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T-6005
03-26-2009, 05:34 PM
Hit and runs are not cool.

Cock Joke
03-26-2009, 05:35 PM
Hats are cool.

T-6005
03-26-2009, 05:35 PM
Threads that make themselves just as I deleted the t in that are not cool because they just aren't.

Also hit and runs are not cool for the same reason.

Disclaimer - I was not hit and runned. Not did I hit and run. It's just not okay.

T-6005
03-26-2009, 05:37 PM
And simply to complete my initial uncool trifecta -

Singles ads with pictures of someone and "I am a man/woman" underneath are very disappointing because I assume I'm meant to guess whether the person in the picture is a man or a woman. I figured it was an exciting new way to start a relationship.

Thomas
03-26-2009, 05:43 PM
Not knowing where your 5:00 Aeronatics lab is supposed to be at is not cool.

I found this out exactly 43 minutes ago.

That_Guy91
03-26-2009, 05:46 PM
Hats are cool.

No, hat are NOT cool.

T-6005
03-26-2009, 05:48 PM
I hope that eventually a mod will change the title for me and all of your jokes will be rendered obsolete.

That_Guy91
03-26-2009, 06:08 PM
Fuck. .

Jebus
03-26-2009, 06:11 PM
I didn't even notice it. My brain read it as "that" (before a mod changed it) so I didn't know what you were talking about.

Something that's not cool is when I accidentally leave entire words out of sentences in my posts even though I look over them several times. Then I find the mistake 30 minutes after it has already been posted. I do this a lot.

Cancer isn't cool either.

EDIT: Fuck, it happened again.

renato piquette
03-26-2009, 06:14 PM
no, hat are not cool.

hats fuckin pwn,i have tons of them

Thomas
03-26-2009, 06:34 PM
I just found out that messing up while making "Easy Mac" is not cool.

0r4ng3
03-26-2009, 06:43 PM
Lava is not cool.

Volcanoes are jerks.

Lizardus
03-26-2009, 07:05 PM
hats fuckin pwn,i have tons of them

Hats are the best thing to put on your head besides the scalp of your enemies.

JohnnyNemesis
03-26-2009, 07:09 PM
your not cool in 2008 :(

coke_a_holic
03-26-2009, 08:25 PM
your not cool in 2008 :(

I wish more people would've posted this.

It was the only thing I thought of. <3

Llamas
03-26-2009, 10:01 PM
I don't get Ricky's post :(

People who bring babies to movie theatres are not cool. Wtf. Your baby is not smart enough to understand the humor of Paul Ruud. Leave that sucker outside.


And simply to complete my initial uncool trifecta -

Singles ads with pictures of someone and "I am a man/woman" underneath are very disappointing because I assume I'm meant to guess whether the person in the picture is a man or a woman. I figured it was an exciting new way to start a relationship.

I've never seen one of these and am curious.

renato piquette
03-26-2009, 10:11 PM
i fucking hate when during a gig,the leadsinger of the band tells the name of the next song

Homer
03-26-2009, 10:28 PM
i fucking hate when during a gig,the leadsinger of the band tells the name of the next song

Dude, that's not cool.

:(

coke_a_holic
03-26-2009, 10:43 PM
Leave that sucker outside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRn15vwcXyU

IamSam
03-26-2009, 10:52 PM
your not cool in 2008 :(

"You're" seems to not be as cool either.

I kiiiiiiid I kiiiiiiid. ; )

ninthz
03-26-2009, 10:58 PM
Eight pages of a ten page paper unwritten and being too fucked up to do anything until morning.

Llamas
03-26-2009, 10:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRn15vwcXyU

Thank you for getting the reference. <3 But I truly stand by my statements.

PS that was definitely the best part of the entire movie.

_Lost_
03-27-2009, 06:41 AM
Bills are not cool. They take all my fun money. :(

Flux
03-27-2009, 06:42 AM
hats fuckin pwn,i have tons of them

I 2nd!! I've a hat obsession. :D


Good people suffering isn’t cool. I wish I could take away their pain.

KHWHD
03-27-2009, 07:05 AM
Having a company hire you, just to lay you off 4 months later ............... apparently temporarily. :(

So not cool.... not to mention fucking frustrating. :mad:

Offspring-Junkie
03-27-2009, 09:15 AM
That's too bad. I feel sorry for you. I know that too.

T-6005
03-27-2009, 09:18 AM
Hey, this isn't the cheese and whine thread. This is a cool, detached examination of things that are objectively uncool.

Mario being the famous brother is not cool.

Offspring-Junkie
03-27-2009, 09:28 AM
Ok, here we go: Mangas and Animes are uncool. All of them. No exceptions.

JohnnyNemesis
03-27-2009, 09:49 AM
Your baby is not smart enough to understand the humor of Paul Ruud.

Actually, I think most babies are just smart enough to get his "humor".


"You're" seems to not be as cool either.

*whoooooooooooooooosh*

But still, <34u ;)

IamSam
03-27-2009, 09:54 AM
*whoooooooooooooooosh*

But still, <34u ;)
Well damn lol...me being an ass again backfired.

wheelchairman
03-27-2009, 09:55 AM
Murder/suicide pacts are not cool.

