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disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 09:38 AM
I was bored and wrote these alternative funny lyrics for "Fix You", the new title is "Feed You":

She wakes up
Stuffs her face
Pulling food closer, pushed me away
I guess
She's slowly crossing the line
She naively thinks
That everything's fine

Empty fridge
Empty glass
Gonna get food and be right back
She says, "you know
I want you to bring me cake"

I wish I could feed you
Though I've no idea how to
I wish I could feed you
But you never cease to eat

I wish I could feed you
Don't make me wanna dump you
I wish I could feed you
I will stay but please don't eat

(oh, no)

Ha la la la

Her noisy belch buries the night
She's craving something spicy and fried
And says "oh, baby, don't leave me, I'm hungry"
How in the world can I not get too angry?

She eats a lot of things like burgers and fries
Say she's thin cause she likes lies
When we both know the truth

Chorus

Empty fridge
Empty glass
Gonna get food and be right back
She says, "you know
I want you to bring me cake"

Maybe they suck, but I had fun writing them. xD

Feel free to criticize me as well as post your own funny lyrics for The Offspring songs.

dr.vanessa
11-22-2008, 09:44 AM
I was bored and wrote these alternative funny lyrics for "Fix You", the new title is "Feed You":

She wakes up
Stuffs her face
Pulling food closer, pushed me away
I guess
She's slowly crossing the line
She naively thinks
That everything's fine

Empty fridge
Empty glass
Gonna get food and be right back
She says, "you know
I want you to bring me cake"

I wish I could feed you
Though I've no idea how to
I wish I could feed you
But you never cease to eat

I wish I could feed you
Don't make me wanna dump you
I wish I could feed you
I will stay but please don't eat

(oh, no)

Ha la la la

Her noisy belch buries the night
She's craving something spicy and fried
And says "oh, baby, don't leave me, I'm hungry"
How in the world can I not get too angry?

She eats a lot of things like burgers and fries
Say she's thin cause she likes lies
When we both know the truth

Chorus

Empty fridge
Empty glass
Gonna get food and be right back
She says, "you know
I want you to bring me cake"

Maybe they suck, but I had fun writing them. xD

Feel free to criticize me as well as post your own funny lyrics for The Offspring songs.

HAHAHAHAHA:Dthey don't suck at all..It's really funny u r talented..;);):D

dff_punk
11-22-2008, 09:44 AM
Haha, not that bad ;)
I made some stuff like this years ago, gotta find them.. :p

Rooster
11-22-2008, 09:46 AM
I was bored and wrote these alternative funny lyrics for "Fix You", the new title is "Feed You":

She wakes up
Stuffs her face
Pulling food closer, pushed me away
I guess
She's slowly crossing the line
She naively thinks
That everything's fine

Empty fridge
Empty glass
Gonna get food and be right back
She says, "you know
I want you to bring me cake"

I wish I could feed you
Though I've no idea how to
I wish I could feed you
But you never cease to eat

I wish I could feed you
Don't make me wanna dump you
I wish I could feed you
I will stay but please don't eat

(oh, no)

Ha la la la

Her noisy belch buries the night
She's craving something spicy and fried
And says "oh, baby, don't leave me, I'm hungry"
How in the world can I not get too angry?

She eats a lot of things like burgers and fries
Say she's thin cause she likes lies
When we both know the truth

Chorus

Empty fridge
Empty glass
Gonna get food and be right back
She says, "you know
I want you to bring me cake"

Maybe they suck, but I had fun writing them. xD

Feel free to criticize me as well as post your own funny lyrics for The Offspring songs.

I want you to bring me cake, dude... Cause i had birthday yesterday :D

Great work man, i had a nice laugh reading this...

disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 10:01 AM
Haha, thank you all! And again, happy birthday to you, Raptor88! xD


HAHAHAHAHA:Dthey don't suck at all..It's really funny u r talented..;);):D

Thank you for not criticizing me, hehe. :P

I also think dff_punk should record my version, lol. That would be fun.

Sofinch
11-22-2008, 10:02 AM
hehe the only English song I "made a parody on" was Living on my Own from Freddie Mercury

Rooster
11-22-2008, 10:04 AM
Haha, thank you all! And again, happy birthday to you, Raptor88! xD



Thank you for not criticizing me, hehe. :P

I also think dff_punk should record my version, lol. That would be fun.

Hehe, thanks again :D

And that would be a good idea, dff-punk really should record this...

dr.vanessa
11-22-2008, 10:07 AM
Thank you for not criticizing me,hehe. :P

...i did hunny....:p:p:D;)

_Lost_
11-22-2008, 10:13 AM
Hey! Don't take all the credit dude! I helped!

disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 10:17 AM
Hey! Don't take all the credit dude! I helped!

LoL, yeah,

"Stuffs her face
Pulling food closer, pushed me away"

and

"bring me cake" are yours :P

_Lost_
11-22-2008, 10:24 AM
haha! thats cause you changed a lot of it since the last time i read it.

disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 10:25 AM
haha! thats cause you changed a lot of it since the last time i read it.

