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ieroween
03-16-2009, 06:39 AM
but all is not lost because Im going to have it all waxed tomorrow:D

mrconeman
03-16-2009, 06:43 AM
Shave you fucking woman.

Unless you actually are a woman...in which case...ew.

ieroween
03-16-2009, 06:48 AM
but women can't shave on there face like men do

dff_punk
03-16-2009, 06:54 AM
Why not? ?

Outerspaceman21
03-16-2009, 07:11 AM
Why not? ?

Because the more you shave, the faster and thinker the hair goes back. Thats why chicks get waxed so it wont grow back any time soon.

KHWHD
03-16-2009, 07:16 AM
That is pretty gross. Not sure why we need to know that you're hairier than a fucking monkey though. You've got serious issues. Seek therapy immediately. It's not just this thread - it's all of them.

dff_punk
03-16-2009, 07:16 AM
Because the more you shave, the faster and thinker the hair goes back. Thats why chicks get waxed so it wont grow back any time soon.
Yeah, but.. I heard somewhere she got it waxed already?

Jules69
03-16-2009, 07:45 AM
Hair remover creme for hair on the top lip, and painful PLUCKING with tweezer for the beard WTF WTF! It sucks being a female with too many male hormones!! It can also make you feel more horny more often!!! Genetics can SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

Jules69
03-16-2009, 07:47 AM
I don't think I am comfortable with the thought of ageing!!!!:eek::mad::confused:

KHWHD
03-16-2009, 07:49 AM
I don't think I am comfortable with the thought of ageing!!!!:eek::mad::confused:

Keep in mind she's 22. :confused:

Jules69
03-16-2009, 07:54 AM
22 is young, but I will be 40 in november!!!:eek:

ieroween
03-16-2009, 08:24 AM
I have it waxed every 3 weeks

Superdope
03-16-2009, 08:43 AM
Pro tip for women: Men don't want to hear about your facial hair under any circumstance. Please keep that information to yourself

renato piquette
03-16-2009, 09:13 AM
alright,i will do something someone (jebus i think) told me to during annoying threads,let`s discuss pokèmon!!!!
scyther vs scizor this time :D

Thomas
03-16-2009, 10:19 AM
That is pretty gross. Not sure why we need to know that you're hairier than a fucking monkey though. You've got serious issues. Seek therapy immediately. It's not just this thread - it's all of them.

^this


Pro tip for women: Men don't want to hear about your facial hair under any circumstance. Please keep that information to yourself


^this

Grimesy da Offspringfan
03-16-2009, 10:22 AM
am i really supposed to know about this?

Andy
03-16-2009, 10:24 AM
You're getting your FACIAL hair waxed?


...mate, no.

Jules69
03-16-2009, 10:34 AM
We can just call em dyke beards then!!!!!:D

IamSam
03-16-2009, 10:37 AM
So you're a 23 year old female who hates your parents, feels sad for the girl next door, has wet dreams for MCR's lead singer, and grows facial hair.

Sad that Jerry Springer isn't doing a show anymore.

Jules69
03-16-2009, 10:40 AM
No, I am the one with the dreams, and I will be 40 years old, with a dyke beard!!! Woo Hoo!!!!:o

0r4ng3
03-16-2009, 10:58 AM
Sad that Jerry Springer isn't doing a show anymore.
He isn't? When did that happen?

Not that I'll dearly miss it or anything, I just thought I would know when it happened.

Outerspaceman21
03-16-2009, 11:35 AM
He isn't? When did that happen?

Not that I'll dearly miss it or anything, I just thought I would know when it happened.

No, they are still going. I just read they got picked up for a new season starting this year. He's getting old, though. Just turned 65.

Alison
03-16-2009, 11:45 AM
So you're a 23 year old female who hates your parents, feels sad for the girl next door, has wet dreams for MCR's lead singer, and grows facial hair.

Sad that Jerry Springer isn't doing a show anymore.

Don't forget! Her sister is a bitch too.

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 12:27 PM
Sad that Jerry Springer isn't doing a show anymore.

He ISN'T!? :eek: :(

Drafan
03-16-2009, 12:48 PM
what else is getting out of control?

IamSam
03-16-2009, 01:00 PM
Ok, I was wrong. Springer is still going strong...I think they may have just moved it to a station I never flip to.