Superdope
03-27-2009, 09:57 AM
Your not cool in 2009.

PS. missing JN's post is totally okay seeing as im drunk right now.

either way plenty of <3 to JN

Rutegard
03-27-2009, 10:03 AM
bad porno is not cool

Superdope
03-27-2009, 10:05 AM
there is no such thing as bad porno, only a bad mood

Offspring-Junkie
03-27-2009, 10:20 AM
Rofl lol. Well, I see the point.

KyleW
03-27-2009, 10:30 AM
Having work in half an hour is not cool.

Llamas
03-27-2009, 10:36 AM
Professor canceling class Monday and Wednesday, and then scheduling a quiz for today on chapters that we were supposed to teach ourselves over the course of the week? Not cool.

Al Coholic
03-27-2009, 11:11 AM
bad porno is not cool

I saw a porn once where the chick looked like she hadn't shaved in three or four days(just a little stubbly), and not that great looking. And the guy was having a lot of trouble getting into position. Kept sliding out too. After a while she go frustrated and got on top, but then shortly ran out of breath. They then attempted a blowjob scene, during which that conversation we've all had took place: "ooh oh, watch those teeth" to which she replied "thorry"

The sheer reality of it got me off.

KyleW
03-27-2009, 04:31 PM
My rock band disc breaking. Not cool

Being gulible enough to be roped into putting toothpaste on it to clean it. Even less cool.

jacknife737
03-27-2009, 04:39 PM
^ That is adorable.

KyleW
03-27-2009, 04:41 PM
^ That is adorable.

The good kind?

Thomas
03-27-2009, 05:05 PM
This basketball game is not cool.

T-6005
03-27-2009, 05:38 PM
Murder/suicide pacts are not cool.
Glad someone gets it.

tazmaniaqu
03-28-2009, 01:39 AM
i'm tired now, thats not cool.

WebDudette
03-28-2009, 02:37 AM
Hookah headache. Not cool.

Thomas
03-28-2009, 06:35 AM
Goddamn alarm clocks in the room next door that go off half an hour before mine and don't stop...ever... are not cool. REALLY not cool.

wheelchairman
03-28-2009, 06:37 AM
Cancer isn't cool.

KHWHD
03-28-2009, 06:45 AM
Hey, this isn't the cheese and whine thread. This is a cool, detached examination of things that are objectively uncool.

Complaining that things aren't cool is essentially whining.

wheelchairman
03-28-2009, 07:03 AM
Wow Shank, you're so smart. How do you think of these things?

KHWHD
03-28-2009, 07:31 AM
Wow Shank, you're so smart. How do you think of these things?

Thanks, I aim to please.

T-6005
03-28-2009, 08:31 AM
Complaining that things aren't cool is essentially whining.
Well, no. It isn't.

If that's what I were doing, then yes, it would be, but I'm not complaining about these things. I'm just mentioning that they are uncool.

Kids killing kids isn't cool.

Drafan
03-28-2009, 12:15 PM
I saw Slamball today for the first time, seems cool to me

_Lost_
03-28-2009, 12:20 PM
working isn't cool

SweetTatyana
03-28-2009, 02:13 PM
abusing animals isn't cool

WebDudette
03-28-2009, 03:16 PM
Complaining that things aren't cool is essentially whining.

Are you saying... this thread isn't cool?

jacknife737
03-28-2009, 03:25 PM
Spending a bright sunny day at the library working on essays is not cool.

Homer
03-28-2009, 03:29 PM
Genocide isn't cool.

Also,


I saw Slamball today for the first time, seems cool to me

Amazing.

Rutegard
03-28-2009, 03:58 PM
abusing animals isn't cool

<33 ...........

Outerspaceman21
03-28-2009, 04:43 PM
abusing animals isn't cool

Agreed. Not cool.

Outerspaceman21
03-28-2009, 04:43 PM
A phone call from your idiot friend at 3:00 am isn't cool.

renato piquette
03-28-2009, 04:46 PM
A phone call from your idiot friend at 3:00 am isn't cool.

lol,i hate when that happens,but also makes me laugh when i think "my friend`s a dumbass"

RickyCrack
03-28-2009, 05:36 PM
county jail is not cool. this I admit is me whining. but its still objectively not cool.

renato piquette
03-28-2009, 08:25 PM
offspring.com snob members that dislike the offspring,LOSERS

RickyCrack
03-28-2009, 09:58 PM
sorry i like good music like original prankster

KHWHD
03-28-2009, 10:00 PM
Are you saying... this thread isn't cool?

Notta .

OlderThanYou
03-28-2009, 11:30 PM
Getting stuck in my driveway... not cool.

Having to call a tow truck to get my car free... not cool.

Having my car get HIT because I was forced to park in the street... not cool.

And the bastard didn't even leave a note... REALLY NOT COOL.

(It's been a great day, can't you tell???)

_Lost_
03-29-2009, 12:41 AM
working a 9 hour shift and making less than $70 is not cool

RickyCrack
03-29-2009, 01:49 AM
condoms are not cool

ad8
03-29-2009, 01:51 AM
Not cool in 2009(actually it was never cool:D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

Outerspaceman21
03-29-2009, 02:06 AM
Insomnia is cool.

