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JohnnyNemesis
05-29-2009, 02:19 PM
Was my first reaction. Maybe I'm just too squeamish.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRFtESFLVfY)

drummerbecca
05-29-2009, 02:20 PM
I'm too scared to watch it now...
I'm very squeamish. And I've just eaten.

Free?
05-29-2009, 02:35 PM
The first second of the video scared the shit out of me so I closed it.
Yes, really.

IamSam
05-29-2009, 03:08 PM
In my best Walter Matthau voice:

"I think ya pished him off!"

The Talking Pie
05-29-2009, 03:19 PM
That was brilliant.

You wouldn't taunt a mad dog and expect not to be bitten, so why on Earth people are shocked when this happens is beyond me.

_Lost_
05-29-2009, 03:58 PM
oh my god......

......

*shudders*

Rutegard
05-29-2009, 04:01 PM
i liked it

and i've seen worse, and the motherfucker was asking for it!

Ryder1234
05-29-2009, 04:04 PM
That wasn't as bad as I was expecting.
He got what he deserved.

nieh
05-29-2009, 04:25 PM
That was brilliant.

You wouldn't taunt a mad dog and expect not to be bitten, so why on Earth people are shocked when this happens is beyond me.

Because most bullfighting is rigged to the point where it's incredibly difficult for the bull to do any real damage.

randman21
05-29-2009, 05:25 PM
Err, it left too much to the imagination to be bad at all.

coke_a_holic
05-29-2009, 05:26 PM
http://a6.vox.com/6a00d09e838fc7be2b00fae8e41e96000b-500pi

Homer
05-29-2009, 06:07 PM
What? This wasn't bad at all.

Alison
05-29-2009, 06:08 PM
I was expecting a lot worse!
The guy deserved it.

Llamas
05-29-2009, 06:15 PM
What was so bad about that? I'm the one with the skin puncture phobia and it didn't bother me, haha. I mean, it'd suck, but meh. :P

Andy
05-29-2009, 06:34 PM
Unfortunate, but that wouldn't have happened to a better Matador. Fair play to the bull for going out in glory!

Outerspaceman21
05-29-2009, 06:36 PM
HAHA, take that, asshole.

nieh
05-29-2009, 07:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv90DtpHTj4

T-6005
05-29-2009, 08:30 PM
I'm mostly amused because I was thinking about how 70s everything looked - quality of the video and everything.

Cock Joke
05-29-2009, 11:34 PM
Show us the hole!!!

WebDudette
05-30-2009, 12:53 AM
Most cringe worthy thing I have seen in a while is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_DSD87uOBo).

ad8
05-30-2009, 01:23 AM
Anyone else who thinks that bullfighting is pretty stupid? Not only because it's pointless(maybe it even isn't; there are lots of things that people do with the genitals of the bull... err... well, I guess I got the point now:D

JohnnyNemesis
05-30-2009, 02:12 AM
What? This wasn't bad at all.

I'm just a wuss.


I mean, it'd suck, but meh. :P

Um, dude is in critical condition with an 8 inch gaping hole in his abdomen.

Critical condition = meh? FUX.

IamSam
05-30-2009, 02:18 AM
*Hole ;)

I just want to say that while that sucks, it doesn't equal up to a penis degloving.

JohnnyNemesis
05-30-2009, 02:30 AM
lol, I read that post like 50 times thinking "wait...there's something wrong...something is not right here".

It felt like one of those "spot the mistake" kid games.

Tripolar Bear
05-30-2009, 04:40 AM
Um, dude is in critical condition with an 8 inch gaping hole in his abdomen.
The point is that we can't see that hole.

RageAndLov
05-30-2009, 04:41 AM
Holy Fuck.
Well, he deserved that for torturing the bull. Perhaps he will now know how the bull feels.

Oxygene
05-30-2009, 04:55 AM
We have a very poetic posh quote in Hungary:

she who decides to become a hooker shouldn't cry because she gets fucked.

Tripolar Bear
05-30-2009, 05:27 AM
Good one. :D

But who's a hooker in this thread? That toreador with new gaping asshole?