Not really, I just had only a few lines of the first verse back then. xD

_Lost_
11-22-2008, 10:30 AM
hey now... we had a preliminary version of the chorus too. Cause thats when you came up with "i wish i could feed you".

GEEZE!

disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 10:34 AM
Yeah, I had only the first line of the chorus at that time. xD

Then I came up with the first half of it. And today I wrote everything else. xD

dff_punk
11-22-2008, 10:38 AM
I also think dff_punk should record my version, lol. That would be fun.

LOL, okay guys, bring me some beers than I could do it! :D

ad8
11-22-2008, 10:43 AM
lol nice work:D
Not too long ago, I had an idea for some offspring misheard lyrics... but somehow I didn't do it.

disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 10:46 AM
LOL, okay guys, bring me some beers than I could do it! :D

"dff_punk says, you know, I want you to bring me some beer" xD

Hope you get to do that some day. :P

dff_punk
11-22-2008, 10:50 AM
"dff_punk says, you know, I want you to bring me some beer" xD

Hope you get to do that some day. :P

"My beer helly shines in the night,
I hope someday I will get it right,
and say "Disclaimer, your lyrics are alive,
nice work we did, gimme high five."

:D

disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 10:53 AM
lol nice work:D
Not too long ago, I had an idea for some offspring misheard lyrics... but somehow I didn't do it.

Haha, thanks. Maybe tell me which Offspring song I should write funny lyrics for, and then I'll see what I can do. xD

Blitzkrieg Bop
11-22-2008, 10:54 AM
disclaimer_07 ... you have a master piece on your hands ROFL :D


"My beer helly shines in the night,
I hope someday I will get it right,
and say "Disclaimer, your lyrics are alive,
nice work we did, gimme high five."

:D

dff_punk ... ROFL :D

Gustavo
11-22-2008, 10:55 AM
Nice thread, and this version for Fix You is really good too, I've done a version of Gotta Get Away a loong time ago, but I guess I'd forgotten to post here, so, I made a few changes, and here it goes:

Gotta Get More Food For Me

Getting fatty all the tme
There's someone around me just a step behind
It's kinda scary, the shape I'm in
My tummy is shakin' and it's closin' in
Am I eating to fast or a bit too slow?
I'm paranoid of fast food and it's starting to show
There's one hot sauce I can't shake
Over my shoulder is a Gringo Bandito

Sittin' on a chair
And using MySpace
Eating McDonalds
And there's more I can take
I think I'm on roll
But I don't think it's kinda weird
Saying all I know is
You gotta get more food for me

I tell you something, just ain't right
My head is on loose but my stomach is tight
Avoiding my friends because they all want me to share
Eating is a riddle and I'm really stumped
If I asked me, could you share?
Your own food is what you should care about
I think I'm being bothered, I look around
It's only more ketchup down on the groud

Okay, it sucks, doesn't it?

_Lost_
11-22-2008, 11:02 AM
lol... it seems easy to turn their songs into fat jokes i guess.

Canít Get My Hands Around You

Deep inside your soul, theres the girl
That you used to be
Every single day, what you weigh
Makes no sense to me
No matter how hard I try
I canít get my hands around you

Somewhere in the night, thereís a light
In front of me
You opened up the fridge, grabbed a dish
And left none for me
And even though I try
I canít seem to get the fridge door closed
You passed out in front of it again

All your snacking
My god youíre fattening

Every singe day, what you weigh
Makes no sense to me
I donít want to fight
Cause you might eat me
You used to wear a 3
Now your clothes are special ordered
I canít get my hands around you

All your feeding
You just canít stop eating

Deep inside your soul, you know food
Is just a substitute
You canít cover your gut, it sticks out
And smothers me
You know Iíve really tried
I canít get my hands around you

The jeans are getting bigger
The fridge is getting cleaner
I guess Iíll never know
What its like to finally have a full meal
I canít get my hands around you

disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 11:05 AM
lol... it seems easy to turn their songs into fat jokes i guess.

Canít Get My Hands Around You

Deep inside your soul, theres the girl
That you used to be
Every single day, what you weigh
Makes no sense to me
No matter how hard I try
I canít get my hands around you

Somewhere in the night, thereís a light
In front of me
You opened up the fridge, grabbed a dish
And left none for me
And even though I try
I canít seem to get the fridge door closed
You passed out in front of it again

All your snacking
My god youíre fattening

Every singe day, what you weigh
Makes no sense to me
I donít want to fight
Cause you might eat me
You used to wear a 3
Now your clothes are special ordered
I canít get my hands around you

All your feeding
You just canít stop eating

Deep inside your soul, you know food
Is just a substitute
You canít cover your gut, it sticks out
And smothers me
You know Iíve really tried
I canít get my hands around you

The jeans are getting bigger
The fridge is getting cleaner
I guess Iíll never know
What its like to finally have a full meal
I canít get my hands around you

haha !

Blitzkrieg Bop
11-22-2008, 11:06 AM
iGustavo, that was pretty good ... I like it :D

dr.vanessa
11-22-2008, 11:07 AM
LOOOOOL guys u r great:D:D:D

Gustavo
11-22-2008, 11:10 AM
lol... it seems easy to turn their songs into fat jokes i guess.

