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Rooster
01-23-2009, 03:58 AM
Ok, this might not be a very good idea for starting a thread, but if you want a good laugh you might want to check the link i'm posting. It's a page about The Offspring... on UNCYCLOPEDIA (a parody of Wikipedia)

enjoy :D

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Offspring

I posted it here, because after all it IS about The Offspring...:rolleyes:

Hypodermic_89
01-23-2009, 04:07 AM
Yeah I've contributed alot to that article before.

I have written the following:

Orange County nuclear plant security guards Dexter Holland and Greg Kriesel thought of forming a Justice League, with Dexter as "Nuke Man" and Greg as Dexters sidekick, "Greg".

School custodian Noodles 'Buttfuck' Wasserman joins up, allegedly for his ability to legally purchase toys like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-action figures and Hot Wheels-cars for the underage trio.

The band, originally called Offspring, changes its name to THE Offspring. They thought the word "the" was awesome.

randman21
01-23-2009, 04:13 AM
Haha, Raptor, based on your activities in other sections, I knew you would start this thread soon. I've read this article before. Good stuff.

On a semi-related note, I always thought the website was called Unicyclopedia.

Rooster
01-23-2009, 04:23 AM
Haha, Raptor, based on your activities in other sections, I knew you would start this thread soon. I've read this article before. Good stuff.

On a semi-related note, I always thought the website was called Unicyclopedia.

Hehe, you mean all the links in Horny Pope postcount thread :D?

Anyway, we should add some more "information" about the band...

randman21
01-23-2009, 04:28 AM
Hehe, you mean all the links in Horny Pope postcount thread :D?

Anyway, we should add some more "information" about the band...
Yep.:D

I've been wanting to add something for ages, but I can never think of anything funny.

Rooster
01-23-2009, 04:30 AM
Well, i think we should add all those accusations of them ripping off every possible band on the face of the Earth...

KyleW
01-23-2009, 05:28 AM
Well, i think we should add all those accusations of them ripping off every possible band on the face of the Earth...

Didnt they actually do that though? O/J. I think the uncyclopedia page is awesome :D I suppose its funnier to us lot though since we all have a large knowledge of The Offspring

ThunderPX
01-23-2009, 07:09 AM
People keep making the article lame after I fix it with funniness.

EDIT: Oh wait, my contributions are still there underneath the shitty few paragraphs and above the... Fonz.

Rutegard
01-23-2009, 08:28 AM
hey guys, i enjoyed it a lot :]

Alex101
01-23-2009, 08:59 AM
hey guys, i enjoyed it a lot :]
Me too. Until today, I had never seen the Uncyclopedia before.

Rooster
01-23-2009, 09:35 AM
Me too. Until today, I had never seen the Uncyclopedia before.

Check horny pope postcount thread (in GC). You're gonna love it (well, at least the last two pages, plenty of uncyclopedia links :D)

Thomas
01-23-2009, 11:53 AM
Am I the only one that found that to be incredibly unfunny?

Hypodermic_89
01-23-2009, 12:07 PM
Am I the only one that found that to be incredibly unfunny?
Yes. And therefore I deem you unworthy of pussy forever.

Thomas
01-23-2009, 12:10 PM
Yes. And therefore I deem you unworthy of pussy forever.

Um, wow. Way to make yourself on my list of people with sub-par intelligence.

Tired_Of_You
01-23-2009, 12:32 PM
Am I the only one that found that to be incredibly unfunny?

Nope. It really is unfunny... I think I vaguely smiled once.

And who the fuck wrote the last 3 paragraphs!?

Blitzkrieg Bop
01-23-2009, 12:38 PM
The best part:


When they were compared to Green Day, Dexter threw a fit and killed three of the band's drummers

ROFL :D

Hypodermic_89
01-23-2009, 01:39 PM
Um, wow. Way to make yourself on my list of people with sub-par intelligence.
Says the man who thinks the cake is a lie!

Thomas
01-23-2009, 02:12 PM
Says the man who thinks the cake is a lie!

Yeah, definitely not helping your case here...

Hypodermic_89
01-23-2009, 02:57 PM
Yeah, definitely not helping your case here...
What case? I don't care what you think of me :D And I don't care about your list.

jacknife737
01-23-2009, 03:14 PM
Am I the only one that found that to be incredibly unfunny?

Yeah, the articles on that site are pretty terrible. Encyclopediadramatica is a lot better.