Oxygene
05-30-2009, 05:29 AM
yeah.. it basically means if you've chosen a path and a pretty predictable but unfavorable outcome materializes complaining about it is your too bad.

The guy probably thought he'd get fucked if he became a bull fighter, but I'm assuming he had fucking with senoritas with castanettas and shaven pussies in mind, not a bull horn :)

Tripolar Bear
05-30-2009, 05:36 AM
ROFL. Now that's Oxygene I like. <3

Oxygene
05-30-2009, 05:39 AM
ROFL. Now that's Oxygene I like. <3

We have another saying you might like

It really matters which side of dick you are standing on as it is being sucked :)

Tripolar Bear
05-30-2009, 06:07 AM
HAHAHA. My logic just exploded but I love it. :D

Llamas
05-30-2009, 11:35 AM
Um, dude is in critical condition with an 8 inch gaping hole in his abdomen.

Critical condition = meh? FUX.

I'd probably be all whoa omg if like, we'd seen the gaping hole with blood gushing out of it. They didn't show any of the wound, and you could barely tell the guy was in tons of pain. It honestly just looked really cool for a few seconds while the guy was basically flying, haha.

Rutegard
05-30-2009, 12:00 PM
did the guy die or what?

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
05-30-2009, 12:01 PM
who's tripolar bear

Llamas
05-30-2009, 12:06 PM
Seriously? So obviously HAU.

Outerspaceman21
05-30-2009, 12:09 PM
Most cringe worthy thing I have seen in a while is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_DSD87uOBo).

I remember a friend of mine posted that on myspace. That was sick.

RageAndLov
05-30-2009, 02:49 PM
Most cringe worthy thing I have seen in a while is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_DSD87uOBo).

I just clicked it while I ate, and that is not a good combination.

JohnnyNemesis
05-31-2009, 02:06 AM
It honestly just looked really cool for a few seconds while the guy was basically flying, haha.

Flying around while...IMPALED ON A BULL'S HORN!!!

Like, OF COURSE HE'S IN CRITICAL CONDITION! LOOK AT HOW HE'S FLYING AROUND!!!

I don't need blood to see that the dude is super close to death.

IamSam
05-31-2009, 02:33 AM
Flying around while...IMPALED ON A BULL'S HORN!!!

Like, OF COURSE HE'S IN CRITICAL CONDITION! LOOK AT HOW HE'S FLYING AROUND!!!

I don't need blood to see that the dude is super close to death.

He got his shit rocked. He was damn unlucky/lucky. I wonder what goes through your head when a 3000 pound bull is playing pin the horn on person with you?

Napoleon Bonaparte
05-31-2009, 04:23 AM
I'd probably be all whoa omg if like, we'd seen the gaping hole with blood gushing out of it. They didn't show any of the wound, and you could barely tell the guy was in tons of pain. It honestly just looked really cool for a few seconds while the guy was basically flying, haha.
Exactly. Very cool, like he was flying like a piece of paper.

There are definitely 2 categories of people. Some, don't like bloody and disgusting type of stuff and the others, like JN, don't like Japanese kind of style without blood, thrills down your spine.

rockbeer
06-01-2009, 10:05 AM
I hope he's dead. DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!
hate these things: rodeos, this bullfighting... oh gosh, poor animals. suffering for... NOTHING.

Outerspaceman21
06-01-2009, 10:36 AM
I hope he's dead. DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!
hate these things: rodeos, this bullfighting... oh gosh, poor animals. suffering for... NOTHING.

Agreed. Sick mother fuckers

Sweet new avatar, BTW

Bipolar Bear
06-01-2009, 10:39 AM
I hope he's dead. DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!
hate these things: rodeos, this bullfighting... oh gosh, poor animals. suffering for... NOTHING.

Nah, I would never want a human to die because of an animal suffering. As much as I sympathize, there's just a huge difference between a human being and an animal.

Free?
06-01-2009, 11:33 AM
Nah, I would never want a human to die because of an animal suffering. As much as I sympathize, there's just a huge difference between a human being and an animal.

Making an animal suffer for entertainment dehumanizes a human being.

Lizardus
06-01-2009, 11:36 AM
I'm just a wuss.