All apologies if I caused undue panic in the hearts and minds of some of you. (0r4ng3)

Flux
03-16-2009, 02:26 PM
Hair remover creme for hair on the top lip, and painful PLUCKING with tweezer for the beard WTF WTF! It sucks being a female with too many male hormones!! It can also make you feel more horny more often!!! Genetics can SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

I second that! I feel dirty if I have hair anywhere apart from my head.

Grimesy da Offspringfan
03-16-2009, 02:28 PM
please, every women with too much hair, just shut up, i don't want to fucking here about it

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 02:28 PM
If no one makes a vagina-related thread parodying this, I will.

Flux
03-16-2009, 02:30 PM
Vag hair is just…guh!

Grimesy da Offspringfan
03-16-2009, 02:30 PM
If no one makes a vagina-related thread parodying this, I will.

"oh no my pubic hair is getting out of control"? sounds fun to me

Jules69
03-16-2009, 03:12 PM
You could shave it in the shape of a heart!!!

Flux
03-16-2009, 03:15 PM
Or dye it?

Nah, off with the hair.

Hair pie is not good.

Jules69
03-16-2009, 03:17 PM
Yes it is good!! It has a purpose!! To cushion, so there is not painful friction!!

Flux
03-16-2009, 03:25 PM
Lolz you’re too funny. :p

ieroween
03-16-2009, 03:53 PM
there is no way that I would ever have my virgina waxed

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 04:11 PM
there is no way that I would ever have my virgina waxed

Sweet, I like it wild. I also like my women with beards. Call me.

ieroween
03-17-2009, 01:24 AM
Sweet, I like it wild. I also like my women with beards. Call me.

are you a guy or a girl

Im asking because I always thourt you were a girl until you said that

Outerspaceman21
03-17-2009, 02:36 AM
are you a guy or a girl

Im asking because I always thourt you were a girl until you said that

Bipolar... a girl?...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

ah, that was funny...

Budzy
03-17-2009, 04:03 AM
Bipolar... a girl?...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

ah, that was funny...

Bipolar's a dude? WTF!

Grimesy da Offspringfan
03-17-2009, 06:08 AM
there is no way that I would ever have my virgina waxed

...eww?......

Rutegard
03-17-2009, 08:20 AM
we just dont care!!!

Bipolar Bear
03-17-2009, 08:52 AM
What's so funny? I AM a girl..

ad8
03-17-2009, 09:16 AM
So... Ieroween is a vagin because no one touched her virgina? Ok, I think I get it now:D

sipptaroowsky
03-17-2009, 10:40 AM
Because the more you shave, the faster and thinker the hair goes back. Thats why chicks get waxed so it wont grow back any time soon.

wtf, is this for reall?
oh my, no woder I've got a facial forest, I started shaving in the seventh grade

sipptaroowsky
03-17-2009, 10:53 AM
Hair remover creme for hair on the top lip, and painful PLUCKING with tweezer for the beard WTF WTF! It sucks being a female with too many male hormones!! It can also make you feel more horny more often!!! Genetics can SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

I can agree with the horny thing. I can't even wear boxers in case I see an underwear commercial somewhere along the streets. And if I wear jeans I feel like puking, since the family is not having a nice time.

Female underwear.


22 is young, but I will be 40 in november!!!:eek:

dammit, I'm sorry for your loss of years, honestly. I turned 20 few weeks ago and... I wanted to kill my self (not literarily). It's just, you look at your past two decades and think if you did something worth remembering.

Grimesy da Offspringfan
03-17-2009, 11:44 AM
wtf, is this for reall?
oh my, no woder I've got a facial forest, I started shaving in the seventh grade

after some of these post it's actually delightful to know that you're not a girl...because you're not a girl, right?

sipptaroowsky
03-17-2009, 12:26 PM
yeah I'm a dude, but in touch with my feelings. my favourite movie is sex and the city,

Flux
03-17-2009, 12:46 PM
are you a guy or a girl

Im asking because I always thourt you were a girl until you said that

Did you just..........?!

Nooooooo! :mad:


What's so funny? I AM a girl..

