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Al Coholic
05-27-2009, 08:40 AM
Anybody ever try these out? I'm a little curious, though I always imagined it'd be like fucking greased up bag. I haven't even seen one since 9th grade sex ed.

Alison
05-27-2009, 11:47 AM
I imagine they'd be quite annoying, and not as safe. it'd be much easier to lose inside i think...

Bipolar Bear
05-27-2009, 11:53 AM
i don't like condoms period, they suck, i'd rather get checked for aids beforehand

and come on, take the pill

Outerspaceman21
05-27-2009, 11:54 AM
i don't like condoms period, they suck, i'd rather get checked for aids beforehand

and come on, take the pill

I think what you mean is responsibility

Bipolar Bear
05-27-2009, 11:56 AM
condoms break too, and they feel like crap

dr.vanessa
05-27-2009, 12:37 PM
i don't like condoms period, they suck, i'd rather get checked for aids beforehand

and come on, take the pill

condom's not used just to avoid the AIDS virus[HIV] infection and pregnancy there r so many diseases it protects us from like: HPV (Human Papilloma Virus) which is the reason (different types of the virus..)not just for papillomatosis but for cervix[and( lately proved) for penis] cancer too ,syphillis,herpes,chlamydia,gonorrhea and so many other infectious diseases that can cause so many problems to ppl [even infertility..or death]...
Even if u can be checked for all sexual caused diseases i'm afraid it's impossible to check all ur sexual partners.....

P.S1:the pill protects only from pregnancy and it is allowed[and maybe should be used] BUT ALWAYS WITH CONDOM!!! Only then u can be safe according to medicine!

(the pill is not completely "innocent", a pill is always a pill )

holland26
05-27-2009, 12:53 PM
What is condom?

Blackball_
05-27-2009, 12:59 PM
Anybody ever try these out? I'm a little curious, though I always imagined it'd be like fucking greased up bag. I haven't even seen one since 9th grade sex ed.

put on a nice pair of rubber gloves. the ones with the non-slip ridges work best.

add a little washing up liquid, but not too much.

masterbate furiously.


:(

IamSam
05-27-2009, 01:08 PM
You know what else feels bad? A 9 pound parasite growing inside of you. Sure, some grow to love these parasites, even name them....

nieh
05-27-2009, 02:46 PM
Sure, some grow to love these parasites, even name them....

Names like "Bipolar Bear" and "bighead".

I kid, I kid.

dr.vanessa: I'm pretty sure he was already aware of the fact that there's more std's out there, he was just using AIDS as an example since it's arguably the worst one.

Bipolar Bear
05-27-2009, 03:49 PM
dr.vanessa: I'm pretty sure he was already aware of the fact that there's more std's out there, he was just using AIDS as an example since it's arguably the worst one.

yes

and sure you can't check your partner before every single time, but I like to trust people..
I guess I could get caught though, but what are the odds?

Lizardus
05-27-2009, 04:08 PM
..

P.S1:the pill protects only from pregnancy and it is allowed[and maybe should be used] BUT ALWAYS WITH CONDOM!!!

And you can carry it inside your condoms.

Bipolar Bear
05-27-2009, 04:09 PM
pills + male & female condoms + shots + vasectomy and then we can have sex darling

nieh
05-27-2009, 04:12 PM
The protection offered by condoms + the pill is nothing compared to the protection you get if you and your significant other practice the ancient Japanese art of bukkake.

Bipolar Bear
05-27-2009, 04:19 PM
The protection offered by condoms + the pill is nothing compared to the protection you get if you and your significant other practice the ancient Japanese art of bukkake.

unless the semen flows into her mouth
then she could give birth orally


http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/d757dbbce01241821004.jpg

renato piquette
05-27-2009, 06:40 PM
condoms break too, and they feel like crap

i donīt get whatīs the problem with condoms?they are the best invention ever! they donīt feel that bad,i even forget iīm wearing one when having intercourse,i only never used one with the only girl iīve ever been inlove cus we tried to have a kid,but never happened :(,i never get out of home without one,though

Bipolar Bear
05-27-2009, 06:45 PM
i donīt get whatīs the problem with condoms?they are the best invention ever! they donīt feel that bad,i even forget iīm wearing one when having intercourse,i only never used one with the only girl iīve ever been inlove cus we tried to have a kid,but never happened :(,i never get out of home without one,though

yeah i was overstating it
theyre not that bad i would just rather not have it

that sucks about having the kid, well since youre no longer with her maybe it wasnt a bad thing

renato piquette
05-27-2009, 06:46 PM
yeah i was overstating it
theyre not that bad i would just rather not have it

that sucks about having the kid, well since youre no longer with her maybe it wasnt a bad thing

i kind of think that she would have never left me if she was pregnant

Bipolar Bear
05-27-2009, 06:50 PM
i kind of think that she would have never left me if she was pregnant

well then would she have stayed with you for the right reasons? or just because she was pregnant
unless she dumped you specifically because she only wanted a child, but that just sucks if she's like that

