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Rutegard
01-12-2009, 05:42 AM
(Part II)


you make this new haircut so you can use better your headphones (with no hair interferences) thus making offspring songs more powerfull!

am i sick? i bet i am!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/setas2-1.jpg http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/setas-1.jpg

na i'm kidding, it wasn't the main goal, but when i saw my hair like that, i must admit that the easily use of my headphones was the first thing i thought!

Smash punker
01-12-2009, 06:37 AM
Common yo no Noodles anymore! Too bad for our band! :D

Rutegard
01-12-2009, 06:39 AM
Common yo no Noodles anymore! Too bad for our band! :D

me as in noodles :p

when you log in using Smash punker as your username :] that is being addicted!

Camilamazed
01-12-2009, 07:34 AM
When my almost 3- year old kid listen to YGGF,K and says:

"Camila, that's your song."

It happened 4 times already while listening to the radio. Seriously.

Oxygene
01-12-2009, 07:51 AM
When my almost 3- year old kid listen to YGGF,K and says:

"Camila, that's your song."

It happened 4 times already while listening to the radio. Seriously.

Your kids calls you camila?

Camilamazed
01-12-2009, 07:54 AM
Yeah, I love the way they pronounce my name.

Oxygene
01-12-2009, 07:55 AM
Yeah, I love the way they pronounce my name.

Why? They can't pronounce "mom"? :)

Camilamazed
01-12-2009, 07:56 AM
Oh hahahaha

They're my host kids. Sorry about the misanunderstanding.:o

Conspiracyof1000
01-12-2009, 03:50 PM
When you don't go on the forums for a while, and during that time you're like, "Damn, I should go on the forums."

randman21
01-12-2009, 06:16 PM
When you look up and notice that Offspring is the only thing on you mp3 player, when you never realized it before.

tiguy225
01-12-2009, 06:17 PM
when theres always an album playing non-stop in your car and your friends begins to be sick of hearing it loll and if you switch cd,well its another offspring album

Kennytar
01-13-2009, 01:51 AM
When your kids want to listen to Offspring while playing cos they are so used to hear it all the time :cool:

kill the president
01-13-2009, 02:27 AM
when you collect all the CDs cassetes vynils etc

Rutegard
01-13-2009, 02:30 AM
when you have a car accident, and before you even know if you are ok, if everyone is okay, and as soon as you open the door and you hear that your offspring CD fell off, you knock yourself to the ground so you can catch it and keep it save, and then you look at everyone (including your car)...

KyleW
01-13-2009, 03:01 AM
When you begin correcting The Offspring on their own song titles.

I put Ignition into my xbox 360 and L.A.P.D cam up as Lapd.

Rutegard
02-10-2009, 08:14 AM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/p1010002-1.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P1010048-2.jpg

Rutegard
02-10-2009, 08:15 AM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P1010009-2.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P1010004.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P1010008-1.jpg

Rutegard
02-10-2009, 08:22 AM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P6290392.jpg


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P5170352.jpg


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/24062008.gif

KHWHD
02-10-2009, 08:57 AM
LOVE the shoes! :cool:

Hypodermic_89
02-10-2009, 09:01 AM
When you're snorting The Offspring off the livingroom table.









2,300.

KHWHD
02-10-2009, 09:04 AM
When your kids want to listen to Offspring while playing cos they are so used to hear it all the time :cool:

Sounds like my kids.. lol.. :D :p

_Way_Down_the_Line_
02-10-2009, 11:20 AM
when I got nothing to do and the first thing that comes to my mind is to go to my pc and put music :D no doubt a offspring song is listened first !

MoonTan™
02-10-2009, 12:42 PM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P6290392.jpg


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P5170352.jpg


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/24062008.gif


hey rutey, i dare you to wear all that offspring stuff (with pride, off course) in a greenday
or blink 182 convention ...

Rutegard
02-10-2009, 12:52 PM
hey rutey, i dare you to wear all that offspring stuff (with pride, off course) in a greenday
or blink 182 convention ...

i'd love to!!
i wore that and more stuff when i went to rock in rio festival. the majority of ppl were linkin park and muse fans!
oh and i also had a flag around my hip. :] too extreme? maybe! lol

dr.vanessa
02-10-2009, 01:06 PM
when u write on the wall of your classroom "THE OFFSPRING FOR EVER THE BEST OF ALL"and then the members' names :D

Gayman
02-10-2009, 01:13 PM
When while having sex with a woman but thinking about Noodles.

renato piquette
02-10-2009, 01:35 PM
When while having sex with a woman but thinking about Noodles.

LOL,I USED TO THNK IN GREG K WHEN I HAD A SEXUAL LIFE :rolleyes:

renato piquette
02-10-2009, 01:36 PM
hey rutey, i dare you to wear all that offspring stuff (with pride, off course) in a greenday
or blink 182 convention ...

wow!cool stuff,girl!

SweetTatyana
02-10-2009, 03:43 PM
When while having sex with a woman but thinking about Noodles.

Hahaha thats awesome, I think these are the only guys I could forgive someone for thinking about while doing me.

And I love all your stuff rutegard, I think you need to take a picture next time you wear it all out!

And to reply to the topic, when you are predrinking and pretend your sick when your friends go to the bar to secretly stay home alone, drinking/drunk and just sing offspring all night.

hangovered
02-10-2009, 04:01 PM
When you pay guy in the pub to just play D.U.I. ...

ily2
02-10-2009, 04:10 PM
When you begin correcting The Offspring on their own song titles.