That's why I’m attracted to you. BEWBZ! :p

Bipolar Bear
03-17-2009, 07:52 PM
That's why I’m attracted to you. BEWBZ! :p

My bewbs are small and wrinkled like an old woman's because I have suffered third degree burns (pics available upon request!)

sipptaroowsky
03-18-2009, 04:54 AM
My bewbs are small and wrinkled like an old woman's because I have suffered third degree burns (pics available upon request!)

do I have to send you a private request or can I ask right here, can I please see your burned breasts?

ieroween
03-18-2009, 03:36 PM
what the fuck is wrong with the people on this site?

dff_punk
03-18-2009, 03:39 PM
I was asking the same thing.

ieroween
03-18-2009, 03:41 PM
and also can you all stop been so fuckin god damn nasty to me

T-6005
03-18-2009, 04:05 PM
You do have a point, ieroween. Response to you has been less than positive.

On the other hand, you must know that your chosen topics of discussion are kind of... uncomfortable, if not slightly annoying.

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 05:09 PM
ieroween, you demonstrate as much femininity as a lesbian boxer. You're either a guy or..a lesbian boxer.

Flux
03-18-2009, 05:15 PM
My bewbs are small and wrinkled like an old woman's because I have suffered third degree burns (pics available upon request!)

That is sooooo hott! (pun intended)

Would you marry me?


and also can you all stop been so fuckin god damn nasty to me

I'm nice to you. :(

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 05:17 PM
That is sooooo hott! (pun intended)

Would you marry me?

I know right! I love fondling with my hot burnt boobs. It's my favourite activity.
& I would need Cock Joke's permission for that.

Flux
03-18-2009, 05:20 PM
I know right! I love fondling with my hot burnt boobs. It's my favourite activity.
& I would need Cock Joke's permission for that.

Jeez! He’s got you whipped. :rolleyes:

You know? If he doesn’t rub burn lotion on them, then I’d like to volunteer.

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 05:23 PM
Jeez! He’s got you whipped. :rolleyes:

You know? If he doesn’t rub burn lotion on them, then I’d like to volunteer.

That's very nice of you Jayde!

That gives me an idea. We should hold a public event where everyone gets to rub my burnt boobs and play with them.

Flux
03-18-2009, 05:25 PM
That's very nice of you Jayde!

That gives me an idea. We should hold a public event where everyone gets to rub my burnt boobs and play with them.

OMGZ! That would be sooooooo coolz! I’ll get started on the posters right now!! :D Yipeeee!

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 05:27 PM
OMGZ! That would be sooooooo coolz! I’ll get started on the posters right now!! :D Yipeeee!

Yes! Make the posters as shocking as possible so that they get banned from display and make the news or something, making them even more popular.

Flux
03-18-2009, 05:30 PM
Yes! Make the posters as shocking as possible so that they get banned from display and make the news or something, making them even more popular.

If you want them shocking…I’m gonna need a few pics. Can I come over and take them? LIKE RIGHT NOW?!

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 05:32 PM
If you want them shocking…I’m gonna need a few pics. Can I come over and take them? LIKE RIGHT NOW?!

Of course, I thought you'd never ask!
Come over, I'm waiting. :cool:

My nazi tatoo on my left breast should cause quite some controversy too.

Flux
03-18-2009, 05:36 PM
Of course, I thought you'd never ask!
Come over, I'm waiting. :cool:

My nazi tatoo on my left breast should cause quite some controversy too.

I'll be right there!;) *packs the lotion*

:eek: You just keep getting hotter! I lurve tattoo's on chicks!

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 05:40 PM
I'll be right there!;) *packs the lotion*

:eek: You just keep getting hotter! I lurve tattoo's on chicks!

Heh, I always knew that getting manboobs installed then burning them & tatooing them was a great plan to get women. :cool:

I win.

Flux
03-18-2009, 05:44 PM
Heh, I always knew that getting manboobs installed then burning them & tatooing them was a great plan to get women. :cool:

I win.

Hey, it’s the better way to go than cheap food, a movie and the disappointment of no sex at the end of the night. ;)

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 05:47 PM
Hey, it’s the better way to go than cheap food, a movie and the disappointment of no sex at the end of the night. ;)

Exactly my thoughts on the matter!

no sex for the loss :(

Flux
03-18-2009, 05:58 PM
Exactly my thoughts on the matter!

no sex for the loss :(

But, you get sex from Mr. Joke all the time. So you shouldn’t complain.