Canít Get My Hands Around You

Deep inside your soul, theres the girl
That you used to be
Every single day, what you weigh
Makes no sense to me
No matter how hard I try
I canít get my hands around you

Somewhere in the night, thereís a light
In front of me
You opened up the fridge, grabbed a dish
And left none for me
And even though I try
I canít seem to get the fridge door closed
You passed out in front of it again

All your snacking
My god youíre fattening

Every singe day, what you weigh
Makes no sense to me
I donít want to fight
Cause you might eat me
You used to wear a 3
Now your clothes are special ordered
I canít get my hands around you

All your feeding
You just canít stop eating

Deep inside your soul, you know food
Is just a substitute
You canít cover your gut, it sticks out
And smothers me
You know Iíve really tried
I canít get my hands around you

The jeans are getting bigger
The fridge is getting cleaner
I guess Iíll never know
What its like to finally have a full meal
I canít get my hands around you

hahaha, really good too.
it seems like all of us are into making funny versions related to food :P

disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 11:15 AM
hahaha, really good too.
it seems like all of us are into making funny versions related to food :P

Yea, food is everywhere. lol

_Lost_
11-22-2008, 11:18 AM
A not food related one

He's Lame

Lay awake
I canít take it
I donít think that Will Ferrell is funny
On the floor
Thereís a pile of flicks
Every one is just as bad
In the morning

Burned them all
I canít escape them
Flame retardent
Looking at them you wonít know it
Kerosine
That might do the trick
I was wrong there is
No way you can destroy them

Someone said its alright
Anchorman, was dumber than my dog
Someone said its alrgiht
I canít stand Talledega Nights

The tv glows
I sit glued to it
Its like a car wreck
I just canít look away now
Back and forth
This plot donít make no sense
My friends are all laughing
I really just donít get it

Someone said its alright
Save it now, Step Brothers was so lame
Someone said its alright
Even Semi-Pro was dumb

Heís lame

disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 11:25 AM
LoL, looks like I've just started an avalanche of funny lyrics. xD

Lost, it would take me more time even just to type them, let alone come up with them. xD

_Lost_
11-22-2008, 11:26 AM
LoL, looks like I've just started an avalanche of funny lyrics. xD

Lost, it would take me more time even just to type them, let alone come up with them. xD

My friends and I used to rewrite songs all the time. If I can get an idea, they just kind of flow out. Though mine aren't all that funny.

Rutegard
11-22-2008, 12:49 PM
nice work guys!


Haha, not that bad ;)
I made some stuff like this years ago, gotta find them.. :p

plz plz plz

Sofinch
11-22-2008, 12:51 PM
Can I post my Freddie Mercury parody here also?

disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 01:01 PM
Can I post my Freddie Mercury parody here also?

We won't tell anyone. ;P

Sofinch
11-22-2008, 01:04 PM
We won't tell anyone. ;P

Okay than :D
shhh
here it goes :

Freddie Mercury - Living On My own


Sometimes I feel I’m gonna fall down and die,
Nowhere to go, nothing to do with my life
I get lonely, so lonely, Living like a bum..

Money Baby

Sometimes I feel I’m gonna fall down and die,
Nowhere to go, nothing to do with my life
I get lonely, so lonely, Living like a bum..

Sometimes I always lie in the way, so lonely
And everything is coming down on me, down on me,
I go crazy
Oh so crazy, living like a bum.

Dee do de de, dee do de de
I don't have no time for no Marketing business
Dee do de de, dee do de de
I get so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, yeah
Got to be some warm times inside

Sometimes I feel nobody
gives me no warning
Find my food always down in the trash
in a garbage can
It's not easy, living like a bum, a bum, a bum

Dee do de de , dee do de de
I don't have no time for no marketing business
Dee do de de, dee do de de
I get so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, yeah
Got to be some warm times inside

Dee do de de, dee do de de
I don't have no time for no marketing business
Dee do de de, dee do de de
I get so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, yeah
Got to be some warm times inside

---------

Money Baby

Dee do de de, dee do de de
I don't have no time for no Marketing business
Dee do de de, dee do de de
I get so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, yeah
Got to be some warm times inside

disclaimer_07
11-22-2008, 01:05 PM
plz plz plz

I think you should rather be asking him to record "Feed You". lol

Rutegard
11-22-2008, 01:16 PM
I think you should rather be asking him to record "Feed You". lol

i want both!! he also has that britney's lyrics parody for self esteem, i might post that too

and Sofinch, nice work you did!

Stylie
11-22-2008, 03:33 PM
Hahah, disclaimer_07, that was actually very funny! First I thought "no no no, this is probably just piss -_-", but I was wrooong. ^^

Budzy
11-22-2008, 04:58 PM
i was bored and wrote these alternative funny lyrics for "fix you", the new title is "feed you":

she wakes up
stuffs her face
pulling food closer, pushed me away
i guess
she's slowly crossing the line
she naively thinks
that everything's fine

empty fridge
empty glass
gonna get food and be right back
she says, "you know
i want you to bring me cake"

i wish i could feed you
though i've no idea how to
i wish i could feed you
but you never cease to eat

i wish i could feed you
don't make me wanna dump you
i wish i could feed you
i will stay but please don't eat

(oh, no)

ha la la la

her noisy belch buries the night
she's craving something spicy and fried
and says "oh, baby, don't leave me, i'm hungry"
how in the world can i not get too angry?

