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weazel
10-16-2008, 09:27 AM
heyo!

Well, gotta tell you a story...
...about my finally broken relationship which lasted 6 damn years!


It all began at the Offspring concert in Hungary. Well I broke my foot in the moshpit. From that time on I, of course, was not able to give her 100% of me, because I had to stay at home in bed for this summer.

I didn't like how careless she was about my bad luck, so I broke up with her last Friday. She didn't really stand behind me. I really loved her, so I tried my best few days later to get her back. Now that she wants me back... I found out that she was cheating on me since a month with a totally homo dumbass...

She wants me back now, but I can tell you this text part from the Offspring-Song "Spare Me The Details" is so true:
"And it drives me insane, sitting with a vision
Stuck with that image burned into my brain
And I feel so dumb that I could ever trust her
While someone else fucked her, then walked away"

Thank You Offspring for opening up my eyes.
Now I'm 22, lost my first great love, have "The Worst Hangover Ever" today, but hell yeah...it's not "The End Of The Line"

HeadAroundU
10-16-2008, 09:38 AM
HAHA. I like this thread. Especially, the title.

Well, be strong. =)

Rutegard
10-16-2008, 09:43 AM
and shit is fucked up!

T-6005
10-16-2008, 09:52 AM
You dated the same girl from 16 to 22?

I think it's time to move on.

Sunny
10-16-2008, 10:13 AM
...

i LOL'd.

Vera
10-16-2008, 11:34 AM
This is awesome.

Drafan
10-16-2008, 11:49 AM
This is so pathetic story, it got me, :o béééé

Cock Joke
10-16-2008, 12:08 PM
But doesn't it feel so cold now that she's gone away?

disclaimer_07
10-16-2008, 12:33 PM
There's no real love, seriously.

Sunny
10-16-2008, 12:53 PM
*cutes vains*

Bipolar Bear
10-16-2008, 01:05 PM
Relationships aren't meant to last more that MAXIMUM a month! I mean
seriously! It just isn't natural!
:rolleyes:

HornyPope
10-16-2008, 01:18 PM
Relationships aren't meant to last more that MAXIMUM a month! I mean
seriously! It just isn't natural!
:rolleyes:

Like guys are not meant to last longer than five minutes in bed, right? IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN.

Llamas
10-16-2008, 01:47 PM
Love for life! such noble words for noble minds! show me a love for life! Cause weazel doesn't have one. :( :(

Blackleave
10-16-2008, 02:06 PM
wow 6 years are a long time ... but you can find another another girl and then come back when you still love your first ...
might not sound that nice but try it ;-)

Andy
10-16-2008, 02:31 PM
For me, this is a Sticky Thread contender.

weazel
10-16-2008, 04:30 PM
whooow, I just came back from going out today - thx for the nice replies

you know what:

the Offsping concert in Hungary this July were I broke my foot (and afterwards my relationship)...
...it was f***ing worth it ;)

6 years, yep, long time. she is one of the hottest and greatest ladies I ever met, but I can really tell you guys... that's only 99 % of the cake.

since a few days it feels like:
"faaaaaaaaaaalllling, i'm faaaaaallllling" (Have You Ever)
Seriously, at the moment my life feels like there are "No Brakes"

But life has to go on - I'm going to explain a theory to you:
There are 6,7 billion people out there in the world, let's say 50% are female.
So let's rank each one of these 3,35 billion women regarding on how perfect they are for me. So Susi (my sleazy ex) was placed about 1843. - which is great.
But this is the evidence that I'm now going to meet all of the 1842 other girls which fit better to me!!

Sounds like "It'll Be A Long Time" to get all of them ;)

RickyCrack
10-16-2008, 07:19 PM
I was going going to respond with the classical AND IT FEEEELS. but cock joke beat me to it. I'm not sure what to think now :(

lost_nvrfound
10-16-2008, 07:30 PM
oh my.... all the references... :p

Damn! 6 years! I can say that I've never had a relationship outlast a month. (well maybe February, but February is sub-par. Other months are definitely *bigger*... sorry... dumb)

I can't say I'm surprised at my own relationship track record as I look back at the last four years. I can't say I'm proud either. Far from it...

Llamas
10-16-2008, 09:18 PM
But life has to go on - I'm going to explain a theory to you:
There are 6,7 billion people out there in the world, let's say 50% are female.
So let's rank each one of these 3,35 billion women regarding on how perfect they are for me. So Susi (my sleazy ex) was placed about 1843. - which is great.
But this is the evidence that I'm now going to meet all of the 1842 other girls which fit better to me!!

Bonus: Oesterreiche Frauen sind haesslich. Jetzt kannst du eine Frau aus Kroatian suchen. :D

weazel
10-17-2008, 12:24 AM
Bonus: Oesterreiche Frauen sind haesslich. Jetzt kannst du eine Frau aus Kroatian suchen. :D

Actually iloveallamas, she has a Croatian background and her whole family was speaking Croatian... :o

Omni
10-17-2008, 01:22 AM
I found out that she was cheating on me since a month with a totally homo dumbass...



I guess he's not a homo anymore. It's going to suck for you when the Offspring finally break up and then you're left with nothing.

weazel
10-17-2008, 02:04 AM
as long as Offspring is not cheating on me like this ho, I will surive it ;)

If you would see him, you would think he's a homo...

Sunny
10-17-2008, 05:53 AM
lols, a homo who's banging your ex girlfriend.

The Search Button
10-17-2008, 06:29 AM
lols, a homo who's banging your ex girlfriend.

Uau, great you brought that up once again, soulless woman.

All men can relate to that story. Keep your chin up. Good things happen when you least expect. Just make sure you cease them.

Vera
10-17-2008, 08:06 AM
6 years, yep, long time. she is one of the hottest and greatest ladies I ever met, but I can really tell you guys... that's only 99 % of the cake.
So 99% of her was great and hot and made of cake, and you still don't miss her at all? Damn.



But life has to go on - I'm going to explain a theory to you:
If Dex Holland didn't write it, I don't need to hear it, dude.

anarhist
10-17-2008, 10:11 AM
Kill girls! They suck! :D:D:D

Sunny
10-17-2008, 10:15 AM
ahh, too punx for the opposite sex... or proper spelling, for that matter.

nice.

Andy
10-17-2008, 10:29 AM
It's threads like this that the BBS has been missing of late.

Cock Joke
10-17-2008, 07:25 PM
Kill girls! They suck! :D:D:D

WHUH!? :eek:

yulka
10-18-2008, 10:10 AM
well i find you're story quite sad


i'm a really sentimental person
that's why i never relate offspring songs to people i'm with
i think that for me it would be pretty hard to listen to a song after i dedicated it to someone i just broke up with

it'll be hard for me

JoY
10-18-2008, 10:20 AM
*pats RickyCrack on the back* poor fellow.

this is one very awesome thread.

Andy
10-18-2008, 11:19 AM
Kill girls! They suck! :D:D:D

That's one reason for them to live, surely?

T-6005
10-18-2008, 12:11 PM
Apparently the pun is still alive and well in Great Britain.

Andy
10-18-2008, 12:22 PM
Too right. In such difficult economic times, they're the best export we've got.