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Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 02:34 PM
LOOKS LYKE I GOT SUM CLEANIN' UP TO DO!!!

http://pro.corbis.com/images/O-002-0113.jpg?size=67&uid=%7B1A11B138-4AA8-4314-9E5D-2CAD746CD531%7D

Flux
03-16-2009, 02:35 PM
You need to switch to a higher absorbency tampon my friend. :)

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 02:35 PM
post pix!!!

zsk
03-16-2009, 02:36 PM
serious?
then consulate a doctor

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 02:38 PM
I'd rather just shove Bounty paper towels up there. THX tho!

Jules69
03-16-2009, 02:38 PM
Yeah the clumpy clots are pretty gross!!!!:D:eek:

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 02:39 PM
Yeah the clumpy clots are pretty gross!!!!:D:eek:

this is win

Jules69
03-16-2009, 02:39 PM
Keep it 4 ur sig dude!!!!:cool:

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 02:41 PM
Keep it 4 ur sig dude!!!!:cool:

Affirmative!!!

Flux
03-16-2009, 02:41 PM
post pix!!!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2259/2441260022_c3d21114b8.jpg?v=0

ieroween
03-16-2009, 02:41 PM
I love the feeling of clots coming out

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 02:43 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2259/2441260022_c3d21114b8.jpg?v=0

Tampon NIIIIIIIIIIINJAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jules69
03-16-2009, 02:43 PM
Or forgetting u have tampon in and having intercourse!!! That almost never happens!!:eek::eek::D

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 02:44 PM
Or forgetting u have tampon in and having intercourse!!! That almost never happens!!:eek::eek::D

it happenz 2 me all da time

Flux
03-16-2009, 02:44 PM
Or forgetting u have tampon in and having intercourse!!! That almost never happens!!:eek::eek::D

Thatís what anal is for. Unless you like blood sex. ;)

Flux
03-16-2009, 02:45 PM
I love the feeling of clots coming out

I feel sick.

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 02:45 PM
Thatís what anal is for. Unless you like blood sex. ;)

Vampire sex!

Jules69
03-16-2009, 02:45 PM
Nah too painful!!!:eek:

Rutegard
03-16-2009, 02:48 PM
I love the feeling of clots coming out

ok u r weird.

Flux
03-16-2009, 02:48 PM
Nah too painful!!!:eek:

Nah, your hubby is just too big. Thatís all. :p

Jules69
03-16-2009, 02:49 PM
So am I sometimes!! The clots seem to just breathe out of you/me!!!:D:eek:

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 02:49 PM
Nah too painful!!!:eek:

A vampire blowjob...now THAT'S painful!

Flux
03-16-2009, 02:53 PM
A vampire blowjob...now THAT'S painful!

:mad: I FORGOT TO TAKE OUT MY FANGS, OKAY?! JEEZ DROP IT ALREADY!

:p

Jules69
03-16-2009, 02:54 PM
Some guys want to be bit on!!!!

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 02:54 PM
:mad: I FORGOT TO TAKE OUT MY FANGS, OKAY?! JEEZ DROP IT ALREADY!

NO! BECAUSE NOW THESE BITE MARKS ARE GONNA BE THERE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://images.inmagine.com/img/inspirestock/ispi012/ispi012032.jpg

randman21
03-16-2009, 02:55 PM
I seriously think I'm gonna be sick. Thanks ieroween.

Flux
03-16-2009, 03:03 PM
no! Because now these bite marks are gonna be there for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quit complaining! At least you got some!! Go back to bear if you don’t love me!

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 03:05 PM
Quit complaining! At least you got some!! Go back to bear if you donít love me!

i say kinky threesome for the win.

Superdope
03-16-2009, 03:06 PM
You could make a linear regression, to show the level of sickness you feel compared to how much of this thread you read. VERY linear.

Flux
03-16-2009, 03:11 PM
i say kinky threesome for the win.

Orgy? Everyone invited? :D

Oh no, we can't. You're on your 'monthly'. :(

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 03:13 PM
Orgy? Everyone invited? :D

Oh no, we can't. You're on your 'monthly'. :(
And you know how cranky I always get!

Jules69
03-16-2009, 03:14 PM
You will also be bloated 50 pounds more and get zits!!!:eek:

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 03:14 PM
Not zits!!! Anything but zits!