I guess that any way you look at it, it's better that she hasn't been pregnant

renato piquette
05-27-2009, 06:55 PM
well then would she have stayed with you for the right reasons? or just because she was pregnant
unless she dumped you specifically because she only wanted a child, but that just sucks if she's like that

I guess that any way you look at it, it's better that she hasn't been pregnant

yeah,maybe,but still,i fucking miss her

Homer
05-27-2009, 08:11 PM
"Hm, I think my girlfriend is getting bored with me... she might leave me."

"Hey, I know! I'll get her pregnant! Then she'll HAVE to stay with me!"

nieh
05-27-2009, 08:16 PM
Why would someone your age actively try to get someone pregnant?

T-6005
05-27-2009, 08:45 PM
So she'll stay, duh.

nieh
05-27-2009, 08:46 PM
Oh yeah...

Bipolar Bear
05-27-2009, 09:09 PM
You're all laughing but isn't that what marriage is, in a nutshell?

I am never getting married.

nieh
05-27-2009, 09:15 PM
Marriage is whatever you make it out to be.

sKratch
05-27-2009, 09:40 PM
This thread is way better than I thought it would be.

WebDudette
05-27-2009, 09:41 PM
I may get married. I do not want to have kids though. Ever.

That could all change of course.

Llamas
05-27-2009, 09:45 PM
The protection offered by condoms + the pill is nothing compared to the protection you get if you and your significant other practice abstinence.

oh, hey guys.

Bipolar Bear
05-27-2009, 09:46 PM
Beverly hills, that's where I wanna be
MONEY MONEY
living in beverly hills.

Little_Miss_1565
05-27-2009, 09:57 PM
I always imagined it'd be like fucking greased up bag.

And this differs from your usual sex partners how?

;)

nieh
05-27-2009, 10:06 PM
Oh snap!

T-6005
05-27-2009, 11:59 PM
I may get married. I do not want to have kids though. Ever.

That could all change of course.

Flip it around to seal the deal for sure.

wheelchairman
05-28-2009, 05:56 AM
Are you saying Thi, that he should marry his children? That's disgusting you French-Canadian weirdo.

_Lost_
05-28-2009, 08:50 AM
I've never ever seen female condoms. I can't imagine that they'd feel any better than male condoms and all the numbers I've seen on them kind of suck.

You know what else feels bad? A 9 pound parasite growing inside of you. Sure, some grow to love these parasites, even name them.... Nice house reference.

mip_04
05-28-2009, 08:56 AM
I've never used these kind of condoms, but I'm almost sure it is really uncomfortable and annoying... I think I will never use it...

ninthz
05-28-2009, 10:32 AM
I've had a few Plan B mornings.

batfish
05-28-2009, 10:55 AM
And you can carry it inside your condoms.

One of my aunt's schoolfriends (back in the 70s) thought the pill had to be taken vaginally :(

I think she got rid of her parasite.

dr.vanessa
05-28-2009, 12:03 PM
Names like "Bipolar Bear" and "bighead".

I kid, I kid.

dr.vanessa: I'm pretty sure he was already aware of the fact that there's more std's out there, he was just using AIDS as an example since it's arguably the worst one.

true but since i know there r ppl [and believe me they're many..]who dont know anything about trully safe sex i thought it'd be good to share with u what i know from my studies hoping i might help:)

dr.vanessa
05-28-2009, 12:10 PM
pills + male & female condoms + shots + vasectomy and then we can have sex darling

lol come on...!!!:pstop kidding me ..i just tried to prove to myself i'm gonna be a scientist:p:D but srsly what i said before is what's really safe according to medicine:)

Homer
05-28-2009, 05:19 PM
Nice house reference.

Ah, so that's why it sounded familiar.

IamSam
05-28-2009, 05:32 PM
Nice house reference.

Thanks. :) Do what I can.

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
05-28-2009, 05:41 PM
don't tell women about rapex
it makes them wish they had teeth down there

nieh
05-28-2009, 05:49 PM
don't tell women about rapex
it makes them wish they had teeth down there

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(movie)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

Rooster
05-29-2009, 06:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm9mxgeNdkY&feature=related

Al Coholic
06-01-2009, 07:54 PM
So how bout them female condoms?

Cock Joke
06-01-2009, 08:19 PM
So how bout them female condoms?

So it's like saran wrap or something?