Insomnia the night before a test isn't cool.

JohnnyNemesis
03-29-2009, 03:02 AM
I am fucking SHOCKED that there are not "Cool to Hate" references here.

Free?
03-29-2009, 03:06 AM
I am fucking SHOCKED that there are not "Cool to Hate" references here.

You said it, but everybody thought it.

_Lost_
03-29-2009, 03:20 AM
condoms are not cool

but oh so important.

and damn you ricky! how am i supposed to get that out of my head now?!?!

RickyCrack
03-29-2009, 03:24 AM
You said it, but everybody thought it.

not i, not even once.

p.s. <3 lost, still condoms are NOT COOL

_Lost_
03-29-2009, 03:25 AM
give me the money for an IUD and then we'll talk. till then, i disagree.

OlderThanYou
03-29-2009, 03:43 AM
give me the money for an IUD and then we'll talk. till then, i disagree.

An IUD won't save you from Bohemian Monkey Disease... or whatever the STD du jour is.

Condoms may not be cool... but they'll keep your dick from falling off. Though I am not a dude, I would think that'd be a HUGE bonus.

wheelchairman
03-29-2009, 03:57 AM
Get away preacherman!

ad8
03-29-2009, 04:00 AM
Condom, the pill or the pull(out)?

OlderThanYou
03-29-2009, 04:13 AM
Get away preacherman!

And I say unto thee, thou shalt wrap thy pecker in a lambskin shroud... or latex, ya know, whichever.

JohnnyNemesis
03-29-2009, 08:24 AM
Some condoms piss me off because they're so thick that you can't feel a goddamn thing and may as well not be having sex with a woman in her vagina at all. Not that I'd know, I'm a virgin.

So that aint cool.

_Lost_
03-29-2009, 08:31 AM
ricky r a slutz!

ad8
03-29-2009, 08:33 AM
Ricky's penis being bigger than mine is not cool.
For me:rolleyes:

mip_04
03-29-2009, 08:49 AM
Things that I'm not cool:confused:

Drawing cause my hand can't do it and my brain feels the same:eek:
:o Studying, cause I'm still really lazy:(

Llamas
03-29-2009, 12:06 PM
working a 9 hour shift and making less than $70 is not cool
That is uncool. Working in general seems pretty uncool.


Some condoms piss me off because they're so thick that you can't feel a goddamn thing and may as well not be having sex with a woman in her vagina at all. Not that I'd know, I'm a virgin.

So that aint cool.
I lol'd.

randman21
03-30-2009, 05:36 AM
Spitting? Uncool.

RickyCrack
03-30-2009, 05:37 AM
spitting is still cooler than condoms. SERIOUSLY THEY ARE NOT COOL.

in during rebel without a cause, or after, or before

WHATEVER, DOES IT LOOKS LIKE A GIVE A FUCK. WEARING A CONDOM DURING SEX IS LIKE HEARING A LECTURE YOU'RE MOM GIVES YOU ABOUT SAFE SEX WHILE YOU RAIL A HOT CHICK. it's like the opposite of viagra.

Al Coholic
03-30-2009, 05:42 AM
Spitting? Uncool.

Better than spotting. Even less cool.

RickyCrack
03-30-2009, 05:48 AM
on the contrary spotting makes the vag very slippery, shits so cash. minding you dont mind blood on your pee pee

ninthz
03-30-2009, 06:15 AM
Why are we talking about condoms? Only sailors wear condoms (because, you know, Thai boys).

Rutegard
03-30-2009, 09:30 AM
bad moves and bad timing.

Cbonham5
03-30-2009, 11:57 AM
Toby from The Office is not cool:mad:

ftalon
03-30-2009, 02:12 PM
No, hat are NOT cool. wtf u all are not cool, now get a life lol:D:D:D

renato piquette
03-30-2009, 02:15 PM
Toby from The Office is not cool:mad:

what?!toby kicks ass,dwight is not cool,he´s a geek

T-6005
03-30-2009, 04:08 PM
Thanks for being objective, dudes.

wheelchairman
03-30-2009, 04:38 PM
Thanks for being objective, dudes.

Subjectivity is often not cool.

Outerspaceman21
03-30-2009, 06:37 PM
Sharks at a distance are cool

Sharks up close eating your leg aren't cool

Lizardus
03-30-2009, 08:01 PM
Some condoms piss me off because they're so thick that you can't feel a goddamn thing and may as well not be having sex with a woman in her vagina at all. Not that I'd know, I'm a virgin.

So that aint cool.

So, you condone the use of condoms?

ad8
03-31-2009, 04:35 AM
So, you condone the use of condoms?

Yeah, he wasn't condemning the condom itself but those condoms that are not constructive when it comes to condoning condoms contrary to condoms coming close to a cool coitus with constant condoning of condoms for their construction.

OlderThanYou
03-31-2009, 04:39 AM
Yeah, he wasn't condemning the condom itself but those condoms that are not constructive when it comes to condoning condoms contrary to condoms coming close to a cool coitus with constant condoning of condoms for their construction.