I put Ignition into my xbox 360 and L.A.P.D cam up as Lapd.

i saw on some lyric website that i like to edit
"falling" lyrics
i think "have you ever, NOT falling. wtf???"

ily2
02-10-2009, 04:16 PM
when you get pissed off at the radio for only playing self esteem ONCE every four months (only offspring song they play) on friday at noon so ur not even home to listen to it, then the play something that has almost the same intro as hammerhead and you get so excited you're about to scream. then its NOT offspring and you DO scream.

Bipolar Bear
02-10-2009, 05:59 PM
when you get pissed off at the radio for only playing self esteem ONCE every four months (only offspring song they play) on friday at noon so ur not even home to listen to it, then the play something that has almost the same intro as hammerhead and you get so excited you're about to scream. then its NOT offspring and you DO scream.

Do you scream like a girl?

Cock Joke
02-10-2009, 07:41 PM
When someone shoves a fork up ur ass (lol forkz) and you're initial reaction goes something like: "OH YEA GREG! DATZ IT RITE DERE LOL!!!"

Cock Joke
02-10-2009, 07:42 PM
I even said "LOL" when that happened too. :confused:

Outerspaceman21
02-10-2009, 09:50 PM
When someone ask you something about them and you go off on a rant about their whole history up until now.

MoonTan™
02-10-2009, 10:18 PM
when you get pissed off at the radio for only playing self esteem ONCE every four months (only offspring song they play) on friday at noon so ur not even home to listen to it, then the play something that has almost the same intro as hammerhead and you get so excited you're about to scream. then its NOT offspring and you DO scream.

OMG story of my life .........

Rutegard
02-11-2009, 08:12 AM
When someone ask you something about them and you go off on a rant about their whole history up until now.

oh my, i sometimes do that :p

Rutegard
02-11-2009, 08:13 AM
And to reply to the topic, when you are predrinking and pretend your sick when your friends go to the bar to secretly stay home alone, drinking/drunk and just sing offspring all night.


When you pay guy in the pub to just play D.U.I. ...

wow u guys are really hardcore! :)

and SweetTatyana, i might take it one day, just for the fun of it!

the_real_potomek
02-11-2009, 01:14 PM
when your friends associate Offspring songs or the band itself with you:D

F@ BANKZ
02-11-2009, 01:29 PM
oh no, for goodness' sake.

Outerspaceman21
02-11-2009, 03:33 PM
When you are out in the world, preoccupied by the whatever activity you are doing, and a song comes up and you got to stop and listen to it.

Even sing along.

Offspring-Junkie
02-12-2009, 05:56 AM
...your name is Offspring-Junkie.

Tomasisko
02-12-2009, 10:03 AM
...your name is Offspring-Junkie.

haha exactly :D

Ill.be.waiting.
02-12-2009, 08:29 PM
When you go on a rainy day like never has been before, with umbrellas, to look over all the shops in your city, and get really wet, just to find some old magazine of the offspring :p. I almost get sick xD

Outerspaceman21
02-12-2009, 10:07 PM
When you go on a rainy day like never has been before, with umbrellas, to look over all the shops in your city, and get really wet, just to find some old magazine of the offspring :p. I almost get sick xD

When you health is second to the Offspring, thats not obsession, thats dedication.

shitwalker
02-13-2009, 03:35 AM
When you start and jump every time you hear the word "offspring" somewhere. And you feel tickling all over you body, your face flushes and you scream: "What??? Who said that?? "Offspring"?? Where??" etc. :D:D:D

KyleW
02-13-2009, 04:48 AM
When you start and jump every time you hear the word "offspring" somewhere. And you feel tickling all over you body, your face flushes and you scream: "What??? Who said that?? "Offspring"?? Where??" etc. :D:D:D

Haha this normally happens in Biology lessons.

Okay I got two, when you are walking to college and you think "does blackball have a space in it?" You have no access to a computer or mp3player and get really pissed off about it all day.

Also, I now refuse to play COAP on Rock Band because I feel that it is charted incorrectly.

Grrr.... I had another good one but I forgot it now :(

renato piquette
02-13-2009, 02:29 PM
When you played ignition while having sex,my mate turned it off while "kick him...." was playing,though

Alex101
02-15-2009, 09:56 AM
You know you're addicted to this band when you hear them on KROQ.

Rutegard
02-15-2009, 10:55 AM
When you are out in the world, preoccupied by the whatever activity you are doing, and a song comes up and you got to stop and listen to it.

Even sing along.

this is exactly why i can't study and listen to the offspring at the same time!

Outerspaceman21
02-15-2009, 11:05 AM
this is exactly why i can't study and listen to the offspring at the same time!

It's tough, isn't it. Sometime, when I'm all alone, I start air guitaring.

and air soloing

and getting all josh freese on my imaginary drum set.

Rutegard
02-15-2009, 11:14 AM
It's tough, isn't it. Sometime, when I'm all alone, I start air guitaring.
and air soloing
and getting all josh freese on my imaginary drum set.

it is also hard when you are in the classroom, trying to learn some genetics, and u r constantly thinking

"maybe dexter understood this very well, maybe this was his fav part, maybe he had trouble doing this, maybe maybe maybe"

and then your time is up and u got nothing from the teacher :P

hangovered
02-15-2009, 11:28 AM
When you see a nice guy and think "hmm...almost that sexy as Noodles, but not as pretty as Dexter..." or your friend shows you her new boyfriend and you say "well, maybe he's smart, but hey, it's not Dexter Holland..."

Outerspaceman21
02-15-2009, 01:13 PM
it is also hard when you are in the classroom, trying to learn some genetics, and u r constantly thinking

"maybe dexter understood this very well, maybe this was his fav part, maybe he had trouble doing this, maybe maybe maybe"

and then your time is up and u got nothing from the teacher :P

Oh, thats the worst. Poor grades on account of the Offspring...