Um, dude is in critical condition with an 8 inch gaping hole in his abdomen.

Critical condition = meh? FUX.

Llamas is totally hardcore. Gets an 8 inch gaping hole and doesn't afraid of anything.


The point is that we can't see that hole.

Or fuck it.

ad8
06-01-2009, 11:37 AM
Nah, I would never want a human to die because of an animal suffering. As much as I sympathize, there's just a huge difference between a human being and an animal.
This seems to be logical, but if I think about this abstractly, I can't see any difference. Living being equals living being to me.

RageAndLov
06-01-2009, 11:39 AM
This seems to be logical, but if I think about this abstractly, I can't see any difference. Living being equals living being to me.

Then why do we kill mosquitos without even feeling bad about it?

Rooster
06-01-2009, 11:52 AM
Then why do we kill mosquitos without even feeling bad about it?

Hmm, i don't know about others, but i kill mosquitos not because i would want to prevent them for sucking my blood, but because it's so damn annoying when they fly and buzz around my ears while i'm trying to fall asleep. I really can't stand that. And there is no other way to tell a mosquito to leave you alone than smashing him (actually her, only females bite) with whatever is near or in your hand at that moment...

Back on topic, i think that guy totally deserved it. I despise those who torture animals. Kudos to the bull.

Free?
06-01-2009, 11:55 AM
Then why do we kill mosquitos without even feeling bad about it?

He kills mosquitoes as easy as he kills any other living (human) beings. Abstract thinking is the key.
Do not fuck with him.

Bipolar Bear
06-01-2009, 02:00 PM
Animals are not equal to human beings. The huge animal lovers which prefer their dog to a person are fucking creeps.

Also, no matter how much a human tortures an animal, he isn't dehumanized enough for his life to be worth less than that of an animal.

IamSam
06-01-2009, 02:02 PM
I just want to say that to say bullfighting isn't sporting...I'm pretty sure this proves otherwise...bulls have sharp thingies to play with too!


PS: Has anyone seen the Mythbusters "Bull in a China Shop" episode?

Rutegard
06-01-2009, 02:10 PM
Then why do we kill mosquitos without even feeling bad about it?

maybe that happens to u :P just dont generalize it :P


edit: any news bout the guy?! or the bull? LOL (joke joke joke)

Oxygene
06-01-2009, 02:12 PM
Animals are not equal to human beings. The huge animal lovers which prefer their dog to a person are fucking creeps.

Also, no matter how much a human tortures an animal, he isn't dehumanized enough for his life to be worth less than that of an animal.

be that as it may I sure as fuck won't feel sorry for him if he croaks

I think there is a huge difference between torturing and killing animals out of some sort of biological necessity and for fun.

IamSam
06-01-2009, 02:12 PM
He kills mosquitoes as easy as he kills any other living (human) beings. Abstract thinking is the key.
Do not fuck with him.

Sweet mother. Does he have hands the size of refrigerators?

RageAndLov
06-01-2009, 02:43 PM
maybe that happens to u :P just dont generalize it :P


So you feel bad about smacking those irritating bugs?

RickyCrack
06-01-2009, 03:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7pj8aPH5VY

4:50

Rutegard
06-01-2009, 03:16 PM
So you feel bad about smacking those irritating bugs?

lets just say that i dont feel happy or good when i do it (if i do it) :P

Free?
06-01-2009, 03:25 PM
Animals are not equal to human beings. The huge animal lovers which prefer their dog to a person are fucking creeps.

Also, no matter how much a human tortures an animal, he isn't dehumanized enough for his life to be worth less than that of an animal.

Even if a man will rape you to death, and a horse will rape him, even then you'll keep valuing his life more than horse's?

P.S.: Meow!


Sweet mother. Does he have hands the size of refrigerators?

Of course, he's German!