She eats a lot of things like burgers and fries
say she's thin cause she likes lies
when we both know the truth

chorus

empty fridge
empty glass
gonna get food and be right back
she says, "you know
i want you to bring me cake"

maybe they suck, but i had fun writing them. Xd

feel free to criticize me as well as post your own funny lyrics for the offspring songs.

lmfao!
Many kudos to you! :d

disclaimer_07
11-23-2008, 02:55 AM
LoL, thank you! I just came up with a non-food-related version of "All I Want". xD

It's called "Forum Junkie":

Day after day
It's always the same
Can't figure out how
It all got this way
Turn on my PC
And then go online
Then pick any forum
To spam and whine

So leave me alone
No eating, no drinking
I'll spend the whole night
Just typing and thinking
Better watch out
You user or mod
I just will always post a lot
Because it's me
Forum junkie
Oh yeah, it's me
Forum junkie

So many times
Already been banned
And I have to use now
Proxy Online
They've blocked my emails
And tried tracking me
But still no success
Got Hide My IP

I won't say a word
No eating, no drinking
I'll spend my whole life
Just typing and thinking
Better watch out
You user or mod
I just will always post a lot
Oh yeah, it's me
Forum junkie
That's right, it's me
Forum junkie

I've logged in before
I'll log in again
If you fail to ban me, I'll constantly flame

So leave me alone
No eating, no drinking
I'll spend the whole night
Just typing and thinking
Better watch out
You user or mod
I just will always post a lot
Because it's me
Forum junkie
Forum junkie

What do you think? lol

Rutegard
11-23-2008, 03:16 AM
LoL, thank you! I just came up with a non-food-related version of "All I Want". xD

It's called "Forum Junkie":

What do you think? lol

forum junkie is a punk!! so this is a very punk-ish song after all! xD

by the way, i think dex should hire u!

mrs_hollandova
11-23-2008, 05:34 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Everything is great but Feed you is the best!!!
From now on I will sing only this version :D

Redjie
11-23-2008, 06:18 AM
Ahah. so cool !
Me & my best friend do that all the time but we always write in portuguese so, translating them to english would kinda sound weird :p

Sofinch
11-23-2008, 06:40 AM
I wrote a parody on The worst hangover ever a month ago (it's bad) but I still don't have an intro
here it goes:

[Empty Intro]

Went out had a drink, it was late that night, I had a blast,
But I’m so damn happy that it has past.
I had the worst village fair ever!
I had to crawl out the bumpercars man,
It hurts so bad that I’m never gonna drive them again!

And by my thirth round it became miserable.
I would have never thought,
the stairs would become invisible.
I had the worst village fair ever!
I threw up on the flowers and than,
I threw up on the hedges when I came out the mini-van.

Why didn’t somebody just stopped me?
And kept me out of this misery.
I was making deals with God,
Where I don’t really believe in.
NOT AGAIN PLEASE,
NOT AGAIN PLEASE!
NOT AGAIN PLEASE,
NOT AGAIN PLEASE!

I’m never gonna drink again,
I propably never gonna drive them again,
I’m may not ever go agian,
Not at least the summer ends.


btw: This is based on real facts

dr.vanessa
11-23-2008, 08:55 AM
LoL, thank you! I just came up with a non-food-related version of "All I Want". xD

It's called "Forum Junkie"

What do you think? lol

I think that you are THE MAN mister discy:););):D

dr.vanessa
11-23-2008, 08:57 AM
I wrote a parody on The worst hangover ever a month ago (it's bad) but I still don't have an intro
here it goes:

[Empty Intro]

Went out had a drink, it was late that night, I had a blast,
But Iím so damn happy that it has past.
I had the worst village fair ever!
I had to crawl out the bumpercars man,
It hurts so bad that Iím never gonna drive them again!

And by my thirth round it became miserable.
I would have never thought,
the stairs would become invisible.
I had the worst village fair ever!
I threw up on the flowers and than,
I threw up on the hedges when I came out the mini-van.

Why didnít somebody just stopped me?
And kept me out of this misery.
I was making deals with God,
Where I donít really believe in.
NOT AGAIN PLEASE,
NOT AGAIN PLEASE!
NOT AGAIN PLEASE,
NOT AGAIN PLEASE!