And THAT, students, is what we call alliteration. :cool:

tazmaniaqu
03-31-2009, 04:46 AM
being alone are not cool, coz only with someone or more we can share....:D

KyleW
03-31-2009, 04:54 AM
Learning to wheelie a unicycle is not cool.

Cbonham5
03-31-2009, 11:42 AM
Things that are not cool
1. Detroit:mad:
2. Papercuts
3. the fact that the lead singer of coldplay is the luckiest motherfucker in the world
4. Coldplay
5. the movie gerry
6. Detroit:mad:
7. Tom Brady
8. the fact that my brackets are busted
9. acne
10. Detroit:mad:

Free?
03-31-2009, 11:47 AM
Wasn't Robocop from Detroit? How's that not cool?

Cbonham5
03-31-2009, 11:56 AM
Robocop's from Detroit? okay, take 2 Detroits off that list and replace them with Bald Britney Spears and Non-Bald Britney Spears, can't take them off completely, they have the Lions after all...

Outerspaceman21
03-31-2009, 12:15 PM
Bad horror movie remakes aren't cool

Thomas
03-31-2009, 12:18 PM
However, bad horror movies ARE cool.

Free?
03-31-2009, 01:58 PM
Aren't bad horror movie remakes bad horror movies as well?

ad8
03-31-2009, 02:01 PM
Aren't bad horror movie remakes bad horror movies as well?

Yeah but they are wannabes who try to be as cool as the tru-punx original movies.
Wannabes => not cool
Not being tru-punx => not being cool

delboy
03-31-2009, 02:11 PM
5. the movie gerryThat movie rules.

Free?
03-31-2009, 02:16 PM
Yes, I got all the before mentioned points, and I was just more like playing with words than trying to contribute. I do such things sometimes, but I think it's the first time when I'm explaining one :P.

LUXEPUNK
03-31-2009, 02:17 PM
The president of my country is not cool, because he is stealing the money that usa give us to fight the narco-trafficking.

renato piquette
03-31-2009, 02:19 PM
The president of my country is not cool, because he is stealing the money that usa give us to fight the narco-trafficking.

you mean álvaro uribe?

LUXEPUNK
03-31-2009, 02:22 PM
Yes, he is the thief

renato piquette
03-31-2009, 05:06 PM
for what i´ve heard,uribe is a great president,plus,he helped alex james on his cocaine documental,i love alex james

Outerspaceman21
03-31-2009, 09:04 PM
However, bad horror movies ARE cool.

Yes, very cool. Trying to recreate it, uncool.

tazmaniaqu
04-01-2009, 01:28 AM
Yes, very cool. Trying to recreate it, uncool.

create it will be cooooolll, beside we can see people scream watch my movie....:D
that makes pleasure.....haha...;)

Rutegard
04-01-2009, 08:05 AM
dead batteries. cause they r dead

_Lost_
04-01-2009, 08:24 AM
tacky rainboots are not cool.

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2009, 11:43 AM
What? Tacky rainboots are totally awesome!

Alison
04-01-2009, 11:58 AM
Being allergic to horse hair when you own a horse is not cool.

0r4ng3
04-01-2009, 12:01 PM
Lava is still not cool.

Cbonham5
04-01-2009, 12:01 PM
That movie rules.

a half our of two guys walking in the desert, one strangling the other one and then stumbling onto a road to be picked up does not a good movie make

_Lost_
04-01-2009, 12:39 PM
What? Tacky rainboots are totally awesome!

no .

EDIT: hmm... i wonder how many threads in the BBS archives have at least one tag that refers to ricky's penis.

ad8
04-01-2009, 01:09 PM
Threads without Ricky's penis tags are not cool.:rolleyes:

Flux
04-01-2009, 02:15 PM
What? Tacky rainboots are totally awesome!

YES!! I love my pink wellington boots!

Outerspaceman21
04-01-2009, 05:10 PM
Having to work on my english final while I'm working on my other english paper isn't cool

Lizardus
04-01-2009, 07:55 PM
Lava is still not cool.

What about magma?

OlderThanYou
04-01-2009, 08:07 PM
What about magma?

What about smegma?

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2009, 08:36 PM
EDIT: hmm... i wonder how many threads in the BBS archives have at least one tag that refers to ricky's penis.

All of 'em.


What about smegma?

Now THAT, I think we can all agree, is NOT cool.

OlderThanYou
04-01-2009, 08:37 PM
Now THAT, I think we can all agree, is NOT cool.


Indeed. :eek:

Rutegard
04-02-2009, 11:28 AM
the rain. it sucks.

and rain and wind at the same time sucks even more.

Thomas
04-02-2009, 11:37 AM
the rain. it sucks.

and rain and wind at the same time sucks even more.

CLEARLY, you don't live in the Sonoran Desert.

Rutegard
04-02-2009, 11:40 AM
CLEARLY, you don't live in the Sonoran Desert.

nope. sand isn't cool too.

Outerspaceman21
04-02-2009, 11:42 AM
Rain is cool.

Going out into the rain isn't cool.

Just my opinion

Rutegard
04-02-2009, 11:43 AM
Rain is cool.

Going out into the rain isn't cool.

Just my opinion

but if its windy weather you dont really have an option...