RageAndLov
06-01-2009, 03:27 PM
Well, neither do I. I don't kill them for thr thrill of killing. As someone mentioned before me, it is the only way to make them go away.

ad8
06-01-2009, 03:28 PM
Then why do we kill mosquitos without even feeling bad about it?
Because they cause pain to me:mad:

He kills mosquitoes as easy as he kills any other living (human) beings. Abstract thinking is the key.
Do not fuck with him.
Haha, yeah:D

No, seriously. I was being very theoretical there, so maybe you misinterpreted me. I just wanted to say (from a biological point of view) that it's irrelevant if the living being is a man or an animal. From a socio-cultural point of view it's way different, of course.

randman21
06-01-2009, 04:23 PM
I just want to say that to say bullfighting isn't sporting...I'm pretty sure this proves otherwise...bulls have sharp thingies to play with too!


PS: Has anyone seen the Mythbusters "Bull in a China Shop" episode?
Haha, correcto. It makes me wonder why this doesn't happen on a regular basis. Seems easy enough.

PS. I have. BUSTED! Totally disappointing.

nieh
06-01-2009, 04:48 PM
I just want to say that to say bullfighting isn't sporting...I'm pretty sure this proves otherwise...bulls have sharp thingies to play with too!

Only sometimes. Often times the horns are dulled or the bull is injured ahead of time to prevent it from being fully capable of moving it's head in a way that would let it do any real damage. This is not always the case, and even when it is, they can still hurt you, but it's normally not life threatening.

IamSam
06-01-2009, 05:14 PM
Only sometimes. Often times the horns are dulled or the bull is injured ahead of time to prevent it from being fully capable of moving it's head in a way that would let it do any real damage. This is not always the case, and even when it is, they can still hurt you, but it's normally not life threatening.

Ah true. I forgot about that for a moment, thanks for bringing it back up!

Little_Miss_1565
06-01-2009, 07:40 PM
ODIO LOS VIDEOS DE COGIDOS.

(Papi, I can think of a website you could post this to!)

Lizardus
06-01-2009, 08:56 PM
ODIO LOS VIDEOS DE COGIDOS.

(Papi, I can think of a website you could post this to!)

You don't like porn?

JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2009, 10:02 PM
ODIO LOS VIDEOS DE COGIDOS.

(Papi, I can think of a website you could post this to!)

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS ALREADYYYY! Haha. I'ma do it.

Rutegard
06-02-2009, 04:30 AM
Haha, correcto. It makes me wonder why this doesn't happen on a regular basis. Seems easy enough.

PS. I have. BUSTED! Totally disappointing.

i could explain this to u later if ya want :P

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
06-02-2009, 02:40 PM
I wonder what goes through your head when a 3000 pound bull is playing pin the horn on person with you?
something like
Dammit, how the hell am i gonna pay for this. i gambled all my insurance money away by losing to randman on bet on who would win the NBA finals

RageAndLov
06-02-2009, 03:23 PM
He got his shit rocked. He was damn unlucky/lucky. I wonder what goes through your head when a 3000 pound bull is playing pin the horn on person with you?

"Owowowowowowowowow! This hurts!"

_Lost_
06-02-2009, 04:05 PM
I was thinking more like... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

T-6005
06-02-2009, 04:26 PM
Death in the afternoon, dudes. Heavy stuff.

*toke*

drex878
06-02-2009, 04:28 PM
hahah he got fucked up. where did the bull spear him though? I can't see it.

randman21
06-02-2009, 06:54 PM
something like
Dammit, how the hell am i gonna pay for this. i gambled all my insurance money away by losing to randman on bet on who would win the NBA finals
Hahaha, that came completely out of nowhere.

Rutegard
06-03-2009, 08:29 AM
hahah he got fucked up. where did the bull spear him though? I can't see it.

his chest?

Outerspaceman21
06-03-2009, 10:40 AM
his chest?

Looked more like his stomach area.

Rutegard
06-03-2009, 11:33 AM
Looked more like his stomach area.

stomach and chest then lol :P

Outerspaceman21
06-03-2009, 04:36 PM
stomach and chest then lol :P

Either way, the a-hole got what he deserved.

Rutegard
06-04-2009, 06:33 AM
Either way, the a-hole got what he deserved.

yep

if i knew something like this was going to happen, then id buy myself a ticket and have a blast!

edit: yeah im evil!

RageAndLov
06-04-2009, 06:58 AM
edit: yeah im evil!

But you dislike killing mosquitos? :p