Iím never gonna drink again,
I propably never gonna drive them again,
Iím may not ever go agian,
Not at least the summer ends.


btw: This is based on real facts

that's very funny too LOL:D:D

_Lost_
11-23-2008, 09:06 AM
and by my thirth round it became miserable.
I would have never thought,
the stairs would become invisible.


ahahahahaha! :d

Grimesy da Offspringfan
11-23-2008, 09:55 AM
Now i can't lie by your side
Oh, it hurts so bad now
Down below my guts go cold
My low intestines suffer too

Now i can feel something here
It's lurking in me
And i know, it's gonna be huge
But there's no way back now

And it's getting worse
I can't stop it now
Oh, just wait here, if i don't go now, i will crap myself

Yeah
I gotta go, yeah
Yeah
My ass erupts, yeah
Yeah
No, i'm not okay...okay

That's all for now, i can't think something else right now...Sorry, i know it sucks :D

dr.vanessa
11-23-2008, 09:58 AM
Now i can't lie by your side
Oh, it hurts so bad now
Down below my guts go cold
My low intestines suffer too

Now i can feel something here
It's lurking in me
And i know, it's gonna be huge
But there's no way back now

And it's getting worse
I can't stop it now
Oh, just wait here, if i don't go now, i will crap myself

Yeah
I gotta go, yeah
Yeah
My ass erupts, yeah
Yeah
No, i'm not okay...okay

That's all for now, i can't think something else right now...Sorry, i know it sucks :D

AHAHAHAHA lol:D

_Lost_
11-23-2008, 01:47 PM
He Is My TV God

I am waiting
On a Tuesday night
All new episode of House tonight
Donít disturb me
Please hold all my calls
Soon I hear the theme song start to play

Just moments later
Hope is fading quick
The person on the screen is getting sick
Dramatic music plays
Pan through the ER
Dr. House is hiding from clinic

He has a sarcastic line
I laugh really hard, donít know why
If Cuddy could just teach this doctor to feel
The lives heís saved - oh my
Heís so ornery

The patients dying
They donít know why
They sit together and deliberate
Throwing out ideas
They choose the wrong one
Nearly cost the patient his life

He says something really mean
People say that heís just unhappy
If he could just let his guard down and feel
One more try - oh my
Or the patient will die - oh my
And I know, its probably cancer, it always is cancer you know?

Dr. House

He is hurting
Just misunderstood
Takes his vicodin

He is my tv god

Oh Hugh Laurie
I will wait for you
Next weeks episode
Its what I live for
He has a sarcastic line
I laugh really hard, donít know why
If Cuddy could just teach this doctor to feel
The lives heís saved - oh my
Heís so ornery - oh my
And I know
He has feelings heís hiding, he donít want to show

dff_punk
11-23-2008, 01:52 PM
Hahaha, OMG, even though I do not like Dr.House, that last song was hilarious, my fave is this part:

He has a sarcastic line
I laugh really hard, don’t know why

:D

EDIT: I got a really dirty lyric right now.. no one will be offended if I post it? It is called "Thrust In You" :D

Rutegard
11-23-2008, 02:04 PM
I got a really dirty lyric right now.. no one will be offended if I post it? It is called "Thrust In You" :D

post it!


_Lost_, that one was just awesome!!

_Lost_
11-23-2008, 02:07 PM
Haha! thanks guys!

Post it dff! post it!

dff_punk
11-23-2008, 02:11 PM
Aww right, so, this is it, if it is really inappropriate I will remove it;)

Thrust In You

I am the one, your pussy Iíve used
Your sh-shaking hand barely touched my pubes
I want your anus, you push me away
I gave up my sperm just to cum today

Going to bed
I will really try
Jerk off to your face
then cum in your eye

But Iím willing to go really deep inside
And show I am strong enough to

Thrust in you.
Thrust in you.
Thrust in you.
Pull it out.
Up and down Ė pussy is tight
Up and down Ė pussy is tight
Up and down Ė pull it out
Pull it out
Cause I am ready

I am the one who licks only you
The cunt in my eyes now blackens my view
I am the one who fucks to the bone
The sperm inside makes my new clone

Why have you tied me
to bed with a rope?
I want to get out
I lose all my hope

So you slap me in the face
So I have to try
To show I am strong enough to
Thrust in you...

disclaimer_07
11-23-2008, 02:14 PM
Aww right, so, this is it, if it is really inappropriate I will remove it;)

Thrust In You

Hahahaha, awesomeness!

holland25
11-23-2008, 02:20 PM
Ha ha, awesome. I'll try mine tomorrow.

Rooster
11-23-2008, 02:21 PM
Aww right, so, this is it, if it is really inappropriate I will remove it;)

Thrust In You

I am the one, your pussy I’ve used
Your sh-shaking hand barely touched my pubes
I want your anus, you push me away
I gave up my sperm just to cum today

Going to bed
I will really try
Jerk off to your face
then cum in your eye

But I’m willing to go really deep inside
And show I am strong enough to

Thrust in you.
Thrust in you.
Thrust in you.
Pull it out.
Up and down – pussy is tight
Up and down – pussy is tight
Up and down – pull it out
Pull it out
Cause I am ready

I am the one who licks only you
The cunt in my eyes now blackens my view
I am the one who fucks to the bone
The sperm inside makes my new clone

Why have you tied me
to bed with a rope?
I want to get out
I lose all my hope

So you slap me in the face
So I have to try
To show I am strong enough to
Thrust in you...

Oh. My. Fecking. God.