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 06:00 PM
But, you get sex from Mr. Joke all the time. So you shouldn’t complain.

That's a good point!
We screw like there's no tomorrow.

Flux
03-18-2009, 06:04 PM
That's a good point!
We screw like there's no tomorrow.

I know. I’ve seen.

Those are some timeless home movies… :)

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 06:08 PM
We starred in a gay porn video too!

Flux
03-18-2009, 06:24 PM
Really? That’s so gay!

You know, it’s not gay if you’re receiving. ;)

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 06:26 PM
I like to be on top :o

Flux
03-18-2009, 06:37 PM
Yeah, me to. :)

*GASP* Gay!!!!!

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 06:40 PM
*GASP* Gay!!!!!

I'll pretend I didn't hear that!
After all, you're not gay only because you're married to a dude and like being on top while he humps you. Geez. Stop judging people!

Which reminds me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM7vs0L8U3s

Flux
03-18-2009, 06:51 PM
:eek: You’re even more gay if you like Blink. You disgust me! You and your partner!

Bipolar Bear
03-18-2009, 06:54 PM
:eek: You’re even more gay if you like Blink. You disgust me! You and your partner!

Blink is awesome! They don't take life seriously and are genuinely funny.

Their music videos are epic. Have you seen "all the small things?" I dare you not to laugh!

Flux
03-18-2009, 07:04 PM
Blink are a bunch of retards! I hate them! They suck ass! :mad:

*listening to Down*

sipptaroowsky
03-19-2009, 07:57 AM
you "two" are the same person aren't you?

Outerspaceman21
03-19-2009, 08:40 AM
Blink are a bunch of retards! I hate them! They suck ass! :mad:

*listening to Down*

Down's a good band. I like Pantera better, but Down's alright.

Bipolar Bear
03-19-2009, 01:25 PM
you "two" are the same person aren't you?

Damn it we/I got busted. ;)

Flux
03-19-2009, 03:32 PM
Down's a good band. I like Pantera better, but Down's alright.

I was being sarcastic. :p Blink is okay and I like their song Down, I guess that’s all I like about them.

Flux
03-19-2009, 03:34 PM
you "two" are the same person aren't you?


Damn it we/I got busted. ;)

Are we? Our names do start with the same letter.

I don’t think so. Not if we’re online at the same time. ;)

:mad: Get online fucker!

sipptaroowsky
03-19-2009, 04:53 PM
rotmfflmmflao

Flux
03-19-2009, 04:54 PM
Bear will be on soon.....;)

Bipolar Bear
03-19-2009, 07:12 PM
Bear will be on soon.....;)

Indeed.
Sorry if I'm late I was watching 24 :rolleyes:

That show is GREAT

Outerspaceman21
03-19-2009, 08:12 PM
I was being sarcastic. :p Blink is okay and I like their song Down, I guess that’s all I like about them.

Oh, you were talking about a Faggot-182 song... Ah, I mean Blink-182.

I was talking about a heavy metal band with singer Philip Anslemo of Pantera fame.

Budzy
03-20-2009, 02:05 AM
but all is not lost because Im going to have it all waxed tomorrow:D

Well if your getting it waxed, then maybe all your facial hair IS lost!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!









GET IT!? She said 'oh no my facial hair is getting out of control, but all is not lost because i'm going to have it all waxed tomorrow', so technically all is lost, well all of her facial hair anyways! BAHAHAHAHA!

Feel free to sig that awesome call.
Glad I could be of service.

:cool::cool::cool:





Peace.

Flux
03-20-2009, 09:26 AM
Oh, you were talking about a Faggot-182 song... Ah, I mean Blink-182.

I was talking about a heavy metal band with singer Philip Anslemo of Pantera fame.

I know who you were talking about but I’m more interested in what I was talking about.

Well, I was, until I spotted a certain someone in this thread....

Flux
03-20-2009, 09:29 AM
Indeed.
Sorry if I'm late I was watching 24 :rolleyes:

That show is GREAT


:eek: I LOVE Kiefer Sutherland!! :o

Er.. what was i gonna say? Oh, yeah! I stopped watching 24 half-way through the third series. Got kinda crappy.