KHWHD
02-15-2009, 01:53 PM
You know you're addicted to The Offspring when...................

................ your kids are pretty much brainwashed. :o :p My poor girls... lol.

Here's a little video I just made to show you. A few weeks ago I said to Nina (my 3 year old).... "guess whos BDAY it is?" She said Noodles - and she was right. Then I said, "guess whos coming over today?" She said Noodles. I laughed and said, yeah... I wish. :D

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a288/ShankANDkiller/th_TerrisPics-3.jpg (http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a288/ShankANDkiller/?action=view&current=TerrisPics-3.flv)

iPunk247
02-15-2009, 10:49 PM
You know you are addicted to The Offspring when...

~sleeping with 'em on while having ya (iPod:eek:) playing all nighter~

~googling 'em (just 4 kicks:rolleyes:)~ ...i don't know but dat iz tight!...?

~the offspring youtube surfing stuff (just 4 pleasure:D)~

~tattooing yo hawt bod with a black sharpie (iLuv u sexi dexi:o)~

~cumming here 2 basically post loads of shit~ (HAHA)

~being a total fuck and obviously punkrocking out to RFRG~ (HEHE)

.:mividaloca:.

Rutegard
02-16-2009, 04:00 AM
Oh, thats the worst. Poor grades on account of the Offspring...

now u talk about that...i should sue them!

and Shank, lovely video LOL :D i saw my dog there and everything!!
lovely lovely kids u got :)

Ill.be.waiting.
02-16-2009, 05:08 AM
and Shank, lovely video LOL :D i saw my dog there and everything!!
lovely lovely kids u got :)

When i have kids, i want them to be like that haha
they'll listen offspring day and night, because my boyfriend is an offspring fan too...so it'll be really good haha

Hypodermic_89
02-16-2009, 05:24 AM
You know you're addicted to The Offspring when..

I don't know if I am.. I mean I have all albums and DVDs, and I've basically played my Smash cd down to it's core, and the red laser in my CD player has almost burned a hole in it.. Am I addicted? If I am, I need a fix.

bhg_rulz2
02-16-2009, 10:49 PM
when...

- You woke up with a song onf them on your brain
- You feel down, and then listening to them makes you realize that you will get over it
- You always put their music more loudly just so people know that you are listening to The Offspring

=)

hangovered
02-17-2009, 02:04 AM
The ring in your phone, when your boyfriend calls is... "Session" (what?! I find it pretty romantic!)

Ill.be.waiting.
02-17-2009, 06:16 AM
The ring in your phone, when your boyfriend calls is... "Session" (what?! I find it pretty romantic!)

haha yeah really romantic...specially the fuck fuck fuuuuuuuck part :P

Rutegard
02-17-2009, 06:22 AM
when...

- You always put their music more loudly just so people know that you are listening to The Offspring



guilty =) ..............

Outerspaceman21
02-17-2009, 09:36 AM
The ring in your phone, when your boyfriend calls is... "Session" (what?! I find it pretty romantic!)

Yeah, really romantic. It's up there with "Lets Get it On"

Alex101
02-17-2009, 03:19 PM
You know you're addicted to to this band when...

- some of their songs like "Self Esteem" are stuck in your head.
- you see them live or on TV.
- you own all their collectors items like CDs, tapes, vinyls, t-shirts, stickers, tab books, etc.

m.offspring.r
04-18-2009, 02:51 PM
... I create my new CD: The offspring - Black Album

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r232/MoffspringR/foto2.jpg
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r232/MoffspringR/foto1.jpg


Home made ahahahah

Rutegard
04-18-2009, 02:54 PM
awesome :D ........

mynamewastaken
04-18-2009, 03:21 PM
none of the color on ur binder shows cuz it's filled with pictures of the band =]

SelfEsteem94
04-18-2009, 04:43 PM
when you underline the word "offspring" every time it appears in your science textbook.

when people try to impress you by saying "I like The Offspring's new song..."

Gayman
04-18-2009, 06:06 PM
When you wake up and realize you jizzed your pants dreaming of Noodles.

Oxygene
04-19-2009, 01:29 AM
When you wake up and realize you jizzed your pants dreaming of Noodles.

Actually this should go into the "You know you're a homo when..." thread :)

Les Paul Girl
04-19-2009, 03:50 AM
...you realize that you need to buy yourself a new hard drive to store all your Offspring stuff.

...when you log in to lastfm and have a look at what you've been listening to:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3329/3454735241_055970093f_o.jpg

Gayman
04-19-2009, 03:30 PM
Actually this should go into the "You know you're a homo when..." thread :)

Is there such thread? Let me know ;)

RageAndLov
04-19-2009, 03:39 PM
... you give your room mate a blow job to lend his MP3-player with only Pretty Fly on it because your MP3-player's batteries are dead.

dff_punk
04-19-2009, 04:18 PM
...when you hear of Holland, you don't think of weed, but of Dexter Holland.

Alison
04-19-2009, 04:25 PM
...when the word 'offspring' (no matter what context) comes up and your friends look at you.

Outerspaceman21
04-19-2009, 04:42 PM
When every song on your itunes with a high play count is by the Offspring.

mynamewastaken
04-20-2009, 05:04 PM
when you customize everything from pencils to blankets to kites to ur cats' names with the offspring logo and/or names of the band members or songs.

and cry when the kite gets stuk in a tree.

Rutegard
04-21-2009, 03:15 AM
...when you hear of Holland, you don't think of weed, but of Dexter Holland.