Dude, you're a poet. You made my day :D

Epic.

edit: this would be the best "Offspring" song to have sex to...

_Lost_
11-23-2008, 02:21 PM
oh my... i shouldn't laugh... but its funny... gross man! lol

disclaimer_07
11-23-2008, 02:25 PM
So how about "RAFRAG parodied by us"? We already have "Feed You" and "Thrust In You", only ten more to go now. :P

Rutegard
11-23-2008, 02:30 PM
So how about "RAFRAG parodied by us"? We already have "Feed You" and "Thrust In You", only ten more to go now. :P

you should make them all!! you are a genious! i loved it! thanks for posting that! i prefer the second one ;)

randman21
11-23-2008, 02:31 PM
dff_punk, you have no idea how much I love you. I lol'd all the way through.

Rooster
11-23-2008, 02:45 PM
One more comment to dff_punk's Thrust In You...

http://www.offspring.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=105&pictureid=1666

Enough said :D

dff_punk
11-23-2008, 02:47 PM
Haha, thanks to all you guys(especially Raptor with that picture!).. the next number might be about drinking.. but I dunno when.. ;)

Rooster
11-23-2008, 02:48 PM
Haha, thanks to all you guys(especially Raptor with that picture!).. the next number might be about drinking.. but I dunno when.. ;)

Hehe, i thought you'd like it :D. I made it in about 5 minutes...

dff_punk
11-23-2008, 02:49 PM
Haha.. I made that lyric in about 10 minutes.. goddammit.. dirty, dirty mind.. :D

Rooster
11-23-2008, 02:52 PM
Haha.. I made that lyric in about 10 minutes.. goddammit.. dirty, dirty mind.. :D

There's nothing dirty to be ashamed of in your lyrics. Everyone has needs to be satisfied. You just expressed your inner feelings, your desire to brutally thrust into some girl's cunt...

Edit: i just noticed that Father Jack totally dominates this page... there are 7 pictures (avatars included) on this page so far...

holland25
11-23-2008, 03:19 PM
Okay, my try:

Holland25: I Got Misused


I've met all those boys and they just might've been out of their minds.
Well, they've got whips, and all that masochistical kind.
They talked about torture and the eating of the shit.
I didn't mean to be insensitive and then I got a hit.

And I say yeah, yeah, they all want to screw me up
and I'm not a gay
Yeah, yeah, I know that I'm a victim, yeah.

Now they want me to feel abandoned
and I am gonna get raped
I just feel sick and I'm gonna vomit
when I think about my new fate.

And I say yeah, yeah, they all want to screw me up
and I'm not a gay
Yeah, yeah, I know that I'm a victim
and they take my virginity.

I don't wanna be messed up
I don't wanna live like a dirty whore
Just do me a favor
and please stop asking me for encore.

Now they talk about their ex boyfriends, but I don't mind.
But when they tie me to a filthy bed
that's where I draw the line.
I told them a hundred times how I hate them and want to go home
Now they wish that they never met me
when I'm skinning them down to the bone.

And I say yeah, yeah, they all wanted to screw me up
and I'm not a gay
Yeah, yeah, now I'm not a victim
and they're gonna pay.
Yeah, yeah, my god they're slowly dying
and I'm gonna play
gonna play
gonna play
gonna play
gonna play
gonna play
huh, wow!

If you think that I'm joking
then why do you all lay in the ground
If I'm not what you wanted
that's why I have to take you down
I didn't wanna be messed up
I didn't wanna live like a dirty whore
I just did you a favor
and turned your gay porn to the gore.

dff_punk
11-23-2008, 03:30 PM
Hahaha, I love it! I like the direction the lyrics here are taking(and no, I dont mean the gayness) :D

dr.vanessa
11-23-2008, 03:42 PM
Okay, my try:

Holland25: I Got Misused


haha nice try:D

dr.vanessa
11-23-2008, 03:47 PM
Aww right, so, this is it, if it is really inappropriate I will remove it;)

Thrust In You



hahaha!u r good indeed!very funny:D:D

Unnatural Disaster
11-23-2008, 05:10 PM
I wrote a whole bunch of parodies like these way back in the day.

Here are all of mine:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/unnaturaldisaster.shtml

Budzy
11-23-2008, 05:13 PM
Aww right, so, this is it, if it is really inappropriate I will remove it;)

Thrust In You

I am the one, your pussy I’ve used
Your sh-shaking hand barely touched my pubes
I want your anus, you push me away
I gave up my sperm just to cum today

Going to bed
I will really try
Jerk off to your face
then cum in your eye

But I’m willing to go really deep inside
And show I am strong enough to

Thrust in you.
Thrust in you.
Thrust in you.
Pull it out.
Up and down – pussy is tight
Up and down – pussy is tight
Up and down – pull it out
Pull it out
Cause I am ready

I am the one who licks only you
The cunt in my eyes now blackens my view
I am the one who fucks to the bone
The sperm inside makes my new clone

Why have you tied me
to bed with a rope?
I want to get out
I lose all my hope

So you slap me in the face
So I have to try
To show I am strong enough to
Thrust in you...

