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medi01
06-03-2009, 11:22 AM
its simple ... the winner of this thread is the last person to post on this thread

looks like i'm winning...and try to make posts interesting than just 'i'm winning'

holland25
06-03-2009, 11:36 AM
You and this thread both suck. Is that more interesting that 'I'm just winning'?

ad8
06-03-2009, 11:45 AM
So either Tijs or LM_1565 will win:D

Cock Joke
06-03-2009, 11:47 AM
So LM_1565 will win:D

fixed .

ad8
06-03-2009, 11:58 AM
fixed .
To me it always looked like Tijs was the one who closed most threads. I mean, he is the brain. He has to enjoy closing our threads and taking over our world by doing so:D

medi01
06-03-2009, 12:02 PM
You and this thread both suck. Is that more interesting that 'I'm just winning'?

haha...better to 'suck' than to 'suck cock'

T-6005
06-03-2009, 12:14 PM
haha...better to 'suck' than to 'suck cock'

That is the single dumbest thing I have ever read.

ad8
06-03-2009, 12:51 PM
Oh yeah... I knew it's going to be Tijs or 1565:D

Smash_Returns
06-03-2009, 01:41 PM
i have a flavr

JohnnyNemesis
06-03-2009, 01:50 PM
Real way to win this thread: don't post in it.

...

...hey, wait a minute! Fux!

IamSam
06-03-2009, 01:51 PM
Real way to win this thread: don't post in it.

...

...hey, wait a minute! Fux!

lulz. Jokes be on you!

wheelchairman
06-03-2009, 04:56 PM
You know what. I accept your challenge. I am going to attempt to be the LAST POSTER in this thread. This will be difficult because I don't have regular internet access at the moment, and a shitty memory. But I am confident that I will win.

Then later on I will bring up this victory in conversation years later, and some jerkoff will post in that thread. It will be tough, but I can handle that.

This cycle will repeat itself, but I will win every time.

p.s. everyone who reads this lost the game.

p.p.s Anyone who replied to this thread complaining about how stupid only legitimizes its existence thus defeating the purpose of posting in it to begin with. (with the exception of people like Tricky-Ricky who employ a bit of irony).

Either you're part of this struggle, or you're a piece of the scenery. I will win.

/Christian Bale Voice

Ryder1234
06-03-2009, 04:58 PM
p.s. everyone who reads this lost the game.

mudda eshole.

i lost the game :(

wheelchairman
06-03-2009, 06:10 PM
Typing with a Spanish accent does not count as humor!

Ryder1234
06-03-2009, 08:37 PM
I meant to say it like unco same does.

Cock Joke
06-03-2009, 09:25 PM
I'M NEVER GIVING UP!!!!!! g

Bipolar Bear
06-04-2009, 12:37 AM
The mods will probably win this by closing it due to it being "useless". However, the real reason they'll make a post then close it is to have the immense honour of winning this challenge.

ad8
06-04-2009, 01:38 AM
Everyone who posts below this line is stupid:

__________________________________________


See, that's how I'm going to win... oh wait... fux

medi01
06-04-2009, 01:48 AM
Everyone who posts below this line is stupid:

__________________________________________


See, that's how I'm going to win... oh wait... fux

well thats unfair...so im gonna have to take one and just be stupid, im confident enough with my stupidity to be called stupid

Budzy
06-04-2009, 02:17 AM
I'm WINNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

wheelchairman
06-04-2009, 04:46 AM
You will all fail. But do not worry, I will not judge you for it.

medi01
06-04-2009, 06:40 AM
hmmm....we shall see

Victory is really mine mwahahaha

wheelchairman
06-04-2009, 06:51 AM
Back of n00b, I'm a long time member, and established 1337. I could have you banned. I could have members of the Offspring come on here and call you a fag.

RageAndLov
06-04-2009, 07:34 AM
I will win you danish red sausage

ninthz
06-04-2009, 08:04 AM
Back of n00b, I'm a long time member, and established 1337. I could have you banned. I could have members of the Offspring come on here and call you a fag.
That's funny. I come on here and call members of the Offspring fags.

ps: was stonerfag always so raged? what kind of stoner gets that raged? i'm calling shenanigans.

wheelchairman
06-04-2009, 08:34 AM
Nice. We should be in a buddy cop film. Who's stonerfag?

holland25
06-04-2009, 08:34 AM
That dickhead which started a flame war with me.

ninthz
06-04-2009, 08:39 AM
No Holland. The adults are talking. Stop it.

Stonerfag is some kid who's really into deleting their posts and is convinced I speak with a lisp. He's really easy to troll and quite volatile.

RE: Buddy Cop Film
Yes.

medi01
06-04-2009, 09:12 AM
this is becoming quite an angry thread, but its every man for himself!

wheelchairman
06-04-2009, 09:14 AM
You can tell when your brain is fried
when you make the weirdest formats of your

own posts, its so distracting that you just know
this guy has smoked way too much

who the fuck writes like this, it looks
like some kind of amateurish haiku attempt.

what
the fuck?