Flux
03-16-2009, 03:17 PM
And eat lots and lots of chocolate. And cry during soppy daytime moves. And I wonít even get started on the cramps!

dr.vanessa
03-16-2009, 03:18 PM
eh...err..what's goin'on here?:eek::confused::confused::pshould i call the phychiatrist ..or not yet?hahaha

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 03:19 PM
eh...err..what's goin'on here?:eek::confused::confused::pshould i call the phychiatrist ..or not yet?hahaha

lol call the fun police!

Jules69
03-16-2009, 03:20 PM
Not until all milk choclate is ingested!!!!

Jules69
03-16-2009, 03:21 PM
FF--Fuck tha Police!!!

Jules69
03-16-2009, 03:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYHfRQ6Nn1c No cops needed!!!!!:cool:

Flux
03-16-2009, 03:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYHfRQ6Nn1c No cops needed!!!!!:cool:

Lolz at the comment "He's A Fake " :D

ieroween
03-16-2009, 03:47 PM
back in December I had a light period and it upset me because there was no clots

Alison
03-16-2009, 03:56 PM
So far on what Ieroween doesn't like:
Her family
Her sister
Where she lives
Light periods.

...nice...

ieroween
03-16-2009, 03:57 PM
So far on what Ieroween doesn't like:
Her family
Her sister
Where she lives
Light periods.

...nice...
when have I ever said that I hate where I live?

Alison
03-16-2009, 03:59 PM
when have I ever said that I hate where I live?

im pretty sure you made a thread about wanting to live in america. Maybe i'm wrong. Maybe you love where you live.

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 04:04 PM
once in the toilet i saw my mom's tampon floating in a pool of blood..

renato piquette
03-16-2009, 04:41 PM
FF--Fuck tha Police!!!

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt86/renato_piquette/g.jpg

Jules69
03-16-2009, 05:36 PM
GOOD BOY!!! Now you've got that right!!!!:D

Flux
03-16-2009, 05:50 PM
http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt86/renato_piquette/g.jpg

I love this pic. I want to print in out and sleep with it under my pillow.

renato piquette
03-16-2009, 06:04 PM
me too,geoff is the best skater ever!

Flux
03-16-2009, 06:07 PM
You to? Lolz.

Who is he anywayz? He kinda reminds me of Shaun White in a weird sorta way. :p

renato piquette
03-16-2009, 06:11 PM
he is a pro skateboarder,the best one!

Flux
03-16-2009, 06:14 PM
Nice. I love them skater boys...and girls of course. ;)

I wish I could skate. I think Iím best suited for winter sports since I approve of the climate.

renato piquette
03-16-2009, 06:17 PM
do u practice snowboarding orsomething?

Flux
03-16-2009, 06:26 PM
I tried snowboarding and I loved it. Havenít had the chance since. Iíd love to go to Les Arcs, France or Canada. Now that would be cool!

renato piquette
03-16-2009, 06:33 PM
have u tried skateboarding?

Flux
03-16-2009, 06:48 PM
My ex had a skateboard and heíd never let me try it. He was such a dick! He even yelled at me for touching it. So no. Not a lot of guys skate around here. Zero girls skate. If i didn i'd probably look like a pozer.

0r4ng3
03-16-2009, 06:50 PM
It actually kind of makes sense that a thread about period blood would turn into a thread about skateboarding.

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 06:51 PM
Skateboarding is awesome but I must say that I suck at it. Still, it's a lot of fun.

Flux
03-16-2009, 06:55 PM
Skateboarding is awesome but I must say that I suck at it. Still, it's a lot of fun.

You only suck at being married! :mad:


It actually kind of makes sense that a thread about period blood would turn into a thread about skateboarding.

I'll get right back on topic.

Tampons should be free.

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 06:57 PM
You only suck at being married!


LUL OMG CHEEPSH0T!!1 :rolleyes: buzz goes robert the tiger

Flux
03-16-2009, 07:10 PM
Hurting you makes me feel better. :(

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 07:13 PM
Hurting you makes me feel better. :(

Me too. Can you strangle me please ;o

Flux
03-16-2009, 07:15 PM
No way! Iíll get into trouble with your husband! Heíll strangle me! Dead!

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 07:19 PM
No way! I’ll get into trouble with your husband! He’ll strangle me! Dead!

Dead... interesting, haven't tried that before, but I'm willing to go for new experiences.

Flux
03-16-2009, 07:26 PM
You donít wanna be dead around him, you know what heís like! Besides, Iíll miss you... :(

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 07:30 PM
You donít wanna be dead around him, you know what heís like! Besides, Iíll miss you... :(

In that case, we shall exclude "being dead" from our list of possible fun sex activities.

Flux
03-16-2009, 07:40 PM
Good! Because itís not fun for the one whoís dead.