I am in absolute fucking awe. Those lyrics are legendary. A 'LOL / LMFAO / ROFL' simplly doesn't suffice.

EDIT: Woohoo 700th Post! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! And a post well spent!

iPunk247
11-23-2008, 09:17 PM
aww right, so, this is it, if it is really inappropriate i will remove it;)

thrust in you

i am the one, your pussy i’ve used
your sh-shaking hand barely touched my pubes
i want your anus, you push me away
i gave up my sperm just to cum today

going to bed
i will really try
jerk off to your face
then cum in your eye

but i’m willing to go really deep inside
and show i am strong enough to

thrust in you.
Thrust in you.
Thrust in you.
Pull it out.
Up and down – pussy is tight
up and down – pussy is tight
up and down – pull it out
pull it out
cause i am ready

i am the one who licks only you
the cunt in my eyes now blackens my view
i am the one who fucks to the bone
the sperm inside makes my new clone

why have you tied me
to bed with a rope?
I want to get out
i lose all my hope

so you slap me in the face
so i have to try
to show i am strong enough to
thrust in you...

if you can do that to MY virgin pussy then i shall marry you asap!!! =^.^= can't top that, yo. this one its totally offspring-ish sexy. a song we all can get our fuck on!!! imma horny bitch and ain't that the hit rock bottom truth? yikes! *drools* A+ 4 U =]

disclaimer_07
11-24-2008, 12:16 AM
He Is My TV God

Thanks for parodying my favorite Offspring song. xD


I wrote a whole bunch of parodies like these way back in the day.

Here are all of mine:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/unnaturaldisaster.shtml

And L0L at "Credit Card" too.

Gustavo
11-24-2008, 06:05 PM
He Is My TV God

Best one, absolutely!
=)
And as Disclaimer_07 said, you guys should start a "RAFRAG parodied by us". That would be just awesome!

_Lost_
11-24-2008, 06:42 PM
Best one, absolutely!
=)


*blush* thanks!

iPunk247
12-11-2008, 07:33 PM
I was bored and wrote these alternative funny lyrics for "Fix You", the new title is "Feed You":

She wakes up
Stuffs her face
Pulling food closer, pushed me away
I guess
She's slowly crossing the line
She naively thinks
That everything's fine

Empty fridge
Empty glass
Gonna get food and be right back
She says, "you know
I want you to bring me cake"

I wish I could feed you
Though I've no idea how to
I wish I could feed you
But you never cease to eat

I wish I could feed you
Don't make me wanna dump you
I wish I could feed you
I will stay but please don't eat

(oh, no)

Ha la la la

Her noisy belch buries the night
She's craving something spicy and fried
And says "oh, baby, don't leave me, I'm hungry"
How in the world can I not get too angry?

She eats a lot of things like burgers and fries
Say she's thin cause she likes lies
When we both know the truth

Chorus

Empty fridge
Empty glass
Gonna get food and be right back
She says, "you know
I want you to bring me cake"

Maybe they suck, but I had fun writing them. xD

Feel free to criticize me as well as post your own funny lyrics for The Offspring songs.

i shall admit it to ya though i did infact giggled and A+ for ya :) :o :D :cool:

dff_punk
12-26-2008, 04:34 PM
Here's a new one from me, this time no sexual topics, just alcohol :D

The Booze

Well our livers are all disfigured in the same misdrunken way
We'll end up badly injured, weĎre just drinking our own way
The future of our organisms seems not very nice
But we will keep on drinking cause beer is better than fries

Well our bottles are now empty, beer is going down the drain
It's time to take some absinth with some sugar within flames
The depths of all our bellies we are unable to contain
ItĎs alco-living

The booze is calling
And to the pubs we're running
The booze is calling
And thirstiness is rising
The drinks are falling
An ambulance we're calling
The booze is calling
And nausea is rising

Well one beer is not enough, today it's twenty beers or bust
And we can only yell one thing: "In alcohol we trust!"
By our last drink we all feel pretty numb
Now we're layin' down
Put the coins in waiter's hands
And crawl the fuck right out

The booze is calling
And to the pubs we're running
The booze is calling
And thirstiness is rising
The drinks are falling
An ambulance we're calling
The booze is calling
And nausea is rising

Drink more!
Drink more!
Come on!

Drink more!
Drink more!
You fuckeer!
Drink!
More!

Rooster
12-26-2008, 04:59 PM
Here's a new one from me, this time no sexual topics, just alcohol :D

The Booze

Well our livers are all disfigured in the same misdrunken way
We'll end up badly injured, weĎre just drinking our own way
The future of our organisms seems not very nice
But we will keep on drinking cause beer is better than fries

Well our bottles are now empty, beer is going down the drain
It's time to take some absinth with some sugar within flames
The depths of all our bellies we are unable to contain
ItĎs alco-living

The booze is calling
And to the pubs we're running
The booze is calling
And thirstiness is rising
The drinks are falling
An ambulance we're calling
The booze is calling
And nausea is rising

Well one beer is not enough, today it's twenty beers or bust
And we can only yell one thing: "In alcohol we trust!"
By our last drink we all feel pretty numb
Now we're layin' down
Put the coins in waiter's hands
And crawl the fuck right out

The booze is calling
And to the pubs we're running
The booze is calling
And thirstiness is rising
The drinks are falling
An ambulance we're calling
The booze is calling
And nausea is rising

Drink more!
Drink more!
Come on!