Flux
03-20-2009, 09:35 AM
Well if your getting it waxed, then maybe all your facial hair IS lost!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GET IT!? She said 'oh no my facial hair is getting out of control, but all is not lost because i'm going to have it all waxed tomorrow', so technically all is lost, well all of her facial hair anyways! BAHAHAHAHA!

Feel free to sig that awesome call.
Glad I could be of service.

:cool::cool::cool:


Peace.

What the hell?! *Blink*

ieroween
03-20-2009, 02:34 PM
I went to see Blink182 and they were awesome

Flux
03-20-2009, 03:12 PM
Oh yeah? Which member do you like?

ieroween
03-20-2009, 03:13 PM
Oh yeah? Which member do you like?
why do you ask?

Flux
03-20-2009, 03:21 PM
Curiosity.

Bipolar Bear
03-20-2009, 03:42 PM
:eek: I LOVE Kiefer Sutherland!! :o

Er.. what was i gonna say? Oh, yeah! I stopped watching 24 half-way through the third series. Got kinda crappy.

Really?
The current series rocks! I haven't seen the first three so I wouldn't know about them, though. I started at season 4.
I find it to be a pretty constant show in terms of quality, unlike SOME shows [prisonbreak anyone? it went from great to worst shit in the world]. Also, they can't lower the number of episodes per season like most big series are doing, since they're stuck with 24.

Flux
03-20-2009, 03:47 PM
Really?
The current series rocks! I haven't seen the first three so I wouldn't know about them, though. I started at season 4.
I find it to be a pretty constant show in terms of quality, unlike SOME shows [prisonbreak anyone? it went from great to worst shit in the world]. Also, they can't lower the number of episodes per season like most big series are doing, since they're stuck with 24.

Never watched Prison Break or Twilight or whatever else is on tv nowdays. I only watch about an hour of tv a day, and thats CSI or whatever kids cartoons are on in the morning.

You should watch the first 3 seasons of 24, those WERE the best!

Bipolar Bear
03-20-2009, 03:49 PM
Never watched Prison Break or Twilight or whatever else is on tv nowdays. I only watch about an hour of tv a day, and thats CSI or whatever kids cartoons are on in the morning.

You should watch the first 3 seasons of 24, those WERE the best!

I'll get around to it soon. There are so many series I have to catch up on at the moment. I don't watch tv a lot either.

ieroween
03-20-2009, 03:51 PM
I mostly just watch home and away and shows that come on Nickolodeon and the disney channel

Flux
03-20-2009, 03:55 PM
I'll get around to it soon. There are so many series I have to catch up on at the moment. I don't watch tv a lot either.

Then what do you do with the rest of your time? ;)



I mostly just watch home and away and shows that come on Nickolodeon and the disney channel

Nick - shit.

Disney - used to be free - shit

Home and Away - Aussie shit.

Bipolar Bear
03-20-2009, 03:57 PM
Then what do you do with the rest of your time? ;)

I play cards.

Flux
03-20-2009, 04:00 PM
I play cards.

What do you play? I can only play solitaire, but thats because I don’t have my own cards. :/

Bipolar Bear
03-20-2009, 04:02 PM
What do you play? I can only play solitaire, but that because I don’t have my own cards. :/

Aww
You could come over so that we can play cards together.

ieroween
03-20-2009, 04:04 PM
I spend most of my time on the internet because I have no friends

thats why I go out with my parents so Im not lonley:(

Bipolar Bear
03-20-2009, 04:09 PM
I spend most of my time on the internet because I have no friends

thats why I go out with my parents so Im not lonley:(

Hey, me and Cock Joke are your franz. Okay, internet friends, but STILL.

Flux
03-20-2009, 04:17 PM
Aww
You could come over so that we can play cards together.

I would absolutely love that. You can teach me some tricks. ;)


I spend most of my time on the internet because I have no friends

thats why I go out with my parents so Im not lonley:(

Come over to mine. You dont live that far away.

Bipolar Bear
03-20-2009, 04:20 PM
I would absolutely love that. You can teach me some tricks. ;)


Okay, I do have quite a few tricks up my sleeve. I was getting tired of playing cards alone anyway, it'll be nice to share them with you ;)

Flux
03-20-2009, 04:35 PM
Okay, I do have quite a few tricks up my sleeve. I was getting tired of playing cards alone anyway, it'll be nice to share them with you ;)

Fuck the cards! We’ll do other things and get up to mischief. ;)

Muhahahaaaaa!

