO NOW
See ya later !

dr.vanessa
10-16-2008, 03:12 PM
*emo moment*

aaaww... nobody loves me

*cuts fists*

hey i forgot to mention you too:Du r in my ''adore list'' too buddy:D

LosingStreak
10-16-2008, 03:30 PM
Am I in anyones "Adore List"?

Gustavo
10-16-2008, 03:55 PM
Am I in anyones "Adore List"?

Well, I'd never seen you before this topic... But, you're in mine! <3

LosingStreak
10-16-2008, 04:02 PM
Well, I'd never seen you before this topic... But, you're in mine! <3

Haha thanks. Do you know who the member Enjoi is?

lost_nvrfound
10-16-2008, 04:16 PM
Haha thanks. Do you know who the member Enjoi is?

if he did... i doubt he would've said that enjoi.

i love you igustavo! you are loved

LosingStreak
10-16-2008, 04:17 PM
if he did... i doubt he would've said that enjoi.


wats that supposed to mean??

Gustavo
10-16-2008, 04:25 PM
if he did... i doubt he would've said that enjoi.

i love you igustavo! you are loved

So are you, I love you too!

lost_nvrfound
10-16-2008, 04:40 PM
so are you, i love you too!

yay!! :D :D

Bipolar Bear
10-17-2008, 01:10 AM
hey enjoi! I love you cocksucker
<3

Conspiracyof1000
10-17-2008, 01:37 AM
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff77/coensfangirl/me-1.png

:D

Bipolar Bear
10-17-2008, 01:40 AM
Love you too conspiracyof1000 !
Nice pictar

Conspiracyof1000
10-17-2008, 01:58 AM
Thanks, I love you more now.

the_real_potomek
10-17-2008, 02:03 AM
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff77/coensfangirl/me-1.png

:D

hahaha, awesome:D

I love you too, Conspiracyof1000:D

Rutegard
10-17-2008, 02:20 AM
Am I in anyones "Adore List"?

with that cute avatar....u gotta be in mine lol

Rutegard
10-17-2008, 02:21 AM
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff77/coensfangirl/me-1.png

:D

always the best :D

Conspiracyof1000
10-17-2008, 03:59 AM
Thankies to everyone, you're all on my adore list, which is way too long to type out. :D

Sofinch
10-17-2008, 08:59 AM
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff77/coensfangirl/me-1.png

:D

Love U toooooo!!! :D btw nice drawing!!

lost_nvrfound
10-17-2008, 11:07 AM
i feel obligated to add to this thread that Disclaimer loves me very much. He is just to shy to profess it in front of the world. :p

Bipolar Bear
10-17-2008, 11:09 AM
My worse flaw is that I'm too shy :mad:

Rutegard
10-17-2008, 11:24 AM
My worse flaw is that I'm too shy :mad:

and too sexy....

i hate the fact that u r so sexy


:D :p ;)

Bipolar Bear
10-17-2008, 11:33 AM
and too sexy....

i hate the fact that u r so sexy


:D :p ;)

I know right!
Sorry I can't help it ;)

*gets raped by a pirate*

Rutegard
10-17-2008, 11:39 AM
I know right!
Sorry I can't help it ;)

*gets raped by a pirate*

ehehehehehe

dr.vanessa
10-17-2008, 05:01 PM
deleted :(

Rutegard
10-18-2008, 05:18 AM
deleted :(



what? ...............

dr.vanessa
10-18-2008, 12:30 PM
what? ...............

nothing dear....say it never happened.........:(

Bipolar Bear
10-18-2008, 07:02 PM
nothing dear....say it never happened.........:(

dam let me guess...
its them russians again

Cock Joke
10-18-2008, 09:22 PM
I'm totally gay for some pizza right now.






SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN & PPL WHO DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY LOVE TO SUCK MONKEY COCK!!!!!!!!!

SK8rocka
10-18-2008, 10:11 PM
I'm totally gay for some pizza right now.






SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN & PPL WHO DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY LOVE TO SUCK MONKEY COCK!!!!!!!!!


yep.......

Bipolar Bear
10-19-2008, 01:28 AM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/cvpgdub/those-are-my-shoes.jpg

Cock Joke
10-21-2008, 03:24 PM
Just so you know, I did not bump this thread.

Bipolar Bear
10-21-2008, 11:11 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/floranista/LMAO.jpg

Cock Joke
10-22-2008, 01:46 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/floranista/lmao.jpg

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the_real_potomek
10-22-2008, 02:06 PM
I don't know what's going on but I see some funny photos so I'll post mine:D

http://s398.photobucket.com/albums/pp67/angry_ala/?action=edit&current=DSC00587-1.jpg

the_real_potomek
10-22-2008, 02:09 PM
oh, sorry. once again:
http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp67/angry_ala/DSC00587-1.jpg

Bipolar Bear
10-23-2008, 09:37 AM
http://members.optushome.com.au/rickclarke/retard.jpg