...when the word 'offspring' (no matter what context) comes up and your friends look at you.

this and this.

how do you guys kno that i do that? :P

Paradon
04-21-2009, 03:49 AM
When every song on your itunes with a high play count is by the Offspring.
Pretty right there :D

just when you open your itunes and you just take a look on the 25 most played play list and like on mine there is only offspring since the first has almost 26 thousand plays and the last has 17 thousand plays and i can say that my pc has Been Formatted Recently... is that Good Enough for some of you guys??? hehe :p

iPunk247
04-21-2009, 10:31 PM
when i'm running out of awesome things to say when your so addicted to the offspring music 24/7. 24hrs. 84hrs. 365days etc...

clocks_R_slow
04-22-2009, 09:01 AM
when people come up to me and say "wow you really like The Offspring huh?"

and i get all creeped out and ask "how did you know that?"

not realizing i'm wearing one of my Offspring shirts, necklace AND backpack.

I'm like a walking Offspring advertisment.

rockbeer
04-22-2009, 10:39 AM
when you're talking to your boyfriend and can't think of anything else to say, but the most recent Offspring video you watched on youtube.

when you're on the subway or on the bus listening to Offspring songs and people are staring at you. you get mad, buuuuut, you realize you're doing air drums/guitars/vocals, and shaking your hair like Noodles.

when you can only do a test/exam after listening to at least 3 songs. otherwise you fail it.

or maybe when you think about your future and all you can imagine is going with the band to all of their shows and backstage. 'cause they're your 'best friends', of course.

or, when you start making plans for your life after marring Dexter.

[edit]

one more one more:
when your cellphone rings and you don't answer cause you wanna hear the entire song. ;P

Gustavo
04-22-2009, 10:46 AM
When you start using proxy to check their BBS from the office...

lizzie01
04-22-2009, 10:52 AM
You know you are addicted to Offspring when: You're friend is feeling blue today, and you tell her encouraging words by randomly using Offspring lyrics :) like: "Shut up and take it like a man"

Cbonham5
04-22-2009, 11:45 AM
When instead of writing a book report that was due...Monday...you're on these forums. Good old fashioned procrastination! :D

mynamewastaken
05-02-2009, 12:43 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=401&pictureid=3356

Rutegard
05-02-2009, 12:45 PM
ahha awesome :D

Skinny
05-02-2009, 12:54 PM
when people try to impress you by saying "I like The Offspring's new song..."

I get razzed by a lot of people in my school because I like The Offspring, but the odd person will try to start conversation with me with a line like, "So have you heard You're Gonna Go Far, Kid?" because they heard it for the first time on the radio and assumed that it means it's 'brandnew music' even though I bought the album the first day it came out.

mynamewastaken
05-02-2009, 02:01 PM
when anything sexy is dexilitious

Maria Cortez
05-02-2009, 07:54 PM
when anything sexy is dexilitious

110% agreed indeed. :D :D :D :D

Outerspaceman21
05-02-2009, 08:16 PM
When you can name track off every CD is order


Off the top of your head

Maria Cortez
05-03-2009, 02:24 AM
When you can name track off every CD is order


Off the top of your head

:eek: Wow, amazing! Impressive and gifted might I add. :D :cool: ;)

TakesMeNowhere28
05-10-2009, 10:15 PM
The Late Show with David Letterman never use to remind me of The Offspring until I saw Dexter wearing a Late Show t-shirt in the "Can't Get My Head Around You" video. I know that's not a sign you're addicted. I just thought I'd mention it.

KittieKas
05-11-2009, 02:36 PM
<~ i'm marked for life... with album art from Conspiracy of One...

........if thats not a sign of addiction i dunno what is.......

the Mota Boy
05-12-2009, 02:15 AM
When you spend 30 Dollars on a 40"x60" Ixnay era Tour Promo Poster on Ebay... 60 Dollars having it lamenated at Kinkos.

Maria Cortez
05-13-2009, 06:38 PM
-when you post loads of pictures of Dexter; Noodles; Greg K * Pete p but mostly Dexter. hehe

-when you spent hours killing time and just freely posting on here at this kick ass BBS! haha

-when you literally listen to 'em at night with you iPod on allnighter. LMFAO! totally.

-when you doodle yourself with colorful sharpies and start tattooing yourself with it writing all the lyrics to the songs or just i heart the offspring and fans. and or the members nicknames. awww... stuff and stuff

-when shit is fucked up and you wanna dance fucker dance just pop in the complete music video collection dvd in your big screen tv. like woot!

-when all work and school and no play just say goddamm it yo! and play offy while going out to skate/surf etc.. Yay!

Beaker
05-14-2009, 04:18 PM
you know you're addicted when you have to listen to there music all the time, you constantly look at the web page to see if they are touring near you and yes when you have a tatoo. :)

and like now, instead of doing my assesment i am on the forums.
does it include as procrastination if its the offspring forums?

Hypodermic_89
05-15-2009, 01:30 AM
You're addicted to The Offspring when..

You reply in this thread. Fact.

Rutegard
07-03-2009, 03:23 AM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/offspring-1.jpg


do i need to say more? lol

Beaker
07-03-2009, 05:59 AM
nice hair cut, you have nice ears might i say ;)

Rutegard
07-03-2009, 10:13 AM
nice hair cut, you have nice ears might i say ;)

ahah thanks :P

dexter12296566
07-03-2009, 10:40 AM
u know ur addicted when ur on google 24/7 (literally) looking at pics of dex

Rutegard
08-16-2009, 01:14 PM
when your mom already starts singing YGGFK

Blitz!
08-16-2009, 01:40 PM
... when every song you listen too, people around you automatically assume it is The Offspring :D
*and it usually is* ;)

Omni
08-16-2009, 01:59 PM
You know you're addicted when you listen to Splinter and you don't skip Worst Hangover Ever.

