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Alex101
01-23-2009, 05:15 PM
Punknews.org (http://www.punknews.org/article/32060) just wrote a report about Dexter's infamous Gringo Bandito hot sauce. It's as follows:


According to a report from the LA Times, the hot sauce launched by Dexter Holland of The Offspring has become quite a success. The sauce is being bottled at a rate of 300 gallons a month and is even being sold at Albertson's supermarkets in Southern California and Las Vegas.

Holland attributes the success to a more DIY, grassroots approach to the sauce:

"Growing up here I was always into Mexican food and culture, Day of the Dead, all of it, and one day I looked at a hot sauce bottle and wondered if I could do better, We took it to fire stations and electrical unions and gave it away. I leave it at beach bars in Huntington and Redondo. The best way is to get one person to taste it and then tell their friends. Ads don't sell hot sauce. Friends do."

You can find the rest of the article here (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2009/01/offsprings-dext.html).

Cock Joke
01-23-2009, 05:18 PM
AH FUCK that stuff rocks

denialrevisited666
01-23-2009, 05:25 PM
is it good?

Alex101
01-23-2009, 05:33 PM
is it good?
I don't know, I've never tasted his hot sauce.

cool 2 hate 681
01-23-2009, 05:34 PM
is it good?

yes it is :)


this stuff is hotter than the offspring ever were!

lol the anti offspring jokes on punknews make me laugh sometimes

denialrevisited666
01-23-2009, 05:59 PM
i wanna try it...how can i get it?

cool 2 hate 681
01-23-2009, 06:40 PM
i wanna try it...how can i get it?

i think you can buy it here http://store.gringobandito.com/ hopefully they will be in more supermarkets soon

nightvision
01-23-2009, 06:44 PM
Fuck, I'm running out of it... Need to place a new order.

KHWHD
01-23-2009, 06:44 PM
I don't know, I've never tasted his hot sauce.

I so could make that a really "dirty" thought. :D ;) :p

offspring_freak_3
01-23-2009, 06:53 PM
I so could make that a really "dirty" thought. :D ;) :p

LOOOLLLL

indeed, gringo bandito is really good.
i need another botle asap

iPunk247
01-23-2009, 10:57 PM
i wish for a feisty little taste of dexter's hot sauce for my 25th birthday. :D:):cool:

Jojan
01-24-2009, 02:11 AM
300 US gallons = 1 135.62354 liters

Alex101
01-24-2009, 12:21 PM
i think you can buy it here http://store.gringobandito.com/ hopefully they will be in more supermarkets soon
I hope there will be some around where I live.

Sofinch
01-24-2009, 12:49 PM
Bring the stuff to Europe!! goddamn!!

dff_punk
01-24-2009, 12:50 PM
Bring the stuff to Europe!! goddamn!!

Seconded. I love hot sauces, and I love Offspring. I hope some day it will be available in some europe stores.

Sofinch
01-24-2009, 12:52 PM
Seconded. I love hot sauces, and I love Offspring. I hope some day it will be available in some europe stores.

Is illegal smuggling also okay?

Sofinch
01-24-2009, 12:53 PM
Is illegal smuggling also okay?

HELLl YESS OF COURSE IT IS!!

Blitzkrieg Bop
01-24-2009, 12:55 PM
Bring the stuff to Europe!! goddamn!!

International distribution should be done so at least I can be included in this category :D


Is illegal smuggling also okay?

ROFL ... make a plan ;)

Sofinch
01-24-2009, 01:02 PM
ROFL ... make a plan ;)

Plan A) Kidnap employees in the factory where it's made and smuggle them to Europe, and let them work really hard at low payings and bad circumstances

Plan B) Try to do Plan A again

Plan C) Sell fake products (by example with Noodles on the bottle), confront the original company

Plan D) Stalk the company

Plan F) WTF WTF WTF?? there isn't even a Plan E

dr.vanessa
01-24-2009, 01:18 PM
Bring the stuff to Europe!! goddamn!!

yyyeeesss please:D:D

dff_punk
01-24-2009, 01:30 PM
Plan 3,14) Find a board member who can buy the sauce and is going to europe at some point, then somehow meet the person :rolleyes:

Sofinch
01-24-2009, 01:32 PM
Plan 3,14) Find a board member who can buy the sauce and is going to europe at some point, then somehow meet the person :rolleyes:

Why didn't I came up with that,all I thought about was to pay a bum

dr.vanessa
01-24-2009, 01:36 PM
how much does it cost do we know?

Sofinch
01-24-2009, 01:37 PM
how much does it cost do we know?

what? the bum?

dr.vanessa
01-24-2009, 01:40 PM
what? the bum?

LOL the sauce:p

the_real_potomek
01-24-2009, 02:09 PM
I want the sauce too so don't forget about me while planning how to get it:D

cool 2 hate 681
01-24-2009, 02:11 PM
how much does it cost do we know?

i saw a 10 oz bottle at albertsons for $4.99 usd and a 5 oz bottle for $2.99 usd

dr.vanessa
01-24-2009, 02:14 PM
i saw a 10 oz bottle at albertsons for $4.99 usd and a 5 oz bottle for $2.99 usd

OHHHH i want it NOW:D

Sofinch
01-24-2009, 02:16 PM
i saw a 10 oz bottle at albertsons for $4.99 usd and a 5 oz bottle for $2.99 usd

F*ck that's even cheaper than the bums bottle of brandy

cool 2 hate 681
01-24-2009, 02:22 PM
does the gringo bandito website ship worldwide yet?? i sold some on ebay to bbs users last year but it was very expensive to ship

nightvision
01-24-2009, 03:39 PM
does the gringo bandito website ship worldwide yet?? i sold some on ebay to bbs users last year but it was very expensive to ship

I've been ordering it constantly since they launched it and I live in Sweden.

KHWHD
01-24-2009, 04:38 PM
I bought a small bottle and had it shipped to Canada and it cost me $20.00 CAD.

Alex101
01-25-2009, 04:02 PM
I bought a small bottle and had it shipped to Canada and it cost me $20.00 CAD.
Did you just buy it or you had it before?

Little_Miss_1565
01-25-2009, 05:04 PM
Gringo Bandito is so fucking tasty.

KHWHD
01-25-2009, 05:05 PM
Did you just buy it or you had it before?

I've bought 1 bottle of it. It's too expensive to ship on a regular basis.

iPunk247
01-27-2009, 01:19 AM
Gringo Bandito is so fucking tasty.

:D :) u betcha. mines taste like shit. :mad: :(

Alex101
01-28-2009, 03:33 PM
I've bought 1 bottle of it. It's too expensive to ship on a regular basis.
Oh, well... the next time I visit someone in O.C. or somewhere close around there, I'll give it a try (even if they're avilable in restarunts in O.C.).

rlplaymaker
01-28-2009, 04:44 PM
I don't know, I've never tasted his hot sauce.

Its amazing, Dexter's sales guy "Ese" just sent me a crate of it. haha Buy a bottle bitches, support the cause.

Rutegard
01-29-2009, 05:29 AM
Bring the stuff to Europe!! goddamn!!

u heard it dex?