Drink more!
Drink more!
You fuckeer!
Drink!
More!

My feckin god! Dude, that's great!!!

You just made my day. Alcoman approves, and malaysian tree shrew is already drinking...

Budzy
12-26-2008, 06:27 PM
Here's a new one from me, this time no sexual topics, just alcohol :D

The Booze

Well our livers are all disfigured in the same misdrunken way
We'll end up badly injured, weĎre just drinking our own way
The future of our organisms seems not very nice
But we will keep on drinking cause beer is better than fries

Well our bottles are now empty, beer is going down the drain
It's time to take some absinth with some sugar within flames
The depths of all our bellies we are unable to contain
ItĎs alco-living

The booze is calling
And to the pubs we're running
The booze is calling
And thirstiness is rising
The drinks are falling
An ambulance we're calling
The booze is calling
And nausea is rising

Well one beer is not enough, today it's twenty beers or bust
And we can only yell one thing: "In alcohol we trust!"
By our last drink we all feel pretty numb
Now we're layin' down
Put the coins in waiter's hands
And crawl the fuck right out

The booze is calling
And to the pubs we're running
The booze is calling
And thirstiness is rising
The drinks are falling
An ambulance we're calling
The booze is calling
And nausea is rising

Drink more!
Drink more!
Come on!

Drink more!
Drink more!
You fuckeer!
Drink!
More!

You are the best.

shitwalker
01-03-2009, 09:40 AM
Wow, guys!
Weird Al sucks :D
Though his covers are funny too :rolleyes:

zsk
01-03-2009, 11:52 AM
I found out the lyrics of our japanese friend(http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q36_q_Y6M4) :


den a moment in tie anna stickin my mind,
weighbour
when share so kid
cause your eyes on the tair
oma likes telling tale
i knew that somebody did
ohhh ways on time
seems to wash away the scene on a klie
for you this never ends

can you say song can you go on,kristy are you doin okay
a role that won't bloom
winter kept you
go warste you life tie
to kept back what it taken away

so the mess on your dress
are need to impress
i knew the sunset was wrong
and i should host the gown
and i so solly now
iai know cause we were so young

ohh cause all tie
seem to lay all in a since la behind
it never goes away!

can you say song can you go on,kristy are you doin okay
a role that won't bloom
winter kept you
go warste you life tie
to kept back what it taken away

ohh cause all tie
seem to lay all in a since la behind
it never goes away
it never goes away

can you say song can you go on,kristy are you doin okay
a role that won't bloom
winter kept you
go warste you life tie
to kept back what it taken away

mrs_hollandova
01-03-2009, 12:16 PM
I found out the lyrics of our japanese friend(http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q36_q_Y6M4) :


den a moment in tie anna stickin my mind,
weighbour
when share so kid
cause your eyes on the tair
oma likes telling tale
i knew that somebody did
ohhh ways on time
seems to wash away the scene on a klie
for you this never ends

can you say song can you go on,kristy are you doin okay
a role that won't bloom
winter kept you
go warste you life tie
to kept back what it taken away

so the mess on your dress
are need to impress
i knew the sunset was wrong
and i should host the gown
and i so solly now
iai know cause we were so young

ohh cause all tie
seem to lay all in a since la behind
it never goes away!

can you say song can you go on,kristy are you doin okay
a role that won't bloom
winter kept you
go warste you life tie
to kept back what it taken away

ohh cause all tie
seem to lay all in a since la behind
it never goes away
it never goes away

can you say song can you go on,kristy are you doin okay
a role that won't bloom
winter kept you
go warste you life tie
to kept back what it taken away

LOL so now we can sing with him!!! Thank you!!! :D

zsk
01-03-2009, 12:36 PM
:Dyeah the text doesn't make any sense but it's very funny!

dff_punk
09-11-2012, 03:09 PM
BUMP! I know a lot of newer members don't know about this thread. I got a new one right now for you:

personal_loans_1
09-12-2012, 05:10 AM
Thank you, I don't remember seeing it before. This is hilarious. Although, I only saw first lyrics, and then 3 pages of none lyrics and then I went on this page, can anyone tell me if there's something in between?

ps. I'd give all posts by Dyskygrin I managed to see here for those offensive lyrics! :(

dff_punk
09-12-2012, 05:16 AM
There are more, you just need to dig deeper in the thread :P

Those "offensive" lyrics are available via PM if requested ;)

Little_Miss_1565
09-12-2012, 10:21 AM
Promoting lame gay rape fantasties, cool story bro

dff_punk
09-12-2012, 10:38 AM
Haha. This was in no way a fantasy of mine. Just words that went well together which in no way implied that all gay people are like that. But I don't like to argue. I have nothing against anyone, and it's kinda cool that the lyric will remain underground. I might post something more likable in the meantime ;) Now, everyone else, we need more parodies now that this thread is back!