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Reamwolf
06-21-2009, 05:38 PM
Post things that would be entertaining to do in an elevator.
Previous responses:

Press every button but the floor the person requests and continue to do so.

Use chalk to draw a square right in the middle of the elevator. Stand in the square. Warn everyone that this is YOUR spot, and hiss at all who get within a foot of you.

Bring a boom-box and attempt to break dance.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!".

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side.

Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body".

Or better yet, cover yourself in a plastic suit and go with a friend then have him say "So I heard it was highly infectous... and fatal." Then say "Yeah, but wait... I think my plastic tore..."

sing the most random song when everything is quiet

When the door opens to a crowd of people, say "Sorry, this is reserved" and press the door closed button.

You get the point!

Adriann
06-21-2009, 06:38 PM
the new socks one sounds ridiculously adorable, like what a little child would say

Reamwolf
06-21-2009, 06:41 PM
the new socks one sounds ridiculously adorable, like what a little child would say

Yeah. It does kind of. Your right.

Here is one, start humming the Twilight Zone if you are going down...
BUHAHAHAAHA

Lizardus
06-21-2009, 10:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DOvWkwmdis

Human
06-21-2009, 10:18 PM
Pull out a knife on someone.

Pretend to have a seizure.

Reamwolf
06-21-2009, 10:21 PM
hehe, that works

Human
06-21-2009, 10:24 PM
Jump up and down in a really old one until it stops moving. It works if you're heavy enough. ^.^

Reamwolf
06-21-2009, 10:24 PM
hehe...
You just gave me an Idea....
BUHAHAHA

Human
06-21-2009, 10:26 PM
Yeah, it happened with me before. Me and about 10 other people were squished into a closet sized elevator, and my uncle decided he wanted to see how stable a 50 year old over crowded elevator is. >.>

Reamwolf
06-21-2009, 10:28 PM
Yeah, it happened with me before. Me and about 10 other people were squished into a closet sized elevator, and my uncle decided he wanted to see how stable a 50 year old over crowded elevator is. >.>

Hah
Fun. Ill try that sometime

Thomas
06-21-2009, 10:54 PM
One time I got head in an elevator. No joke.

Reamwolf
06-21-2009, 10:57 PM
err.. Okay... That's nice
XD

ninthz
06-21-2009, 11:39 PM
So this thread is really about how to be an annoying prick. I detest people that equate random with funny. Like, one time I was walking through a mall and some gross tubby hot topic clad bitch holds a plastic spork up to me and states "I have a spork!" It wasn't funny. At all. I came back with "You also have a lot of cellulite on your face." See how that exchange worked? I was presented with material I didn't find entertaining so I reciprocated. I don't know when I got so old, but I cannot stand teenagers.

ps: This thread sucks dicktip.
pps: Smoking in an elevator.

Reamwolf
06-21-2009, 11:41 PM
Congratulations?
Sorry, If you don't like us, Ignore us.

Thomas
06-22-2009, 12:08 AM
So this thread is really about how to be an annoying prick. I detest people that equate random with funny. Like, one time I was walking through a mall and some gross tubby hot topic clad bitch holds a plastic spork up to me and states "I have a spork!" It wasn't funny. At all. I came back with "You also have a lot of cellulite on your face." See how that exchange worked? I was presented with material I didn't find entertaining so I reciprocated. I don't know when I got so old, but I cannot stand teenagers.

ps: This thread sucks dicktip.
pps: Smoking in an elevator.

I don't it's that you're old, but everyone else is stupid. I pretty much agree an all accounts, and I wish I could have been present for that exchange.

ninthz
06-22-2009, 12:26 AM
pro tip: getting fucked up makes you invincible and therefore able to talk shit to anyone (even though that particular exchange was a sober one)

Thomas
06-22-2009, 12:27 AM
Duly noted.

Adriann
06-22-2009, 04:52 AM
us.

if this was a movie you'd look back and there'd be no one behind you :/

GreenTerror
06-22-2009, 05:08 AM
Sex .

WebDudette
06-22-2009, 01:36 PM
Stand awkwardly next to a cop, holding a case of beer.

GreenTerror
06-22-2009, 03:30 PM
I blame Aerosmith.

Rag Doll
06-22-2009, 04:21 PM
I blame Aerosmith.

It's definitely on them.

The elevators at this casino in Atlantic City will speak in a female voice which direction they are going when the doors open..."going up" "going down." All I can think of is the video for that song when the woman says, "Good morning, Mr. Tyler. Going...down?" ;p

SmashingIxnayConspiracy
06-22-2009, 04:45 PM
Let out the biggest smelliest fart possible. Especially when you're going from the bottom floor to the top.:D