Rutegard
08-16-2009, 02:02 PM
You know you're addicted when you listen to Splinter and you don't skip Worst Hangover Ever.

and wut about when u r in prison? :P

ConspiracyofMegs
08-16-2009, 04:08 PM
When it makes you ridiculously happy when a non-Offspring fan admits to liking a song.
OR
When it makes you whole day when the first thing you do is wake up thinking "I wanna hear them" and you turn on the radio and it's the first song playing.

dexter12296566
08-16-2009, 05:13 PM
I know I am addicted because I no longer watch or listen to anything that does not have something to do with Dexter, his daughter, or The Offspring.

ConspiracyofMegs
08-17-2009, 11:32 AM
When you have this amazing dream where you went to an Offspring concert alone and only 20 people were there and Dexter's guitar fell apart so you helped him get it back together, then he forgot what song was next so you told him. Then you got in a fight with a guy who making it hard for you to enjoy the concert and Dexter tells you to stop, so you do but later you're driving in a van with Dexter and Noodles and explain it all so they think you're cool and Dexter tells you that you have a bond. Then after you wake up, you're so pissed and all you wanna do is come on the BBS and tell everyone.

LOL

Rutegard
08-17-2009, 12:15 PM
hey, i know your dream was bigger than that :P

EddieHem94
08-17-2009, 12:34 PM
i love that song!!!!!

ConspiracyofMegs
08-17-2009, 12:45 PM
hey, i know your dream was bigger than that :P

I know, lol, but it was starting to seem too long, I didn't want to lose people's interest. ; )

SMASHedTHEignition
08-17-2009, 07:39 PM
well i have my hair long so i can listen to th offspring on my ipod in class..haha teachers dont even no...

Greg-K's-PENIS
08-17-2009, 07:43 PM
well i have my hair long so i can listen to th offspring on my ipod in class..haha teachers dont even no...

bahah i do that all th time
teachers are such dumb ass's haha

SeeYouAgain
08-19-2009, 11:39 PM
i don't know.

Aria
08-22-2009, 06:11 AM
When you wish you have a time machine to go back to the time they went from Manic Subsidals to Offspring and just stop their ageing process! Not freeze time. I want them to have all their hits they have today, but I just don't want them to grow old. Especially Dexter. Although Greg looks so good for his age though.

thekidsaren'tallright
08-26-2009, 06:33 PM
You know you're addicted to the Offspring when you record the first verse of "Stuff is Messed Up" for your voicemail message.
And when you spend an hour reading this thread while listening to the Offspring Radio.

Aria
08-27-2009, 12:27 PM
When my almost 3- year old kid listen to YGGF,K and says:

"Camila, that's your song."

It happened 4 times already while listening to the radio. Seriously.


That is so cute..!!

Aria
08-27-2009, 12:32 PM
Oh yeah, I know I'm addicted to Dexter when everywhere I go and everything I see reminds me of him! Jeez...!

Rutegard
08-28-2009, 06:01 AM
You know you're addicted to the Offspring when you record the first verse of "Stuff is Messed Up" for your voicemail message.
And when you spend an hour reading this thread while listening to the Offspring Radio.

good idea :D

Aria
08-28-2009, 08:20 AM
You know you're addicted to The Offspring when you record the intro of 'Self-Esteem' as your msg alert ringtone. I'm greeted with the guys' "La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.." everytime anyone msg-es me! Haha.. Oh ya, i set 'Come Out and Play' as my ringtone... lol! :D

m.offspring.r
08-28-2009, 09:00 AM
when I shutdown my pc, he say: "well.. see you in next time... ta ta" xD

-Samantha-
08-29-2009, 08:20 PM
- When you cant even eat noodles (the food) without being
reminded of Noodles from The Offspring.:p

Aria
08-30-2009, 06:57 AM
- When you cant even eat noodles (the food) without being
reminded of Noodles from The Offspring.:p


LOL, good one..;)

-L-
08-30-2009, 09:03 AM
When you're surfing on the internet hours ago and just at the evening realize, you was listening Million miles away all day long again and again.


When you quickly want to say something to your friend and you call him Dexter.


When all of your friends give you Offspring stuffs to you birthday, christmas, wedding...


When you didn't buy yourself anything months ago because you collect money to be able to go some Offspring shows.


When your mother is at Sziget festival and watching the Offspring from first row.


When you're walkin on the street midnight, a bad guy attacks you, but Dexter's singing Meaning of life to your ears and you become so brave to beat him with your laptop and run away.

m.offspring.r
08-31-2009, 02:16 AM
when I see VIP's accessing The Offspring web site:

http://ru.picjoke.com/useroutputs/88/2009-09-01/offspring.com.jpeg

SMASHedTHEignition
08-31-2009, 02:51 AM
when I see VIP's accessing The Offspring web site:

http://ru.picjoke.com/useroutputs/88/2009-09-01/offspring.com.jpeg

wtf?

that is awesome, whered you get it?

Oxygene
08-31-2009, 03:16 AM
wtf?

that is awesome, whered you get it?

*sounding like that annoying unfucked cunt meredith grey"
srsly?!
srsly?!

Aria
08-31-2009, 08:15 AM
When you're surfing on the internet hours ago and just at the evening realize, you was listening Million miles away all day long again and again.

When you quickly want to say something to your friend and you call him Dexter.

When all of your friends give you Offspring stuffs to you birthday, christmas, wedding...

When you didn't buy yourself anything months ago because you collect money to be able to go some Offspring shows.