Bipolar Bear
03-20-2009, 04:37 PM
Fuck the cards! We’ll do other things and get up to mischief. ;)

Muhahahaaaaa!

What kind of "things"? ;o

Flux
03-20-2009, 04:54 PM
What kind of "things"? ;o

Ooh! Erm…let see…

Dancing?

Baking cookies?

Sucking helium out of balloons?

Video Games?

Jumping on your bed?

Bipolar Bear
03-20-2009, 05:01 PM
Ooh! Erm…let see…

Dancing?

Baking cookies?

Sucking helium out of balloons?

Video Games?

Jumping on your bed?

Holy shit, sounds like a plan! Yaaaay!
*jumps up and down like an excited 10-year-old girl*

Flux
03-20-2009, 05:10 PM
Holy shit, sounds like a plan! Yaaaay!
*jumps up and down like an excited 10-year-old girl*

Hey! we can paint each others nails then skip through the forest while we hold hands. Yay! :D

Bipolar Bear
03-20-2009, 05:12 PM
Hey! we can paint each others nails then skip through the forest while we hold hands. Yay! :D

Shweet that sounds soooo fabulous!

Oh oh and can we play doctor? I think I have an injury on my..foot.

Flux
03-20-2009, 05:14 PM
Shweet that sounds soooo fabulous!

Oh oh and can we play doctor? I think I have an injury on my..foot.

Okay! Doctor sounds good! I’ll have to wear your mother’s apron tho. We need to play as close to realism as possible. Do you think she’ll let me borrow her cooking knives? ;)

Bipolar Bear
03-20-2009, 05:17 PM
Okay! Doctor sounds good! I’ll have to wear your mother’s apron tho. We need to play as close to realism as possible. Do you think she’ll let me borrow her cooking knives? ;)

Um okay put that knife back down I think I'll be the one playing the doctor :rolleyes:

Flux
03-20-2009, 05:24 PM
Um okay put that knife back down I think I'll be the one playing the doctor :rolleyes:

you don't trust me? ;)

ieroween
03-21-2009, 03:17 PM
can I come and play doctors too because I think I have appendictis:(

Flux
03-21-2009, 03:25 PM
Sure, if you let me cut you open.

I thought I had appendicitis last year, turns out it was a bladder infection.

ieroween
03-21-2009, 03:32 PM
Sure, if you let me cut you open.

I thought I had appendicitis last year, turns out it was a bladder infection.

1. can you do it with an appidural

2. what are the symptoms of bladder infection?

Flux
03-21-2009, 03:41 PM
1. can you do it with an appidural

2. what are the symptoms of bladder infection?



Why would you want an epidural?

My symptoms were the feeling of having to pee all the time, burning sensation when I pee, stabbing pains in my pelvis and I think I had a fever.

ieroween
03-21-2009, 03:44 PM
Why would you want an epidural?

My symptoms were the feeling of having to pee all the time, burning sensation when I pee, stabbing pains in my pelvis and I think I had a fever.

1. because Im sceard of been put to sleep

2. there not the symptoms Im having. My symptoms are appendicitus symptoms

Flux
03-21-2009, 03:46 PM
1. because Im sceard of been put to sleep

2. there not the symptoms Im having. My symptoms are appendicitus symptoms


Well, unless you’re in labour, you don’t need an epidural. :rolleyes:

What are your symptoms?

ieroween
03-21-2009, 03:50 PM
Well, unless you’re in labour, you don’t need an epidural. :rolleyes:

What are your symptoms?

a pain on my lower right and Im find it hard to pass wind

oh and by the way when they take your appendicts out they always put you to sleep:(

Flux
03-21-2009, 03:56 PM
a pain on my lower right and Im find it hard to pass wind

oh and by the way when they take your appendicts out they always put you to sleep:(

Then I guess you need to go to the hospital and get it checked out if the pain is getting worse.

It’s a general aesthetic that the doctors give before surgery.

ieroween
03-21-2009, 04:13 PM
Then I guess you need to go to the hospital and get it checked out if the pain is getting worse.