Thomas
04-02-2009, 11:43 AM
nope. sand isn't cool too.

Actually, we've got a whole lot more cactus than sand, at least in the dune form.

Cactus is cool, as long as you don't run into it.

Rutegard
04-02-2009, 11:46 AM
Actually, we've got a whole lot more cactus than sand, at least in the dune form.

Cactus is cool, as long as you don't run into it.

oh yeah i like those!! really!
you should post a photo, seems to be a nice spot!

Thomas
04-02-2009, 11:51 AM
http://www.ottosenphotography.com/sonoran_desert_matt.jpg

http://wildwood.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/sonoran_desert3001.jpg

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/sonoran-desert.jpg

http://www.andrewjonesnet.co.uk/graphics/na_cal_joshua_tree_s.jpg


Yeah, that Sonoran Desert is cool.

the_offsprings_monkey
04-02-2009, 12:01 PM
The fact I'm working Friday and Saturday night when I should be out partying isn't cool.

Cbonham5
04-02-2009, 12:03 PM
The fact that people didn't vote a single offspring song on the vh1's 100 greatest hard rock songs isn't cool. Come Out And Play (at least) should've been a lock

Thomas
04-02-2009, 12:08 PM
The fact that people didn't vote a single offspring song on the vh1's 100 greatest hard rock songs isn't cool. Come Out And Play (at least) should've been a lock

That wouldn't have been very tru punx anyway.

Superdope
04-02-2009, 12:33 PM
I love desert landscapes more than any other type of landscape. They are just so beautiful.

And totally cool.

having your socks on the outside of your pants is not cool. It has literally become a trend here in Denmark among boys. Plus they wear ultra tight pants and are usually skinny as hell.

Rutegard
04-02-2009, 12:36 PM
Yeah, that Sonoran Desert is cool.

oh thanks a lot Thomas. it's really beautiful!!



rotten socks are not cool.

Outerspaceman21
04-02-2009, 12:43 PM
Deserts are cool


Lost in the desert for 3 days without any water is not cool

_Lost_
04-02-2009, 01:13 PM
being hungover on a thursday is not cool.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2009, 01:18 PM
being hungover on a thursday is alcoholism.

lol fix'd

(omg calm down jk >:O)

(;))

IamSam
04-02-2009, 01:42 PM
It's not cool to not hate.

wheelchairman
04-02-2009, 01:43 PM
I love desert landscapes more than any other type of landscape. They are just so beautiful.

And totally cool.

having your socks on the outside of your pants is not cool. It has literally become a trend here in Denmark among boys. Plus they wear ultra tight pants and are usually skinny as hell.

Agreed. bøsser.

But the alternative club scene a la RUST style is worse. It's not cool to dress like a nerd from the 1970's, even if you like bow-ties.

Alison
04-02-2009, 03:07 PM
Weeing in your pants when you're so close to reaching a toilet.

T-6005
04-02-2009, 03:39 PM
Weeing in your pants at all.

Alison
04-02-2009, 03:52 PM
Yeah. Like, weeing in your pants, when you must stay in them for the rest of the day.

T-6005
04-02-2009, 06:32 PM
Or. At all.
:rolleyes:;):cool:

Outerspaceman21
04-02-2009, 07:19 PM
Skydiving with a broken parachute isn't cool

_Lost_
04-02-2009, 09:19 PM
lol fix'd

(omg calm down jk >:O)

(;))

<3 u.

but it was one of my best friend's birthdays for crying out loud! And Wednesday and Sunday are the only nights I have off this week.

Llamas
04-02-2009, 09:46 PM
I've heard it's possible to go out for your friends' birthdays and not get so drunk you get hung over... hmmmmmmmmmmm... :eek:

_Lost_
04-02-2009, 10:16 PM
i juuuuussst had a headache. I even managed to pay attention in Bio today (first time in a couple weeks... between being sick and moving and working too much, i've mostly been dozing in that class)

Budzy
04-02-2009, 10:27 PM
When you bite your lip while eating, and then it bleeds and stings for the next 2 hours.

wheelchairman
04-03-2009, 02:30 AM
You pussies. I once went to work directly after drinking all night. I was a mailman.

Around 10.00 am, I puked in what was probably some nice old lady's lawn.

Free?
04-03-2009, 02:52 AM
You pussies. I once went to work directly after drinking all night. I was a mailman.

Around 10.00 am, I puked in what was probably some nice old lady's lawn.

So trupunx of you.

wheelchairman
04-03-2009, 02:57 AM
yeah but I've since sold out. :( Not cool.

KyleW
04-03-2009, 05:01 AM
College choosing to host the social on a wednesday night resulting in


being hungover on a thursday

is not cool.

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2009, 07:01 AM
I've heard it's possible to go out for your friends' birthdays and not get so drunk you get hung over... hmmmmmmmmmmm... :eek:

Someone done lied to you!


When you bite your lip while eating, and then it bleeds and stings for the next 2 hours.

Slow down!!

Thomas
04-03-2009, 02:39 PM
Not being able to find your textbook when the homework is due in 20 minutes is not cool.

Flux
04-03-2009, 05:04 PM
Member bashing is not cool. Unless I do it.