Don't worry though, at least you have an
excuse for why you write so weird.

findout5
06-04-2009, 09:22 AM
Wouldn't it be cool if a moderator posted and then immediately shut down the thread?
That's what I'd do...

ninthz
06-04-2009, 09:46 AM
Read their posts, when was the last time they
wrote anything of meaning..the posts and facts are there, check them....
You have some BBS History to brush up on. sgathz is pretty much the board messiah.


...as far as the band, this web site reflects
baddly on them, and word is spreading, this will be interesting.
We are well aware of this. Hivemind, for fucking duh.

ad8
06-04-2009, 10:12 AM
I'll either win or be right about who will win(the mods). Yes!:D

Al Coholic
06-04-2009, 11:00 AM
Ftw...........

Al Coholic
06-04-2009, 11:01 AM
^Get it? Like that's all I had to post. I thought that was a little amusing....

Cock Joke
06-04-2009, 11:56 AM
: )


ad8 will win, or Budzy..or Cock Joke, at least these guys post great content, imuho.

You rock, dude! Keep fighting the good fight!

МЫША
06-04-2009, 12:14 PM
http://i003.radikal.ru/0906/fc/734a12a5d9fb.gif (http://www.radikal.ru)

medi01
06-04-2009, 12:57 PM
my bets are on me winning this thread...because im the best and the most modest, by miles

Cock Joke
06-04-2009, 01:44 PM
dfgsdfgdfsgfsdgsfdgdsfgdsfgdfsg

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
06-04-2009, 02:13 PM
I like how we say "The Mods". As if we were teens and they were our parents. "It's the mods! Quick! Stash the cigs!"
Or as if we were children, and they were the bugbears. "The mods are coming! Turn the lights off! Get under cover!"
Or as if they were the Gestapo and we had to show our best fronts while they goosestepped on. "The Gestapo! Stand still! Hold your breath! Smile!"
Or as if they were the police and you had just breezed past the radar and they stopped you and got the breathaliser out and you started arguing "Now look here, officer, I REALLY didn't..."

The Mods.
or as if we were illegal immigrants and they were the border patrol

Cock Joke
06-04-2009, 02:31 PM
Or as if our accounts were in danger of getting banned.




OH WAIT

Cock Joke
06-04-2009, 04:29 PM
You ruined it all, hey, cocksucker.

We were doing analogies.

You didn't get it.

wheelchairman
06-05-2009, 06:35 AM
I think he probably read you the first time Stonerman.

Budzy
06-05-2009, 06:52 AM
: )


ad8 will win, or Budzy..or Cock Joke, at least these guys post great content, imuho.

This guy knows!

Cock Joke
06-05-2009, 11:04 AM
btw- I got it, I like your sense of humor Cock Joke,
and the avatar you had with the drawn on beard and hair is the best of all time.

Thanx!

That one was classic, but it's all about Susan Boyle now! She has a nice ass...

Cock Joke
06-05-2009, 11:13 AM
You disgust me.

Jesus still loves you! :)

Cock Joke
06-05-2009, 12:28 PM
She's lookin' down at ya right now, and she's not very happy!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20090602/eu-britain-boyle/images/92b3b9c4-ec7f-45e8-bcd2-aeba5b0cf1da.jpg

Cock Joke
06-05-2009, 12:32 PM
I'd like to tit fuck her ass!

http://www.utm.edu/staff/dkeown/tourettesguy.JPG

wheelchairman
06-06-2009, 07:44 AM
Back off Cock Joke. Victory is mine!

dff_punk
06-06-2009, 08:12 AM
lolz, I read it as "topless".

Bipolar Bear
06-06-2009, 10:55 AM
lolz, I read it as "topless".

Me too!
Will we have to get to over 2000 posts for there to be a victor when the thread is closed?

holland25
06-06-2009, 12:56 PM
I officially hate this thread from ...now.

medi01
06-06-2009, 01:42 PM
I officially hate this thread from ...now.

yet you continue to post!

Bipolar Bear
06-06-2009, 01:42 PM
yet you continue to post!

It's because he wants to win it so badly :rolleyes:

dff_punk
06-06-2009, 03:55 PM
Wow, a visionary! You should be the robot gypsy in the booth on parades.

dff_punk
06-06-2009, 04:06 PM
Ok, I will stop posting here while intoxicated if you stop posting here while stoned :p

mynamewastaken
06-06-2009, 07:36 PM
haha...better to 'suck' than to 'suck cock'

:D i don't know how true that is...

Bipolar Bear
06-06-2009, 08:37 PM
you hate everything, so it is meaningless, but then again, ALL of your posts are meaningless. LOL, you posting 10 times a day for years, while saying so little, says so much about you.

I completely agree. I hope he's doing it on purpose.

