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bighead384
06-26-2009, 11:27 AM
Every once in a while. I mean, not too much. Honestly, I don't do it that often. Maybe if I'm talking to someone I'd like to get to know, and one pops into my head, I'll bust it out.

SweetTatyana
06-26-2009, 11:34 AM
Haha yeah I do that too. Can't help it, theres some funny people here :)

Oxygene
06-26-2009, 12:07 PM
I steal shit from top notch comedians like Carlin, and Chris Rock...

If I'd ever get caught I'd say wtf is wrong with quoting the best? :)

nieh
06-26-2009, 12:32 PM
I've stolen the occasional joke as well, but I always give credit saying I heard it from "my friend" or something of the sort.

Oxygene
06-26-2009, 12:35 PM
I've stolen the occasional joke as well, but I always give credit saying I heard it from "my friend" or something of the sort.

that doesnt always squeez in well irl

T-6005
06-26-2009, 01:46 PM
I tell everyone I meet that my material comes from the Offspring BBS.

It's how I introduce myself, in fact.

Jakebert
06-26-2009, 02:15 PM
Dain got a new account? Long time, no see.

ninthz
06-26-2009, 02:22 PM
Dain got a new account? Long time, no see.
This is exactly where I was going to go.

Free?
06-26-2009, 02:23 PM
Happens to me sometimes as well. But I don't pretend that I'm an author.
Also, it's not a BBS-only thing, TV, radio, press, street, you name it... Actually I believe that a certain amount of the "BBS-jokes" originate from somewhere else.

dff_punk
06-26-2009, 02:28 PM
I actually stole the phrase "Michael Jackson stopped cause he got enough" for my facebook status of today.. :o

holland25
06-26-2009, 02:29 PM
I actually stole the phrase "Michael Jackson stopped cause he got enough" for my facebook status of today.. :o

And I was wondering where did it come from...

bighead384
06-26-2009, 05:48 PM
Dain got a new account? Long time, no see.

I'll bet you've done it too, ya queer!

Jebus
06-26-2009, 06:05 PM
I hide under the the defense that most of my jokes are references to jokes. Usually from the Simpsons.

randman21
06-26-2009, 06:09 PM
I used to think about doing it, but images of Dain have kept me from it. I do often use memes that are popular here, but have started somewhere else. I'm failing to think of examples at the moment.

IamSam
06-26-2009, 06:12 PM
I'll bet you've done it too, ya queer!

Oh Tom Jones, you scoundrel!

bighead384
06-26-2009, 06:13 PM
Oh Tom Jones, you scoundrel!

Doesn't bother me Doesn't bother me Doesn't bother me Doesn't bother me Doesn't bother me. Really, it doesn't!

Sidewinder
06-26-2009, 08:05 PM
Guys, be fair. Dain would steal jokes and bring them here for the most part.

Jakebert
06-26-2009, 08:57 PM
Bighead, the difference between what you're talking about and what Dain did is that Dain plagerized a whole, lengthy thing written by someone else, not just a snappy one liner. Everyone steals quick little comments, it's human nature, so of course I've done it.

bighead384
06-26-2009, 09:38 PM
Bighead, the difference between what you're talking about and what Dain did is that Dain plagerized a whole, lengthy thing written by someone else, not just a snappy one liner. Everyone steals quick little comments, it's human nature, so of course I've done it.

Cool man.aaaa

Autonomist
06-27-2009, 05:21 AM
I actually stole the phrase "Michael Jackson stopped cause he got enough" for my facebook status of today.. :o

I really can't believe how well this is going down. I thought it up on the spot and immediately dismissed it's worth, however others seem to really like it.

wheelchairman
06-27-2009, 07:20 AM
I'll generally say I heard it online. So you suck.

Khaaan (who used to post here) and I would often do that one joke on here about the kid who got his arm broken for not liking the Offspring.

I guess you could say his new favorite band is the offspring.

_Lost_
06-27-2009, 08:46 AM
Dain got a new account? Long time, no see.


This is exactly where I was going to go.


I used to think about doing it, but images of Dain have kept me from it.

OMG OMG OMG GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!


EDIT: can somebody link me the thread that started the broken arm thing? I've heard the joke a million times, but never the story behind it.

wheelchairman
06-27-2009, 09:41 AM
It's somewhere in GOD.

JohnnyNemesis
06-27-2009, 09:43 AM
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ps. Angry Intellectuals <3

nieh
06-27-2009, 09:44 AM
The guy edited his original post after realizing he became a huge joke here, so you can only find it in other people's quotes.

bighead384
06-27-2009, 03:09 PM
ps. Angry Intellectuals <3

Speaking of that, look what I stumbled across...

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13508&highlight=nofx

Holy Shit!

Maria Cortez
06-28-2009, 03:31 AM
stealing is like cheating. :rolleyes:

i've stolen loads of useless shit. ;)

cause i just don't give a fuck. :eek:

Adriann
06-28-2009, 10:02 AM
I've stolen the occasional joke as well, but I always give credit saying I heard it from "my friend" or something of the sort.

I feel guilty when I don't do this hahaha I start it with "my friend said _____". it's awkward for me when they ask who, hahaha

Budzy
06-28-2009, 05:45 PM
I'll generally say I heard it online. So you suck.


That's brave. I don't tell anyone that I post here, simply because I like that people are under the impression that I actually have a life.

And also the 'Michael Jackson stopped causes he got enough' is fair hilarious.

Budzy
06-28-2009, 05:52 PM
Also speaking of stolen jokes I heard a pretty good one the other day-

Farrah Fawcett's dieing wish was 'to save the children'. 2 hours later Michael Jackson died.