Homer
04-03-2009, 06:05 PM
Making unoriginal comments like 'being hung over is not cool' is not cool.

randman21
04-03-2009, 10:17 PM
Making unoriginal comments like 'being hung over is not cool' is not cool.
Hey, if it ain't cool, it ain't cool.

When you're driving a truck on the highway late at night with your regular headlights on, and people repeatedly flash you from the other side to get you to turn on your brights, that shit is NOT. Cool.

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2009, 10:32 PM
Member bashing is not cool. Unless I do it.

lol u masturbate

T-6005
04-03-2009, 10:51 PM
Making unoriginal comments like 'being hung over is not cool' is not cool.

Guess what this isn't?

Cool.

tazmaniaqu
04-04-2009, 12:48 AM
almost crash by a motorcycle......thats not really cool u know...:mad:

Homer
04-04-2009, 01:37 AM
Guess what this isn't?

Cool.

Not cool, man.

:(

T-6005
04-04-2009, 08:42 AM
Not cool, man.

:(

It's actually funnier because I was drunk and meant to agree with you. Then I sacrificed it for a strange sentence.

_Lost_
04-04-2009, 10:42 AM
Making unoriginal comments like 'being hung over is not cool' is not cool.

but i specified that it was a thursday. :(

Superdope
04-06-2009, 01:43 AM
Skydiving with a broken parachute isn't cool

Skydiving with a broken collarbone is not cool.

I would presume

KyleW
04-06-2009, 03:06 AM
Getting dumped is not cool

Not having a chance to sort it out is even less cool.

wheelchairman
04-06-2009, 04:11 AM
You're not cool.

(Not your week huh?)

Vera
04-06-2009, 04:17 AM
Christmas icons in April? Not cool.

KyleW
04-06-2009, 05:41 AM
You're not cool.

(Not your week huh?)

Never is :rolleyes:


Christmas icons in April? Not cool.

Lazyness, cool.

0r4ng3
04-06-2009, 08:18 AM
The MacBook's blinking-folder-icon of death. Totally not cool.

_Lost_
04-06-2009, 08:50 AM
blinking-folder-icon of death?

wheelchairman
04-06-2009, 08:52 AM
ARH JUST WIKI IT?!?!?! JEEEZ THIS IS HTE INTERNET

comments like this ^are ridiculously uncool. About as uncool as cyanide.

KyleW
04-06-2009, 08:56 AM
Wikipedia is uncool.

renato piquette
04-06-2009, 10:40 AM
cool people are not cool

Gustavo
04-06-2009, 10:50 AM
It's cool to hate, 'cause then I don't have to try and make a change.

Rutegard
04-06-2009, 10:54 AM
not having marika around is not cool.

renato piquette
04-06-2009, 10:55 AM
yeah,being positive is so un-cool

renato piquette
04-06-2009, 10:55 AM
not having marika around is not cool.

lol,"marika"?does that means the same in portuguese asin spanish :p ??!!

Gustavo
04-06-2009, 10:57 AM
lol,"marika"?does that means the same in portuguese asin spanish :p ??!!

If I am not wrong... If it were "marica", it would.

Rutegard
04-06-2009, 10:57 AM
lol,"marika"?does that means the same in portuguese asin spanish :p ??!!

i have no idea...i hope not:P LOLOL marika means nothing in portuguese, it's just Blitzkrieg Bop's name

edit: ooohhhh marica :p

renato piquette
04-06-2009, 10:59 AM
oh,my bad,so you guys know that word,uh?

Rutegard
04-06-2009, 11:00 AM
oh,my bad,so you guys know that word,uh?

apparently we do

but that word is cool :P

renato piquette
04-06-2009, 11:02 AM
lol,so blitzkrieg bop has a funny name,yeah,that word ruls

Blitzkrieg Bop
04-06-2009, 11:22 AM
not having marika around is not cool.

WOW :)


lol,so blitzkrieg bop has a funny name

I have a funny name ... now I have definitely heard it all ;)

0r4ng3
04-06-2009, 11:35 AM
blinking-folder-icon of death?
Similar to iPod failure, or a PC blue screen of death. I think my hard drive is fucked. Although I'm kind of looking forward to reformatting it. An empty hard drive means a fresh start, which I guess is kind of cool.

Cbonham5
04-06-2009, 11:59 AM
yeah,being positive is so un-cool

love it :D

Rutegard
04-06-2009, 12:38 PM
salty popcorns are not cool. period.

KyleW
04-06-2009, 12:44 PM
salty popcorns are not cool. period.

word. sweet popcorn is cool.

Outerspaceman21
04-06-2009, 12:53 PM
Popcorn stuck in your teeth is not cool

KHWHD
04-06-2009, 12:55 PM
Having 20cm of snow fall in April (in 1 day) is so not cool. :mad: :(

Llamas
04-06-2009, 01:17 PM
word. sweet popcorn is cool.
Kettle corn ftw!


Having 20cm of snow fall in April (in 1 day) is so not cool. :mad: :(
Actually I like that how stupidly cold it still is here and how much snow we keep seeing gives me bragging rights. ;) ;) I'm so much tougher.