Bipolar Bear
06-06-2009, 08:44 PM
this post conforms to worldwideweb nonconformist standards of the ANTIPOST standards, and could be deleted at any minute.

ANTIPOST is the future, and will be deleted.

That hurt my brain.

Budzy
06-06-2009, 08:46 PM
I officially hate this thread from ...now.

I think you need to endorse the usage of smileys, Holland25.


I officially hate this thread from ...now :D
See how lovely that sounds now? Smile :).

Bipolar Bear
06-06-2009, 08:48 PM
I officially hate this thread from ...now
http://ursispaltenstein.ch/blog/images/uploads_img/a_brief_history_of_smileys_2.jpg

Budzy
06-06-2009, 08:51 PM
I officially hate this thread from ...now
*picture of smiley*

Naww, aren't you the cutest. I want to bake you some cookies. Then take you down to my basement. And chain you down to an old wooden chair.

EDIT: While I fetch my paddle.

wheelchairman
06-07-2009, 06:14 AM
Well then you should probably stop deleting your posts.

ad8
06-07-2009, 12:30 PM
1922 posts left and one of the mods is going to win:D

Thomas
06-07-2009, 12:53 PM
dar de dar, dont blame me if you dont understand antipost.
dont, just dont ; )

Im going to win, and I am going to win using the antipost antistandards.



this post conforms to worldwideweb nonconformist standards of the ANTIPOST standards, and could be deleted at any minute.

ANTIPOST is the future, and will be deleted.

Wow. You sound like a tool right now.

And wouldn't me quoting you negate the whole purpose of this "Anti-post" shenanigans?

Thomas
06-07-2009, 01:05 PM
Well, I suppose I'm not on his ignore list anymore.

And I also suppose I'm winning this thread.

RageAndLov
06-07-2009, 01:11 PM
This is becoming a postcount thread.

Cock Joke
06-07-2009, 04:43 PM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa

ad8
06-08-2009, 01:45 AM
This post didn't make it
Yeah, bitch:D I'm winning!!!1

wheelchairman
06-08-2009, 06:18 AM
Go ahead, make my day.

medi01
06-08-2009, 09:50 AM
http://www.fmylife.com <-- pure genius

holland25
06-08-2009, 09:52 AM
Texts from last night are better.

Cock Joke
06-08-2009, 07:33 PM
bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Budzy
06-09-2009, 12:11 AM
I'm in the lead!

wheelchairman
06-09-2009, 02:03 AM
Now I'm up ahead!

ad8
06-09-2009, 02:33 AM
Not anymore:cool:

Bipolar Bear
06-09-2009, 10:49 AM
i'm winning

Cock Joke
06-09-2009, 01:18 PM
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeninsula!

WammyOver
06-09-2009, 03:42 PM
i win as greg the reaper told me i will win if i kill 100 cats, pissing thigs awlays pissing every wear so short story shorter i win no 1 comment on this thread again as i win and grag will get you in you sleep

Cock Joke
06-09-2009, 03:42 PM
sadfasdfasdfasdfsdff

WammyOver
06-09-2009, 03:46 PM
sadfasdfasdfasdfsdff

what the fuck!!! greg we went to college together does that mean nuffin to you heck im still winning

Cock Joke
06-09-2009, 03:59 PM
what the fuck!!! greg we went to college together does that mean nuffin to you heck im still winning

Competition b4 friendship, my love!!!

WammyOver
06-09-2009, 04:02 PM
well in that case ITS ON MR T TO THE BATTLE FIELD

Bipolar Bear
06-09-2009, 09:05 PM
at the risk of sounding gay


Epic
EjAA
CULATION!!!!!!!


inside my butthole

Cock Joke
06-09-2009, 09:22 PM
at the risk of sounding gay


Epic
EjAA
CULATION!!!!!!!


inside my butthole



lol it looks like an eye test

Bipolar Bear
06-09-2009, 11:43 PM
You'll need an eye test after I


Cuu
uuu
uummm!!!!!!!


on your face

Budzy
06-10-2009, 01:00 AM
As of right now, I am on a diet.




Until dinner, which should be ready in 10 minutes.

Harleyquiiinn
06-10-2009, 02:17 AM
I'm a member now ! :cool:

RageAndLov
06-10-2009, 03:41 AM
Lystna og lr, missa inta chansen, nu r vi her med caramelldansen

ad8
06-10-2009, 07:39 AM
I have a member now.

Harleyquiiinn
06-10-2009, 07:49 AM
I should have seen that one coming... http://www.assas.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/fuck.gif

medi01
06-11-2009, 10:14 AM
aaabbbcccdddeeefffggghhhiiijjjkkklllmmmnnnooopppqq qrrrssstttuuuvvvwwwxxxyyyzzz

Cock Joke
06-11-2009, 01:03 PM
knee fetish

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
06-11-2009, 01:10 PM
playing hacky sack.
when did bipolar bear get banned. is it permanent or temp

ninthz
12-13-2009, 04:50 PM
necromancy