It’s a general aesthetic that the doctors give before surgery.

now Im sceard

and general aesthetic scare me so much:eek:

Flux
03-21-2009, 04:19 PM
now Im sceard

and general aesthetic scare me so much:eek:

Well I offered to cut you open... Whatever.

ieroween
03-22-2009, 12:54 PM
Well I offered to cut you open... Whatever.

would you keep me awake to do it?

Flux
03-22-2009, 01:01 PM
would you keep me awake to do it?

Hellz yeah! Why would I want to put you to sleep?

Pft! Spoil sport.

ieroween
03-22-2009, 02:59 PM
Hellz yeah! Why would I want to put you to sleep?

Pft! Spoil sport.

I just worry because Im sceard of been put to sleep

Flux
03-22-2009, 03:06 PM
I just worry because Im sceard of been put to sleep

I won’t. You’ll be awake the whole time. Muhahahaha!

You know it’s gonna hurt, right?

Cock Joke
03-22-2009, 03:12 PM
I just worry because Im sceard of been put to sleep

Well, it's even scarier being cut open when you're wide awake!

Flux
03-22-2009, 03:13 PM
Well, it's even scarier being cut open when you're wide awake!

So…? You wanna be asleep when I cut you open? ;)

ieroween
03-23-2009, 10:31 AM
I don't want a needle going in me to put me to sleep and I don't want a mask full of gas over my face either

Grimesy da Offspringfan
03-23-2009, 10:34 AM
ask someone nicely to hit you in the had with a lemon, attached to a huge something that is very hard and heavy

jacknife737
03-23-2009, 10:34 AM
Ban this troll, plz.

ieroween
03-23-2009, 10:35 AM
why are we now back to calling me a troll:mad:

Bipolar Bear
03-23-2009, 11:38 AM
why are we now back to calling me a troll:mad:

Probably for the same type of reason that we call cars, cars.
Actually, I think it's more wishful thinking. When people call you a troll, they express the fact that they HOPE you're a troll because they don't want you to be really like that in real life. And I'm not saying that you're doing anything wrong or are a bad person, not at all. You're pretty cool. It's just hard to believe you when you talk because you speak of pretty sad matters like being hairy in a pretty...interesting way, often demeaning to yourself. It's as if you're making fun of yourself. You're not especially credible, that's all.

Few people with these problems come to a forum with a smile on their face telling everyone how they don't like shaving their "virgina," and making posts with humorous undertones such as "oh no my facial hair is getting out of control." Just the title is really silly, made me laugh.

Jules69
03-23-2009, 11:41 AM
What is a troll??:confused:Like the little dolls with green hair that stands straight up??:confused:

iPunk247
03-23-2009, 02:49 PM
I USED to PLAY WITH THOSE HAHA GOOD TIMES NOTHING BUT GOOD TIMES AND YEA I'M A TROLL WITH GREEN HAIR THAT STANDS UP STRAIGHT HEHE

my facial hair makes its own expressions but i'd make sure to fix it ASAP :o:o

renato piquette
03-23-2009, 08:18 PM
why are we now back to calling me a troll:mad:

cos you´re a FUCKING troll!!i hope al-qaeda visit your house

Flux
03-24-2009, 01:10 PM
:rolleyes: Ren! Now…now. Be nice to your fellow members.

Bipolar Bear
03-24-2009, 01:22 PM
:rolleyes: Ren! Now…now. Be nice to your fellow members.

Yes, be nice to your members or get dismembered. :rolleyes:

Flux
03-24-2009, 01:25 PM
Yes, be nice to your members or get dismembered. :rolleyes:

OMG! totally! He could be my next vic-

*smirks*

I need to change that btw... :p

Bipolar Bear
03-24-2009, 01:30 PM
OMG! totally! He could be my next vic-

*smirks*

I need to change that btw... :p

Lol! Nice new user title.

Flux
03-24-2009, 01:36 PM
Do you think Ren would mind if I played with his insides? :rolleyes: ...that would be soooo fucking orgasmic if he let me.

Bipolar Bear
03-24-2009, 01:38 PM
Do you think Ren would mind if I played with his insides? :rolleyes: ...that would be soooo fucking orgasmic if he let me.

I hold him down, you cut him!