When your mother is at Sziget festival and watching the Offspring from first row.

When you're walkin on the street midnight, a bad guy attacks you, but Dexter's singing Meaning of life to your ears and you become so brave to beat him with your laptop and run away.

When I accidentally call my bf "Dexter". Haha!! I seriously did once...

Oxygene
08-31-2009, 08:21 AM
When I accidentally call my bf "Dexter". Haha!! I seriously did once...

that's actually a little disturbing

PedroACastro
08-31-2009, 09:03 AM
when my ex told me i loved the offspring more than her!!

LuisAh
08-31-2009, 09:21 AM
When you sit through 3 hours of '99 funniest music videos' with the hunch that offspring might be included.. and then getting excited while watching the video I've seen so many times before.

Rutegard
08-31-2009, 11:17 AM
When you sit through 3 hours of '99 funniest music videos' with the hunch that offspring might be included.. and then getting excited while watching the video I've seen so many times before.

pretty fly?

sometimes i do that too, like, rock top 10 from 94 or 95, but no offspring there :( :( i was SO PISSED!!!

IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE KILLING A PUPPY AND I LIKE PUPPIES!!!!!

offspringfan01
08-31-2009, 11:59 AM
when; if you wake up, the first thing you do is putting the greatest hits dvd in your dvd player, and watch/listen to all the songs on it

LuisAh
08-31-2009, 01:03 PM
pretty fly?

sometimes i do that too, like, rock top 10 from 94 or 95, but no offspring there :( :( i was SO PISSED!!!

IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE KILLING A PUPPY AND I LIKE PUPPIES!!!!!

Yeaah.. Pretty fly is the only video I ever really see on the tv.
I was so glad my hunch payed off though and yeaah i would've been pissed too! ..

They were number 10 by the way.. :)

Rutegard
08-31-2009, 01:04 PM
Yeaah.. Pretty fly is the only video I ever really see on the tv.
I was so glad my hunch payed off though and yeaah i would've been pissed too! ..

They were number 10 by the way.. :)

number 10?? thats really good :D


so, u know u r addicted to the offspring when u get pissed if they dont appear on countdowns lol

LuisAh
08-31-2009, 01:21 PM
Yeaah I thought it was good too :D

The only downside is that I had to sit through 88 other music videos before it came on..

ahah that is pretty much what we're saying. :)

Rutegard
08-31-2009, 01:23 PM
Yeaah I thought it was good too :D

The only downside is that I had to sit through 88 other music videos before it came on..

ahah that is pretty much what we're saying. :)

exactly!! this only shows how crazy and addicted to this band we r :P

DAMN IT FEELS SO GOOD AHAHA

LuisAh
08-31-2009, 01:35 PM
exactly!! this only shows how crazy and addicted to this band we r :P

DAMN IT FEELS SO GOOD AHAHA

I suppose sitting through it all makes it seem like more of an achievement!

YEAAAHHHHHH!

-Samantha-
08-31-2009, 08:42 PM
Yeah, cause in the end it is Defiantly worth it, XD.

Aria
09-01-2009, 09:13 AM
that's actually a little disturbing


It kinda sounds disturbing doesn't it? LOL..!! :p

SeeYouAgain
09-02-2009, 12:17 PM
Because deir awsome and rad. :D :D :D :D

Bejka
09-02-2009, 12:42 PM
Bejka knows she's addicted to Offspring when...

... she's flying alone from Isle of Wight to Slovakia only to meet them :rolleyes:

I wanna do it again! But I have no time now, damn!

SelfEsteem94
09-02-2009, 03:47 PM
when you are the first person to post the entire RAFRAG album on YouTube.
i am very proud of myself for this.
xD

Rutegard
09-03-2009, 04:42 AM
when you are the first person to post the entire RAFRAG album on YouTube.
i am very proud of myself for this.
xD

and im very proud of u :)

OffsLady#1
09-08-2009, 03:42 PM
When you finally wisely decided to register and become new friends with cool BBs members but all of a sudden some one just ruins your beautiful parade....

Farewell to all. It was bittersweet while my time here lasted. Sorry, for being myself. I will no longer post here nor chit chat with my one and only Cassidy.

dff_punk
09-08-2009, 03:48 PM
When you finally wisely decided to register and become new friends with cool BBs members but all of a sudden some one just ruins your beautiful parade....

Farewell to all. It was bittersweet while my time here lasted. Sorry, for being myself. I will no longer post here nor chit chat with my one and only Cassidy.

Overreacting much? No one was mocking your presence on the boards. And secondly, why in this thread?

DMelges
09-08-2009, 05:26 PM
Dan M. knows he's addicted to The Offspring when he gets an Offspring tattoo. Ha.

Aria
09-09-2009, 08:08 AM
When you finally wisely decided to register and become new friends with cool BBs members but all of a sudden some one just ruins your beautiful parade....

Farewell to all. It was bittersweet while my time here lasted. Sorry, for being myself. I will no longer post here nor chit chat with my one and only Cassidy.


