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bighead384
03-11-2009, 09:21 PM
Your penis gets cut off somehow...

What do you do?

(I dunno why, but I'd like to request that you read this with Chris Hansen's voice in mind)

Flux
03-11-2009, 09:25 PM
I dont have one.

Do I pretend?

Jebus
03-11-2009, 09:25 PM
Restructuring myself after subtraction of my intrinsic field was the first trick I learned.

bighead384
03-11-2009, 09:25 PM
Reconstructing myself after subtraction of my intrinsic field was the first trick I learned.

Yeah, me too. Same thing for me.

bighead384
03-11-2009, 09:27 PM
I don’t have one.

Do I pretend?

No, dummy. You go get a sex change, and then have someone whack your dick off...with a blade of some sort. DUH!

WebDudette
03-11-2009, 09:28 PM
I put it in a bag of milk and take it to the dentist.

Bipolar Bear
03-11-2009, 09:30 PM
A man's life is entirely based on his penis. I cannot imagine a life without my dick. :(

Flux
03-11-2009, 09:30 PM
No, dummy. You go get a sex change, and then have someone whack your dick off...with a blade of some sort. DUH!

Ho-hum. Okay then.

Llamas
03-11-2009, 09:31 PM
All I could think of was this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANe0ZWYy-Ac

renato piquette
03-11-2009, 09:32 PM
id chop my head

jacknife737
03-11-2009, 09:40 PM
Make myself a ham sandwich and consult my horoscope; just like any rational person would.

Smash_Returns
03-11-2009, 09:54 PM
Steal jacknife's ham sandwich and burn his horoscope.

jacknife737
03-11-2009, 10:08 PM
Damn you. 10 characters

bighead384
03-11-2009, 10:10 PM
Damn you. 10 characters

Why do you write out "10 characters"? Just mash the keyboard. No one's going to read it anyway. Except me. Bwhahaha!

Jebus
03-11-2009, 10:29 PM
Pro tip

0r4ng3
03-11-2009, 10:37 PM
I'd go on with my life. It's not like much would change for me anyway.

Llamas
03-11-2009, 10:46 PM
Your penis gets cut off somehow...

What do you do?

After careful consideration of the hypothetical possibility that I had a penis, and it was cut off, I have decided that I would:

go to the doctor.

Budzy
03-12-2009, 12:28 AM
Your penis gets cut off somehow...

What do you do?


I'd ask you where you bought yours from.

Omni
03-12-2009, 06:58 AM
You're not quite as good at this as ieroween is.

Rutegard
03-12-2009, 07:20 AM
Chris Hansen is so sexy.
but i would grab the other piece and run away to the nearest local vet

0r4ng3
03-12-2009, 08:56 AM
You're not quite as good at this as ieroween is.
I can fix that.

If Gerard Way cut off your penis, you would
.................................................. .................................................. .........................

ad8
03-12-2009, 10:14 AM
I think I would cry one day and then start behaving like every other german man.

Free?
03-12-2009, 10:21 AM
if you were walking parst Gerard Way's penis and he would cut it off you would
........................... .....................................

fixed......... .......

Bipolar Bear
03-12-2009, 10:38 AM
Also, for the post to be "ieroweenic", its first sentence must be the title of the thread.


if you were walking parst Gerard Way's penis

and he would cut it off you would
........................... .....................................

Cock Joke
03-12-2009, 12:33 PM
Change my user name to **** Joke

ad8
03-12-2009, 01:16 PM
Change my user name to **** Joke

You mean like, "you would .................. ...................... Joke"?

bighead384
03-13-2009, 12:01 PM
Also, for the post to be "ieroweenic", its first sentence must be the title of the thread.


if you were walking parst Gerard Way's penis

and he would cut it off you would
........................... .....................................

Yeah, I'm not trying to rip that guy off. Only thing getting ripped of in this thread is your dick. I want to know what you'd do. It's important.

Bipolar Bear
03-13-2009, 12:39 PM
Yeah, I'm not trying to rip that guy off. Only thing getting ripped of in this thread is your dick. I want to know what you'd do. It's important.

Yeah, I know.
I would probably install a robotic penis. However, it would have a life of its own and end up putting me in tons of trouble.

Llamas
03-30-2009, 09:01 PM
Interesting thread?

Wait, do you really have to ask?

JohnnyNemesis
03-30-2009, 09:12 PM
Is it just me, or are you totally trolling right now?

Could you maybe not do that? Thanks!

