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JoY
05-09-2009, 03:25 AM
about those arrows... do they direct towards your penis, or away from your penis?

I thought I'd combine all of your favorite subwa.. subjects in one post.

ad8
05-09-2009, 03:27 AM
I approve of the existence of this thread.

Lizardus
05-09-2009, 05:47 AM
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Free?
05-09-2009, 05:57 AM
You gotta keep 'im separated!

JohnnyNemesis
05-09-2009, 08:48 AM
I lol'd big time. But to combine all the subjects people talk about concerning me, you also have to include my skin color!

JoY
05-09-2009, 10:17 AM
having a large penis tells something about your skin colour, or so I've heard.

Llamas
05-09-2009, 10:49 AM
about those arrows... do they direct towards your penis, or away from your penis?

I figured that JN's penis is so big it has gravity, and the arrows are pointing objects toward it.

Also I love you Bella.

Also you stole bighead's thread idea. What are you, black??

JohnnyNemesis
05-09-2009, 01:11 PM
lol gravity.

JoY
05-09-2009, 01:29 PM
I figured that JN's penis is so big it has gravity, and the arrows are pointing objects toward it.

Also I love you Bella.

Also you stole bighead's thread idea. What are you, black??

question: does Ricky's cock also attract it's own moon?

love you back! (back, not black.)

wouldn't that make me Mexican? but if you look at it like stealing jobs, it'd fit with my Jewish background. *nudge* ;p

ad8
05-09-2009, 01:32 PM
question: does Ricky's cock also attract it's own moon?
I guess Ricky's cock attracts two moons.

ninthz
05-09-2009, 01:32 PM
question: does Ricky's cock also attract it's own moon?
Of course. Duh.

Free?
05-09-2009, 01:35 PM
^ Not sure about moon, but I'm dead sure that his dick's gravity attracts every (black)hole.

JoY
05-09-2009, 01:37 PM
owwwww!!!

man, I love that we're finally discussing Ricky's cock again.

ad8
05-09-2009, 01:40 PM
I just realised why Ricky likes the subway that much.

JohnnyNemesis
05-09-2009, 01:41 PM
I adore Bella almost as much as you all adore my cock.

Homer
05-09-2009, 01:51 PM
But, will this thread achieve 10 pages over night?

JohnnyNemesis
05-09-2009, 01:53 PM
It'll reach a page for every inch of my penis.

Which means it'll be about 2 pages at first, but grow to 3 pages when Bella is around <3

ad8
05-09-2009, 01:56 PM
It'll reach a page for every inch of my penis.

Which means it'll be about 2^3 pages at first, but grow to 3^2 pages when Bella is around <3
fixed :rolleyes:

Llamas
05-09-2009, 02:40 PM
^ Not sure about moon, but I'm dead sure that his dick's gravity attracts every (black)hole.

This was pretty good :P


It'll reach a page for every inch of my penis.

Which means it'll be about 2 pages at first, but grow to 3 pages when Bella is around <3

haha! Oh man.

Lizardus
05-09-2009, 06:39 PM
JN, more popular than the horse thread.

RickyCrack
05-09-2009, 09:21 PM
I guess Ricky's cock attracts two moons.

is this a gay sex joke?

Llamas
05-09-2009, 09:25 PM
is this a gay sex joke?

Thought it was saying he has big balls.

RickyCrack
05-09-2009, 09:26 PM
i like the fact that his penis attracts buttcheeks to it moar. yea, that's a lot better

IamSam
05-09-2009, 09:37 PM
If he could have buttsecks with two butts at the same time I would be greatly impressed.

Llamas
05-09-2009, 10:10 PM
i like the fact that his penis attracts buttcheeks to it moar. yea, that's a lot better

In order for buttsex to work, the buttcheeks must be bigger than the penis, I believe. Therefore, said butt would have more gravity than ricky's penis, and his penis would rather be drawn to the butt. Logic ftw, plus ricky is gay.

RickyCrack
05-09-2009, 11:32 PM
my chances of getting laid have just doubled.

JohnnyNemesis
05-10-2009, 01:03 AM
I mean, I like butts.

JoY
05-10-2009, 04:06 AM
I adore Bella almost as much as you all adore my cock.
oh reeeeaally? ;p

I have two moons astronomically anatomically seeing (or four, depends on the way you look at it), but gravity doesn't seem to bring us much closer together topographically seeing. :( but I'm at a very steady distance though, so maybe gravity works in a way the distance between me & you doesn't get any bigger than it is.


But, will this thread achieve 10 pages over night?

depends on what your settings are?


It'll reach a page for every inch of my penis.

Which means it'll be about 2 pages at first, but grow to 3 pages when Bella is around <3

that took me a couple of minutes to get. *blush*

I love me some sexual harassment over the internet.

ad8
05-10-2009, 04:23 AM
is this a gay sex joke?

Thought it was saying he has big balls.
Llamas is right, but now that I think about it, it could be about butt cheeks and tits as well... feel free to interpret it the way you like it best:D

JohnnyNemesis
05-10-2009, 05:59 AM
I love me some sexual harassment over the internet.

Hey! You started it! :P

JoY
04-05-2014, 05:59 AM
And by the looks of it, you ended it! Close to five years ago.

Paint_It_Black
04-05-2014, 06:04 AM
Holy shit. I was just thinking about you the other day. How's life? Did you end up becoming a doctor?

JoY
04-05-2014, 06:39 AM
Read the other thread!
Sorry I'm spamming the board with acient threads. Initially I had a hard time finding a trace of myself, because apparently "JoY" is too short a word to search on the forums, but a search for threads I'd started was very successful, as you can see!

How are YOU?! Got FB? (foreseeing I won't ever become a regular poster around here again)