Eh???? :confused:

Oxygene
09-09-2009, 08:36 AM
It kinda sounds disturbing doesn't it? LOL..!! :p

sounds a bit messed up yes :)

Llamas
09-09-2009, 08:43 AM
Things like posting rfrg on youtube are cute :)
Things like calling your boyfriend Dexter are creepy in a non-smiley-cute way...

apelia
09-09-2009, 09:33 AM
Dan M. knows he's addicted to The Offspring when he gets an Offspring tattoo. Ha.

cool!
can we see it?:)

Olivia_Jones
09-09-2009, 10:46 AM
...everything that happens in a day reminds you on a song by the Offspring?

p.s. I too am getting an offspring tattoo :D

DMelges
09-09-2009, 10:50 AM
cool!
can we see it?:)

Check it out in my album =]

Rutegard
09-09-2009, 12:32 PM
Check it out in my album =]

yes, it is indeed really awesome


...everything that happens in a day reminds you on a song by the Offspring?

p.s. I too am getting an offspring tattoo :D

pictures are required :P

Olivia_Jones
09-10-2009, 06:38 AM
as soon as I pass my test.next week perhaps :D:D pisc coming right up :)

oh, you know you are addicted to The Offspring when...
...the firts thing you do in the morning is turning your computer on, logging onto this forum, and checking new posts?

Jessika
09-10-2009, 07:09 AM
... when you have trained so much dressage to The Offspring that your horse now recognize the songs and becomes excited everytime she hears Nothingtown? :eek:
Why do they never play The Offspring at competitions?

Free?
09-10-2009, 07:25 AM
... when you have trained so much dressage to The Offspring that your horse now recognize the songs and becomes excited everytime she hears Nothingtown? :eek:
Why do they never play The Offspring at competitions?
This should not be overlooked.

Jessika
09-10-2009, 07:43 AM
This should not be overlooked.

She's probaly one of their greatest four-legged fans.

KHWHD
09-10-2009, 10:14 AM
When you see this in a public restaurants newspaper and rip it out. :o ;)

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3115/45717023.jpg

OffsLady#1
09-10-2009, 04:35 PM
Eh???? :confused:

Well, wateva neva mind. :-|


Overreacting much? No one was mocking your presence on the boards. And secondly, why in this thread?

So wat.

Sorry, and I know but I'm a teenager......duh!

Rutegard
09-11-2009, 03:43 AM
When you see this in a public restaurants newspaper and rip it out. :o ;)



ahah awesome shank :]]

Olivia_Jones
09-11-2009, 05:23 AM
You know you are addicted to The Offspring when...
...you sit in a car, first put on Bad Habit, than drive?
every time :D:D

~|Vredina|~
09-14-2009, 08:01 AM
You know you are addicted to The Offspring when...you have to buy new headphones almost every 2 weeks, because you listen to their songs on the maximum volume.

PedroACastro
09-14-2009, 08:04 AM
You know you are addicted to The Offspring when...
...you sit in a car, first put on Bad Habit, than drive?
every time :D:D

and after that you put on D.U.I. =D

Olivia_Jones
09-14-2009, 08:21 AM
today I finally got a pass on the test after I failed it like 5 times,and I was so freakin' happy, I sat in my car, put on Bad Habit on repeat and drove around town for like 20 mins listening to Bad Habit all the time :D:D
( I need specialized help xDxD )

PedroACastro
09-14-2009, 08:36 AM
don't worry i can't get enough of bad habit when i'm in my car its so addictive!

Offspring-Junkie
09-14-2009, 12:01 PM
I like the tag.

Rutegard
09-14-2009, 12:02 PM
You know you are addicted to The Offspring when...you have to buy new headphones almost every 2 weeks, because you listen to their songs on the maximum volume.

and because of that everyone in the train look at u hoping that u will turn the volume down

~|Vredina|~
09-14-2009, 12:07 PM
and because of that everyone in the train look at u hoping that u will turn the volume down

True. :D But you know that I won't do it in any case.
Of course unless my headphones are broken...but I can always listen to them on my cellphone. :D

Marco
09-14-2009, 12:24 PM
You're addicted to The Offspring when you queue 4 hours, you're under the rain, you fight to be among hte first to enter, you make alliance with others there so that they eventually save a good place, you run towards the stage like hell and you stay in first row from 7 o clock till the end of the show with people pushing, moshing, sweating, screaming, SPRAYING SOME FUCKING CHILI PEPPERS SPRAY that itches and you then go buying t-shirts and posters.

gala
09-15-2009, 09:18 AM
You're addicted to The Offspring when you queue 4 hours, you're under the rain, you fight to be among hte first to enter, you make alliance with others there so that they eventually save a good place, you run towards the stage like hell and you stay in first row from 7 o clock till the end of the show with people pushing, moshing, sweating, screaming, SPRAYING SOME FUCKING CHILI PEPPERS SPRAY that itches and you then go buying t-shirts and posters.

yeah, there was a poor guy that had taken the spray in his eyes, and while he was trying to wash them a bodyguard told him to stop because he was wetting the floor!!

... when you hear someone has done something and you say : you know that dexter/noodles/greg did this too?
... when you read all the thread before replying

BKDH_1984
09-16-2009, 05:38 PM
When you annoyingly have loads of unnecessary accounts.

When I irritate the mods and make em banned me.

When you have some time to come on here and post.

When people you may not know off start talking shit about em and you make em shut the fuck up.

Rutegard
09-17-2009, 04:52 AM
When you annoyingly have loads of unnecessary accounts.

When I irritate the mods and make em banned me.
When you have some time to come on here and post.

When people you may not know off start talking shit about em and you make em shut the fuck up.


thats funny....lol




when u have lots of offspring handmade stuff :P

randman21
09-17-2009, 04:58 AM
when u have lots of offspring handmade stuff :P
Do dolls made of their hair count?