Llamas
03-30-2009, 09:16 PM
Bighead asked me to prove that the threads he makes are not so interesting, and since the thread he asked me in was closed, this was the best way to do it.

nieh
03-30-2009, 09:17 PM
this was the best way to do it.

I disagree.

JohnnyNemesis
03-30-2009, 09:18 PM
This was probably the worst way to do it, haha. Please don't bump threads without adding much more than an evaluation...you could probably communicate with him some other way, y'know? Otherwise, I think this is trolling fa sho.

WebDudette
03-30-2009, 09:19 PM
I'm just annoyed she bumbed so many completely uninteresting threads.

Al Coholic
03-31-2009, 06:31 AM
I'd bump her.

T-6005
03-31-2009, 06:33 AM
You could have just mentioned them in the "things that are not cool" thread that I made.

Al Coholic
03-31-2009, 06:36 AM
You're just mad she doesn't wanna bump you.

bighead384
03-31-2009, 12:32 PM
You guys just don't want admit that I've contributed more than almost anyone here this past year.

And yeah! It is trolling!

Thomas
03-31-2009, 12:33 PM
You guys just don't want admit that I've contributed more than almost anyone here this past year.

Well, I wouldn't say THAT...

bighead384
03-31-2009, 12:45 PM
Well, I wouldn't say THAT...

Well that's up for interpretation, but I think it's pretty safe to say that I'm generally a good contributor. People just don't want to admit it, even though they post in all my threads. Also, I've contributed to plenty of threads that aren't mine as well.

Thomas
03-31-2009, 12:47 PM
Well that's up for interpretation, but I think it's pretty safe to say that I'm generally a good contributor. People just don't want to admit it, even though they post in all my threads. Also, I've contributed to plenty of threads that aren't mine as well.

The thing is, though, people have a tendency to remember the threads where there are complaints about the status of the BBS more than anything, so those few threads overshadow the otherwise mostly quality posts of yours.

timthemooseman
03-31-2009, 12:57 PM
I would go around asking kids if they had seen the movie "Teeth", then yell "well it's true!" as i pull down my pants, screaming like a mad man

WebDudette
03-31-2009, 04:09 PM
I post in you threads, yes. But that doesn't mean I am especially entertained by them. In a lot of cases your threads are you asking a stupid question, getting an answer, and then complaining about the answer.

I'm not even talking about 1337 stuff. I'm talking paper maximums, rap leads to gangs, invisible mode, etc. and lets not forget, you make a shit load of threads. Some of them are bound to attract conversation.

All that aside, even if I liked all your threads, I still fucking hate you.

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2009, 04:09 PM
You guys just don't want admit that I've contributed more than almost anyone here this past year.

More than almost anyone? Maybe...but why measure yourself against others?
Contributed good stuff? Yes.

The thing is, you're way too insecure about it. Instead of bragging about it, just let the threads stand on their own, and stop caring so much what people think.

Btw, yeah, it was trolling, and I told her to stop...omg DOWN WIT' MODZ AMIRITE?!


In a lot of cases your threads are you asking a stupid question, getting an answer, and then complaining about the answer.

Actually, the routine is usually asking a question with an implication of an answer in it...then he gets a contradictory answer and goes apeshit about it. It's funny sometimes, but more often boring.

Llamas
03-31-2009, 07:04 PM
I'm just annoyed she bumbed so many completely uninteresting threads.
lol awesome.


I'd bump her.


You could have just mentioned them in the "things that are not cool" thread that I made.


You're just mad she doesn't wanna bump you.
I lol'd. And yes, T, very good point. :P


I post in you threads, yes. But that doesn't mean I am especially entertained by them. In a lot of cases your threads are you asking a stupid question, getting an answer, and then complaining about the answer.

I'm not even talking about 1337 stuff. I'm talking paper maximums, rap leads to gangs, invisible mode, etc. and lets not forget, you make a shit load of threads. Some of them are bound to attract conversation.

All that aside, even if I liked all your threads, I still fucking hate you.
I generally agree with all of this, except I don't know if I'd go as far as to say I hate him.


Btw, yeah, it was trolling, and I told her to stop...omg DOWN WIT' MODZ AMIRITE?!
Fag. Nude mods NAO.


Actually, the routine is usually asking a question with an implication of an answer in it...then he gets a contradictory answer and goes apeshit about it. It's funny sometimes, but more often boring.
I rarely find it funny anymore... and I don't see how anyone considers this to be good contribution.

Cock Joke
03-31-2009, 09:13 PM
I would go around asking kids if they had seen the movie "Teeth", then yell "well it's true!" as i pull down my pants, screaming like a mad man

hahahaaaaaaaaaaa!