JohnnyNemesis
04-06-2009, 01:24 PM
Actually I like that how stupidly cold it still is here and how much snow we keep seeing gives me bragging rights. ;) ;) I'm so much tougher.

omg LOSER!

Llamas
04-06-2009, 01:26 PM
omg LOSER!

Hay FUK U N YR WARM WEATHER FAG. It is 43 right now, though, so it's really nice today. :) But we had snow two days ago.

_Lost_
04-06-2009, 01:45 PM
BAH! Its 63 and sunny! Boo-yah! Though of course there was a 20 minute downpour this morning starting 15 minutes before my first class which is a 15 minute walk from my building.


Similar to iPod failure, or a PC blue screen of death. I think my hard drive is fucked. Although I'm kind of looking forward to reformatting it. An empty hard drive means a fresh start, which I guess is kind of cool.

ahhhhh! I am familiar with this death icon. Last fall, my macbook kept crashing because of the rewrite of AIM for mac. It was really upsetting at the time because my computer was only 4 months old. Obsolete, yes... but still just a baby at that point. Now I haz adium and i <3s it. ... and I <3s teh JN 4 tellin' me i needz it.

Llamas
04-06-2009, 01:47 PM
Pidgin > all other forms of IM.

Also, you're a wuss with your temperature... loser.

wheelchairman
04-06-2009, 02:01 PM
Conversations on the internet about weather are not cool. Even if the weather is.

I'm sure if I was 0r4ng3 I could've phrased that better.

Flux
04-06-2009, 02:50 PM
Being caught doing naughty things ain’t cool.

KyleW
04-06-2009, 03:28 PM
Being caught doing naughty things ain’t cool.

And what was Flux caught doing.....? :rolleyes:

Llamas
04-06-2009, 03:51 PM
Conversations on the internet about weather are not cool. Even if the weather is.

I'm sure if I was 0r4ng3 I could've phrased that better.

Funny, I remember you actively participating in a thread that was made I believe by Shank that was about the weather, and I came in and mentioned how sick I was of hearing about the weather, and that it's an overdiscussed topic... but you took the side of talking about the weather is cool and stood up for it being a good conversation topic. Foo'.

Flux
04-06-2009, 03:58 PM
And what was Flux caught doing.....? :rolleyes:

Let’s just say that parents ALWAYS find out.

wheelchairman
04-06-2009, 05:05 PM
Funny, I remember you actively participating in a thread that was made I believe by Shank that was about the weather, and I came in and mentioned how sick I was of hearing about the weather, and that it's an overdiscussed topic... but you took the side of talking about the weather is cool and stood up for it being a good conversation topic. Foo'.
I was indeed. But this thread is about uncool things like child molestation, murder suicide pacts, and homocides. Do you really think cold weather is appropriate?

He specifically said objectively uncool things! ;)

Llamas
04-06-2009, 07:26 PM
I was indeed. But this thread is about uncool things like child molestation, murder suicide pacts, and homocides. Do you really think cold weather is appropriate?

He specifically said objectively uncool things! ;)

Of course it's not appropriate, that's why I argued against someone saying it's uncool!! ;)

I think that the Tarheels are not cool.

KHWHD
04-06-2009, 07:29 PM
Of course it's not appropriate, that's why I argued against someone saying it's uncool!! ;)

I think that the Tarheels are not cool.

It's still snowing - still uncool. ;)

Outerspaceman21
04-06-2009, 08:06 PM
Over the top reality shows that base most of their appeal on humilation aren't cool.

0r4ng3
04-06-2009, 08:35 PM
Conversations on the internet about weather are not cool. Even if the weather is.

I'm sure if I was 0r4ng3 I could've phrased that better.
Nope, that sounds about close to what I'd say.

You know what isn't cool? When you need a Mac Tiger install disk to fix your MacBook, but all of your friends have Leopard.

Outerspaceman21
04-06-2009, 10:10 PM
Frequent "The Offspring should make a Guitar Hero/Rock Band Game" Threads are not cool. Pretty annoying, to be honest.

renato piquette
04-07-2009, 08:49 AM
Frequent "The Offspring should make a Guitar Hero/Rock Band Game" Threads are not cool. Pretty annoying, to be honest.

this


Over the top reality shows that base most of their appeal on humilation aren't cool.

there is not such a thing as a cool reality

Llamas
04-07-2009, 11:11 AM
reality shows aren't cool.
Fixed. :)

Rutegard
04-07-2009, 11:13 AM
being abused at the train station by two guys is NOT cool

Outerspaceman21
04-07-2009, 11:30 AM
being abused at the train station by two guys is NOT cool

Something that happened to you personally?

Rutegard
04-07-2009, 11:32 AM
Something that happened to you personally?

yep. but i also don't recomend it to anyone else!

Cbonham5
04-07-2009, 11:34 AM
people who constantly vocalize the term "OMG" aren't cool

0r4ng3
04-07-2009, 12:49 PM
shows aren't cool.
Fixed again.

Outerspaceman21
04-07-2009, 01:00 PM
yep. but i also don't recomend it to anyone else!

Hope it doesn't happen again.