Rutegard
09-17-2009, 05:28 AM
Do dolls made of their hair count?

just noodles, cause i dont have dexs hair :P lol

randman21
09-17-2009, 05:37 AM
Ahh, that works out great then, because someone here has one of Dex's hair. But I'll let her tell you. :p

Rutegard
09-17-2009, 05:39 AM
Ahh, that works out great then, because someone here has one of Dex's hair. But I'll let her tell you. :p

huuuuuu interesting then :P

u know u r addicted when u have convs like this one with randy LOL

BKDH_1984
09-17-2009, 04:34 PM
thats funny....lol

Hilarious & Hysterical.

dexter12296566
11-27-2009, 07:09 PM
I bumped for a reason. Today I saw how many times I have looked at my Star Profile book. Not the exact number but the ink on the pages is coming off and pages are falling out! :( I really need a new one!

Rutegard
11-28-2009, 11:25 AM
then get yourself a new one

SelfEsteem94
11-28-2009, 06:07 PM
when your girlfriend feels obligated to name her hamster Noodles.
xD

dexter12296566
11-28-2009, 06:10 PM
then get yourself a new one
I can not find one and I do not have any money!

when your girlfriend feels obligated to name her hamster Noodles.
xD

If you look in my album(it may be a private album) you will see three of my numerous hamsters, almost all of which have names regarding The Offspring!

Rutegard
11-29-2009, 10:10 AM
when the examiner of your thesis defense likes the offspring


dude, this gotta be the best one so far :P

dexter12296566
11-29-2009, 10:14 AM
when your thesis defense examiner likes the offspring


dude, this gotta be the best one so far :P

What's a thesis defense examiner? If it is like a teacher I got my science teacher to like them!

Rutegard
11-29-2009, 10:43 AM
What's a thesis defense examiner? If it is like a teacher I got my science teacher to like them!

i re wrote it, fuck, sounded stupid

it is the examiner for my thesis oral presentation dude, not a teacher :P more fucked up than that

they r meant to be nasty mean and cruel. the only interesting thing bout mine is that she has a fucking good taste in music :)

dexter12296566
11-29-2009, 10:45 AM
i re wrote it, fuck, sounded stupid

it is the examiner for my thesis oral presentation dude, not a teacher :P more fucked up than that

they r meant to be nasty mean and cruel. the only interesting thing bout mine is that she has a fucking good taste in music :)

SO do they just basically watch what you say and then put you down?!

Rutegard
11-29-2009, 10:47 AM
SO do they just basically watch what you say and then put you down?!

exactly, and they do that by arguing with u

im so fucked up

dexter12296566
11-29-2009, 10:48 AM
exactly, and they do that by arguing with u

im so fucked up

Oh... that sounds like my second grade teacher! Anyway do you know where I can get a new star profile!?

Rutegard
11-29-2009, 10:52 AM
Oh... that sounds like my second grade teacher! Anyway do you know where I can get a new star profile!?

hum no i do not :|


back on topic:

....your dad already distinguishes between offspring and any other band, just because hes so tired of hearing them coming from your pc speakers.

dexter12296566
11-29-2009, 10:54 AM
hum no i do not :|


back on topic:

....your dad already distinguishes between offspring and any other band, just because hes so tired of hearing them coming from your pc speakers.

My dad yells at me when i listen to them on his computer(loud enough that he can hear it) so i think i am a bit addicted!

dexter12296566
11-29-2009, 10:56 AM
When you talk about Dexter so much your mum throws something of your Offspring collection in the garbage anytime you say his name!(she is really tired of them) and you talk about them so much your brother and dad dont even talk to you because they assume you will say something about them!

EDIT: My mum also says that if I ever get a boyfriend he will beat me if I keep talkin bout Dex!

Alison
11-29-2009, 10:58 AM
My boyfriend is jealous of Dex.

Walfri
12-02-2009, 01:12 PM
I listen to their songs all day, And I play drums because I like RW a lot..

nancyoff
12-03-2009, 05:26 PM
when...
yes, you´re always talking about them
you try to explain your mexican family what the songs are about
you´re mom sings the songs because of the many many times you listen to ´em during the day (she sings incorrectly,of course. :D)
a song is the ringtone of you´re cellphone
you´re mexican friends (that didn´t knew about them) KNOW about them
when you spend time here typing things instead of stay in the classroom to listen 2 the teacher :D .........
etc, etc, etc..........

ok it´s time for me to go to my classes
bye!

dexter12296566
12-03-2009, 06:36 PM
...when ur teachers are now addicted to them... when 3 months ago they had not heard of them! When somehow, without realizing it, all conversations end up back around dex. When your counsilor lets you name her monkey and you name it dexter. when you have quite a few hamsters named dexter, dex, bryan, keith etc... when you tell your dog to go get dex and he brings back your 2005 AP magazine!

nancyoff
12-03-2009, 09:51 PM
...............
after school, I'm here again :D

:p

dexter12296566
12-04-2009, 05:06 PM
...............
after school, I'm here again :D

:p

Aren't we all?

nancyoff
12-04-2009, 10:15 PM
Aren't we all?


lol...
well yeah! but I was here during school too
when I shouldn't be :D
I missed classes :p
and then again at night
that's addiction!!!

:D

I♥OoFsPrInG

dexter12296566
12-05-2009, 06:14 AM
lol...
well yeah! but I was here during school too
when I shouldn't be :D
I missed classes :p
and then again at night
that's addiction!!!

:D

I♥OoFsPrInG

I come on anytime I can during school but I don't skip class. If I do that I will lose my 4.0 GPA!

dav0147
12-06-2009, 07:09 AM
You just love it when one of there songs come on when your ipod is on shuffle

Walfri
12-13-2009, 09:33 PM
when you start listening their songs and nothing else matters for you..
even if yor house is burning XD XD

Offspring-Junkie
12-14-2009, 08:35 AM
When people tell you stuff like "It's weird to see you without your Offspring clothes" or "Is it the first time you wear no offspring clothes?"