Besides, Iím not partial to necrophilia anyway. :p

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 07:47 PM
Good! Because itís not fun for the one whoís dead.

Besides, Iím not partial to necrophilia anyway. :p

I guess not.

What about Jesus? He accepted to get killed because he was a necrophiliac and wanted to try dead sex. He then used his divine powers to resurrect himself. I think I could pull that off.

Flux
03-16-2009, 07:56 PM
Jesus was a psychotic asshole. Youíre not. See the difference?

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 08:00 PM
Jesus was a psychotic asshole. Youíre not. See the difference?

Still! There's only one way to find out if I can resurrect myself!
-cuts wrist-

Flux
03-16-2009, 08:04 PM
Still! There's only one way to find out if I can resurrect myself!
-cuts wrist-



*shakes head*

Do it and i'll stop speaking to you.

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 08:09 PM
*shakes head*

Do it and i'll stop speaking to you.

Okay fine, I won't.
Psssh, using blackmail to save your friend's life. You should be ashamed. :rolleyes:

Flux
03-16-2009, 08:16 PM
Okay fine, I won't.
Psssh, using blackmail to save your friend's life. You should be ashamed. :rolleyes:

W00T! My empty threats worked! :p

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 08:37 PM
OH SHIT I'M GONNA NEED A JUMBO TAMPOM AND A SPONGE, PRONTO!!!! IT'S LIKE THE GODDAMNED RED RIVER UP IN THIS HOUSE YO!!!!!!!!! c

Flux
03-16-2009, 08:39 PM
:eek: Argh!!! *hides*

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 08:45 PM
OH SHIT I'M GONNA NEED A JUMBO TAMPOM AND A SPONGE, PRONTO!!!! IT'S LIKE THE GODDAMNED RED RIVER UP IN THIS HOUSE YO!!!!!!!!! c

LOL.

10/10 a

Flux
03-16-2009, 08:51 PM
Jayde feels sick. She thinks she needs to throw up before she goes to bed.

Bipolar Bear
03-16-2009, 08:53 PM
Aww Jayde :(
Take care of yourself, hope it's okay

We badass punx are familiar with puking. We must not let it destroy us!

Llamas
03-16-2009, 09:01 PM
I scrolled through all 4 pages of this thread, stopping only to read the posts of randman, orange, and superdope... even they didn't make this thread worth opening. Thanks a lot, guys.

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 09:17 PM
I scrolled through all 4 pages of this thread, stopping only to read the posts of randman, orange, and superdope... even they didn't make this thread worth opening. Thanks a lot, guys.

Oh yea? Tell us your wildest menstruation story then!

renato piquette
03-16-2009, 09:20 PM
I scrolled through all 4 pages of this thread, stopping only to read the posts of randman, orange, and superdope... even they didn't make this thread worth opening. Thanks a lot, guys.

i love this kind of intelectual dumbasses :D

Cock Joke
03-16-2009, 09:24 PM
OH MY GOD THEY'RE RUINING OUR MESSAGE BOOOOOAAAAARD!!!!!!! b

renato piquette
03-16-2009, 09:31 PM
OH MY GOD THEY'RE RUINING OUR MESSAGE BOOOOOAAAAARD!!!!!!! b

who????????????!!!!!!!!letīs ban īem

ieroween
03-17-2009, 01:01 AM
does anyone else on here bleed between periods?

Budzy
03-17-2009, 04:09 AM
does anyone else on here bleed between periods?

Stay away from big black men?

Budzy
03-17-2009, 04:13 AM
Oh yeah and also while we are all strictly on topic, anyone else notice that thread, can't exactly remember the name, but it's something like 'This song I wrote'?

I lol'd so hard that that poor guy hasn't even gotten one reply for it. But I didn't want to reply in that thread laughing at how he didn't get a reply. Because then I would be replying!

My life is so stressful.

holland25
03-17-2009, 05:43 AM
I scrolled through all 4 pages of this thread, stopping only to read the posts of randman, orange, and superdope... even they didn't make this thread worth opening. Thanks a lot, guys.

Unfortunately me too...

Bipolar Bear
03-17-2009, 08:57 AM
My vagina is like a fucking volcano.

http://geology.com/news/images/tungurahua-volcano.jpg

ad8
03-17-2009, 09:10 AM
0r4ng3 wins.

PS: You guys are fucking weird.

Cock Joke
03-17-2009, 10:09 AM
Bipolar wins.

PS: You guys are fucking weird.

Fixed! Awesome volcano pic is awesome/hilarious.