Flux
03-24-2009, 02:24 PM
:eek: Excellent! And after we finish gutting him out on the floor of my lab, I’ll fill my jars with his organs…and the blood….we can totally roll around and have freaky sex in his blood! Hellz yeah!

renato piquette
03-24-2009, 03:19 PM
Do you think Ren would mind if I played with his insides? :rolleyes: ...that would be soooo fucking orgasmic if he let me.

i would be better if you play with my magic johnson :D

Flux
03-24-2009, 03:22 PM
i would be better if you play with my magic johnson :D

I already have one of them. ;) Anything else?

renato piquette
03-24-2009, 03:23 PM
you don´t have mine

Flux
03-24-2009, 03:25 PM
you don´t have mine

No, you're totally right! *gets out butchers knife* Come here, Ren.

renato piquette
03-24-2009, 03:27 PM
no!!i´m nothing without my poor joe (my weiner´s name),you can have it just if you wanna milk it

Flux
03-24-2009, 03:34 PM
no!!i´m nothing without my poor joe (my weiner´s name),you can have it just if you wanna milk it

Hello, Joe. Get in line.

ieroween
03-24-2009, 03:49 PM
ok about the facial hair thing I don't mean that I'am a beared lady I just mean that I get faical hair and I have it waxed every 3 weeks

Bipolar Bear
03-24-2009, 03:51 PM
ok about the facial hair thing I don't mean that I'am a beared lady I just mean that I get faical hair and I have it waxed every 3 weeks

The "out of control" thing was what made it seem quite intense, I guess.

Flux
03-24-2009, 03:53 PM
ok about the facial hair thing I don't mean that I'am a beared lady I just mean that I get faical hair and I have it waxed every 3 weeks

*shudders*

Why do you have so much hair? Did you wax you vag after?

dff_punk
03-24-2009, 03:59 PM
ieroween, if you hate that people are being mean to you because of your facial hair, why do you talk about it so much and create threads about it?
(goddammit I have a feeling someone said something like this before, but what the hell)

Flux
03-24-2009, 04:01 PM
ieroween, if you hate that people are being mean to you because of your facial hair, why do you talk about it so much and create threads about it?
(goddammit I have a feeling someone said something like this before, but what the hell)

Attention whore, maybe?

ieroween
03-25-2009, 02:14 PM
ieroween, if you hate that people are being mean to you because of your facial hair, why do you talk about it so much and create threads about it?
(goddammit I have a feeling someone said something like this before, but what the hell)
I just made this thread for a laugh because it was just before I was due to go for my waxing:)

Flux
03-25-2009, 02:16 PM
You is funni, ieroween! :D

ieroween
03-25-2009, 02:19 PM
"bows" why thank you

Flux
03-25-2009, 02:19 PM
For realz! You make me lolz!

Whats your name?

ieroween
03-25-2009, 02:38 PM
why do you want to know my name?

Flux
03-25-2009, 02:40 PM
Because I hate calling you ieroween.

You dont have to tell. It's okay.

ieroween
03-25-2009, 02:41 PM
thanks

I don't feel comfortable admiting my name

Flux
03-25-2009, 02:44 PM
No prob. :) My name’s J.

ieroween
03-25-2009, 03:56 PM
call me Caz. Thats my nickname

Flux
03-25-2009, 07:23 PM
Hi Caz! Nice to meet ya. :)

renato piquette
03-25-2009, 08:27 PM
You is ONE BIG HAIRY TWAT, ieroween! :D

fixed :) !!

ieroween
03-27-2009, 10:25 AM
is there anyone on here who is fostered or adopted?

Flux
03-27-2009, 11:47 AM
why dont you make a thread and ask?

Nah! i dont mean that.

ieroween
03-27-2009, 11:55 AM
don't worry I won't

Flux
03-27-2009, 11:57 AM
Good, because you don’t want everyone ganging up on you.

ieroween
03-27-2009, 11:58 AM
I certainly don't because I've had to put up with that all my life

Flux
03-27-2009, 12:03 PM
Yeah? That’s harsh. I'm sorry.

ieroween
03-27-2009, 12:04 PM
and no it wasen't just to do with facial hair it's just everywhere I go I'am the main target because Im quiet and shy

Flux
03-27-2009, 12:21 PM
Why so shy, Caz?

ieroween
03-28-2009, 11:00 AM
"shrugs" I dunno