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Duskygrin
03-24-2009, 01:49 PM
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Bipolar Bear
03-24-2009, 02:36 PM
Remove the scoring part, and basically what you're saying is that you'd be gay.

ad8
03-24-2009, 02:39 PM
If I were a girl, I would be the way I am now, just a bit less penis and a bit more... you know:rolleyes: :D

Bipolar Bear
03-24-2009, 02:51 PM
I knew somebody would mention the gay part.

I don't understand what's gay about being a sexy guy straight from the 80's. They shaped my childhood, for that matter - I'm talking about TV and books, and music clips.

The fact that you're so overly concerned about your appearance is what makes it gay. Guys don't comb their hair every 15 minutes, you see.

Also, since you're so successful with women, one can't help but wonder.

Bipolar Bear
03-24-2009, 02:56 PM
There are sexy guys with sexy hair. They used to be more numerous, but they're still extant.

Never mind. You're just jealous of that sexy guy without a care in the world.

Yes, I wish I was him. :rolleyes:

bighead384
03-24-2009, 03:33 PM
I've been told that if I were a girl, I'd be a slut.

Flux
03-24-2009, 03:42 PM
If I were a girl, I would be the way I am now, just a bit less penis and a bit more... you know:rolleyes: :D

No. I don’t know! Tell us!!! :p

Flux
03-24-2009, 03:45 PM
Guys don't comb their hair every 15 minutes, you see.


Metrosexuals my friend. ;)


I've been told that if I were a girl, I'd be a slut.


:eek: HOTT!

WebDudette
03-24-2009, 03:48 PM
If I were a woman, I'd give guys handjobs in the bathroom in exchange for money.

Flux
03-24-2009, 03:51 PM
If I were a woman, I'd give guys handjobs in the bathroom in exchange for money.

I do that already. Pays for my habbit…

dff_punk
03-24-2009, 04:25 PM
If I woke up as a girl, the first thing I'd do in the morning is go to the nearest grocery store, and buy a fine big cucumber.

Bipolar Bear
03-24-2009, 04:27 PM
If I woke up as a girl, the first thing I'd do in the morning is go to the nearest grocery store, and buy a fine big cucumber.

Same, my days are never complete without a good salad.

Flux
03-24-2009, 04:28 PM
If I woke up as a girl, the first thing I'd do in the morning is go to the nearest grocery store, and buy a fine big cucumber.

Wash it first. Cucumbers are pretty contaminated. ;)

or you could try banana..

IamSam
03-24-2009, 04:31 PM
If I could have chosen, I would have been born a woman.
My mother once told me she would have named me Laura.
I would grow up to be strong and beautiful like her.
One day I’d find an honest man to make my husband.

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My work here is done.

Al Coholic
03-24-2009, 04:48 PM
I'd be so slim, with such a nicely shaped butt, and I'd dance so well people would call me Mr Foxtrot. I'd wear dark pink sunglasses and an ample-collared 80's Hawaiian shirt beneath a gorgeous white jacket - with tight trousers to match. I'd flick my long, smooth light-chestnut hair aside - when I say "long", the max length would be shoulders - while drinking and smiling to the females. And when I'd spot my pick I'd go "hey, who's the divine creature there"

That all sounds very homosexual.

If I was a girl I'd be some kind of dyke. I'd look the part too, because I'd be way too lazy to actually apply makeup and do all the stuff you women do to look good. I'd also probably have the exact same clothes, car, and line of work. Basically, swap the beard for tits.

But I'd have some great tits.

Al Coholic
03-24-2009, 04:53 PM
Great fuckin tits

Jules69
03-24-2009, 05:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mepFmJNqsus Guys, Duskygrin means like this, only it's the 70's and not the 80's!!! Go John!!!!!!:cool::cool::cool:

Flux
03-24-2009, 05:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mepFmJNqsus Guys, Duskygrin means like this, only it's the 70's and not the 80's!!! Go John!!!!!!:cool::cool::cool:

Ahahahaaaaa! I love it, but they seem to be the creepy womanising type.

0r4ng3
03-24-2009, 06:14 PM
My work here is done.
IT IS NOT

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We would have two children, build our home on the Gulf of Mexico.
Our family would spend hot summer days at the beach together.
The sun would kiss our skin as we played in the sand and water.
We would know we loved each other without having to say it.
At night we would sleep with the windows of our house left open.
Letting the cool ocean air soothe the sunburned shoulders of our children.

Al Coholic
03-24-2009, 06:16 PM
In all likelyhood the best tits you've seen all week.

Outerspaceman21
03-24-2009, 08:35 PM
If I were a chick, I would be the coolest chick you'd ever meet.

And probably a lesbian

WebDudette
03-25-2009, 04:26 PM
If I were a chick, I would be the coolest chick you'd ever meet.

And probably a lesbian

Eh, probably not. In fact, I probably wouldn't like you at all.

Jules69
03-25-2009, 04:40 PM
Eh, kinda, yeah.

But in a French way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihTpfj_wh7k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBNtT4YipaM

AWSOME!!! Yours is from 71 and mine is from 1977!! The french are smooth!!

Outerspaceman21
03-25-2009, 04:48 PM
Eh, probably not. In fact, I probably wouldn't like you at all.

Probably why I'm not a chick.

IamSam
03-25-2009, 05:38 PM
IT IS NOT



Touche good sir....tou...che.

Mellow Chaos
03-26-2009, 05:17 AM
If I were a g- I don't know because I am not one, and to entertain this sort of thing would be silly.

Was I gonna say 'guy', or 'girl'? ;)

You'll never know


Okay, maybe you will. It's still silly. Sorry.