Rutegard
04-07-2009, 01:06 PM
Hope it doesn't happen again.

thanks dude!


it is not cool when you can't find chocolat or any sweet sub-products!

Blitzkrieg Bop
04-07-2009, 01:18 PM
Having a craving for something and no idea what it is ... is not cool

_Lost_
04-08-2009, 08:18 AM
You know what isn't cool? When you need a Mac Tiger install disk to fix your MacBook, but all of your friends have Leopard.

couldn't you just use the opportunity to upgrade? I would think if it runs tiger, you'd be able to run leopard without too many difficulties. I know my dad's old computer used panther, but he was able to upgrade to tiger and it runs just fine.

EDIT: Boyfriend not letting me sleep is not cool.

EDITTEDIT:
Having a craving for something and no idea what it is ... is not cool

QFT. Its almost as uncool as having a craving that will just not go away. I always have unrelenting cravings.

0r4ng3
04-08-2009, 08:50 AM
couldn't you just use the opportunity to upgrade? I would think if it runs tiger, you'd be able to run leopard without too many difficulties. I know my dad's old computer used panther, but he was able to upgrade to tiger and it runs just fine.
I tried that, and my MacBook was all "nope, can't let you do that lolololol". Totally not cool.

_Lost_
04-08-2009, 10:18 AM
oh that totally blows!

or4ng3's laptop dilemma = uncool

Outerspaceman21
04-08-2009, 11:45 AM
Going to class on a windy and/or rainy day is not cool.


And being in a truck with a window that wont roll up in the rain isn't cool

renato piquette
04-08-2009, 11:47 AM
Going to class is not cool

fixed :p
..........

KyleW
04-08-2009, 12:15 PM
Download stuck at 98.3% is not cool.

New orange iPod is cool.

Pimp My Ride UK is not cool.

Outerspaceman21
04-08-2009, 12:20 PM
fixed :p
..........

I like my classes. My teachers are pretty cool. Especially my english teacher. She's rad.

Flux
04-09-2009, 04:08 PM
I like my classes. My teachers are pretty cool. Especially my english teacher. She's rad.

You stare at her bewbz, don’t you, Brian?

Cock Joke
04-09-2009, 05:07 PM
Crashing your car into a plaza=not cool.

KyleW
04-09-2009, 06:00 PM
Crashing your car into a plaza=not cool.

Personal experience? :(

Outerspaceman21
04-09-2009, 06:17 PM
You stare at her bewbz, don’t you, Brian?

No, she's married. Married women are off limits. Besides, shes a rad person to talk to.


Oh, and Being a big dude in a class full of small desk is not cool.

Flux
04-09-2009, 07:01 PM
No, she's married. Married women are off limits. Besides, shes a rad person to talk to.


Oh, and Being a big dude in a class full of small desk is not cool.

Who says the married wiminz are off limits?

Or are you playing the sophisticated gentleman card? ;)

Haha! I can just imaging those small desks! :D

Outerspaceman21
04-09-2009, 07:26 PM
Who says the married wiminz are off limits?

Or are you playing the sophisticated gentleman card? ;)

Haha! I can just imaging those small desks! :D

Thats just not being a dick. How would you feel if you significant other was seeing someone else. You'd feel like shit and I live by the golden rule.

Flux
04-09-2009, 07:31 PM
Thats just not being a dick. How would you feel if you significant other was seeing someone else. You'd feel like shit and I live by the golden rule.

Wow! You are a gentleman. :)


Hmm……I think she’d come back to me. Anyway, it’d give me a chance to cheat too. :p

wheelchairman
04-10-2009, 07:02 AM
Wow you guys are depressing.

Paint_It_Black
04-10-2009, 07:05 AM
I need to find me some seriously sensitive dudes.

Flux
04-10-2009, 07:23 AM
Wow you guys are depressing.

I am most certainly not!!


I need to find me some seriously sensitive dudes.

Camp dudes are sensitive. :rolleyes:

wheelchairman
04-10-2009, 07:34 AM
I need to find me some seriously sensitive dudes.

You can join my wicked sensitive crew, the only requirement is that you shake hands with your feelings.

I ain't ashame to admit that I cried when Mickey died in Rocky 2.

Rutegard
04-10-2009, 08:08 AM
menstruation is not cool. because.

JohnnyNemesis
04-10-2009, 08:10 AM
Not being pregnant is kinda cool, though.

Rutegard
04-10-2009, 08:16 AM
being a guy sounds cool tho

ad8
04-10-2009, 09:09 AM
Nazis are not cool. And many Nazis coming to my town from other cities in Germany is even less cool.

Llamas
04-10-2009, 10:33 AM
being a guy sounds cool tho

Sex changes are cool.

SweetTatyana
04-10-2009, 11:17 AM
When people go on one lane roads where passing is not aloud and drive 20km/hr under the speedlimit :mad:

Rutegard
04-10-2009, 02:03 PM
liposuctions are cool too.

midlife crisis are not.

(i also hate when my right hand gets way colder than my left one - THAT is so NOT cool)

_Lost_
04-11-2009, 08:22 AM
(i also hate when my right hand gets way colder than my left one - THAT is so NOT cool)
totally 100% agree

Not being pregnant is kinda cool, though.
this is true too.